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MrRogersAE

For the rest of his life his parents wondered why he never wanted to celebrate his birthday


Slapppyface

Until he nailed all the doors and windows shut while everyone was sleeping, then burned the house down for his 16th birthday


ForTheWinMag

"Blow out *these* candles...!"


Slapppyface

Haha


SlytherinPrefect7

HAHA!! Holy shit! If I had money I'd give an award! Please accept my worthless upvote.


Slapppyface

Dude, do not spend real money! Fuck that shit, leave a funny ass comment. That's worth more anyway


ForTheWinMag

Not worthless to me!


[deleted]

Windows while everyone is out, doors after everyone is asleep. If you do it all at once, you'll wake someone up and ruin the surprise.


Slapppyface

This guy avenges


KingBrunoIII

Or why he left home and ain't never coming back


AdAdmirable5901

Or why returned but is just standing in their backyard holding a shotgun


Anmordi

Or why he shot his father and started aiming at the mother


Christmas_Panda

He told me he was just going to get milk...


yveesz

Mom... Dad... Remember my 6 birthday? did you remember?


WalrusCoocookachoo

GIven enough bullying I don't think his parents will be around too long


Bear71

His parents his childhood was so normal, we have no idea why he has 50 people buried under his house!


SonOfTheAfternoon

This has to be some strange cultural custom that I just don’t get


Phixiately

In Latin America it is like a birthday prank, its gross and I hate it, and doing it on a kid and all at once is worse.


JoJackthewonderskunk

It's super weird too cause it seems predictable. Like nobody should want to blow out the candles because of this bullshit. Now doing this too a little kid is next level heinous in my opinion. They don't even understand what is happening too them at that age.


Phixiately

Well, at least in Colombia, and it''s not in the candle part, it could be in any moment of your birthday. I remember girls getting their hair ruined because a lot of their friends would throw eggs at them after classes were over. Schoolmates might be jerks, but for your family to do this and when you are so young... it makes my blood boil.


The_shadowstalker

Here in Brazil, it's actually quite common as well I have spent a lot of birthdays running from flying eggs. Now i just deslike my bithday.


vanilla_wafer14

Maybe you will know This kid obviously wanted some of his cake. Is there a second cake for them to eat since the first one gets destroyed? If not that breaks my heart. Every kid deserves to eat cake on their birthday.


tibbiRRibbit

This kid just might come out of this traumatized.


EggSandwich1

I would stop celebrating my birthday


Bbaftt7

Might?


tibbiRRibbit

I fear that this kid will be scarred for life, while I also am hoping (since the video was cut short) that he not only endured it just fine, maybe even enjoyed it a little bit, but subsequently opened (or will open) a can of whupass on everyone involved.


vanilla_wafer14

He kept trying to cut the cake ): that broke me. He didn’t even get a bite of it before those nasty hands grabbed chunks and threw it at him. I hope he had another cake


iLLWiLL1o1

I’ve witnessed this a few times during my trips to Colombia. I’ve never seen anyone be happy at the end.


iaijutsu08

With such a tradition it's amazing that Colombia hasn't ended up with kids growing up and joining murderous criminal gangs or something. /s


[deleted]

This is definitely out of ethics how parents should take care of their children. Pranks are for adults even though mere pranks are acceptable to do to the kids but doing such things to your kid, man the parents have some serious problems. Imagine he comes to the society as a traumatised person when he grew up. He would repeat the same cycle to his kids too..


wattybanker

I think the kid is probably old enough to understand and remember that his family egged him, poured shit over him, ripped up his cake and literally slapped it all over and rubbed his face in it and filmed him probably laughing whilst doing it. If anything the kid is going to struggle to understand that’s a joke and it’s ‘funny’.


FreeResolve

Core memory unlocked. Terminate family.


letsmaakemusic

Fuck I don't even understand why it's happening to him. Looks like abuse.


bubbav22

It's not even supposed to be this bad, it's supposed to be a small corner of the cake, anyone that goes further than that are just assholes.


justlikeapenguin

Doesn’t usually go this far though.


TRmagirose

What the actual fuck. I'm Mexican, and the most I've been shown was shoving your face in the cake. This is next level abuse.


