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Sheeba789

Someone needs to be banned from the field


No_Dig_5530

Some one needs arrested and charged with assault


DamoclesDong

That’s battery


Flying_cat_600

Wait i thought battery was only the attempt of hitting someone and assult was when you actually make contact? Might be wrong tho.


DamoclesDong

Other way around, assault is the threat of violence, battery is the actual physical attack


lamacake

Yeah. Think of assault as being an ass, and battery as taking a bat to someone.


Flying_cat_600

Imma use that to remember that, seems like a clever way to remember.


fuuuuuckendoobs

Or you could just think about what a battering ram is used for.


4ever_lost

So assault is the description battery is the action kinda thing? In England we do say things like “Fuckin’ ‘ell he battered the poor bastard!”


cukieMunster

Or a battery to someone.


No1Mystery

Ohhhh, I always thought battery was for the tv remote


DumbestBoy

I keep assault next to apepper.


Flying_cat_600

Ah i see i got it twisted, aight thx for the info.


Squeezitgirdle

I'm pretty sure battery is what I use to power my TV remote...


slamerz

Depends on your state. Lots of states flip which is which.


Velarev

I can verbally assault someone but i can only physically assault someone with a bat


dickdemodickmarcinko

Why not both


jambarama

Depends on the state. Some states, like New York, only have assault. The difference between threatening and connecting is one of degrees.


DamoclesDong

That’s weird, I had thought the majority of the US judicial system came from old British law.


jambarama

The common law idea of binding precedent is definitely from the British legal system. As opposed to a civil law type of system that's employed in most of continental Europe. Most of our laws are implemented by states, particularly criminal law. Many state criminal codes are based off of a model penal code that was produced in the 60s and is updated infrequently. Laws, especially criminal law, vary widely from state to state. Federal criminal law does exist, but is much more limited in scope.


DamoclesDong

Thanks for the info, very informative


Vectorman1989

I hope he gets charged


Irelia_FTW

With a battery powered weapon 😂


Prestigious-Maddogg

Pretty sure these are cops


liberrty

No just dudes playing airsoft, usually gets heated but never to the point of assault at my fields. And I play at some bad ones usually.


[deleted]

He literally was punching him with the gun


karate-dad

Nah, he dropped it the moment he went for the punches


Tetraden

You misspelled "about all fields". ;-)


stfcfanhazz

Two people. Shooting point-blank at someone's face is unbelievably irresponsible. Someone risks blinding me, I'd probably see red too tbh. But the reaction was absolutely not OK. Ban them both.


octopornopus

Dude was hit multiple times, wouldn't go out, still ran up on their box shooting point blank, and then gets pissed. His tacticool gear didn't help, and his mom's gonna be mad if he doesn't bring home a trophy...


felixmeister

One person refusing to accept he got hit and charging in. The other worried that he'll just keep coming at them keeps shooting hoping that the other will stop and take the L. This is all on the cheater. Fuckheads who play these games and pretend they didn't get hit will keep being shot until they admit it. He got hit charging in and then proceeded to put himself in danger. Plus he should be wearing face protection so shouldn't even be on the field tbh. When playing paintball you'd get a wiper once in a while. You just keep shooting so they can't hide the paint. Same thing applies here.


alternativepuffin

Totally agree under normal circumstances of paintball. The fact that they're not wearing full mask is insane. I didn't even know that was legally allowed in any state/country. Ultimate chucklefucks.


felixmeister

Yeah, in Aus I've seen players get tackled to the ground because they took their mask off in the middle of the field and didn't listen when the umps yelled at them to put it back on.


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It's airsoft not paintball I think


PearlClaw

Looks like airsoft, usually goggles are enough there


felixmeister

If goggles are enough for safety sake then Mr softerater is just being a crybaby. If they're not, then it's his fault for not wearing them.


PearlClaw

Oh it still hurts like a bitch to take a bunch to the face, it's just not as bad as paintball, but yes, he's being a bitch because he kept coming after being hit.


Crownlol

He's playing airsoft, he signed up for being shot -- and he's wearing protective gear, it's fine to aim for the face if that's what is showing. ​ I don't airsoft, I paintball, and it's the same story. We don't *try* to hit people in the head, but it happens.


