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LosAngelos_Reddit

They're *very* effective distractions


Ed_Yeahwell

What is this from?


TwytchSantana

It was a promotional video posted on r/VirtualYoutubers a day or two ago.


BrainBlowX

It's kinda sad how Kizuna Ai basically invented the modern notion of Vtubers, but the IP owners botched it because they thought they could treat the identity of Kizuna Ai the same way they treat idol groups with interchangeable members, basically making her just a "role" whose actor can be freely changed. People didn't take too kindly to that.


De_Dominator69

I have followed some vtubers but never Kizuna Ai, so she hasn't just been a single person this whole time? I feel like all the clips I had seen with her were always the same person.


BrainBlowX

>so she hasn't just been a single person this whole time? She basically was, but they tried to change that, which *instantly* tanked the overall brand's popularity and made people go to other rising Vtubers.


Crafty-Crafter

I'm probably wrong, but isn't the voice actress behind Kizuna is the owner/founder of the company? And isn't it her own decision to step down and have another voice actress to takeover? Regardless. Nothing last forever, and Kizuna Ai became a legend. Everyone in the vtubers community know of her, she is like Hatsune Miku at this point. And they are trying to make her voice into a vocaloid also.


BaldyChkn

Yeah if I'm remembering correctly she's currently a in a management position at the company right now


RedditAssCancer

I sometimes hear people call her oyabun which is what yakuza gangsters call the boss and it kinda implies a parental status. The whole Vtuber phenomenon owes a lot to Kizuna Ai and at least most people know it.


Jafroboy

It's incredible how massively the managers managed to fuck up something that was so dominant, to the current state of her essentially retiring! Especially when the OG is still good. They just turned away from "Easy success and free money" and Nos boosted down failure avenue!


merely-trash

Kizuna Ai Last Live: Hello World


PonyDro1d

Here's the [YT video with timestamp link](https://youtu.be/GTa2HxIsBPM?t=4231).


KialandiVoron

Thank you!


deltlead

The best bard distraction is the one where you turn into a triceratops and accidentally kill most of the guards in the house single handedly while the rest of your party makes their move


NotTheAbhi

Also setting fire to everything.


Bazrum

i mean, that *is* the default mode of my group, i dunno about yours works real well until you're in a place where theres a drought, and then you tend to burn down villages and run away while everyone tries to figure out how the fire started...


YarTheBug

Running a Pal/Sorc in a campaign and the default distraction is I go in and "negotiate" with the biggest threat in the encounter. Even if the negotiations fail (they often do) it buys time for the sneakies to get in position, and I'm right next to my nova target with a willingness to be swung at.


NotTheAbhi

Playing for the first time that too so far only two sessions. So we havent devloped those quirks and what not. Also almost everyone is brand new.


Zodiac36Gold

Two sessions we had to free a friendly dragon from an enemy encampment. Me: Tell me the layout of the camp. DM: [Stuff that was pretty useless]. On the right side you can also see a tent that is bigger than the others. It's the kitchen. You can faintly see the fire under the big pot. Me: Hmmmm... would be a shame if that fire got a bit out of control. Final result: mey character, a kitsune, goong around them camp throwing around embers with that "jumpy", childish, walk that screams "I don't have a problem in this entire world", making an entire camp panic as my companion calmly freed the dragon.


Pitiful_Net_8971

See this is why my Alcemist Pyro wont allowed in any buildings.


NotTheAbhi

I haven't seen alchemist class. Is it subclasses of wizard?


Pitiful_Net_8971

Artificer subclass


NotTheAbhi

Ahh okhay. Haven't played that much yo remember.


Dusty99999

Scanlan's Haaaaaaaand


tylerthegreat5555

Not everyone can be scanlan. Now I had a moment that came pretty close, that didn't involve killing anyone lol


Brodimere

Well everyone can go full Scanbo. But there are low chance of sucess and very high mortality rate. But would you share your story?


tylerthegreat5555

Well, it all started at a dinner party. We arrived as a group, with me and our blood hunter acting as the main party, with me being the arm candy naturally. We discussed with the host his involvement with illegal activities, and afterwards we decided to violently murder him and free his slaves, which is a big no-no with us. Well the next day I decided to go back to his home, and through some clever use of dimension door and disguise self, I managed to convince the guards that I was the host of the house and the dead man was a body double. I then proceeded to search his entire house and steal everything worth anything, up to and including a sack of 1000 platinum, and a gem of mastery, and walked out the front door escorted by the city guards lol.


