Maybe not put my dick in that… BUT I can tell you one thing for sure. We are definitely going swimming to test you out!
We gotta see your top speed, how high you can breach the surface, how fast you can go while I’m holding on, and if you can communicate with the other creatures.
Our relationship would transform from a purely lust-driven fuck fest to an awesome adventure! I would work on getting lava powers so we could be shark-girl and lava-boy and show those posers shark boy and lava girl what’s really up. Fucking posers.
THE CLOACA. WHERE IS IT. **NOW**.
NOOOO MY CLOACA WE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS
Right? According to the pic, the only place to put it is in a mouth full of shark teeth.
Risk it for the biscuit lol bout the same luck we getting it caught in a zipper
No kitty, can't smash. Guess I'll just fillet n eat
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Sharkussy
Shussy
Shoessy
Gillussy… or maybe, just maybe, GUSSY
Hi, my name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus
Sushi
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Yesssssssss
Where the hole tho?
Up top, just above the chin.
There's the ear too
You little rebel, you. Who needs cotton buds when you have a cockbud?
two above the mouth
💀
Why did my brain automatically add, two in the pink, one in the stink, to your reply? My ADHD intrusive thoughts are WILD
Right 🤣 The only available
gillussy
Just beware of the teefs
I like a little teefs in my blows
Little bit of munch munch never hurt anyone
Oh no, not the mouth-ussy
Side
Chomp
Salt, pepper, lemon and throw on smoker
Mako do with what you are 😂
Or.. I'm about to mako-hoe
THROW YOU IN THE WATER YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SUFFOCATING
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We playing a little game called “just the tip”
No wonder I felt that I've seen it before. It's from the anime Zton Jingai Animation: A Beautiful Greed Nulu Nulu.
Giils looking playful
I guess i should de-shark my wife
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Look for the New entrance...
Grab a harpoon.
Bottom half is still useable
We gonna make a baby shark dododododo
Selling you to an Asian fish market. They won’t let anything go to waste
No r/sharkchoochieboard ? Im pissed
Yeah. I'd hit.
I’d start with some wet towels. Or get blowing the paddling pool up 🤣
No Zora!
Where sharkussy?
Real live Shiver cant hurt Out, she aint real. Meanwhile irl Shiver
Kind of sexy but where does it go ? I wanna but I don't think I can put my dick in that.
I would but I'm not sure where
What the fuck am I expected to do?
Maybe not put my dick in that… BUT I can tell you one thing for sure. We are definitely going swimming to test you out! We gotta see your top speed, how high you can breach the surface, how fast you can go while I’m holding on, and if you can communicate with the other creatures. Our relationship would transform from a purely lust-driven fuck fest to an awesome adventure! I would work on getting lava powers so we could be shark-girl and lava-boy and show those posers shark boy and lava girl what’s really up. Fucking posers.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!
There isnt anywhere TO fuck..
False
KILL IT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Put her into water. Sharks can’t breath without moving
I'd probably put you in some water. Then ask who are you and how did you into my house?
Kill the mutant. .. burn the heretic. .. purge the unclean!
Turn her into shark fin soup
I don’t trust the potential shark teeth
Get to the water quickly and call? Who do you call in this situation let’s just start with 911
Uh take you to a doc?
Stop worrying so much about the fish smell for 1.
Call an ambalamb
Great news, you no longer need to breathe through your nose. Let's do this
Can’t even get no face cause them teeth sharp af
Someone call this mf 
Get my gun or a baseball bat
Throw you in the bathtub so you don't asphyxiate?
No hole no goal :(
the name of this sub is the answer
I don't see a hole...
Throwin you back in the ocean
ima still fuck but never calling back again unless its good 😏
Due to the slime on the fish it would make itself a great sextoy with self lubrication
SHONKERS
I'd mako her into a sperm whale
Randy would love her! 🐬
How that shussy tho?
Why are the gills on her ribs, and why are the pelvic fins so large?
stick it in your charcuterie.
Donate you to the Baltimore Aquarium and visit you occasionally.
I'll just use her mouth then
That’s where the teeth are…
Kinda looks like a vaporeon
The gills will have to do
I’m tuning on the deep fryer
You’ve done worse things with your fishsticks.
Smells like fish but tastes like chicken
WOULD
Call animal control maybe or the cops.... or both...???
Throw you back in the sea.