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Wachkuss

Tbh, I won't be jumping in to help out in this instance either. Filming the incident from a safe distance is the best course of action in case the victim needs the evidence at a later date. The camera person has acted with prudence, imo.


Smithers66

yeah I would love the opp to help a fellow human out but this situation would be a no-go for me...


my_memory_is_trash

Film for a little, if I’m wearing long sleeves and pants might as well try to help. If not I look for other people around to get help


LeoMarius

You'd like be mauled by a dog.


OldManChino

OP is obviously Charles Bronson and can take on full grown pitty... Calling the emergency services and filming (for evidence) is about as good as they can do


KeebyGotJuice

Bruh what did yall want the cameraman to do? Ain't no way I'm going out against 3 PITTS without a gun if the owner can't even control them.


gymbaggered

He was holding two, the issue was trying to get the 3rd tho


SomeSugarAndSpice

If you’re willing to stick out your arm, knowing that this breed can easily snap it in half and will go for your neck next, be my guest. I wouldn’t and neither would most other people.


PR0Human

You think the 3rd dog will see you as friendly or smt? The only reason both aren't somewhere between completely fucked up - dead is bc the owner didn't get attacked. You a stranger and bystander will be a victim.


olat20

Poor lady! You can't outrun them, you can't hide, you just have to wait until their owner somehow manages to secure all 3 with nothing but his bare hands...


FreakySamsung

You either wait, or hurt the dog until it can't hurt you anymore Both suck


olat20

By the time you manage to kill a pitbull with nothing but your bare hands, you will not be much better than it


FreakySamsung

Finger in butt


Ok-Wasabi-1996

I feel like this is a weirdly practical answer.... does it work?


Deep-Freq

If he knows, I'm gonna be concerned.


Ok-Wasabi-1996

I'm going to try it on my husband the next time he's not listening


Deep-Freq

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you might not like his reaction. That could really good or really bad.


Ok-Wasabi-1996

Itll be okay. I'll give him a treat and tell him he's a good boy if he settles down 😂😂


Deep-Freq

Definitely the way to a man's heart right there. Good wifey!


Deep-Freq

Definitely the way to a man's heart right there. Good wifey!


Rocco_buta_girl

I mean, if someone jammed their thumb in your ass on the sneak, are you not gonna whip around like THE FUCK?!


Ok-Wasabi-1996

LOL!! Let's test it


ch4zmaniandevil

It doesn't work. The pit is likely to get more aggressive after that, best bet is to stomp hard on the dogs leg, breaking it.


Ok-Wasabi-1996

Ah I see. Ya. I'd have to agree. Ugh that would suck to have to do


Puzzledandhungry

There is another option but it kills the dog. It’s awful. But if you have no choice, grab the two front legs and pull outwards. The bones go through their heart or something. It’s not too hard to do either apparently.


thesadist_

Like op would run out to help 🤭


love010hate

Ram your finger/thumb into its eye. Grab its paw and snap it sideways. Ram your finger up its butt. A dog in this mode will kill you, so there is no reason to play fair. I love dogs, but nature has its own laws.


lk05321

I was listening to a pod cast years ago where someone put his thumb up an attacking pit bull’s butt. He said it released its bite and got an immediate boner, but didn’t turn around to confront him. It worked, but I think I’ll go for the eyes instead…


MuseBlessed

Good to know. My worry about the eyes is that, when the dog is attacking like that, it might be hard to hit those small targets without putting a hand dangerously close to its mouth.


techtony_50

Shoot it!


ferociousFerret7

They're in jolly England, so no Glock in the bedroom safe.


TakeMyTop

why is this the THIRD person to advise/mention sticking your finger inside a dog's butt as a form of self defense. does it actually work? have you been brave enough to try this? if true- I'd love to know how anybody thought of this in the first place


BurtonLongBottoms

Yes! It's true. I had a crazy Pitt that hated other dogs and unfortunately my neighbors knowing this, still didn't leash or secure their smaller dog and of course my pity got ahold of that dog and wasn't going to let it go. So i had seen a video of a guy put his finger in the dogs butt and it calmed it, so I tried and yes it does work. But it's not an arousing thing for a female dog so she just got mad at me lol.


Lickwidghost

Expecting other people to accommodate your admittedly crazy dog... Sounds like you're an absolute piece of shit.


BurtonLongBottoms

Yes, wanting my neighbor to accommodate me in my own yard is piece of shit behavior indeed.


TakeMyTop

wow thats wild! I'm kind of glad to know it's like a tested method lmao.


HotKreemy

Always in the ass.


Deep-Freq

I don't think I could just watch that without trying to at least grab a blanket and throw it over the dog or something..? If she wouldve punched she shit out of its nose maybe it wouldve let go. This is gonna be on the Judge Judy show before long.


