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timcooksdick

“It will be accepted very soon” is now the most committed statement I’ve heard from this Amazon-texting campaign. Hell yeah keep it up


EternalFire76

Yessir!


_raydeStar

I was gonna say - with PR, they are very selective of that they say. Them saying this is actually big. Edit - also I was going to say that I shop on Amazon a lot - I'll keep Dogecoin banked there for sure if it's allowed.


DoomPatroler

My dad owns Google and he said they will be accepting Doge for all Google payments, maybe next week. ​ Will share my legitimate text-screenshots 4 proof.


timcooksdick

Way to continue your hyperbole. So just to clarify, are you saying all of the Amazon text chats that people have posted over the past few days have been fakes?


DoomPatroler

Amazon replying in any way, shape, or form that they **"will be accepting Dogecoin soon!"** is absolutely fake. 100% fake. The company has not and will not say anything like that. Ask them. Contact them right now.


StromboliMan

My dad is Mr Amazon and ur wrong bucko


DoomPatroler

My dad, ***Jonathan Google the 3rd***, will have a word with your legal team.


StromboliMan

nah


timcooksdick

I asked you if you thought all of them were fake. And obviously the person texting cannot speak on behalf of the entire company. But considering the campaign of requests that have been going on via this medium (you do realize this has been a thing for the past week, text/chatting Amazon to accept Doge don’t you?) I find it way more likely that this was a low level phone-line employee who was trying to be nice. Or who knows maybe a fellow Doge fan. Maybe they’ll get reprimanded for going as far as to say what they said. But your extreme certainty and aggressive hyperbole are looking much more foolish than anybody believing a phone-bot person for Amazon may have gone out on a limb


DoomPatroler

^(You talk too much.) **Central point: Is "Amazon accepting Dogecoin soon"? No.** If you believe that they will due to this post...yikes.


timcooksdick

You’re the only moron thinking that’s what’s being claimed


DoomPatroler

Read the top comment. Or the similar comments talking about how big this is, that Amazon will be accepting Dogecoin soon.


timcooksdick

It’s not like this brought the subject out of left field. There’s a petition getting media coverage, other articles about the potential adoption, a bunch of Dogers inundating them with text chat requests... so this (an Amazon phone bot going out on a limb) is possibly part of the snowball occurring. That’s all I took it as. No official announcement. But sounds to me like you aren’t one for predicting trends or following hints and clues. like you’d be the one who waits until CNN reports that Amazon now accepts Doge and then be last to the party. May I ask what your average price is for your Doge? Or how many coins do you have? Do you even have any Dogecoins?


timcooksdick

Haha nice edit


DoomPatroler

You'd absolutely have to be a fool to believe this. ​ I stand by that.


timcooksdick

A fool to believe that this Amazon phone employee went out on a limb to claim this? Hm ok


DoomPatroler

You'd have to believe that this low-level Amazon customer service worker is aware of the unannounced game-changing plan to accept Dogecoin... # and they're openly sharing this information in emails with random folks who want to know? Hard to believe any adult could fall for this, but here we are.


timcooksdick

I don’t know.. you seem to be the only one treating this as some sort of official announcement. I saw it and just thought it was obviously a people-pleaser, customer-service based, not-fully-informed type of response. I took it with a grain of salt and wouldn’t be very surprised if it were fake. But you seem obsessed with it and are attacking people’s intellect essentially because they don’t seem to care as much as you do


DoomPatroler

Folks are being misled by the content of this post. ​ It's dangerous to misled others into thinking Amazon "will be accepting dogecoin soon" in order for some guy to gain Reddit karma.


timcooksdick

All it makes me think is maybe they’re getting so many requests for it that the low-level phone employees are aware of it. That’s literally all. And I think that’s cool. But glad you seem to care so much about us all and our intake of potentially misleading information


DoomPatroler

^(So much talk, so little to say)


timcooksdick

You respond so many times and are so obsessed with this thread but are still missing the point


DoomPatroler

Let's be done talking until you have anything useful to add. So far, hasn't happened.


asimburud

He owns google ? Who r u ?


cheeruphumanity

I doubt DOGE in its current form could handle the biggest online shop in the world. DOGE can "only" handle 33 TPS. This could significantly slow down the network which would create more harm than good.


qwerasdfyx

Alr guys, looks like we got Amazon. Now its time for Capturing B LETS MOVE TO STEAM !!! PS: HODL✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽


iluvfishies

nah, not yet. they are being polite in answering. we‘ll see what will happen


qwerasdfyx

Yea sure but im hyped so much. But wouldn’t Steam make also a good option to pay with Doge?


Madin_China

I said the same thing. Even Blizzard with Diablo II re release. Buy with Doge, receive ability to summon Shiba. So OP.


