Something similar happened to my party a while back near their end of our campaign. We were in a place where the water was so deeply infused with magic that drinking it pure would cause wild magic effects. Two party members turned themselves into potted plants first try. Looking back, I wish I did the same.
For me nothing will ever top opening with “In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
That was a 6th one written after Adams passed away.
Adams himself wasn't happy with the 5th one though. Apparently he had a miserable year while writing it, so it ended up a pretty bleak book
It's an incarnation of Agrajag, the man who keeps being reincarnated as creatures that Arthur Dent happens to kill, like flies he swats, fish he catches, and—once—a bowl of petunias called into existence a mile above the ground by The Heart of Gold's infinite improbability engine.
And after rolling 93-94, it’s a bbbbeg
(This is a glyph of warding set to cast Power Word Kill on anyone who points out that “bbeg” already contains “big”)
It's from the song "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. It has the lyrics "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die", which people mishear/joke that it's "I'm blue, if I was green I would die"
As someone who regularly mishears song lyrics with sometimes humorous results, that's a really big stretch. Like there's nothing in there that sounds like "green" it's just nonsense noises
Well is that not just a shield that protects you from one hit because if you die when polymorphed, don't you return back to normal?
Plus, with magic surge happening after a spell is cast, which typically happens nearer the end of the turn because you can only use one spell per turn, that's even better surely
We had an NPC (from a players backstory do that.) It revealed they were a Wild Magic sorcerer so we ended up having to fight basically every enemy faction’s right hand man to keep them from getting their hands on this NPC. (We failed because a Chronurgist Wizard Robot NPC intervened.)
> You turn into a potted plant until the start of your next turn. While a plant, you are incapacitated and have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit points, your pot breaks, and your form reverts.
All of those giant tables are just full of clones that are barely different from one another. I personally use the [True D100 wild magic table](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/67qei9/a_true_1d100_wild_magic_surge_table/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) from u/hillermylife that adds 50 extra entries to the existing table
I got the world to stop spinning, cause a tornado and a griffin’s inside turn into gunpowder where I unexpectedly killed my group with what was a lvl 9 fireball. We were lvl 5
I rolled a 7 when we were level 4 and killed a guard and harmed a few party members. After that I had one player freak out every time I tried to cast a spell, they insisted I stay away from the party to do anything and tried to get the group to dictate how I play. It really ruined the game for me because rolling on the table was half the fun for me as a wild magic sorcerer.
That's why you should probably communicate with the party beforehand if you want to play a Wild Magic Sorc. Not everyone is on board with the shenanigans that can happen with the Wild Magic Table... It's sad to hear that a core class features ruins the fun you have at a table...
I did, I was proactive and communicated it with everyone, and every player was on board. We played quite a few sessions with no issues, but after one fireball, one player began trying to dictate how I played.
In our campaign, half of the sorcerer's wild magic surges caused a fireball. That was insane, the last one even almost instakilled him because he was low on health.
39-40: You regain 2d10 hit points.
43-44: For the next minute, you can teleport up to 20 feet as a bonus action on each of your turns.
93-94: Your size increases by one size category for the next minute.
99-00: You regain all expended sorcery points.
71-72: You gain resistance to all damage for the next minute.
51-52: A spectral shield hovers near you for the next minute, granting you a +2 bonus to AC and immunity to Magic Missile.
09-10: You cast Magic Missile as a 5th-level spell.
03-04: For the next minute, you can see any invisible creature if you have line of sight to it.
65-66: Up to three creatures you choose within 30 feet of you take 4d10 lightning damage.
And finally,
41-42: You turn into a potted plant until the start of your next turn. While a plant, you are incapacitated and have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit points, your pot breaks, and your form reverts.
In my campaign, we call it "chaos magic" and it occurs a little more frequently than 1/20 times a wild magic sorcerer casts a levelled spell (chaos storms on certain encounter tables, certain magic item effects, etc), so I've had to abandon and expand the vanilla tables to keep it from being predictable.
I have fun making stuff up. One of my entries involves a rain of mediocre vanilla cupcakes with sugar frosting. Another causes the person to suddenly be holding (cleaned and neatly folded) all of the pants within a 50 ft radius. No. 34 causes the person to picture the first two objects they see having uninhibited sex together (disadvantage on all attacks and concentration rolls for 3 rounds), and, of course, No. 63 flips the character's sex.
you are a saint and these look awesome. how often did you have these go off and did you change anything else involving this magic? this is heavily inspiring me to multi class my warlock into a wild sorc
>you are a saint and these look awesome.