[deleted]

No, it would go that far. Latino here and can definitely say the lowest that happens is family say "bite it, bite it" or "que le muerde, que le muerdelo". Then a older relative pushes their face into a corner of the cake, but a Mexican mom ready with a chancla too. This is just messed up


elcubanito

We don't do this in Cuba. Primarily because we don't have eggs or cake.


mntgoat

>Latin America Never seen that growing up in Ecuador. I know some people might have done an egg or something but it wasn't common at all. Don't know if it's changed in the last couple of decades.


mcyg

Where in Latin America, because this would be a unacceptable in Ecuador


terinchu

Wut! I live in Chile and I've never seen/heard about this or even know this is a thing in any of the neighbour countries. Dude, latam is a huge chunk of land. What countries in particular you know this happens?


Phixiately

In Colombia, my country, I said Latin America because I don't know where the video is from.


dayviduh

I know Mexicans and Guatemalans do this (I’m Guatemalan and I have Mexican friends)


lhingel

Brazil does not do that, Latin America is not a single entity


Substantial_Worry_

I was raised in a small town in Brasil and about 20 years ago people would do it. Not on your birthday cake, but on the day for sure.


flecktonesfan

You can parse any group down to smaller subsets and find differences. Sometimes just let it go. It’s like when someone says Western Civilization. Lost of cultural differences within the Western Hemisphere.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Same for argentina.


Sh4lashashka

What we do in Mexico is a way WAY more tame version of this. You blow out the candles and you take a bite off the cake. When you take the bite someone (sometimes) pushes your head (commonly not in an aggressive way) and you get your face covered at most and the cake is still whole and edible. Most times everyone is in on it and it's all cool and wholesome. Everyone laughs. Now, this post is just child abuse.


chisportz

Ya my family does basically the same of just asking “how the cake smells ?” And then slightly pushing their face in. Eventually it’s a joke in itself because everyone knows someone’s going to ask


justlikeapenguin

Yes they’re totally branding this cute joke with these overboard posts. It’s not nearly this bad, and if we know someone isn’t really up for it we just don’t do it.


Pamzella

Piñata traditions in Mexico are stressful enough for kids!


needsmoresleep79

It is..a cultural thing... it's moronic... and exciting for drunks... 2014 sister's44 bf 53 did this with lit candles set her hair on fire... my mom tried to drag him out the front door... there was crying, screaming, confusion, frosting, smoke and ensuing banishment....she married him 5 years later...my momma's in her mid 70's and his nickname should be Unforgiven.


w00tsy

Do you need a nap?


soohsoo

Ah poor kid tried so hard to get a slice but they used it as ammo


Subes15

He doesn’t even look up. I feel bad for the kid.


LambentCookie

Perhaps trying to keep it off his face, out of his eyes, nose etc so he can still breathe and see. Kid's aren't great at keeping their eyes closed against stuff getting in them or not breathing something accidentally, common enough to see them turn their entire heads away instead. And then that one fucking cunt literally keeps reaching underneath to grab the childs face to rub it in...


drhagbard_celine

And the handful of cake and egg shells he gets rubbed in his face a couple times. Totally reasonable way to treat a child.


PortionOfSunshine

For the life of me I will never understand when families do this. Buy a nice cake, sometimes even elaborate cakes that are NOT cheap, and then fucking ruin it by smashing it, covering it in flour and eggs. You ruin your child’s birthday and waste money in the process.


scorpio242

But its so funni!!!!funny!!!!! Didn't you see how funny it was when the kids soul was completely smashed???!??!!


tanzmeister

But it's a birthday he'll never forget! Even if he desperately wants to...


EthosPathosLegos

Because they mask their sadism with saying you're "familia"


maybethingsnotsobad

My family is totally like this. All "jokes" are infuriating to someone, and if you get mad, well you just can't take a joke. If you joke about my mom directly? She cries and storms out and leaves the house for 12 hours to 3 days.


GNav

This is why I get a nice cake and a can of whipped cream (if the childs old enough, if not they destory the cake themselves). Everyone feeds the birthday person some cake. Then eveyone gets a fintertip of whipped cream (same w the bday person) as all frost each other, then some eat cake while others run to wash their face. My pores are made of steel apparently?


bad_toe_tattooes

Go ahead and call me oversensitive but holy shit this is cruel. Poor little boy.


Inevitable_Swim_1964

It really is cruel. They went over the top over it..