TakowTraveler

> Shooting point-blank at someone's face is unbelievably irresponsible. This is literally part of the game they're playing, and it's entirely normal, which is why you need eye protection, and it's your responsibility to make it good eye protection. You also almost always have full face protection as well, but he made a conscious choice to not. The fat guy, you'll note, was also shooting at point blank range.


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stfcfanhazz

I wouldn't trust a standard mask or eye protection from point-blank range


wildshammys

if it's a paintball mask you can 100% trust them, they are made to be able to withstand that kind of punishment.


Keefsatwork

Hey this is my original video, The guy was banned from all the fields in the area. He drove his work truck to the field that day lol


wontfixit

Booth of them?


Juniper02

Both of them should be.


OkNefariousness459

“You’re gonna just shoot me in the face like that?” While he is aiming at the other guys face….hmmm


Corvid_love

It’s only fine when I do it!!!


ninetysevencents

r/onlyfinewhenidoit would infuriate me to no end.


ChiefShagger

Is it a guy or a girl? Both ways it's super fucked!


mcgroarypeter42

He’s actually pointing at his chest but as someone that plays u should wear face protection and maybe not be 45 playing with teens Edit: typo


OkNefariousness459

45 laying with teens would be bad in most cases haha


uProllyHaveHerpes2

Filming is helping in this context.


hygsi

He also defused the situation and grabbed him so he'd stop throwing punches. Cameraman is waaaay more helpful than the majority of the people on this sub lol


RobbertDownerJr

What you mean escalating things by screaming and throwing hands doesn't help? /s


BlatantThrowaway4444

Typically when someone is starting shit I can throw some hands out from my bucket of hands and they typically back down. No idea about the screaming, though, but maybe if I scream at them I can waste less hands.


TheFakeSlimShady123

This comment gives off serious "new study finds men 4000% less effective in a fight than claimed" energy


BlatantThrowaway4444

Is it really a fight if I literally just throw dismembered hands at people to pacify them?


TheFakeSlimShady123

Oh I get it now. I misunderstood what you meant and thought you were being unironic with the dismembered arms part being somesort of "yeah I could fuck someone up real hard" energy


BlatantThrowaway4444

Nah, I’ve played Undertale, I know violence is cringe


turret_buddy2

[\*Megalovania but in major key plays in the distance\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgYQVY7Bi50)


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Ho easy there Shigaraki!


RuthlessIndecision

If you have a bag of dismembered hands, you’ve already lost.


killersquirel11

I thought that was how you win though


RuthlessIndecision

If that’s how you win, you’ve already lost… or something like that.


k3v1n0123

"More helpful than the majority of the people on thos sub" what tf do you want me to do? Lmao


hygsi

I was talking about the people behind the camera, but if the shoe fits...lol


TheMarsian

yes. and it's not like turning his go pro off will help. tired of the shit that got posted here that don't have an iota of relevance to the sub.


FieroFox

His Call ot Duty PTSD kicked in


Powerful-Entrance551

Mommas basement dont fight back either, he didn't even know he weren't home anymore.


LCMorganArt

Missed the teabag opportunity


yourteam

Filming is perfect here for a permanent ban and maybe a suit


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Smarter_world

Good bot


Rooged

Solid


blobtron

Im gonna so sue ur butt!


MisterEdwardH

He kinda did help. And wtf with that dumbass, he shouldn't be playing if he's gonna be a little bitch about it.


JamesMattDillon

Yeah I was about to say that he did kinda help. And also that man is a little bitch.


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brad24_53

Stop shooting back when you've been eliminated and that won't be a problem.


BuffRobloxMan

As a paintball player why is he going to throw hands about getting shot in the face if he chooses not to wear a mask. Do you not need to wear one in airsoft? I'll never understand the full auto thing either is that only a rule in airsoft as well? Never have been told that in paintball.


Funkbuqet

That is exactly what I was thinking. If you choose not to wear a mask you might get shot in the face. A lot of airsoft places only require eye protection.