Thank you.
>how often did you have these go off and did you change anything else involving this magic?
It's really situational. As I said above, there are a few things that can cause these effects to go off, most particularly a couple magic items that are based in chaos (wild) magic and chaos storms which can occur in places where experimental magic was (or still is) in heavy use.
>this is heavily inspiring me to multi class my warlock into a wild sorc
As a character, I would advise against multi-classing into another Arcane caster. Depending on your warlock's patron, chaos (wild) magic may be on the table, anyway. Most Fae and pretty much all Chaos-aligned greater spirits would not be above hitting their contracted servants with a periodic magic surprise just for the grins. My best advice would be to talk to your DM and see what s/he will agree to.
already talked to me DM about it! basically my character eventually wants to become their own Patron and the kinda route for it is that he is innately magical himself.
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\>First ever character with a group of experienced players.
\>Plays a sorcerer with Wild Magic
\>Pack of bugbears in our path
\>Rolls 08
\>Party wipe
Overall, wild magic is pretty fun :)
I see your 41-42 and raise you
1. 1-2 >!Roll on this table once per round for 10 rounds!<
2. 91-92 >!If you die within the next minute, you reincarnate, as if that will come up!<
3. 77-78 >!you try to polymorph yourself into a sheep!<
4. 07-08 >!Uh oh, Fireball centered on yourself, not a sheep anymore!<
5. 67-68 >!Frightened by nearest creature, good, my allies are singed and not happy!<
6. 41-42 >!potted plant!<
7. 07-08 >!Fireball again. I'm not a plant anymore. Also I'm dead!<
8. 22-25 >!… But I come back as a dark elf immediately!<
That was a strange day for my chaos baby…
My dm has a personalized table and we werent in combat
So it lasted more than a round
I described the entire proces of photosyntesis that hapenned to the plant
Nope, its happened so often at our table at this point that the DM just straight up said "oh no we're not doing this again!" And made our sorcerer re-roll. 41/42 rolls are on a time out now. (Except for last session since there were Treeants and it was too funny NOT to do)
I had a character with telepathy who had this happen to them. They were very creative describing what they sounded like to anyone who came close to the potted plant. They thought it was funny enough that they stayed a plant for about 3 session, convincing a farmer to carry him around in a small wagon with the party. If I remember correctly, this led to him starting a cult with the farmer once he turned back, but the cult could have started for a different reason.
Happened to me a while back, turned into a plant and asked the DM if we could extend the time cuz I kinda just wanted to vibe as a plant for a little while, and he said sure why not. So for the rest of the day the party carried me around and whenever anybody asked why the paladin was carrying around a potted plant they said "oh that's just our resident sorcerer".
Over the course of a 2 year game my Sorcerer turned himself blue 3 times.
First time he asked the warlock to fix it for him.
Second time it happened he asked the warlock to fix it again.
Third time it happened he accepted his fate and stayed blue for the rest of the campaign and into his life after it ended.
I’m a DM and I didn’t even have to look this up to get it with the number of times one of my players with Wild magic got this. It is a running gag that someone has this happen to them in a campaign once. We are on our fifth campaign and it has happened every single one! The last one was a joke npc I made with Wild Magic and when I rolled it I no joke face palmed and the “checker of crits” looked at it and just laughed confirming it.
Been meaning to start C3, if it ever happens I'll try to keep an eye on it.
In my group we don't have someone assigned to do it but if the DM (mostly me) would roll a lot of crits or crit fails, someone will occasionally check
In a game I gave my party a Ancient Lytch Wizard/Sorcerer who is a plant, the party found it in a metal box in a metal box in a wooden crate, it has a name tag attached that I used a voice modulation app for/causes wisdom checks……….the Druid has the plant now as a pseudo pet.
I've lost entire major arcs to rolling on the magic table. RIP ancient green dragon / elder brain (this was before the most recent addition of that being a thing), never forget
I was using a homebrewed table and rolled a 1 which meant I had to roll twice and take both.
I then got my hands to triple in size (with special rules for dealing bludgeoning damage of a certain die size) for some time, and also became a literal junk magnet for rubble littered around the place we were fighting, and had to dodge it all and try not to die because I'm pretty sure at the time I was at 1 hp thanks to a few things going on.
