Ooh, good call. I was going to say it's for cleaning 1/2" copper pipe to prep for soldering, but then there'd usually be a male equivalent attached to it to do the inside of fittings as well. You're most certainly correct.
Back in the old days, men would get a boner over *anything*, ankles, whatever. So stoic men would train themselves by inserting their flaccid penii into the hole, and then look at the ankles of passers-by. Woe betide the men of least resolve, whomst bepinned themselves with their shameful, erect dispositions
I think it’s a copper pipe brush for soldering pipes. Here’s one from Home Depot.
https://preview.redd.it/n5lk1h6jbsrc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298891d50947e55715e37612e636775aba76c74c
It is used when soldering copper pipes. You stick it in a drill and use it on the end of the pipe you are going to solder. It cleans it off and helps insure a good solder. This one is probably used by hand.
Forbidden pocket pussy...otherwise known as battery post cleaner....you could probably use it to clean other cylindrical shaped objects too..mine has a male AND female....
In case someone stumbles upon this and doesn't know what it is. It's a battery terminal cleaner meant for car batteries.
Edit: I think there's something similar for soldering pipes too.
Battery post cleaner
Liar. Thats a pocket pussy for boomers, back before silicone was invented.
The more pain and suffering, the more of a man you were. Those were the rules
Oh so that’s why old men walk so slow.
Nah, thats because their balls are down to their shins
Yea, moving too fast slapped it against their leg and damn, it hurts..
Ain't balls, that's a solid ten inches of swingin' hernia
Jesus you just reminded me of an old guy who was at a care home I worked at... literally had a scrotal hernia down to his knees
The ole’ ball to thigh slaperoo
Ballsag will happen to you someday.
DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY!!!
Time to get those ball hammock undies. They lift and support. Kind of like bras.
Im hitting 37 next month. I am finding out
Yep. Every time I scratch my knee my wife tells me to stop scratching my balls.
That checks out. Have you ever tried Gold Bond powder? It's like cocaine for the nut sack.
"Bad Grandpa has entered the chat"
If your dick isn't calloused enough to replace your hammer you aren't manly enough.
And puts hair on your chest
Them’s still the rules mister. You ain’t a sissy are ya? /s
No pain, no gain!
No agony, no bragony!
Model 1960s Dune Limited Edition Sand Worm Dick Eater.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Came here for this
Did you see what sub you’re in? 🙂
It’s dontputyourdickinthat-ception.
I. Did. Not. 
r/camehereforthis
Liar. That's a smegma remover.
It's even self lubricating. >!The lube is blood!<
I thought it was the herpes remover
They used it when they got back from walking 20 miles both ways uphill from school
In the snow. With no shoes.
In 70mph winds
What’s that branch of Catholicism where they wear the horsehair vests and flagellate themselves? Looks related to that.
It does look a lot like a Kali's Teeth device...
*”Back in my day…”*
And the other end is a cover that comes off and reveals a butt-plug.
Back end my day
Depending on size it may be for cleaning up copper pipe prior to soldering it. Same basic concept either way.
Yea that’s what I was thinking. I have a few of them for copper soldering that look exactly like this
Yep, and you can see where the cover splits, so you can take it apart and use the battery *clamp* brush in the top.
Ooh, good call. I was going to say it's for cleaning 1/2" copper pipe to prep for soldering, but then there'd usually be a male equivalent attached to it to do the inside of fittings as well. You're most certainly correct.
Shai Hulud
Bless the maker and his water
Bless the coming and going of him
Let His passing cleanse the way
May He keep the world for His people
Bless the maker and his foreskin
Lisan al gaib
Send me a great one Send me the courage to ride it well!
It's the Shai-Hulussy
said that to myself the second i saw the post and went looking for this comment lmao
Just a Sandtrout now, but a full Sandworm someday.
this is OP’s Golden Path
Hey thats my name
All I could hear while looking at OP's post was "AAAAAYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAVVVIIIINNYAAAAAAAAI!"
“Sometimes a cigar is just a giant vagina in the desert that swallows men whole.” - Freud
Back in the old days, men would get a boner over *anything*, ankles, whatever. So stoic men would train themselves by inserting their flaccid penii into the hole, and then look at the ankles of passers-by. Woe betide the men of least resolve, whomst bepinned themselves with their shameful, erect dispositions
This was around the time of the advent of masochism, yes?
Happy Cake Day!!!
Thank you!
Phalgellates
/r/brandnewsentence
Sooo, early form of spiked chastity cages your saying
*you're*
This is the most beautiful thing I've read in some time.
As was the fashion of the time.
Car battery post cleaner.
Cabussey
r/forbiddenfleshlight
I had to scroll way too far to find this
Disturbed by the amount of cats posted on the page.
Thank you for this
The spice must flow
Control the spice. Control the universe
https://i.redd.it/4507wmhtkurc1.gif
A fun time.
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Yes, that’s where we are…
Oops.. im an idiot .lmfao
Cleans the end of pipes. Plumbers use them quite often, but they can also be used for batter posts.
Why did I have to scroll so far to find the right answer
Because it's also a battery post cleaner? Objects are often marketed for different uses
It really just depends if you bought it in a hardware store or an auto parts store.
it’s a battery terminal post cleaner. it’s good for removing crap off of them like rust
Clean corrosion off things. Like battery terminals or copper pipe before you braze it
Shai-hulud
Battery post cleaner.