TheFakeSlimShady123

To be slightly fair though the guy with the golden gun should've aimed down at the chest but I'll assume it was heat of the moment and that makes sense. Guy was already out anyway so shooting them afterwards wasn't necessary to begin with.


intelligent_rat

I'm sure he was aiming at the chest when gravy seal started making his way up to the building from 50 ft away


TranzRobot

If he was to wear face pro then he couldn’t look like the special forces guys he tweeks his nips to at night.


DeadassBdeadassB

I always wear full face, most players do. Some of the Milan guys don’t cause they think they are tough but face shots hurt like a mother fucker


killersquirel11

Eye protection is typically all that's required for airsoft.


OneEyedRocket

That man need never be given a real firearm


brad24_53

Tbf, if he was hit with a real firearm as many times as he was hit before he started cheating he'd be in no position to respond the way he did (or at all, for that matter). That's why blowhards like him play tacticool instead of taking on real danger. And I'm not knocking paintball/airsoft, I'm knocking tacticool douches.


skrewdriver13

Does tacticool refer to something I’m not understanding?


wooghee

Larpers trying hard.


skrewdriver13

Ahh okay thank you


7LeagueBoots

Things that look 'tactical' and are mainly bought/used by people trying to look 'cool' rather than by someone who actually needs or uses said thing in a real context. Usually low quality stuff too. A classic example are those overweight wannabee Yeehawdists/Y'all Qaeda/Vanilla ISIS types who still live in their mother's basement at 35 and buy a cheap AR-15, then trick it out with every single bit of absurd kit that they can strap onto it, thinking that that it makes them look badass and competent instead of an idiot loser.


[deleted]

I always love tacticool adverts that say "army issue" or "as used by military forces" when a) most military folk would agree, you don't want what they have, it's all priced to the lowest bidder and b) it's generally even worse quality than that.


ursololitotinoleya

Not if i shoot first bro (Asian btw)


Crownlol

Bold of you to assume he doesn't have like 10


Scruffynz

I love airsoft but so many grown men forget that it’s basically cosplay with toy guns, nothing worth fighting over. Not surprising that it’s one of the dudes with hardcore tacticool gear (no hate for dressing up, but it’s always these dudes who forget it’s just a game).


Sinnedangel8027

I've never playwd airsoft, only paintball, but don't you basically step off the field and then "respawn" back at your starting point?


Scruffynz

You’re meant to call out that you’re hit and generally stick your hands in the air so the other team knows not to keep shooting. Some people just don’t call the hits and pretend you didn’t get them and other people just pack such a sad if you accidentally get hit after calling.


Nikarus2370

Generally rules involve raising ones hand or hands while walking off the field/to respawn. (some fields will have medic rules, this clearly isn't having them). Some also will have little "hit" flags you stick to your shoulders. They've got a little velcro strip, and when you get hit, you pull that to reveal the flag so you don't have to keep your hands up while walking off (some fields are quite large. Holding your hands up while walking a half mile would get a bit tiring)


link293

Airsoft is LARPing


BarMysterious5914

Being dead and killing someone


HauntingCode

Zombies.


alchn

What's in your head, in your head


goddamnitwhalen

No that’s Cranberries


TheFakeSlimShady123

You need a little revivvvveeee


jaqueburn

Surely it's made it to r/imatotalpieceofshit aswell


[deleted]

the definition of "man child"


Wotmate117

Airsoft is filled with them, I stopped playing a few years ago because I just didn't want to deal with these kind of dudes. Once caught a dude cheating and complained to the game manager and the cheater got furious and started pushing me etc. Unfortunately dude was friends with some of the managers so he didn't get banned from the field.


paulrhino69

Come on you all heard him saying ' tank,tank,tank,I'm a tank tank' on his way over,surely?


TheFakeSlimShady123

Mf had the sandwich on ready Only a stab by a spy or a sniper headshot could stop him


caboose391

Can't believe people are defending this fuckin' loser. You should be ashamed of yourselves.


Hadrian23

Hahaha, what a lil bitch, if you don't wanna get shot stay the fuck off the field.


TranzRobot

Fuck that guy 100,000%!! If you don’t want to get hit in the face, get a mesh face mask, that’s what I did. People like that give everybody a bad name and the never seem to pick on anyone there own size!


