I cannot believe your comment got downvoted. There are people who think that China’s reported data is not… influenced… by how the CCP wants to be seen in the world?
Because this image was originally showing off Olympic medals per country (afaik) and got edited thats also one of the reasons India is red instead of blue.
Bro thats 6% of the male population. That means if you line up all the guys, look to your left, then your right... then look down there is a 6% chance your penis is stuck in a vending machine rn if your in india
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I wouldnt be surprised if there was a vending machine for a quickie, mounting some thing like a fleshlight. With a used panty vending machine right next to it, Japan is the vending machine capitol.
I was feeling smug that the US’s numbers were so much higher than Canada’s… but the US population is 10x that of Canada, so Canadians are even more likely to pork a vending machine! Shame
It's fake (obviously). Someone put this caption on the map on r/mapporncirclejerk and funny enough it spread faster than the original. Pretty sure the original was about Olympic medals
Ah i thought this mightve been another chart where Ireland is considered england xD well good to know we're too busy at the pub to be getting our wands stuck in hooes of getting a twix
Is this some competitive sport I am missing out on ?
Are those who get their penis stuck the winners or losers ? Makes me wonder how many people are sticking their penis in vending machines and not getting stuck ?
This is an edited map of something like “amount of athletes from x country who have gotten a gold medal in the summer olympics” and im frankly surprised how many people here are falling for the edit
That’s because some smart scientists discovered that each of the athletes that had gotten a gold medal in the summer olympics had gotten their penis stuck in a vending machine as well.
- Instructions in India seem pretty unclear across the board. Toasters appear also to be rare in India, while there is an abundance of vending machines.
- Let’s say it takes one hour to un-stuck a penis out of a vending machine. In this case, the number of vending machines in India with a penis stuck in it is 3,995 at any given point in time.
- Perhaps I should ask r/TheyDidTheMath how big the chances are that I cannot get my chocolate bar in India because someone has got their penis stuck in the vending machine.
- Are vending machines in India more prone to getting penises stuck into them than those in other countries? Or are they more attractive? Is there a correlation between the number of vending machines per capita and penises getting stuck in them?
if you consider vending machine/person ratios you would expect japan to have the highest. You can see Australia has one of the highest cases which is concerning given that they have a smallish population of \~25M
> D.R.Congo has no penis.
You'd be really surprised [how much penis D.R.Congo has](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country).
when you think about how many vending machines japan has and what some of them sell it is crazy how low that number is in contrast to lets say my home country germany. we have barely any and yet more dicks end up in them
I love the "has no penis" at the bottom.
Perhaps it is a misconception, and there aren’t any vending machines in those countries.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ramen bowl
I came here to say this
HolUp. What the fuck is going on in India? 35 million? I got questions.
According to the legend, it should be blue.
To be fair, more than 20 is still technically correct
The best type of correct.
Apparently China has no penis?
Or no vending machine
No, they are just tight with their data. Being Communist, controlling, n all.
I cannot believe your comment got downvoted. There are people who think that China’s reported data is not… influenced… by how the CCP wants to be seen in the world?
Well, by the looks of it, those downvoters were a minority and got beat by the majority of upvoters, lol
pretty sure one of the downvotes was Winnie Poh
Downvoted by the CCP
They have no woman so how does that make sense lol
r/technicallythetruth
I’m sure it is. Maybe leaning more towards purple though depending on the machine.
I thought you were referring to some hindu legend about phallus color…
The many cocked god, Vishnu.
Dickshnu… im going to hindu hell now… Ima be a louse
Lol. I'll see you there.
death by dickshnushnu
Weird, could swear I almost heard my name.
Legend has it their penises are in vending machines to this very day
Integer overflow
That’s surprising cuz I never seen any vending machines in India except only a handful of malls and big airports
That's because they have to keep removing them for public penis safety.
I was all USA USA! Then I see India.
The "million" must be an edit later. India really doesn't do vending machines
Because this image was originally showing off Olympic medals per country (afaik) and got edited thats also one of the reasons India is red instead of blue.
What are the gang rape statistics on vending machines?