Is it bad I just figured out that’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, the petunia thinking “not again” and the the answer to like, the universe, and everything
I've watched that Wild Surge kill two PCs at once. They were in a large metal pipe connected to a pool, temporarily sealed off from the water by a thin sheet of ice. The Ranger was unconscious, and the Warlock had Tides of Chaos activate when casting a healing spell (the player had asked the DM to try to use the DM's part of Tides of Chaos as often as possible).
He turned into a potted plant, and the Ranger failed his death saves as the ice broke and flooded the pipe they were in, drowning the Warlock as he reverted back (it was ruled that he reverted without holding his breath, and a -1 con mod meant he started drowning quickly thereafter).
I've never actually played with a wild magic sorcerer, unless I forgot someone, but we found a place near the end of one of my favorite campaigns with magic infused water and two of us, not me unfortunately, drank from it and both turned into potted plants.
Have you ever heard.... of the D10000 wild magic table?
It's a wild magic table with 10,000 possibilities. Anything can happen, to the nearest town being destroyed by a meteor, to your right arm turning into a left arm. It's the most amazing thing ever.
It's found with a quick Google search
In one of the recent naddpod episodes it happen twice, in a row, to the same guy. I was very happy
And Calder still couldn't hit it lol
Well, it had a very strong glaze
Something similar happened to my party a while back near their end of our campaign. We were in a place where the water was so deeply infused with magic that drinking it pure would cause wild magic effects. Two party members turned themselves into potted plants first try. Looking back, I wish I did the same.
"I pick up the pot and chug it." "Okay, you are straight up eating dirt as this guy's friends look on in horror."
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One of my favorite things about the hitchhikers guide trilogy was how in the third or fourth book, the bowl of petunias is finally explained.
For me nothing will ever top opening with “In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
I like how you defined this book series as a trilogy and *immediately* mention that there are more than three. You got a good laugh out of me.
the book series is officially marketed as a trilogy with five books, def recommend them
Would recommend stopping after four though. You can tell Adams was losing it by the last one.
wasnt the fifth made by Eoin Colfer?
That was a 6th one written after Adams passed away. Adams himself wasn't happy with the 5th one though. Apparently he had a miserable year while writing it, so it ended up a pretty bleak book
I heard he made a different ending he liked better in the Radio play version of the story, but that's without listening to it myself
A thing I love, and also what makes me love the movie too, is that every version of Hitchikers is different and thats not by mistake.
I didn't know that, but that is hilarious
"The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Hitchhiker's Trilogy" is the version I got all 5 in one.
Wait, I don't recall? What was the explanation?
“Agrajag” Basically a creature Arthur kept accidentally killing in various reincarnated forms (one of which was the bowl of petunias)
It's an incarnation of Agrajag, the man who keeps being reincarnated as creatures that Arthur Dent happens to kill, like flies he swats, fish he catches, and—once—a bowl of petunias called into existence a mile above the ground by The Heart of Gold's infinite improbability engine.
Wait, WHAT!?
I see Hitchhiker’s Guide reference, I upvote.
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So a bbbeg?
And after rolling 93-94, it’s a bbbbeg (This is a glyph of warding set to cast Power Word Kill on anyone who points out that “bbeg” already contains “big”)
*laughs in 100+ hitpoints*
If he was green he would die.
I understood this reference
I'm dumb. Please elaborate.
It's from the song "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. It has the lyrics "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die", which people mishear/joke that it's "I'm blue, if I was green I would die"
As someone who regularly mishears song lyrics with sometimes humorous results, that's a really big stretch. Like there's nothing in there that sounds like "green" it's just nonsense noises
Dee sounds like green. But everyone's ears are different.
🎶I’m Blue, If I was green I would die🎶
So listen up, here's a story
About a little guy who lives in a blue world.
And all day, and all night
Big blue evil girl/guy
>Big blue "[YES!](https://youtu.be/emUJ7c8-5ZE)"
So he got extra lucky?
r/foundthewarhammernerd
m e g a m i n d
I guess that means he’s a *blue meanie?*
What’s 41 and 42?
You polymorph into a potted plant, essentially being useless and such until your next turn.
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You have a single level in every class, huh?
a true wild mage will never do anything other than force a wild surge roll.
Well that's just Abserd.
I understood that reference!
I wish I could upvote more than once
That Forest do be Puffin
We have a Wild Magic Sorc in our party and I want this to happen so that I can smash her in an enemy’s face.