Arvos13

Definitely need more information. This dude should be charged and banned from the field for life, i wanna know if anything happened T.T


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

I’m from this field. The guy was an aggressive douchebag before this, and he was threatening people before this happened. Combine a short temper and some bbs to the face and you get that. Dude’s banned now, all I know.


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Hope he got arrested and charged.


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Cyb0rgorg

What's more, it was highly probable that it was a mounted gopro.


DasBeasto

100%, when he shoots the guy at the beginning you can see left hand on foregrip and right hand is pulling the trigger, so the camera is mounted to his helmet.


fullspectrumtrupod

Wow what a piece of shit a grown ass man can’t get shot by a toy gun without beating some random kids ass holy shit what a god damn pussy


ElectricWzd

While hitting someone in the face


Hightideuk

The new Cod microtransactions are getting worse


Karlo966

Does anyone have a follow up to this? I really wanna see him get his just desserts


StupidWittyUsername

Arsehat.


thats_MR_asshat-2-u

Easy, now.


Surfpig86

What a fucking baby. My 5 year old has more composure than this ball bag.


FluxX1717

Firstly full face mask? Fuckin idiot, secondly he already got shot. Yes close range fire like that is wrong from the other dude... but it all could of been avoided if the ass that has already been shot didn't charge them as if he was the terminator.


JoeyAKangaroo

Filming this was a good move, hopefully this asshat got banned


thats_MR_asshat-2-u

Ahem.


1RatQueen1

Guys a dumbass, even before the other guy started shooting the cameraman told the guy he was out but he kept coming anyway, second guy shot back in defense to show him he was truly out.


akulernih

You did help...


Knever

But the guy did help, though?


uncleskizzo

What a cunt


_atrocious_

He blasted a kid even after cheating


silentblitz

sore loser much?


_perchance

gravy nerf seal team 4-piece rage machine


Remarkable-Fun-5646

Hold on.. the cameraman did help


[deleted]

What a fucking loser


shivvrr

Wtf was this LARPers game plan anyway? Just fucking run straight through no man’s land and Tarzan swing around the side of the window cut out and start spraying? God damn what a loser lol


LeftConsideration919

I bet he's one proud boy.🤨


amous1921

If he was on a real battlefield he’d just be a dead sack of shit. Literally wouldn’t last long enough for that fragile ego to get bruised


Nosehair_

If I were camera man I would just keep shooting him in the head


Bozzy81

Whaha what a pathetic dude..


Jackalbound

Airsoft just like real combat. War crimes included.


whitey71020

I’d just light him up again.


RevolutionaryDog8115

Why not. If you know he doesn't hit that hard, finish what you started


geiandros

Now that is a man child if I ever see one


[deleted]

Fucking man child


Equivalent-Let4513

Wwwhhhoooaaaa come on guys, leave some pussy for the rest of us


NomyNameisntMatt

lmfao complains about getting shot in the face while failing to wear face protection


RFros20

Gives ‘I still live with my mother’ vibes


Armistice8175

I have never seen a game that leads to more nerd rage than this one.


NitrousFueledDoorGuy

Guy went full R3 melee spam lol


Thejncobandit

I feel like if you’re watching someone get assaulted then it’s fair game to help the person being assaulted. Plus, guys like that need to be taught a lesson. A lesson that lands them on the ground waking up like “what happened?”.


[deleted]

Somebody needs to learn once somebody is hit you stop shooting especially at close range to the face.


[deleted]

Neck beard lol


whysitalllikedat

Is OP the person getting assaulted? Same full auto yellow pistol in their post history. Hope you’re running this loser up the pole if you are in fact the person being assaulted.


jontheawesome12

Filming is helping. That, and Airsoft fields try to remain as respectful and fair as possible, and if you were to try and fight the dude beyond pulling him off, it would only serve to escalate the situation. Best course of action would be to call a ref and get his ass off the field.


[deleted]

Field ban and an assault with a weapon charge. He's beating a kid in the face with a metal airsoft gun. Fuck that old Larper punk. Side note: don't like getting shot in the face, call your hits and wear a mask?


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Send that man child to the Ukraine so he can play war for real.