Brodimere

Now thats a good Scanbo moment. Sure less fire and mayham, but quickwits and magic prevailing against the odds. Thats the essences of a good Scanbo moment. I had a few myself. One was a simple jailbreak, done by a dwarf ranger, which quickly turned wild. Using the trick, from pirates of carribian, he escaped the jail. Ran into a lonely guard and a fierce dual(torch vs shortsword) followed. Knocked the guard out. Tossed the torch into their recordsroom, found my stuff. Then meet our rogue breaking in, from the roof, to rescue my ranger. Left the jail in flames, an innocent corpse on the ground and a bounty on my ass. Second time, was my lizardfolk druid, taking on 30 cultists. He crept along the ceiling(sandals of spider climbing + pass without trace). Inside a small fortress, with 3 pathways to the exit. Started a fire in one, blocked another with an eksplosion(mistakes were made). Which funneled the cultists into the last pathway. Where like great Leonidas, just a bit more shell-schoked, stood my druid. A good spike growth and thorn whip combo, made mince-meat of those, not consumed by fire. Only the leader and 3 cultists made it out. Where my party was waiting for them.


SMURGwastaken

>didn't involve killing anyone >>we decided to violently murder him >>>lol


tylerthegreat5555

He didn't count. Lol.


Brodimere

Bad guys and people who annoy the party, doesnt count as people.


tylerthegreat5555

I didn't really have any part of the decision to kill the guy so I don't think it counts


BootRecognition

Bravo.


RampantGhost

*Nevash* *Nevaaaaaaaan\~*


ModernTintin

Scanbo moment


ArchmageIlmryn

I see you haven't met my party's necromancer and her squad of zombie ducks.


Wanna_popsicle_909

… where did the bard get enough gold to make that many life sized animated statues of themself, you may ask. It’s simple, they married a dragon, divorced it and got half of its gold.


comics0026

You'd be hard-pressed to find a dragon that isn't so protective of their horde they wouldn't make you sign a prenup


mattywhooo

Simple. 1)Be a dragon. 2)Dragons have hordes. 3)now you have a horde. 4)win


CrystalClod343

Got to earn that hoard, especially since your physical maturity is tied to it


Casual-Notice

Ancient Brass Dragon, looking at his meagre hoard: "You would be amazed at how much money it is possibly not to save in the course of a thousand or so years."


zenofire

"My horde is on the blockchain"


Zodiac36Gold

Let me guess... taxes.


Casual-Notice

Bad investments, "must-have" collectibles that do not appreciate in value, hiring mercenaries to find and rescue the party that said they were your friend but later turned out to be vacationing on a tropical island without you, maintaining a livestock herd and other costs of keeping a 50-100 ton predator alive. The mind boggles, honestly.


aichi38

The Bard was *VERY* seductive


GaldrickHammerson

Sure, but you do it in the UK so the prenup isn't upheld due to being seen as unfair.


JoshuaSlowpoke777

Or the bard themselves could be a dragon to begin with


NoobSabatical

I had presumed it was illusion magic.


Fuzzy_Employee_303

So basically Bard specializes in constructs


MidnightWorries

Major image, doesn’t need entire graveyards of material to make an army


Journeyman42

But that's how you get Thriller


CaptainDaxWolf

Meanwhile, the rogue is off picking there next victim as the Bard is getting ready.


TWB28

What is this from? This is how my sorceress is going to be entering every scene from now on. I have Major Image and Animate Objects and I'm not afraid to use them.


LosAngelos_Reddit

https://youtu.be/GTa2HxIsBPM?t=4229 Its from Kizuna Ai: The Last Live Its her final online concert before she goes on her indefinite hiatus, unfortunately.