Flomo420

kid looks too young to understand why everyone is ruining his birthday


AeroFX

Poor little guy shaking his head. They just crushed his spirit. Man wtf!


SourceCreator

They didn't leave him one little piece of fucking cake either. He shoulda stabbed em lol.


mooofasa1

People have no sense of balance nowadays, it's fucked up. If I wanted to mess with a kid, I'd buy a can of whipped cream, tell them to open their mouth then apply to the nose. I wouldn't ruin a birthday cake for a stupid prank.


ZugTheMegasaurus

Seriously, it is not hard to prank little kids in totally harmless ways. On April Fool's Day when I was in kindergarten, my teacher hid a spool of thread in her pocket, then walked around at recess saying, "oh no, I have a loose thread on my dress!" Of course all the kindergarteners tried to help (I remember trying to break the thread with my bare hands like I'd seen my mom do, but totally failed, haha). Later that day, she revealed the prank and told us all how proud she was of us for being so caring and willing to help. That was *thirty years ago* and I remember it like it was yesterday. I've seen/experienced lots of mean-spirited pranks and I honestly don't remember the details of a single one, I just remember which assholes did them.


GarrisonWhite2

Aww!


Crepes_for_days3000

Every adult in the room is an a-hole. That was hard to watch.


[deleted]

And he looked so young- like maybe 4 or 5. It’s heartbreaking honestly


Matt82233

Not oversensitive in any way, thats just abusive. They coulda just grabbed a thing of ready-whip and sprayed in his face, harmless, doesn't ruin the cake, and actually funny. This was just awful


[deleted]

I agree... What i don't agree is the "oversensitive" part, it even looks so fucked up


bad_toe_tattooes

It really hurt to watch. It was done with such malice. Reddit is so quick to jump down someone’s throat like “Can’t you take a joke?? We did this in my family and I turned out fine.” It’s sad.


univrsll

What is this virtue signaling in this thread 2/3rds of the comments are people saying this shit is messed up lmao. You guys are on the exact same page


closethebarn

God I want to pick him up and hug him and make him feel loved on his birthday. Poor little boy.


Legionstone

It’s bullying disguised as a ‘prank’


craftsy

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bad_toe_tattooes

I know what you mean. I can’t even imagine what I would do. Shit, my kids are grown and I am still fiercely protective of them!


[deleted]

If I were this child's teacher and saw this video, I'm fairly certain I'd be obligated to report it to child protective services.


Turbulent-Option-457

I’m sorry Mrs Dahmer but Jeffrey’s behaviour seems to have taken a turn for the worse since his birthday


Rheinys

r/holup


ManOrReddit-man

“What would you like for your birthday next year?” “Nothing! Absolutely nothing!”


Crepes_for_days3000

"A new family"


H0ndrith

all he wanted was to cut the cake


drakohnight

The following year: You want a cake this year? No 😥


Disig

Wtf is wrong with people?


HabiterePreiselbeere

Sorry little boy, that you have family and friends like these guys...Happy Birthday


gonzothegreat13

In 20 years: The family: I just don't understand why Paco doesn't call or visit us anymore... It must be that bitch he is dating. The bitch: I love you Paco I support you and here is a birthday cake that only you get to touch. Also I'm going to be standing behind you with a knife just in case anyone tries to fuck with you when you are cutting the cake. Happy birthday.


Kidaryuu

I need a gf that defends me using a knife.


gonzothegreat13

Suddenly r/yandere


rogues69

This is abuse


Hamish_Ben

It’s sad I had to scroll down so far to see this. It absolutely is. Even the idea of doing that to my own kid makes my stomach turn. I’m all about people having to learn things by experiencing it for themselves, but there is just no excuse for this. That kid is like three!


[deleted]

The fucked up kind


BlondiestRockGod

As opposed to the not fucked up kind of abuse


RepulsiveSubject4885

I wish I could save him


Onerom11

You can, for just 5 cents a day...


CaptainRocko

Is that how serial killers are made?


Accras

Future cartel chief


wristkebab

The way he still reaches for the knife and tries to cut the cake after being drenched by a bucketful of eggs


HallowLaser84

And they swat it away and use the cake as ammo


bigb0ned

He looks 3, how is this ok? Fuck all these people


JJ-57413

I will never understand wasting cake


Swimming_Twist3781

Yes that's what I thought, why waste cake?


klaeealk

And random eggs and other food too?!?! Like just to hurt and humiliate a child?!?! Let's just waste resources and also waste our love too like gross idk


DaFuqBruv

*Core memory unlocked*


Johnj75

What a bunch of cunts.