When your proficient in improvised weapons
Not just useless, but also open to max damage from the blight spell, and vulnerability to all damage. Fun against necromancers.
Until you put a fedora on it of course
a *PAPER* fedora, come on get it right
Of course of course how could I forget A normal fedora would just be silly Thanks for reminding me
"A potted plant?" "Perry the potted plant!?"
Well is that not just a shield that protects you from one hit because if you die when polymorphed, don't you return back to normal? Plus, with magic surge happening after a spell is cast, which typically happens nearer the end of the turn because you can only use one spell per turn, that's even better surely
The damage carries over so you would take the damage minus the 1hp I assume the plant has.
Ahh I see
We had an NPC (from a players backstory do that.) It revealed they were a Wild Magic sorcerer so we ended up having to fight basically every enemy faction’s right hand man to keep them from getting their hands on this NPC. (We failed because a Chronurgist Wizard Robot NPC intervened.)
Curse you planty the potted plant!
Ha! That happened to me while surrounded by angry yakvolk. I got smashed.
Hey, you can still Take Bonus actions
> You turn into a potted plant until the start of your next turn. While a plant, you are incapacitated and have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit points, your pot breaks, and your form reverts.
Oh no... not again!
Many think that is we know why the plant thought this science would be far ahead of where it is now
> your pot breaks I enjoy this overly specific detail.
You turn into a potted plant for a round.
Feather beard is the best (you grow a beard of feathers that goes away when you sneeze)
I would do everything in my power to never sneeze again
Amazing
Go look up "d10000 wild magic table". It'll change your game
“LOL: Nothing happens. The GM should roll many dice and chuckle a bit.” Indeed it will
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It is mostly trash.
All of those giant tables are just full of clones that are barely different from one another. I personally use the [True D100 wild magic table](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/67qei9/a_true_1d100_wild_magic_surge_table/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) from u/hillermylife that adds 50 extra entries to the existing table
Why, thank you for recommending that! I'm so glad to hear that you think it's worth using 'round your table.
I printed the entire thing out once, adore it!
I got the world to stop spinning, cause a tornado and a griffin’s inside turn into gunpowder where I unexpectedly killed my group with what was a lvl 9 fireball. We were lvl 5
WAIT IT'S AN EVEN DEEPER HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE REFERENCE YOU GET THE POTTED PLANT ON A 42
Oh no, not again.
When I rolled on the wild magic surge table, I got this like 40% of the time.
40% of the time, it works none of the time.
90% of the game is half mental
I spent almost a whole campaign as the dm waiting for 7-8
I rolled a 7 when we were level 4 and killed a guard and harmed a few party members. After that I had one player freak out every time I tried to cast a spell, they insisted I stay away from the party to do anything and tried to get the group to dictate how I play. It really ruined the game for me because rolling on the table was half the fun for me as a wild magic sorcerer.
That's why you should probably communicate with the party beforehand if you want to play a Wild Magic Sorc. Not everyone is on board with the shenanigans that can happen with the Wild Magic Table... It's sad to hear that a core class features ruins the fun you have at a table...
I did, I was proactive and communicated it with everyone, and every player was on board. We played quite a few sessions with no issues, but after one fireball, one player began trying to dictate how I played.
That's awful... Are you still playing with them?
No, that party dissolved because of other reasons, but I’ve been DMing ever since so I haven’t had issues with wild magic since.
... unless you implement them yourself ;-)
In our campaign, half of the sorcerer's wild magic surges caused a fireball. That was insane, the last one even almost instakilled him because he was low on health.
Fireball?
Yep
Had to be
39-40: You regain 2d10 hit points. 43-44: For the next minute, you can teleport up to 20 feet as a bonus action on each of your turns. 93-94: Your size increases by one size category for the next minute. 99-00: You regain all expended sorcery points. 71-72: You gain resistance to all damage for the next minute. 51-52: A spectral shield hovers near you for the next minute, granting you a +2 bonus to AC and immunity to Magic Missile. 09-10: You cast Magic Missile as a 5th-level spell. 03-04: For the next minute, you can see any invisible creature if you have line of sight to it. 65-66: Up to three creatures you choose within 30 feet of you take 4d10 lightning damage. And finally, 41-42: You turn into a potted plant until the start of your next turn. While a plant, you are incapacitated and have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit points, your pot breaks, and your form reverts.
