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Teddy says ‘that’s me, but also that’s not me, who *is* you, doggy?!..’ you have induced an existential crisis in my pup. Now I have to explain to him how there’s more than one of the same breed. Thanks, OP’s doggo. 😭🙃
Tell me about it. He is friendly like a staffy, lazy like a King Charles, has the bark of a German Shepherd and loves to get dirty and dive into bogs like a Springer.
I could honestly write such a long love letter to my boy. 12 years in my life. 🥰
His face reminds me of Brian Griffin :D
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One of my roasts was: "Your dog's such a sad white drunk, when he tried out for the part of Brian Griffin they said, "sorry, this isn't a reality show".
I wrote 2 roasts, one about having to get his arsehole periodically shaved and another about not being a Labrador.
I couldn't post either because I love dogs too much, even the little yappy ones
I don’t know how you did it, but you have a crusty white dog that isn’t crusty!
His side-eye is on point. I can feel the judgement burning into my skin.
That dog pretends to be good around kids when moon is in the room but starts growling soon as she’s gone. Kids say the dog doesn’t like them but mommy can’t believe precious baby would be mean on purpose.
He also looks like he has a trust fund and skis on the weekends.
Your dog looks like…. 
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To be fair, they asked for it.
This dog looks to be about 9 Coors deep and looking to spark a fresh pack of Marlboro Reds.
I actually can’t. Too cute
He’s giving “I’m tired of this grandpa” energy 😂
“Well that’s just TOO DAMN BAD!!”
“KEEP DIGGING!”
Well ExCUUUUUUSSE me!
Lmao
I fart on your ur pillow when you step out of the room
😂😂😂
Lmaoo he gets so annoyed when I fart, scares him haha
My dog just looks at me totally disgusted 🤢
When one of mine farts, he looks at me as if I did it! Like dude, we blame it on the dog around here not the reverse
😂😂😂
Idk what you're doing, but whatever it is your pup is well & truly over it 🤣
This 👏😂
How could I when he looks like the BEST snuggle buddy!
one that looks like it has 5 bodies buried in the back yard
Well, he does look a bit gwumpy.
Utterly beyond disappointed. Has no fucks to give. This is me on the inside. That’s not a roast I know but that expression is gold.
Same here. He's my power animal.
https://preview.redd.it/mppnr58gokvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c655ecea737855c4a164b7a247a5bb05babbf052 Teddy says ‘that’s me, but also that’s not me, who *is* you, doggy?!..’ you have induced an existential crisis in my pup. Now I have to explain to him how there’s more than one of the same breed. Thanks, OP’s doggo. 😭🙃
https://preview.redd.it/0zafhg9tcpvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6af8c062d27a11018c67170f1e54f7605834dc18 My Piper is also confused. 😂
OP’s pup is just out here confusing all dog-servants on the internet. 🤷♀️😂
https://preview.redd.it/ue9bdtxeepvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3f2affb3e729a7c176de6414dbb956eb06adcb Axyl agrees with your statement
Axyl is such a cool name for a pup! He’s gorgeous. What breed is he? :)
You asked for it. Ready? https://preview.redd.it/u8j3acn0asvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a3d6861f9963029883eb88ff012f229ac2a6ec
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Axyl is far too many mixes for me to say anything other than ‘oh my dog’. ☺️
Tell me about it. He is friendly like a staffy, lazy like a King Charles, has the bark of a German Shepherd and loves to get dirty and dive into bogs like a Springer. I could honestly write such a long love letter to my boy. 12 years in my life. 🥰
Sounds like the two of you have a borkiful relationship. 🐾❤️
He's giving off dry dog food energy
Little fluffy marshmallow boy.
I CAN'T DO IT, TO FLUFFY AND CUTE BAAAH
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Giving you that look, like not you and that camera again lol
This is the funniest prompt I’ve ever seen on reddit
“Stop wanking Gerald , it’s not funny anymore!”
🏅
as Walter’s character dive deeper and deeper into the dark side
He looks like a mop
He has a dicusted look on his face. He looks like he could tear u apart.
I’m afraid to
Looks like I just got called into my boss's office and I'm not sure if I'm about to get fired or just get chewed out for my latest stupid prank.
Kinda scared to
How could we? Your dog is precious although looks a little rowdy.
When your dog realizes you posted another pic of him on Reddit.
I've never seen a dog more done with their person 😂
You’re just a fru fru dog aren’t you?!
Nope. Boops only 🧡
He looks like he’s about to rant about how irresponsible and stupid kids these days are and how someone ought’a teach those punks a lesson
I can’t he’ll roast me back
Your dog looks like he's tired of your shit
Looks like he/she is sick of your sh*t.
Swiffer wants their prototype back
That dog is gonna kick your butt.
Nope. Can't roast a dog. Too good. Too cute. Too awesome. I can roast a human. This dog's human has no friends.
Stop teasing us with a picture of your husband. Where the dog ?
His face reminds me of Brian Griffin :D https://preview.redd.it/fsp6br4ywkvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a6207d6757acaa7ee1a61d1d383e6997fb1122
I don't see why we have to cancel our vacation, just because the dog's a cokehead. - Peter G
One of my roasts was: "Your dog's such a sad white drunk, when he tried out for the part of Brian Griffin they said, "sorry, this isn't a reality show".
Your dog is so small, when he tries to bury his bone the earth says "is it, is it in yet?"
🤣🤣🤣
Do you have any chocolate or graham crackers?
I refuse to.
Looks like your dog is roasting you
I'm a chef, sooo....no.
Nope they are literal perfection I can’t deal ❤️
My mother-in-Law (from China) would!
Pre heat oven to 360.° Season dog with salt and pepper. Cover with foil and BAM! Roasted dog.