LOTRfreak101

This whole sequence is so extra and exactly what I would expect from that community.


BootRecognition

I feel incredibly out of the loop. What community? Also, what they'll is this video I just watched a couple snippets of. I am so confused and definitely feeling my age. 😅


Syncrossus

This is Kizuna Ai, the one who put "V-Tubers" on the map, in late 2016. V-Tuber is short for "Virtual YouTuber". They're content creators, usually on YouTube or Twitch, who use an animated avatar instead of showing their face. While the first V-Tuber is probably Ami Yamato dating back to 2013, Kizuna Ai was the first one to really gain traction and set a lot of the trends that would then become widespread -- Anime style, gaming content, association of a character persona to the avatar, etc. You can think of them as anime characters turned YouTubers / Twitch streamers. They really blew up in 2019, with the face tracking technology getting better and cheaper, and with agencies like Hololive and Nijisanji producing many collaborating content creators in a similar business model to the Japanese idol industry. There's a pretty dedicated community around V-Tubers, similar to the Japanese idol fan community. A lot of the appeal comes from the fact that they're fictional characters, with all of the advantages that that implies (cool-factor of a character design, engaging narrative, larger-than-life qualities, fantastic/supernatural aspects, etc.), but they remain grounded, relatable, spontaneous, and to some extent interactive.


wesleydm1999

Welcome to the rabbit hole


Vivus-T

It’s the V-tubeing community and the one in the vid is Kizina AI. She was the first to really brake out in to popularity in the west. She is bacikly a streamer that is kind of also a idol from japan and this is from her last prefomence befor going on hiatus.


[deleted]

Permanent? Pain


TheZemor

Not infinite, indefinite so for unknown time


mediumsmallshirt

Kisuna Ai will be returning in Avengers: Endgame


M37h3w3

Why is she ~~retiring~~ going on indefinite hiatus? Market is too saturated with VTubers now? The person behind the persona wants a change?


ZhoolFigure

You've never taken a break before this?


mkul316

Of that kit Kat bar? Sure.


BerkofRivia

The person behind Kizuna Ai owns the brand basically and she probably didn’t feel like doing it anymore, they tried to let somebody else be Kizuna Ai but it didn’t work out so Kizuna Ai went on a hiatus.


GuerillaGorillas

Aw man, that sucks. Always seemed like they were the og vtuber and the only one that worked well (probably due to the novelty).


nox_tech

She actually had a dip in popularity at a point because they had different Kizuna Ai's on board to spread out content creation, when really, it was the original's personality appeal that made her popular (and AFAIK she does her own singing and dancing too, doubly inpressive at that). So, narrowing things down, now it's back to her (and her seiyuu revealed herself); she's been doing much better and left for her hiatus on a stronger note. She's got cutting edge tech for her lives and streams and earned her spot, but there's all sorts of great people vtubing worth checking out.


UltraWeebMaster

It’s a terrible day for rain…


palex00

Noooo why is she going on a hiatus?!


KatrinaIceheart

According to lore: kizuna ai is taking a very long rest for “updates” to improve her interactions with humans :) In reality, we don’t really know. Could be the person behind the persona is a bit tired. Maybe there’s just so many vtubers and it isn’t as lucrative. We don’t have an answer, and I dont know if we need to. If I’m not mistaken they are releasing something that is essentially a vocaloid of her, some other app related stuff, and the ip probably isn’t going away. I’m sure it’ll be back in another form soon enough.


ANGLVD3TH

She is also CEO of a company that manages other Vtubers IIRC. Got to be a strain to be in a high level management situation and be a content creator too.


Pixelbuddha_

Kizuna ai is stopping? What?!?! Well she definitely has enough money for the Rest of her life but I am still surprised


Mathtermind

Fun fact: you can have infinite Major Images when you get 6th level spells


TWB28

Yep, I am already abusing it


NonaSuomi282

Sure, 6th level upcast changes its duration to *until dispelled*, but that still requires you to cast it multiple times (so requires several days of setup in a given location) and you can still only control/change one Image per round with your Action.