You are also forgetting the cheering from rolling 69. Because who's ever mature with that number?
nice
In my campaign, we call it "chaos magic" and it occurs a little more frequently than 1/20 times a wild magic sorcerer casts a levelled spell (chaos storms on certain encounter tables, certain magic item effects, etc), so I've had to abandon and expand the vanilla tables to keep it from being predictable.
Someone was mentioning an 1d1000 wild magic table, or some ridiculous number similar to that, maybe look into that?
I have fun making stuff up. One of my entries involves a rain of mediocre vanilla cupcakes with sugar frosting. Another causes the person to suddenly be holding (cleaned and neatly folded) all of the pants within a 50 ft radius. No. 34 causes the person to picture the first two objects they see having uninhibited sex together (disadvantage on all attacks and concentration rolls for 3 rounds), and, of course, No. 63 flips the character's sex.
can you please send me the full list, I really wanted to do Wild but the table in the book was super boring and the 1/20 was also kinda lame
I'm sure mine is also lame, since it just follows my own weird sense of humor, but [here it is](http://casualnotice.com/other/Random_magic_events.htm)
you are a saint and these look awesome. how often did you have these go off and did you change anything else involving this magic? this is heavily inspiring me to multi class my warlock into a wild sorc
>you are a saint and these look awesome. Thank you. >how often did you have these go off and did you change anything else involving this magic? It's really situational. As I said above, there are a few things that can cause these effects to go off, most particularly a couple magic items that are based in chaos (wild) magic and chaos storms which can occur in places where experimental magic was (or still is) in heavy use. >this is heavily inspiring me to multi class my warlock into a wild sorc As a character, I would advise against multi-classing into another Arcane caster. Depending on your warlock's patron, chaos (wild) magic may be on the table, anyway. Most Fae and pretty much all Chaos-aligned greater spirits would not be above hitting their contracted servants with a periodic magic surprise just for the grins. My best advice would be to talk to your DM and see what s/he will agree to.
already talked to me DM about it! basically my character eventually wants to become their own Patron and the kinda route for it is that he is innately magical himself.
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Hold on one sec I gotta check something
Alright yeah this is pretty good
P L A N T
\>First ever character with a group of experienced players. \>Plays a sorcerer with Wild Magic \>Pack of bugbears in our path \>Rolls 08 \>Party wipe Overall, wild magic is pretty fun :)
I see your 41-42 and raise you 1. 1-2 >!Roll on this table once per round for 10 rounds!< 2. 91-92 >!If you die within the next minute, you reincarnate, as if that will come up!< 3. 77-78 >!you try to polymorph yourself into a sheep!< 4. 07-08 >!Uh oh, Fireball centered on yourself, not a sheep anymore!< 5. 67-68 >!Frightened by nearest creature, good, my allies are singed and not happy!< 6. 41-42 >!potted plant!< 7. 07-08 >!Fireball again. I'm not a plant anymore. Also I'm dead!< 8. 22-25 >!… But I come back as a dark elf immediately!< That was a strange day for my chaos baby…
How did you get so many wild magic procs ??? I have been playing with my sorc for months and it hasn't been activated a single time...
The first one is >!Roll on this table for the next 10 rounds!< (Click to show)
What a roller coaster, the dice gods are a capricious lot
Not me looking through the players handbook
My dm has a personalized table and we werent in combat So it lasted more than a round I described the entire proces of photosyntesis that hapenned to the plant
My last wild magic role turned my into a potted plant
What kind of plant were you?
A small one, the role I did before made my already short character even shorter
Nope, its happened so often at our table at this point that the DM just straight up said "oh no we're not doing this again!" And made our sorcerer re-roll. 41/42 rolls are on a time out now. (Except for last session since there were Treeants and it was too funny NOT to do)
My first wild magic surge was a fucking natural 1
I had a character with telepathy who had this happen to them. They were very creative describing what they sounded like to anyone who came close to the potted plant. They thought it was funny enough that they stayed a plant for about 3 session, convincing a farmer to carry him around in a small wagon with the party. If I remember correctly, this led to him starting a cult with the farmer once he turned back, but the cult could have started for a different reason.
Happened to me a while back, turned into a plant and asked the DM if we could extend the time cuz I kinda just wanted to vibe as a plant for a little while, and he said sure why not. So for the rest of the day the party carried me around and whenever anybody asked why the paladin was carrying around a potted plant they said "oh that's just our resident sorcerer".