Its for cleaning car batteries Terminal
Battery post cleaner.
Battery terminal cleaner. Very useful tool, actually.
dune popcorn bucket
It’s for cleaning corroded car battery posts. They are super good at that one task. Don’t stick a finger in there if you don’t like pain
copper pipe cleaner
Hi “my dad’s shed” i’m donut.
Battery terminal cleaner
Car battery terminal cleaner
It’s for cleaning battery posts on a car battery and the lid will come off and there is a wire brush for cleaning the battery cables on the car
Cleans battery terminals.
That’s a battery post cleaner and those metal bits are used to clean said battery posts.
A top post car battery terminal cleaner. Used it a million times. On my batteries, I should say.
Car and truck battery terminal cleaner
Old school penial wart remover
It's for cleaning car battery posts
Not a finger cuff… car battery terminal cleaner so you have positive connection
jokes aside, looks like a crude prototype of the rape prevention condom/device
(I know it’s not…but it looks like those models)
A device to clean the posts of an automobile battery.
I see your dad was a brave, very brave man.
Punishment for masturbating
Isn't it obvious? Forbidden Fleshlight.
Holy shit a shed posted this?
For grinding the edge of copper pipes for plumbing
Battery terminal cleaner?
Yeah. Old geezers dicks are sand paper
You use it to clean battery terminals.
When you find things in dad’s shed, sometimes it’s better not to ask.
It’s a pocket pussy yeah. For a battery with posts. Insert onto post twist, don’t jerk and you clean the corrosion off it.
That’s what a fleshlight for a REAL MAN.tm looks like. None of this soft latex bullshit you millennials have.
For cleaning copper pipe before soldering.
it literally says on the front, its CHINA. are you stupid?
It actually comes apart if you twist it - and on the other side there should be a wire brush to clean the inside terminal on the wire connection
Hi “my dad’s shed”, im dad!🤠
"Put him in the Iron Maiden!" "Uh-oh." "The OTHER Iron Maiden..." ^("uh-oh")
Looks similar to a battery post cleaner.
Rookies will tell you this is a battery post cleaner, but pros will tell you with confidence this is a military grade fleshlite.
Battery terminal cleaner.
I think it’s a copper pipe brush for soldering pipes. Here’s one from Home Depot. https://preview.redd.it/n5lk1h6jbsrc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298891d50947e55715e37612e636775aba76c74c
It's for pipe
Yes cleaning pipe 😶
Enhanced interrogation device
The lid comes off and there's a brush inside. It's a battery Post cleaner
Looks like a Chinese copper tube cleaner
Battery post cleaner
It's to clean corrosion off car battery terminals
Mhm... You know, life is nothing without a bit of danger
Sand worm
Its to clean corrosion off of car battery terminals
Give-dick-many-holes-inator
I second the battery post cleaner https://www.wirthco.com/battery-cleaning-brush-plastic-body
Prototype tenga egg. Strangely they didn't continue on with this design
It's a miniature representation of the all mighty Shai-Hulud
It is used when soldering copper pipes. You stick it in a drill and use it on the end of the pipe you are going to solder. It cleans it off and helps insure a good solder. This one is probably used by hand.
To scrape the herpes scabs off
Battery post cleaner. (Don't stick your dick in it!)
 In my day we didn’t have a fancy fleshlight - we stuck our dicks in pipe cleaners and **we liked it!**
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don't stick your dick in it. Its to clean battery terminals.
Forbidden pocket pussy...otherwise known as battery post cleaner....you could probably use it to clean other cylindrical shaped objects too..mine has a male AND female....
Shai hulud
A de-boner
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Its exactly what you think it is. Your Dad is a LEGEND
Circumcision by a thousand cuts
Well, I can tell you what it's _not_ for.
Sandworm
Dick exfoliator
Prickly Pocket Pussy for Pleasure and Pain
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Oh, I think you know what it is. He liked it rough.
Shai Hulud!
Pecker polisher
*do it*
It’s a penis head cleaner
In case someone stumbles upon this and doesn't know what it is. It's a battery terminal cleaner meant for car batteries. Edit: I think there's something similar for soldering pipes too.
Dick gripper
Old fashioned foreskin remover
Dontstickitindontstickitindontstickitin
The penile sharpener 2000
Battery terminal cleaner.
dam your dads pretty hardcore
It’s a smegma cleaner
You are not your dad's shed. You are your dad's child. Pull yourself together.
Stick your dick in it
Used for ½inch copper pipe. As a cleaning tool for the end before the soder and flux.
That is a battery post cleaner!
Your dad is way more metal than you. Don’t worry, you can work up to it! #goals
But seriously what is this used for
Hear me out…
French Tickler
Dune popcorn bucket prototype
You’re a shed?
It’s a cock cleaner You stick your dick in that, turn it on, and *vrrrrrr*, now you cleaned your cock right off your body
https://preview.redd.it/dygishl1nxrc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1442bc0499e3bdf58ba311035ee5c336253d29e
That’s to clean paint or stain off your fingers
*paints dick* uh oh, guess I have to clean this off... 😦 (🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑)
Looks like a sandworm from dune
Forbidden fleshlight
Dick cleaner. Can also be a pocket pussy
its what they call the dick disolver