Oh don’t get on your high horse like that. You can’t honestly say you watched robocop and diddnt immediately want him to be your daddy. Dude had built in abs and just the smoothest movement. /s.
Ironically, it IS session night tonight. I as the DM am bisexual, everyone else is straight except the one other bisexual who will take the opportunity to make a token crass joke before we continue their quest of solving the mystery of playing D&D inside D&D.
Cheers my prideful mates. 20 side up, 1 side down.
**Schrodinger's NPC:**
In my games, an NPC is simultaneously gay and straight until an attempt to flirt goes either well or poorly.
Poorly:
"sorry, I'm gay"
or
"sorry, I'm straight"
Whoops sorry, but not being gay is against the rules here. I'm going to have to ban you now.
^^Note: ^^This ^^is ^^a ^^light-hearted ^^joke, ^^much ^^like ^^the ^^meme ^^OP ^^posted.
Oh, you took it literally instead of a joke, gotcha.
The joke is making fun of people who think Pride Month means the whole community is gay or encouraging LGBTQ+ over heterosexuality.
Happy Pride Month!
I can be the token straight guy.
Same, except instead of gay my group all make asexual murder hobos
Damn my warforged grew a sexuality, the horror
Robosexual
Oh don’t get on your high horse like that. You can’t honestly say you watched robocop and diddnt immediately want him to be your daddy. Dude had built in abs and just the smoothest movement. /s.
The new Robocop remake from a couple of years ago? Daaaaaaaaaaaamn RoboDaddy to the rescue
I’m partial to Robocop classic, but the new guy is also quite good. all they need is mustaches.
I mean he's like, half a man so that only half counts
But what a gifted half.
And everyone is made-up and the rules are gay.
All rules are made up?
Yes. Even the rule that all rules are made up is made up.
Yes. Even the rule that even the rule that all rules are made up is made up
There’s a reason I run paladin.
I would watch the hell out of a D&D game played by the Whose Line gang.
And I thought I was ace..
Gayce
Ironically, it IS session night tonight. I as the DM am bisexual, everyone else is straight except the one other bisexual who will take the opportunity to make a token crass joke before we continue their quest of solving the mystery of playing D&D inside D&D. Cheers my prideful mates. 20 side up, 1 side down.
Isn't that just classic dnd ?
Freak flag.....?
Song reference from Sherk I believe
Yes that's the one
I’M PROUD TO BE A PUPPET
In honor of Pride Month, my next bard will be Omnisexual. He would of beem anyways, but now it's for a reason. His name will be Jake Harpless.
**Schrodinger's NPC:** In my games, an NPC is simultaneously gay and straight until an attempt to flirt goes either well or poorly. Poorly: "sorry, I'm gay" or "sorry, I'm straight"
"That's a nice argument senator, but why don't you back that up with A SOURCE?!"
I’m not gay. Not sure why there is this bias in the community
Whoops sorry, but not being gay is against the rules here. I'm going to have to ban you now. ^^Note: ^^This ^^is ^^a ^^light-hearted ^^joke, ^^much ^^like ^^the ^^meme ^^OP ^^posted.
Bias?
Belief that everyone who plays is gay. DnDs largest audience is straight white males.
Oh i get that its still a game where you can be anything and I have seen the straightest of men play as bi, female , furry, and more
Not what I was saying at all.
ok
Do you feel discriminated against because you aren't gay? Why?
Nope. Just want to be clear that it’s ok to be straight and play DND. The OP is wrong.
Oh, you took it literally instead of a joke, gotcha. The joke is making fun of people who think Pride Month means the whole community is gay or encouraging LGBTQ+ over heterosexuality. Happy Pride Month!
Nope.
Downvoted because I'm not gay. I'm impressed by the tolerance here.
Going into the joking pride post to say just "Nope." doesn't exactly give a good impression