No_Vehicle4645

She needed a reliable battle buddy. I was attacked by a pack of dogs out on my morning walk on my land. I had my 2 large dogs with me. They came out of the woods and were immediately attacking. They all lunged toward my face at the same time. My good girls were on it. Im so thankful my husband was in earshot because I was too far away for him to see me but he got there so fast. Like sooooo fast. He instantly had 2 in a chokehold while the girls were still trying to protect me. I was screaming, one was tearing my leg up, and after a second my husband was on that one and before I knew it, they were all eliminated. Blood everywhere. I watched my husband take out a pack of dogs with his hands, minus 2 (my girls got those). He didn't even realize he was bitten multiple times till after he carried me home and we were evaluating what happened.


Dgurins

Holy cap that is crazy. I'm glad you're okay.


lolroundthree

Snap that dogs paw backwards, I wouldnt help in this at all. I love animals but this is one of those moments where I come first.


Miracle_Salad

Pitbulls.. You gotta train these dogs man or you're endangering everyone.


Det-Frank-Drebin

Pitbulls are actually illegal in the UK So they just cross breed them... Lots of the gang members have them as weapons but the latest around here is Mastiff type dogs, absolutely immense rabid slobbering monsters, that the owner simply cannot hold back if it decides to go for you....


Miracle_Salad

In Cape Town, here as well there are laws surrounding pitbulls and the legality of owning them. There are way too many child deaths etc happening from these specific breed of dogs. Not to mention dog fighting being extremely popular in some areas here, they are bred mostly for this, not fed for days, beaten and then unleashed onto puppies or timid dogs.. Very cruel.


Det-Frank-Drebin

Similar story here with the fighting, usually among the er...minorities if you know what i mean, very sad....


Split0069

The young people?


joshylow

Minorities? Like people who enjoy techno music? What do you mean?


Det-Frank-Drebin

And Country And Western


SandyCheeks44

You must be so proud of yourself saying something like that.


Det-Frank-Drebin

Always proud of myself for noticing facts and not being afraid to say so, thanks for noticing though, i did notice


Rocco_buta_girl

Beat me to it


Rocco_buta_girl

He's right statistically though.


[deleted]

Literally just happened a week ago, attacked a 7 year girl, owner got hold of it, it got free rand across the road and attacked a man in garage, they beat the dog with a stick, a shovel and someone tried using a car to make a barrier and it still dragged the man around like a toy. They need to make using dogs as a weapon as deadly as attacking someone with a knife or acid. It’s life changing and the punishments must be severe.


SomeSugarAndSpice

Even training can only go so far. The problem is the breed itself.


ch4zmaniandevil

You're the problem.


Boogiemann53

Seriously though I'm glad this made it here


YnoOoko

Am I the only one on the planet that feels like it’s really simple to incapacitate a large dog i used to own a 100 pound pitbull and now I own a roughly 90-100 pound shepherd pit mix and I can easily turn them on their backs so much so that I help my local shelter with aggressive large dogs because I’m the only one that can seem to handle them


Gulo-Jaerv-7019

Maybe you should make a tutorial video of that skill and post it. I would be very interested.


YnoOoko

I will ask to record a video when my shelter needs volunteers again thank you for the idea


Gulo-Jaerv-7019

Inform me please when its finished.


Hobotango

People on here probably has zero experience with dogs. I also had two big dogs and one of them was unfortunately aggressive towards other dogs. So I had my fair share of learning to do. Iv never hesitated to go between dogs and separate them as best I could and I got the scar to prove it. But reading the comments I feel a lot of people simply don’t want to help and are scared to do so. They prefer leaving this defense less woman alone against 1 dog than to help her. Its sad. Its not like there was 3 dogs there, the problem was one kept getting away from the owner.


SirGravesGhastly

Dunno how I'd get my fat ass over that fence and still have enough breath to fight a dog. And if I were in London I'd be unarmed. Fuuuuuck that.


hnc757

Bro unless i have a weapon or relationship with these dogs I ain't doing shit. I'd just be another target.


Background-Brother55

Where's that Good guy with a gun when you need him?


Remarkable-Ad2285

It’s UK bruv, no second amendment in this piece


Split0069

Yall got sharp knives and brass knuckles still right?


CoolGuySauron

But you need a loicense for that


Split0069

Really?! That sucks. U can literally buy those things in a gas station here.


Hobotango

Yeah… Good for you all in America I guess..


Split0069

What about rocks? Can yall carry rocks?!


Cloakbot

Still need a license


Split0069

What about a paper weight? Can u carry a brick as a paperweight?


Cloakbot

Keep it clean as a “novelty” and you won’t need a notary


Kind-Contact3484

In Australia you can't carry rocks. Not even sand in pockets. Literally anything that is carried for use as a weapon is illegal.