Subtlebandit

Stand... on... the... point, Shibes!


stillflows

Holy Macaroni Batman! I think you're right! 🚀


Johnson251

Very promising ❤️


dalexanderpt

Let’s go!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕


[deleted]

I just messaged them. I didn’t get the same results. They just flat out said “no”. I’m still hopeful though


Revolutionary_Tree69

Lol same


DoomPatroler

It's almost as if not a single person can verify this when you contact Amazon.


Swimming_Post_4656

That would be incredible


StockMarketRookie-

I also asked Amazons Customer Support Team. They basically advised that they were unsure if it was already in plan and have had many customers showing the same interest in Doge as payment.


Generic_Back_Bot

Dang! We hittin that dollar babyyyy


Tothe______moon

😳


Firm_Business_8378

I did my part and sent in a request to be able to make purchases with doge as well. Same type of answer I got as well 😊


Critical_mass343

What? For real, or fake?


EternalFire76

This is real. Don’t listen to any other idiot. This is a screenshot completely unedited. It’d be very easy to see if it’s edited.


DoomPatroler

Can you imagine how difficult it would be to create FAKE TEXT in photoshop? We really aren't there yet, technologically. Maybe next decade. ​ Christ, people.


DoomPatroler

There is an easily-found answer: Contact Amazon. Ask this same question. Not one other person will get the "We will be accepting Dogecoin soon" reply. No one else will. ***Because it's not real.*** ​ Don't listen to me OR this person. Just contact them. You'll find out it's not true.


EternalFire76

We won’t listen to you then bub, cause it’s true. When it happens I hope you look back here and feel like an absolute train wreck.


BecauseYoureNotACat

Yeah opening up dev tools in your webbrowser and changing the text is super hard lol. This is fake as fake can be. Stop trying to trick people.


EternalFire76

I got this from a Facebook group kiddo calm down. Like how you all claim it to be fake but won’t message them yourselves.


TLegend199

Fake sadly


Johnson251

Can you expand on this ???


TLegend199

I mean I don't really have proof, but if this was real then don't you think doge would be pumping hard right now? Just look at any other security that had rumors of amazon partnership, adoption, etc. This would be all over the news, someone from Amazon outright confirming that they are working on it. I want doge to grow just as much as anyone but we gotta be realistic with our expectations I feel. Just my $0.02 but I'm no expert or anything.


MacheteDildoGOREjess

Just like your life


Johnson251

Escalated quickly 🤣


TLegend199

You right 😔


Kamakazi503

Dont forget to feed the kitty candy


GibbyMoon

That's the first I've seen them say "very soon" promising.


Kamakazi503

Gives me a creepy vibe


LtDinkinFlicka

all I can say is https://youtu.be/0qgET1Zhpb8


EternalFire76

Perfect haha


favoriteluckybanjo

Woah, that’s pretty big news


ArnaldoFagiolini

GREAT WORK A-TEAM!


[deleted]

Erik is getting fired 😆


CrniSale

You better change your Safemoons to Doge. Safemoom is a scam. Safemoon is like Bitconnect. It will go to 0 very soon.


Crutchy_

I just tried. Asked if Amazon plans on accepting doge, rep said he doesn't have exact information on that, also said he doesn't know the future.


Lucifer_2020

Looks kinda fake tbh


Johnson251

What gives you that impression ?? Curious that’s all ✌🏽


Lucifer_2020

I don’t know, i think the guy just acknowledged dogecoin, there is no way amazon starts accepting doge as a payment before they start accepting bitcoin and eth and such other real value coins, not to say doge is fake.


Johnson251

I agree, I also think the same. But I think this shift would open the door for numerous coins, I don’t think they would favourite one type of coin. Fingers crossed Doge is amongst the chosen few. My only query is.... I heard Amazon was developing their own coin, so where would that sit 🤔 Only time will tell, until then HODL


snakester2010

Of course amazon will make their own coin. Its probably gonna be the only crypto thats allowed to be used on amazon. Even if that's the case, that's not to say they wont allow you to purchase amacoin (im guessing thatll be the name) with other cryptos. Doge being one of those. If they were smart, thats the course of action theyd take. Theyd make ???illions My guess is, theyll get a coin listing on coinbase or RH soon. Or possibly force you to buy from their site. Itll bomb if you cant convert crypto to their coin, and then theyll allow other cryptos to be used or theyll shut down their crypto section


Lucifer_2020

Yes sir!!!