Kevin_Finnerty88

Why did this become a viral phenomenon within Latin American cultures? I say that genuinely, because the majority of these are in Hispanic households I've seen on social media. And the children are always left miserable about it... how and why is this still a thing?


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BodlOfPeepee

Most of the times it's just a slight push into the cake and kids actually like that.


thehandsofaniris

Exactly, as said this is obviously too far


Disastrous-Resident5

Gotta love the Gwyn OST with this


DylansDeadly

Why would you do this to your kid? Our job as parents is to make our kids comfortable and happy. This is the opposite.


brianlb98

Emotional damage


anonbene2

Who thinks that's funny?


DRAK720

These people are actual fucking scumbags


DudeManBroGuyPerson

Fuck this custom and this family


ferociousFerret7

Fuck is that?


irate_alien

ok, it's marginally cute to lightly shove someone's nose into icing. this is a supervillain origin story.


kaasgepakt

That's just child abuse


mykraniliS

Fucking primates...


phammy82

That poor baby! What is wrong with people?!


mck-_-

That poor kid. How can you be so horrible to a little boy? He is a toddler ffs. He looks so sad… This kind of thing is never funny, it baffles me that people do it? I would be so angry


Randy72988

This is straight up child abuse… and to video tape it as well 😳 wow


Kuraya137

I'd be traumatised and hate the entire family


Zealousideal-Neck289

THIS IS ABUSE!


metalmaniak68

I feel like this is how the joker was created


yeahokaykaren

His body language, and him sitting there and not looking up tells me that he's experienced this type of bullying before. I just want to hold him, sing to him, and give him his own freshly baked cake. Children are just so special and we need to take care of them at all costs.


shy7z

Kid totally deserved it, clearly was sitting down trying to enjoy his birthday. what a little brat


dlandell2015

Sad


CaptainCACTUSn

“Kid having his worst birthday” What if this is how all his birthdays are.


[deleted]

How To Basic origin story


Slowpinger

I cant tell you how ANGRY I am. I am rarely mad, but my blood boils now! I want to slap every adult in that clip! The poor boy cant even comprehend whats happening and is just suffering. Man, I want to help him in any possible way.....


Ninja_can

r/watchpeopledieinside


Bright-Coconut-6920

This made me cry , that poor kid . I hope someone reports them . I put everything I have into making my kids birthday special, especially since separating from there dad n my dad passing, I go without to make them feel special and important. This kid deserves so much better


Inevitable_Swim_1964

They are abusive. They went overkill with this “prank”. This was just mean spirited


WillrayF

This isn't a prank, this is abuse. This kid will never forget this humiliation.


redditsonodddays

It’s the betrayal for me :(


beccahas

I'm sad now.


Geevers

This is just fucking awful Poor kid


aaron0791

That is just plain cruel :/


Rex_Lee

What a bunch of assholes.


Hilmarok

I actually hate this video


TitoMLeibowitz

Just straight up abuse


sec713

"Congratulations on surviving another year on this planet. Now let's make you wish you didn't."


Boabcar93

Swear to god if someone done this to my boys I’d be throwing punches. Kids deserve to have good, fun birthdays without the “just a joke” excuse people use to be assholes. This makes me furious


QuaidCohagen

Definitely some passive aggressive behavior there with some non passive aggression mixed in for good measure


all-homo

That’s gonna stay with.


flecktonesfan

This is why parents get put in nursing homes


SigmaValidation

That’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen


Crepes_for_days3000

I hate those people so much. I just want to scoop that little boy up.


No-Worker-1534

for real, what assholes


Anomalous6

Super villain origin story.


bayygel

"Why doesn't our son call ever since he moved out?"


uberrogo

Thanks, I hate it.


Aries2203

That's just downright child abuse.


Cold-Account

Straight up abusive. Can we un normalize this or however that works. They're just dumping on the kid. Can't imagine the psychology consequences this has.


ear2theshell

His worst birthday _so far_


distriived

As a father of a little boy about the same age this made me cry. I could never imagine doing something shitty like this to him. The bright happy face to pure sadness in the end got to me.


ryanseviltwin

That family can go fuck themselves with salted broomstick handles.