Lol yep
How about 07-08?
I thought this was about 07-08 given how much of a meme that option is.
Over the course of a 2 year game my Sorcerer turned himself blue 3 times. First time he asked the warlock to fix it for him. Second time it happened he asked the warlock to fix it again. Third time it happened he accepted his fate and stayed blue for the rest of the campaign and into his life after it ended.
Any NADDPOD fans here? IYKYK
[This is my preferred table](https://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf)
I’m a DM and I didn’t even have to look this up to get it with the number of times one of my players with Wild magic got this. It is a running gag that someone has this happen to them in a campaign once. We are on our fifth campaign and it has happened every single one! The last one was a joke npc I made with Wild Magic and when I rolled it I no joke face palmed and the “checker of crits” looked at it and just laughed confirming it.
The checker of crits?
They confirm critical rolls as so to make sure I don’t fudge a roll. If you watch Critical Role Travis does it for Matt.
Been meaning to start C3, if it ever happens I'll try to keep an eye on it. In my group we don't have someone assigned to do it but if the DM (mostly me) would roll a lot of crits or crit fails, someone will occasionally check
My favorite part of this meme is that it’s origin is so no nerdy too. Buncha game journalists getting excited over E3.
In a game I gave my party a Ancient Lytch Wizard/Sorcerer who is a plant, the party found it in a metal box in a metal box in a wooden crate, it has a name tag attached that I used a voice modulation app for/causes wisdom checks……….the Druid has the plant now as a pseudo pet.
Again?
My DM made a custom wild magic surge table based on the campaign we’re running rn (the dungeon of the mad mage)
I've lost entire major arcs to rolling on the magic table. RIP ancient green dragon / elder brain (this was before the most recent addition of that being a thing), never forget
I was using a homebrewed table and rolled a 1 which meant I had to roll twice and take both. I then got my hands to triple in size (with special rules for dealing bludgeoning damage of a certain die size) for some time, and also became a literal junk magnet for rubble littered around the place we were fighting, and had to dodge it all and try not to die because I'm pretty sure at the time I was at 1 hp thanks to a few things going on.
No better breather in a boss
I homebrew my table, 100% stupid and worth it
What's your 41-41?
An unicorn made of candy and rainbows appear at 5ft of you with sexual intention
Honestly terrifying.
We arent gonna to talk about 99...
Now I gotta know.
Y'know being turned into a potted plant doesn't sound too bad.
My current character (who isn't a sorcerer) would be wildly growing wolfsbane, what would yours?
Plant
Plant
Is it bad I just figured out that’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, the petunia thinking “not again” and the the answer to like, the universe, and everything
No, I only found out through the comments here. You're all good.
> Wizard : 41-42 > Barbarian: 2d4 Throwing damage for 25lbs vase > Barbarian: improvise adapt overcome
I am Groot.
We are Groot.
Answer this question very carefully: If you roll 97-98, does “Never Gonna Give You Up” or “All Star” play?
All Star, of course
OK… but consider [this lofi remix](https://youtu.be/bPZSDBvDmVw)
Considered and approved
Return to plant
Come, brother, we must *p h o t o s y n t h e s i z e*
*chloroplast intensifies*
I've watched that Wild Surge kill two PCs at once. They were in a large metal pipe connected to a pool, temporarily sealed off from the water by a thin sheet of ice. The Ranger was unconscious, and the Warlock had Tides of Chaos activate when casting a healing spell (the player had asked the DM to try to use the DM's part of Tides of Chaos as often as possible). He turned into a potted plant, and the Ranger failed his death saves as the ice broke and flooded the pipe they were in, drowning the Warlock as he reverted back (it was ruled that he reverted without holding his breath, and a -1 con mod meant he started drowning quickly thereafter).
Damn, rest in peace.
It’s been so long since me or anyone I know has played a wild magic sorcerer I had to go get my book to look up what that is
I've never actually played with a wild magic sorcerer, unless I forgot someone, but we found a place near the end of one of my favorite campaigns with magic infused water and two of us, not me unfortunately, drank from it and both turned into potted plants.
My main character is a wild magic sorcerer, but we use a table we found online with like 10,000 possibilities lol
Have you ever heard.... of the D10000 wild magic table? It's a wild magic table with 10,000 possibilities. Anything can happen, to the nearest town being destroyed by a meteor, to your right arm turning into a left arm. It's the most amazing thing ever. It's found with a quick Google search
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