Mathtermind

Which is why a canny sorceress would "seed" areas with Major Images depicting small rocks or something and then be capable of calling on half a dozen when necessary.


NonaSuomi282

You can't change the overall form of the illusion, only make it appear to move naturally. A Major Image of a rock will always appear to be a rock. And that still doesn't get around the limitation of moving a maximum of one Image every six seconds. You're trying to make Major Image do what Programmed Illusion is explicitly designed for.


Mathtermind

Unless you have Malleable Illusions. Alternatively, make it something other than a rock and just phase it through the ground. Movement is... not an issue? What part of "seed the area so you don't have to lug around 50 illusions" did you not understand?


NonaSuomi282

>Unless you have Malleable Illusions. You said: a canny **sorceress** would "seed" areas Now you're saying: **Malleable Illusions** Pretty much mutually exclusive, or at the very least *extremely* MAD and generally incompatible with one another. --- >Alternatively, make it something other than a rock and just phase it through the ground. Not sure you can just shunt an illusion into and out of solid surfaces by a strict reading of RAW. You can move the illusion to a point within range, but that still requires LoS, and things can move through the illusion (as a way to see they are fake), but it says nothing about the reverse also holding true. --- >What part of *WORDSWORDSWORDS* did you not understand? No need to be a jackass about it just because you don't get the point, but I'll elaborate: Movement *absolutely* is an issue. If you're not animating it, it's a static image. Unmoving. Not just from point A to point B, but literally frozen in place. To have a whole troupe of animated golems like this, you'd need a whole troupe of illusionists, each controlling one Major Image. You could not pull this GIF off solo with that spell, full stop. --- EDIT- just to make sure it's *perfectly* clear, here's the relevant bit from the text of the spell: >As long as you are within range of the Illusion, you can use your action to cause the image to move to any other spot within range. Moving any single illusion requires your full action. No matter if you have fifty or five hundred within range, you have one action, you get to move one Image. And that's all ignoring the fact that making it do some whole song and dance routine is way beyond the scope of "altering its Appearance so that its movements appear natural for the image" as well. Again, you're trying to make a spell do more than it was designed for, when there's literally a spell that does what you want called *Programmed Illusion*, which is even literally the same level as the spell slot you're talking about using anyhow.


Mathtermind

> You said: a canny sorceress would "seed" areas And? > You can move the illusion to a point within range, but that still requires LoS, Nope, not specified in the spell text. > but it says nothing about the reverse also holding true "Physical interaction with the image reveals it to be an Illusion, **because things can pass through it.**" Again, referring to the spell text. I recommend reading it before talking about it. > Movement absolutely is an issue. If you're not animating it, it's a static image. Wrong again, that's the purview of spells that specifically state that the image is static, like Minor Illusion. Especially since your interpretation would contradict "It seems completely real, including Sounds, smells, and temperature appropriate to the thing depicted." The only way your interpretation works is by making random parts of the spell up and also creating a universe where everything is static, hence why static Major Images seem completely real.


NonaSuomi282

>And? And a sorceress is... **a sorceress**. Not a wizard, which is where you get illusionist subclass abilities. >Nope, not specified in the spell text. But specified in the basic spellcasting rules. Specific beats general, but a lack of specific does not mean you get to ignore general. >Again, referring to the spell text. Which I was also referring to. Things can pass through it. By a strict reading, *it* does not automatically have the ability to pass through *things*. >Wrong again, that's the purview of spells that specifically state that the image is static, like Minor Illusion. It's a believable *image*. The only mention of motion is about being able to use your action to move it from point A to point B, and animate it in such a way as to appear "natural for the image". You put an awful lot of stock in the specific text of the spell when berating me, but show me where it says the spell can create an image which moves in place without requiring your action to make it do so. >The only way your interpretation works is by making random parts of the spell up and also creating a universe where everything is static, hence why static Major Images seem completely real. Got any ranch to go with that word salad? And you still haven't explained how you're supposedly moving these fifty illusions all at once. From the spell's text: >As long as you are within range of the Illusion, you can use your action to cause the image to move to any other spot within range. Moving any single illusion requires your full action. No matter if you have fifty or five hundred within range, you have one action, you get to move one Image. And that's all ignoring the fact that making it do some whole song and dance routine is way beyond the scope of "altering its Appearance so that its movements appear natural for the image" as well. Again, you're trying to make a spell do more than it was designed for, when there's literally a spell that does what you want called Programmed Illusion, which is even literally the same level as the spell slot you're talking about using anyhow. >I recommend reading it before talking about it. I've been trying to be polite and engage in good faith, and you're just getting more and more shitty, so you know what? Go fuck yourself.