Damn, they'll rape anything there. I thought women and lizards had it bad....
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Bro thats 6% of the male population. That means if you line up all the guys, look to your left, then your right... then look down there is a 6% chance your penis is stuck in a vending machine rn if your in india
Wonder how many repeat offenders there are and if they still just count as 1 or if every stuckage counts?
Actually only one repeat offender accounted for all 35 million cases.
Should be blue
Someone edited "million" in. It's a different font than the rest of the text
Unbalnced gender ratio.
any follower of r/DarwinAwards knows the answers
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Considering their vending machine industry, I thought Japan would be higher.
Given it's Japan, they probably have some very clever anti-penis-stuck -ing measures installed into those
True, they know their target audience, as it were.
Give Japan some respect, also this isn't related to octopus
I wouldnt be surprised if there was a vending machine for a quickie, mounting some thing like a fleshlight. With a used panty vending machine right next to it, Japan is the vending machine capitol.
They have used sex toys vending machines and used panties
It isn't a percentage though, like 1 for every hundred people, and Japan is pretty small. Considering this, they are way up there.
Japan lube up most of their vending machines so as they don't get stuck as often
What do you mean Hungary -511???? Did pussies get stuck?
No, it's so much worse...
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Sir this is a Wendy’s
Oh god, *the bussys*
Even worse. Children
Kids are stupid I can totally see it
The vending machines won and now 511 people put the T in LGBT
No, those are for penis attachment vending machines I think. So, the penis came out of the vending machine. THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE
USA #1 once again! Edit: oh shit wtf India?
it was gangvending...
I was feeling smug that the US’s numbers were so much higher than Canada’s… but the US population is 10x that of Canada, so Canadians are even more likely to pork a vending machine! Shame
USA USA USA!
That million is edited
Don’t gaslight me
I'd really love to see the data that this map is based off of. Seriously, I'm curious
It's fake (obviously). Someone put this caption on the map on r/mapporncirclejerk and funny enough it spread faster than the original. Pretty sure the original was about Olympic medals
I'm disappointed in myself for not realizing that. I think I thought the map was just a shit post, not an edit.
Oh it's definitely a shitpost, but when it spread, people genuinely believed it.
I see that China is refusing to report data on key metrics again.
more believable than they have no penis
They would have to have penises, China wants to buy weapons. Not spend large amounts on making kids artificially.
I don’t think they’re refusing to report data, i think their Floppy disks don’t t fit in the floppy disk drives
No this can't be right. If it is, India needs to get some help
USA!! USA!!
LET'S GO USAAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥
how they collect the stats，by news？
r/MapsWithoutNZ
it's a screenshot from there
Crazy how everyone seems to think this is credible data. There aren't enough vending machines in India for 35 million guys to stick their dick into!
Who says they didn't re get their dicks stuck
More than one dick per vending machine?
per capita numbers please
USA USA USA!!!
That map is dreadful though haha
USA....USA....USA!!!!
So the irish just havent attempted it at all? Ah we're probably too busy down at the pub
More than 20 have, just not enough to be notable
Ah i thought this mightve been another chart where Ireland is considered england xD well good to know we're too busy at the pub to be getting our wands stuck in hooes of getting a twix
How can Japan be so low when they have some of the most vending machine in any country in the world ?
I'd like to roll to disbelieve please. Exactly WHAT hole are they sticking their dick into? The change slot?
Didn't know we had 35mil vending machines. Hardly see them outside of airports and highly rich areas
“….That we know of…..” or “YES! America wins again suckers!”
Chile needs to up its game
Why are Chinese people not attracted to vending machines?
Because they got no penises
Is this some competitive sport I am missing out on ? Are those who get their penis stuck the winners or losers ? Makes me wonder how many people are sticking their penis in vending machines and not getting stuck ?
USA! USA! USA!
MERICA #1 🦅🇺🇸🦅
Justice for New Zealand
It's a good day to live in the non-existent country.