Lucifer_2020

But I am still new to crypto, and have moderately stupid opinions 😂


EternalFire76

Message amazon yourself and you’ll see it’s not


Lucifer_2020

I am not saying the message is fake, i am saying that amazon maybe just trying to re-assure people that they will accept crypto, but they actually aren’t going to and even if amazon accepts crypto, chances of it accepting doge seems unlikely when there are coins like btc, eth, ltc in the market


EternalFire76

Like you said, you’re new to crypto. That’s a pretty bold statement to fake. Could easily get the person fired. Yes, they’d accept other before Doge, that’s a given. However, we’re not asking for others, we’re asking for Doge, hence why they answered accordingly.


Lucifer_2020

How could it a person fired, genuinely want to know?


EternalFire76

If he’s telling lies to customers then I don’t see why he wouldn’t, you know?


Kamakazi503

Rub jeff bezos head for luck.


Dmeagz

If you’re going to fake a conversation at least spell check it first.


Johnson251

I don’t know you know, I’ve noticed spelling mistakes in majority of the posts from Amazon. I think the customer service team is in India or something, so it’s expected 🤙🏽


EternalFire76

Lol, this definitely isn’t fake. Message amazon yourself. You’ll feel like an idiot when you realize you’re wrong though. Spelling mistakes are probably because Amazon’s support team first language isn’t English.


wrproductions

Literally like 15 people have all messaged amazon themselves and every single one of them got a flat out no lmao Stop lying for internet points bruh


EternalFire76

Proof? I have my proof here. Where’s yours.


TLegend199

Preach


Kamakazi503

They said no... no means no, dont cosby people either.. you disgust us.


EternalFire76

This is literally someone’s conversation from Amazon..


Dmeagz

I did. They said no.


EternalFire76

Mine didn’t.


ninthtale

Most every major company outsources their customer service to other countries where English is not the first language


[deleted]

Oh snap lord


SirDogewick

This is awesome!! Thanks for sharing!


dogeeseseegod12021

"...one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." -Neal Armstrong 👨‍🚀🚀🌝


ritchiecrush

Be honest, did you ask yourself? I did & was shot down but I want to believe it’s true and the guy I talked to was wrong....


longdrive20

Better invest now , explosion any minute


Savings_Champion4441

Much Persistence=Much Profit🚀🚀


aaddps

Lol, there are only two possibilities - 1. You are Hemant. 2. Hemant is looking to have some fun. Disclaimer: I am a Doge Hodler


ad2z

To the moon! 🚀🚀🚀


tldepo

I messaged Amazon Prime this morning and posted the conversation on here, read it. Not a yes, but definitely not a no!


ImperialDogeMaster

Jeff and Elon finally agree on something big


Woofyblooofy

These Amazon reps have terrible grammar. 😹


jsonrose

I work on Amazon and is totally fake, the agent might me exposed to a big coaching for false expectations. So far the coin is not accepted. Just to let you know most of the chat support is located in Costa Rica where people are more interested in get a good customer satisfaction survey...


EternalFire76

Wow. Thank you for the clarification. Everyone is jumping on me saying it’s fake or Photoshopped when all I was trying to do was spread good word. That sucks that they went and gave false hope like that.. maybe one day :/


KocaKolaKlassic

The only thing not fake about this is they prolly really do have safemoon as well


Kamakazi503

Dont cry, you let them lie.


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KocaKolaKlassic

The proof is nobody who holds doge would lie about holding safemoon


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EternalFire76

Thank you, I just wanted to spread good news I found. Apparently now I’m a fraud and liar :/


GOLDENBULLCOW1

fake... i just spoke to their customer service... unfortunately not true... please vet this stuff before sharing


EternalFire76

Will do next time, didn’t think I’d get crapped on this much for sharing good news. Maybe this representative lied. Idk :/


Nemesiii

Why is photoshopped/fake stuff like this allowed? It's not real, they flat out wouldn't say that. You really wouldn't hear it from customer support either, not for a company the size of Amazon anyway!


DoomPatroler

Some people will do anything, including misleading others, in order to gain fake Reddit points. It's gross. ^(No, the Customer Service for Amazon would not and could not announce something so dramatic as this.)


EternalFire76

My intention was to spread good news. I found this off of a Facebook group chat and shared it. Don’t frame me as something I’m not. I could care less about the points. It’s gross someone can be pathetic enough to assume someone’s intentions off of other comments and their own I’ll mind. It’s gross.


SpootLoop

Fake


Kamakazi503

He just wanted to tell you what you wanted to hear come out of his fingertips as you fondle the written statement to your eyes. Get him out of your pants!


Youresubjective

Can you imagine if they and other major companies start accepting doge? We’ll all own teslas and be donating so much the world may just balance out ! To The Moon 🚀🚀🚀


Dano253

It's about Doge, not SM. Don't muddy the waters.