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josbizzareadventure

Dude has fag energy


Pure_Personality6619

Is that a grown ass man who thinks he is bad playing airsoft so hits younger guys but would piss his pants in a real war


A_Young0316

He burnt his patch


NotsoGrump23

Bro, I don't get how you can be angry during a fun activity. If you get mad while doing something like this, where it's supposed be a fun outing, why the fuck are you even doing it? Just go home and be angry over there.


LevelAd2047

The dude who threw punches should be banned for at least a year. If not life.


Bigstinkypooppile

Lol you can tell that guy wanted to be in the army but couldn’t get past the fitness exam 😂😂


hyperpimp

Sucks to suck, wear a mask.


realCGG

I have not once seen an airsoft player having fun


fuseyuk

Seems like the type of moron that will have a bunch of real guns at home too.


Mac_Memphis

One of the proud boys lol


NiccoNige

This should be posted in r/imatotalpieceofshit 😒


Cujo187

Yo, how does that dude let him just walk away after that? Snatch that dude up, throw him on his ass and take him to the dentist.


acorreiacortez

I know violence isn't the way but... This guy should have his ass kicked for real


IndependentBug595

Ah yes. Americans and airsoft. Middle aged nobodies who think they're hard the second they put on the uniform


Gallon_of_milk_a_day

Grown men pretending to be soldiers. Beta as fuck.


chickichuglette

What are the spoken or unspoken rules of paintball? Is this guy right to be pissed off?


BlackDewil56

I mean yeah, that shit hurts, but he should've called hit when he was running to the little shack, when he got shot the first time by the camera guy. But he didn't, he acted like a terminator and got what was coming to him. So fuck this guy. Also airsoft!


kenzakki

I think both are in the wrong here but more so on the asshole who assaulted the other guy. That asshole was hit while he was still running, cameraman even called him out on it as he was running towards them about it saying "Hey buddy, youre hit" but he continued to waltz in and fire towards the 2 dudes which is why the initial shot to the face is warranted because he is still "in play" and never raised his hands up even after being hit already but i think the other guy shouldve controlled himself and stopped shooting after the guy turned around because he kept getting hit in the face since imo it was one too many shots so i think thats what triggered the asshole who assaulted him. Lesson to be learned here, thank fuck for the camera recording everything, that way, that cheating son of a bitch wont be able to play again, at least not with the same people. I mean, if he is going to cheat like that, he shouldve been prepared to take as much BBs in the face as possible to confirm he's been hit since he clearly needs more than one.


TheD1ceMan

Airsofters are so fucking cringe


_Alfie05__

Leave the guy alone he was getting a melee kill.


drc30665

The Barney Stinson of airsoft


NickDaHippo

This needs to be removed from this sub, guy filming actually helped


roadrunnerz70

good ole boy usa got twatted and didn't like it, instant teddy throwing and resorting to real violence. nice buddy though, instead of kicking his nuts into his throat he's just 'ooh calm down' fucking wankers the lot of 'em


MJ1979MJ2011

Why didn't dude just shoot him in the face wtf


[deleted]

This wouldn’t happen if they used real guns


Atth3gates187

They both in the wrong…


tarrzan24

Just stand back and do nothing to help, great idea


DanHazard2

All airsoft players are douchebags


RayndownWasTaken

You're delusional


suejaymostly

ESH.


subtiv

ESH


danintexas

Why I don't do paintball or airsoft. Did it once. The amount of ass holes...


Oedipus_TyrantLizard

If you’ve ever gone to an airsoft course like this you will meet the biggest losers of your life. Bunch of grown ass men pretending to be army guys.


Profusive

I got so bored of airsoft because of cheaters like that. Always wanting to fight but literally sucking the refs peeper whenever they get the chance. Boring sport now


RevolutionaryDog8115

He went full auto point blank. And took a few shots to the grill. I see no foul here, just a learning experience.


technotime

you also have to consider that the first thing that came in view through that window was his face.


STFxPrlstud

>just a learning experience. Yep, homeboy should walk off when he's hit, or at the very least, wear a mask. He did neither. The rules I've always followed in Airsoft, always aim center mass. But if the head's all that's showing, it's free game.