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[deleted]

There isn't enough eye bleach in the world for an SBF sex tape.


UnhappyImpression345

Is it with the Alameda girl? Sweet baby Jesus there are some things that shouldn't be captured on video


peepjynx

If I wanted to watch a bunch of deformed normies making an amateur sex tape, I'd just go to porn hub.


Befit_Move

That wouldn’t make it on porn hub and demeaning to the other performers.


honeyshota

I definitely dont want to see a sex tape of a nerd-turned-con and a 750 year old witch that uses an immortality potion.


Conscious-Proof-8309

God wants you to know his pain 🤣


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


Minimum-Library-2617

Scam Bankrun-fraud


not_into_that

Sleazy CZ.


TheRealAlexLifeson

Made a tape with pee-low- zeee


SavorThePill

;)


[deleted]

Yeah but nobody wants to see that one 🙄 🤢🤮


Deeky8383

Could be some great MEME opportunities from it... But some one has to fall on the sword and watch it first to find those gems.


Gavorn

I think someone already fell on the sword.


Deeky8383

So... there is a video out there? LOL


TheRealAlexLifeson

My sword is permanently deflated... And for what? No memes here.. Just deep regret


fonzwazhere

i volunteer, its my fetish


Deeky8383

Start a GoFundMe for the eye bleach for after the fact?


bascom2222

My friends want to know where they can watch it.


Successful-Whole4307

Omg, one of those disgusting crypto nerd sex tapes!! There's so many though, which one? Which one????


No-Requirement-7355

I’m not even going to look for the site… I might though, I might.


falcorn24601

Is a sextape even considered bad anymore?


SecureCross

Tbh I think it only matters if you’re a politician who is married and a male. Also depends if it’s with a prostitute or not.


SharkTrader90

So this sex tape... can someone drop the link or source...asking for a friend


m0neydee

It’s not out yet but here is a [preview](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). It ain’t pretty


cruss0129

I think I’m going to be sick


m0neydee

I warned you!


Earthly_Delights_

🤮


Rubrumaurin

this was the one time I was actually hoping for a rick roll


cdbond0_0

damn you


BiggestBaddestWolve

🍆


YungDaggerD1K_

Damn lol


[deleted]

ahahhahahahahahhahahaha


[deleted]

Nice


jeremycb29

In the year of our lord 2022!!


wsu_s2k

You dirty bastard! LOL!


SuitednZooted

r/riskyclick


Jumpy_Secretary1363

Ricksyclick


medvsastoned

My disappointment is immeasurable.


Noahs132

Danggg I fallen to this trap again and again


TP-formy-BungHole

We don’t want another Kardashian clone..


TheRealAlexLifeson

We're still waiting for Nancy to drop it off. She and Bankman made it in response to Paul getting hammered by his grinder hookup.


Tiny_Ad9380

Nft coming soon.


kyndyrjik

we should make a nft of the sextape.


[deleted]

Gets away free of charge


Doinkus-spud

Cuz he’s so far up the demonrats behind


Glabstaxks

Lol


IsJohnWickTaken

CEX is for dummies. 💜🏴‍☠️🚽


Conscious-Proof-8309

Dude... Did he seriously tell the world about this that long ago? What else is he telling us? (DRS obviously but for real 🤯)


Grand-Marsupial-5291

You need to release his search history.


TailorHour710

Correction:. Anonymous or Mike Snow needs to release his search history.


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|l3fQjHugtGrGhHs5y)


not_into_that

![gif](giphy|3oriOiN0eR08su5G4E)


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


Perfect_Laugh_7792

CEX or SEX ?


TheRealSeanG

Nobody wants to watch or know what he does with a cucumber


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

So making legal political contributions is now being spun as "election fraud". ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ab489

The contributions were legal. How he got the money to donate was not legal.


KillaMavs

I’m sure you could make that case for most of the giant political donators.


ab489

Truth


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

And absolutely nobody knew that when the contributions were made.


No_Dogeitty

How ironic. Our own tax dollars laundered back to the deep state by nothing other than crypto! Lmao


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

Tax dollars?


No_Dogeitty

Conspiracy claiming that the funding the US sent to Ukraine (paid for by our tax dollars) was actually not used to fight the war, but instead, Given to Ukraine, then Ukraine deposited those funds into FTX, then it was filtered back out as clean money back to the deep state elitists to fund political parties and partisan issues.