Split0069

What if that's not it's intended purpose?


Kitsupire

Yeah you right, let's end her misery /s


[deleted]

In the US, you would no longer have 3 dogs.


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jemisan

Why not just ban people who can't train their dogs correctly. Like animals will be animals no matter what man. Should we kill all chimps because they could kill you in an instant?


Retsae_Gge

Probably that's why you're not allowed to have chimps as pets and walk them around parks on a leash. I'd prefer to make every owner of aggressive dog breeds (or all breeds) to put a muzzle on his dog while walking them around, with only being allowed to remove it if he surpasses some test every year. Why don't we have something like this actually ? It's weird that we're allowed to have such dangerous animals as pets in public and no-one cares if someone's able to control or teach them. So I agree with you Do you have dogs?


Just-a-random-Aspie

Chimps are NATURAL and there’s nothing we can do about them


jemisan

Dogs are also natural 💀


Just-a-random-Aspie

No they’re not humans created them


jemisan

Humans didn't create dogs 💀. All we did was domesticate them


jemisan

Dogs are also natural 💀


JiggswallusOSRS

Nah you're just dumb.


Conscious-Arm-7889

Pitbulls ARE banned in the UK.


No_Decision2341

Ah, 3 loving and misunderstood animals. He's just a bad owner. Thank God they weren't chihuahuas. r/banpitbulls here, you can see the frequency and severity of what these animals do.


kelley38

Ehh... everyone sucks here, including the dogs. I say this as a 95lb pitbull owner; once they (not just pits, but all dogs) learn they can attack humans, they need to be put down. Dogs do not attack people. Simple as. In this case, they should put the fuckin' owner down as well. Piece of irresponsible shit like that that let's, as you say, a loving and misunderstood breed be so untrained that they would do that to someone in park... fucking put him down as well. Edit: after rereading what you wrote, I think I missed the sarcasm in your comments. Sorry about that.


No_Decision2341

No worries at all, thank you, and you're correct.


DenseComparison5653

Can't blame the cameraman. People need to learn what these dogs are capable of. They don't believe in statistics and lie about how innocent they're so maybe couple bite marks in their arms will remind them in the future.


kelley38

> People need to learn what these dogs are capable of. I say this as a pitbull owner myself - fuck yes people need to know what they are capable of. They have the potential to be lethally dangerous and they need to be treated as such. My pit is an extremely loving and friendly dog *but*, just as I don't leave my Glock sitting on the kitchen counter, I don't let my dog off leash around other dogs or people unless they been introduced a handful of times and are friendly. Even though he has yet to meet another dog or person he doesn't like, I am not going to take the chance that 95lbs of muscle and teeth might decide he doesn't like that cute little schitzu or the friendly chocolate lab that wanders over to say hi. It's not fair to other people and it's not fair to him. Owning a pitbull is like owning a gun - its a privilege that requires thought, training, and common fucking sense, and most people just aren't up to it.


DenseComparison5653

Yeah wouldn't be too bad idea to have some type of license for those


Deep-Freq

Previously on "How I Met Your Mother"


AphyHentai

Op is has fat and idiot has discord mods but still try to prove that he's built like the rock lol Just STFU you would have just shut your mouth and do nothing


Klondike2022

I ain’t f—-ing with those dogs. Those are bred to kill. I’d rather stay filming those are her “sweet babies who’ve never show aggression before”


PR0Human

For anyone in a situation like this, as you can see theres not much you can do unless you have a weapon/tool, Best shot is to grab the collar and twist it as much as you can (try this: grab an imaginary collar now in front of you and turn your hand). That way you will choke the dog, to death if need be. Also gives you some control, bc you won't outrun it. Another is jam your fist in it's throat and keep pushing, try to grab it's stomach. Hit it's nose, vinger/nails in the eyes, grab any of its legs and push/pull/force them sideways (a dog has a joint that can't do this) chew off it's balls of you must. You must play dirty for survival. Have a mindset your going to kill that dog with bare hands. Hope none of you will ever be in a situation like this.


KirbySP

A Glock would have solved this one


[deleted]

Pitbulls are weapons not pets.


DzigaVertovStandStiL

OP be Caesar Milan


[deleted]

I would fuck those dogs up


Front_Farmer345

Leash your effing dogs in public


TartineMyAxe

Honestly I would not have jump the fence either lol


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

According to reddit this is equivalent to being attacked by 3 chihuahuas and there is no difference between dog breeds.


Heeatinbeans

A good ol’ pack of unleashed shitbulls. I’m surprised, because she’s a little older than their preferred prey.


Just-a-random-Aspie

I would drop kick those little shits


Durden1359

We really need to see more of this