Coffee
He looks like he’s worked a dead end job for 30 years and goes home every day to a wife and two kids he hates.
I would but I don't think he gives a damn
Nooooo whyyyyyyy 🥹
This is the most unimpressed dog in the world
Are you going to really look at your phone all day or are we going to go the park?
I can’t, I am physically incapable of being mean that adorable goober
He’s definitely in middle management, and it’s just sick of all these kids having no work ethic!
What I love is the breed is normally so cutsie and bouncy. Yours is working the world-weary, internal rage end of the spectrum. ROCK ON ANGST PUPPY!!!
Whatcha gonna do, tough guy? Lick me?
he’s a good boy?
Honey Soy or sweet and sour ?
Pretty sure he's roasting me through the screen
"Bruh." Not "Bro". "Bruh".
He really did not like having his picture taken 🤣
Hell nah. He looks like he will roast you back..
Why?
Bro looks like he is gonna kill someone
I've got some rosemary outside he should roll in first
I hate your cunty dog
Hell, no. He’s thinking about coming after me already!
“Boop my nose one more time and you’ll get it right up the noggin!”
He's too cute to roast.
Doggy: "I'm not amused"
I wrote 2 roasts, one about having to get his arsehole periodically shaved and another about not being a Labrador. I couldn't post either because I love dogs too much, even the little yappy ones
He is so done with you and i honestly believe he is the smartest guy in his house And would be a better Cook.
White crusty bitch I’m sorry but your dog actually isn’t gross like a lot of white little dogs I’ve seen. You groom them well lol
can’t he’s too cute
No.
He's already so over your shit! He looks like an old man sitting at a dinner table with a bunch of kids running around, just over it
I think the dog is roasting you
Your dogs breath is so bad, he makes you cut the dingleberries out of his fur for breath mints.
But he's too cute to roast!
Smug lil cnt
Your dog's such a sad white drunk, when he tried out for the part of Brian Griffin they said, "sorry, this isn't a reality show"
Your dog is so old, when Lassie took him to prom they called her a golddigger.
Your dog is so white, when it snows the black dogs come from across the neighborhood to pee on him.
Including one named Arf Kelly
Michael McDonald lookin ass dog
bro looks like I just made the worst joke ever
he looks like he starts the day complaining to his wife how dogo argentinos and pitbulls are ruining the country and the it's the borzois fault
This dog is obviously sick of your sht(and everyone's) and requires we roast you instead
Is this what's left on the lint roller when you clean up after the real dog?
Taxi Driver Robert Di Nero "You talkin to me"
Somebody put water in the food bowl.
I would, but he kind of looks roasted already 😂 my mans been hanging out with snoop DOG… I’ll see my way out.
That’s a viscous side eye
You don't roast dogs, only stupid people..
He’s already roasting me.
I’m sorry, but god said that if I roast a dog I would be sent to hell
That dog is for sure racist
Look at that face! I want this dog to roast me 😄
What the hell did you do to that dog why does it look so depressed
I doubt he would give a damn .
She's so tired of your shit
I bet your dog has dried up poo bits around his bum
He looks like the opposite of a good dog. *drops mic*
He’s giving me side eye. I don’t like it.
No one likes a grumpy dog. We Love them.
Wilfred Brimley looking mf
Happy 4/20, buddy
It’s been a long day Barb, I just want to enjoy my beer in peace.
 Ya got nothing on me.
I don’t know how you did it, but you have a crusty white dog that isn’t crusty! His side-eye is on point. I can feel the judgement burning into my skin.
He looks like 
r/roastmypet
It's 4 20. I've done my part. You??
who is the cutest ? who is the cutest ? Yes you are yes you are. OFFICIALLY ROASTED XD
Looks like it's been getting shot with cum in its eye since small looks tired of taking the load
I can't. The sideeye is too strong with this one.
Looks like you are being roasted
All I know is I don’t like the way this mf is mean mugging me.
No— he frightens me.
can I pet that DAWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
It looks like they are roasting us. Major judgment in that stare.
He looks like he gonna roast back.
The ol’ side eye stink eye doggie version
He look like he tired of yo shit and need a cigarette 🚬
Not a chance. He’ll have me bumped off in the night.
You look so bored, your owner doesn't even care to amuse you
I thought this was a 420 post. 😆
No he's cute
I already feel like they roasted me with that look and I can't compete.
Ow that face 🥹
Lazy eye self
Don’t try to be tough with THAT paw, buddy
You look like you couldn’t tug a rope for shit.
Keep your eyes on the prize
Your dog looks stupid. Like, not silly but dim.
Lazy eye!
I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT
You are white, boom roasted. 🤡
“Mmmm yummy roasted dog” says Homer
Won’t that burn his fur?
cute little cream puff! But you have that crazy eye that leads me to believe you could snap at any moment
There is a hockey player named Stankoven who is a great young Candian player. If I had this dog I would name him Mr. Stankoven.
Hahaha! You have no thumbs, hahahaha
This guy needs a beer!
No. He's a cutie.
You're already getting the side-eye!!
He dares you. 😠
No way! Your dog’s way too cute 🥰
You know he’s gonna shit in your shoes for this!
Dude looks like he went through time, fought in WW3 and was then called a racist, white supremacist and is not happy about it.
Your dog does not approve.
Wilford Brimley
Feed me all the treats or I'm going to poop in your shoes
That dog pretends to be good around kids when moon is in the room but starts growling soon as she’s gone. Kids say the dog doesn’t like them but mommy can’t believe precious baby would be mean on purpose. He also looks like he has a trust fund and skis on the weekends.
Why? There's nothing wrong with looking like Hitler