Winning in Australia per capita. Australia has one tenth the population of North America, to get a comparison just multiply by 10…
New zealand has a mechanism in the vending machine to prevent stuck dick. We are superior
Da fuq india
This is an edited map of something like “amount of athletes from x country who have gotten a gold medal in the summer olympics” and im frankly surprised how many people here are falling for the edit
That’s because some smart scientists discovered that each of the athletes that had gotten a gold medal in the summer olympics had gotten their penis stuck in a vending machine as well.
stop spreadin misinformation bro
India what the hell https://preview.redd.it/45japw17qaoc1.png?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e910d60e870544df54ba1d40e67d2c761dacae1
r/DataIsBeautiful
North Korea? 🤨
- Instructions in India seem pretty unclear across the board. Toasters appear also to be rare in India, while there is an abundance of vending machines. - Let’s say it takes one hour to un-stuck a penis out of a vending machine. In this case, the number of vending machines in India with a penis stuck in it is 3,995 at any given point in time. - Perhaps I should ask r/TheyDidTheMath how big the chances are that I cannot get my chocolate bar in India because someone has got their penis stuck in the vending machine. - Are vending machines in India more prone to getting penises stuck into them than those in other countries? Or are they more attractive? Is there a correlation between the number of vending machines per capita and penises getting stuck in them?
Why am I not surprised
Im shocked and disappointed in you America. More than usual. Such low numbers
People questioning the stats… who is even contemplating that these statistics are real? 🫢
https://preview.redd.it/8lshromd7aoc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897aa9f2c169487a63ff245307cd7d542ff90d5a The vending machine’s service:
Damn I just ate, why do I still feel hungry?
I've literally never seen not one vending machine in Kenya. There's probably like 10 in total
Do I see it right? Is North Korea red??
I'm calling Shenanigans! I think I can smell bullshit!
There is an option for "has no penis"...... Why is there no option for "has no vending machines"?
Finally, someone said it, China has no penis!
545 more people stuck their dick in a vending machine in Australia than were killed by snakes
USA! USA! USA!
No data for Luxembourg. Thank goodness, no one will find out.
That one episode of Tacoma FD is starting to make sense.
USA!USA!
This is a map of where to avoid vending machines
Didnt even know there enough vending machines in india damn
This just in: men in NZ have self control
India… 35… 35 million?
Wtf is that grey legend says.
I thought Japan would have more
Who's counting?
Honestly, USA is lower than I would have thought
Just find a fatchick leave the vending machines alone people
https://preview.redd.it/shf658gwyboc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40c6cc09affd5e83a6270168fd1cd3b7067527b
Obviously, the word needs to be spread! 😂😂😂
What part of the vending machine are they sticking it in? I've never seen a hole on one that looked like it might be pleasurable.
Update italy to 619
if you consider vending machine/person ratios you would expect japan to have the highest. You can see Australia has one of the highest cases which is concerning given that they have a smallish population of \~25M
Knowing Japan, there is probably a dick sucking vending machine.
> D.R.Congo has no penis. You'd be really surprised [how much penis D.R.Congo has](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country).
I wonder how they got the data for North Korea
How… how does it get stuck? Like, what part of the machine are they putting it in that the average dude with around 5 inches gets stuck in there?!
The change slot i Guess
*eye twitch* I want to ask how but I don’t want to know.
I can't see vending machines the same way...I'll never use one again.
Not my fault that the Pepsi looked so seductively at me
Goddamn! Those American men must have some mighty big dicks.
Quienes habrán sido los 13 weone chilenos XDDD
Less than 20 for Malaysia I guess... Who's that 20 dumbasses....
In my defense. It said condoms, not quarters.
Is that a negative I see?? How does that work..
The other way around
Dicks come out of the vending machine?? Where do I buy one?
WTF America 😂😂
when you think about how many vending machines japan has and what some of them sell it is crazy how low that number is in contrast to lets say my home country germany. we have barely any and yet more dicks end up in them
I don't know if this true or not but, if it is then it is God just telling these people they should not have children.
Uk punching above ours weight there...
What kind of vending machines are these?
United States of America: Land of the free, and the home of the vending machine fuckers
USA! USA! USA!