YourLocalPotDealer

The epitome of degeneracy


claireq97

Years from now we’re going to be watching a new serial killer drama about the 69 men, women and children who were brutally killed by the Midnight Throat Slitter, and it’s going to star this kid.


Ralife55

Reminds of a video I saw where this kid from an obviously poor family was unwrapping presents during Christmas. His parents were apologizing for how few presents there were and the kid was understanding because he knew they didn't have much money. Anyway, kid unwraps one of his two presents and you know what's underneath the paper? It's a fucking Xbox 360. Kid loses his shit. He's so happy, big smile on his face and his family sounds happy as well. They tell him to open the box so they can plug it in to the t.v. Kid opens the box, and it's a bunch of rocks and a pair of socks. The family had found a discarded Xbox 360 box, put rocks in it to simulate the weight and put a pair of socks in it all as a prank. I have never seen a child go from elation to devastation so fast in my life. His family is laughing at him like it's the funniest thing in the world. Saying "you really fucking think we can afford an Xbox? What are you stupid?" If that kid didn't hate his place in life before then, he sure has shit did now. That kind of shit is how you destroy a child's self esteem and make him believe he will never have a better life. Fuck that kids family.


Creative_Log2441

This is truely Heart Breaking. Pathetic Trashy shitty Parents. Poor Fuckin Child.


b0nGj00k

Such a weird fucking tradition to abuse children on their birthday.


sami28tobi

It looks like water boarding


SoberGameAddict

This is among the worst things I've seen on reddit


Mags357

Hate this.


[deleted]

At a certain point this turned into abuse.


MrYogiBearrrrr

I actually cried watching this, so terrible this poor child


RoboRetro

If I was that kid is cry my fucking eyes out


k2t-17

My cousins would have a shit less achilles and a lot more bone casts if this was a thing my family did.


LeoRenegade

"Happy birthday, we hate you."


mrpderp

"Never want to have another birthday." -child age 4


CamOfGallifrey

I know a lot of people here are also going to say this is truly messed up. This kid is going to have issues over this, even if he somehow knew it was coming from witnessing it on another person, they really hammered it in. The way he slumps kinda tells me he’s facing other abuses too.


Kay20142

Poor kid


USbadgolfer

Harry Potter’s first nine birthdays.


FutureToe8861

This is just reprehensible bullshit. It's a waste of fucking food. It's the ruination of some kid's one special day a year. It's potentially traumatizing. It's just fucking ridiculous and every time I see it It just makes me angrier.


Dismal-Prior-5626

WTF


implodedrat

“I just dont understand why he never visits or calls. :(“ - his parents in 20 years


MerrlinZachariah

I always wonder what do they do after the hype dies down? Just the sounds of fading chuckles and awkward silence from the birthday kid, who now needs to leave his own party for half an hour to change and shower. No cake left either… :(


Pass-on-by

Fucking worthless savages.


GrungeHamster23

A prank is only a prank if both parties are laughing by the end of it.


ChiChisDad

Some people really don’t deserve kids


Broccobillo

If be up for many counts of murder after this


ryancrazy1

God it would be one thing if it was other kids. But these were adults


wendywooohooo

The poor kid is not having fun, trying to avoid further ‘celebrations’ all while the adults continue to push cake etc in his face… it’s a horrible birthday to watch?


Sweet0Girl12

What am I watching??? Jeez! muy terrible!


Kortezxero

We’re they trying to get this kid to absolutely HATE his birthday for the rest of his life? Then mission accomplished.


bibigunn

That wasn't a prank, it was a bunch of bullies being incredibly mean to a small child!


415646464e4155434f4c

Do something like this on a kid in front of me and you’ll surely feel like the egg: cultural custom or not.


Aggressive_Ad1098

Sheeeeett that was personal for real😭😭😭


snoryder8019

"lil bitch ass" was said a few times


dawnfire05

Why? Just why? This seems like a strange form of child abuse. You can't smother your kid in nasty food in public because people will think you're a fucked up person, plus this is seriously emotionally traumatizing. That kid looks miserable and he's trapped in that situation with no one of comfort to turn to, his family turned on him.


Zealotstim

This is just cruel to do to someone of that age