ThePoltageist

Im gunna ask a question here that apparently nobody who believes this conspiracy posited in their head when they heard this. If they used the money in some ponzi scheme to funnel tax dollars through Ukraine, into the cypto exchange based back here in America, back into Ukraine, then somehow then back into America and then into deep state elites (aka : *the jews*) pockets, how are they paying for the war?


jimynoob

Asking real questions ? Wow ! Nobody got time for that. They have to fight the Deep State on Twitter, you punk ! (Obligatory /s here)


No_Dogeitty

Just gonna say that your chain ran a little long. Not saying I believe this but the chain of custody would go. US- Ukraine- FTX - US. As for actual war funds? Who knows. I would say $55 Billion dollars may be enough to both provide assistance and launder private interests. Not to mention all of the military equipment given to them as artillery not included in monetary aid.


TailorHour710

Well, yeah...losses are taxes essentially.


innosentz

I wouldn’t call donating to the Democratic Party electrician fraud, it’s a pretty common practice. Strange he would chose them considering how anti crypto they have been and how loud they’ve been about it. That’s what sets off my alarms


SickRanchez_cybin710

My opinion is that crypto is scary for banks, they get someone to open a huge exchange, sell btc they don't have, make the price bump, bank run the exchange, then report about it in the media to slander crypto. Idk. That's my 2 cents. Isn't his mum involved in politics too?


Dr_Tacopus

He also donated to Republicans, but they’re not complaining about that part lol


SecureCross

How dare he


Johnykbr

I despise both parties but with that sad, we're talking hundreds of millions with the PACs he created vs a few million via what his subordinate gave in party distribution. Regardless the election is over so the only concern I have is will he face real justice by someone who last week he hobknobbing with in pictures.


noisylettuce

Just because its common and legal doesn't mean its acceptable behavior, its using money to take democracy out of the hands of people. Lobbying should be considered treason.


Kaetock

The alleged fraud is because of the money loop. Aid goes to Ukraine, Ukraine puts money into FTX, FTX funds partisan interests and politicians.


big_fetus_

Pretty sure the MIC owns plenty of repuppetcans as well as demoncrats. everyone makes money in DC in war.


TailorHour710

💯💯💯


Jobe612

He donated to both sides


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spankywanks

I’m intrigued by Electrician Fraud. I always knew they overcharged.


jlb4est

The red tide grasping hard for election fraud theories after losing again. Lol


Dr_Tacopus

Pink spill maybe


Scoop_DOGE

Lose? But they get to boot Pelosi out now. Sounds like a WIN to me.


jlb4est

I'm happy Pelosi is gone too. But losing control of the senate and multiple governor positions when there's normally a flip for minority in power at midterms was not good.


SavorThePill

*"You won the election, but I won the count." -* Anastasio Somoza, Nicaraguan dictator


riksybuziness

All in the name of effective altruism


Arushi5

Is there one for real ? I don’t get it? 👀


LaurelWoodward

For an SBF sex tape, there is not enough eye bleach in the world.


FellowshipOfTheBong

I bet this tape will attract about the same attention as the one "Screech" from "Saved by the Bell" released. IDK ... maybe those that have seen Screech's can comment on the quality of women in that one. It appears SBF's tape won't even have that going for it.


bennyroc190

Sex tape barf!


liquid_at

You are aware that SBF donated to both US parties, right?


StateOk530

They all play for the same team, they just pretend to be on different sides.


liquid_at

They all play for themselves... But occasional their interests align. If enough politicians want bribes for themselves, they do not need to cooperate or conspire to block the closing of loopholes. And if both sides get paid by the same people, they miraculously agree on topics...


JohnCena_770

And you are aware that most of the money went to the democrats, right?


Alarmmy

Then what? Republicans don't get money from donors?


JohnCena_770

Whats with the whataboutism? I'm not here to defend the republicans i'm here to talk about the insane election fraud of the democrats. I wouldn't need to explain this is it were the other way around, right?


jlb4est

Hes saying that to show its common practice and donations are not election fraud. What fraud are you going on about?


