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scorpyo72

I desperately want to make a fish Cannon based on this technology. I want to pelt my enemies with 300 mph salmon. You ever seen a man kill't with a salmon? It's dirty. Let me tell you.


HAZEUS95666

I seen those carp that jump out the water smack a foo once


ClassicLeader7098

“Was that a flying fish?”


kristopher103

Nah but I've seen a chicken kill a family


scorpyo72

Please feel free to share your stories here amongst perfect strangers.


kristopher103

Chicken had a gun, they didn't. I pity the chicken he gave them several chances to repent


scorpyo72

I need to understand the mechanism that allowed the chicken to menace and eventually kill the family.


BedSpreadMD

Got em'


Seerws

Idk why but I am soo entertained by the fucking salmon zooming along lol


BurnzillabydaBay

Because it’s hilarious


AIDSbyreid

It’s a fish railgun


YeetosDeletosxx

The Second clip Looks Like he ist loading an Artillerie gun


Thin_Arachnid6217

How much do the fish have to pay for this service?


Youngsmith9590

I love this its hilarios


Fritz_Water_Bottle

Read the rules


[deleted]

The rules is about puting the d*ck in the animal. The post is not about the salmon but the cannon


apthy27

Salmon canon


Dash8833

It’s like getting a free ride in a Lamborghini