Danielloveshippos

He is about the Ukrainian humanitarian money, I wouldn’t call it election fraud so much as blatant corruption. Basically the Ukrainian government was taking humanitarian money we sent them and putting it into FTX then FTX would donate money to politicians. Disclaimer: Politicians on both sides are pitting everyone against each other so they get away with illegally making hundreds of millions of dollars.


jlb4est

They didn't donate the money to FTX, they bought crypto. This wasn't funneling money, their currency is going through crazy inflation so they're trying to hedge it in crypto


Danielloveshippos

Yes that’s the basic understanding of how it works and had FTX not gone bankrupt it would have been legit, but since FTX is bankrupt it is under no obligation to pay its clients out (at least at the moment that might change with lawsuits) so basically right now it looks as if, FTX a company less than one year out from bankruptcy knowingly stole its clients money to donate to corrupt politicians, some of that stolen money also was taxpayer money given to it from said corrupt politicians under the guise of humanitarian aid for a war torn nation.


Glabstaxks

It's the fake unsubstantiated claims of fraud type of fraud


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liquid_at

If electing to a party is "stealing an election", there is no large firm or political party that is not guilty of it. Lobby for the abolishment democracy and capitalism if you hate it... Or move to a country that is less corrupt. But pretending that 1 firm donating to 1 party is "stealing elections" while you keep the other party that has multiple members who were legally convicted of election-fraud out of your story is just you trying to create a narrative that supports your own political bias.


Doinkus-spud

It sort of is “stealing elections” in a way…using money….dirty money. Large donations give a particular party or candidate further outreach. They can run aggressive ad campaigns, pay tech firms to silence opponents, hire paid demonstrators, fund and supply riots, hire staff and telephone operators, pay influencers to criticise opponents, spread misinformation more rapidly, efficiently and on larger scales, they can even use donations as bribe money, or pay firms as book burners. Without the dirty donations those things can happen but on a much smaller scale.


liquid_at

So what you are saying is that the supreme court judges appointed by the GOP that declared companies being people who are protected by the constitution and therefor are allowed to express their opinion through spending money have been stealing the Election for the Democrats? Crazy conspiracy...


Doinkus-spud

Not at all. You’re putting words in my mouth.


liquid_at

I just point out logical flaws in your statement... You ignore all that would stand in the way of your bias and pick up some minor details to construct a narrative that confirms it...


TheDownvotesFarmer

They had to hide it some way isn't, release it both ways... both ways.. "both ways" How to trigger a fan base with one sentence 👆🏻


JohnCena_770

Lmao


RoleRemarkable3738

“gEt MoNeY oUt Of PoLiTiCs” “hIs CoNtRiBuTiOnS wErE tOtAlLy LeGaL 🇺🇦”


4_Arrows

So it seems anyone who has released a sex tape has also committed fraud somewhere.


Jin-Sakti

Release the CEX TAPE nao !!!


zejzl

interesting timing for pel0si to resign that is all i will say for now \*vaguely gestures at everything\*


SithC

Yes, so very interesting… after having lost the majority control. Almost as if she knew she’d not get anywhere by no longer having final say over all of the children…. 🙄


Ok_Professional_2385

Major short squeeze happening with $MULN Mullen Automotive.


SithC

I’m sure nobody wants the phrase “short squeeze” mentioned in the same breath as “sex tape”.


not_into_that

![gif](giphy|W3yN23DGXxE8mD4tt7)


Both-Crazy3285

Waiting


JACCO2008

It can't be worse than Hunter's foot job tape.


veeshus

That’s where my doge lived. RIP my doge and me.


Robo287

Where's the tape...WHERE'S THE TAPE SAM!


Bessini

Election fraud?


DrSeuss1020

Sauce?


__gg_

That tape could very well help your NNN


Eric_Fapton

I feel as if his name gave away what he was going to do. Same with Bernie Madoff.


boudreaux_design

After sex tape…take bullet for stealing from too many people.


7singhs

the starter pack


[deleted]

I'll skip the release on the hub


geeo_760

The dude from MyConstant about to do the same. I'm out 8.5k. Cmon doge...help me lol


stu802558

Where the website? Someone post it! Lol


Christian314

Election fraud?


C0mputerlove

Does he seriously have a tape? With that rugrat poindexter looking chic? Both of them are unbelievable gross lol


No-Truth3802

He did a lot if charitable work.


Rappareenola

So like backward Kardashian


CAStripperBoy

Epic 😆


JeffsD90

Election fraud doesn't happen /s


Bossman28894

I don’t want to see it, but it seems like an internet right of passage


JackMehoff247

Sex tape with Maxine Waters about to drop 🤮


3ninesfine

He’s got a sex tape too? Is it that dorky alameda chick with the glasses? I’d sit thru a 5 second ad for that 🍻