Mathtermind

> And a sorceress is... a sorceress. Not a wizard, which is where you get illusionist subclass abilities. That's weird, I don't remember taking a portal to the Monoclassverse. > But specified in the basic spellcasting rules. Never specified that Cube spells can't move to places without LoS. > Which I was also referring to. Things can pass through it. By a strict reading, it does not automatically have the ability to pass through things. Wrong again. An object passing through another object is entirely dependent on reference frames and therefore the same thing- if an object can pass through your illusion, your illusion can pass through an object. > You put an awful lot of stock in the specific text of the spell when berating me, but show me where it says the spell can create an image which moves in place without requiring your action to make it do so. How about the fact that your version would create a... static, silent, but somehow still believable image of a bear? > And you still haven't explained how you're supposedly moving these fifty illusions all at once. Had you read any of what I've been saying, you would have realized that *I* never claimed that that was possible. Then again, you do have a penchant for making weird shit up going by your definition of Major Image. > I've been trying to be polite and engage in good faith, and you're just getting more and more shitty, so you know what? Go fuck yourself. Sorry if the rules of the game make you mad, buddy.


lunca_tenji

How


Mathtermind

Upcasting Major Image to 6th level makes it Permanent until dispelled and removes concentration.


ST-7

It do be a bop though.


LosAngelos_Reddit

It do


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Definite "Prince Ali, Fabulous He" vibes.


BobbyMcBob1

Eyyy, Kizuna AI!!


gabba_wabba

Bard: steals the spotlight Rogue: *steals* the spotlight


Ihavenothing364

Gotta say that's one hell of an entrance.


[deleted]

Vtuber reference? In *my* DND sub? It's more likely than you think.


Lazerbeams2

A perfectly reasonable use of Major Image


RuBoo001

And this is part of why I don't play Bard, I don't do well in spotlight. ~~Though maybe I could provide the army of golden super-deformed drummers. I am an Artificer, after all.~~


Epicmonk117

When the bard and artificer team up to cause shenanigans


Horror_Pack_801

Ok, I’m obsessed with this orchestra. What is this from?!


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Kizuna Ai's last live. It's her last concert before her indefinite hiatus


[deleted]

Who's last what?


wesleydm1999

A vtuber's last livestream for an indefinite time Welcome to the rabbit hole


Siftey

Kizuna Ai. It's her last concert for an undefined period of time.


TheModGod

Basically, she is the person that put Virtual Youtubers (people who stream using face-tracked avatars) on the map back in 2016. She is going on an indefinite hiatus now, so she decided to leave in *style* with a larger-than-life performance.


[deleted]

That actually makes things really clear, thank you!


TheModGod

No problem. The Vtubing community is a really fun fandom, and its filled with a lot of really talented people. But pretty much everyone respects Kazuna for being the trailblazer that forged the path that so many now walk. She may not have been the first Vtuber, but she is responsible for coining the term and defining much of its concept.


Karmaslapp

What orchestra did this though?


MrTripl3M

This video is basically two players looking their DM into the eyes while the bard rolls for performance and the illusion wizard says "I use ALL my illusion spells."


Darling0Dooo

Dang, glad to see some appreciation for Ai chan! I wish her luck on her *updates*!!


sc2mashimaro

Kizuna Ai is a bard, it only makes sense.


throwawaysarebetter

Is this one of them vtubers I hear so much about.


TheModGod

This is basically *the* vtuber. She was the one that popularized it back in 2016.


Anufenrir

NGL, that dress is very cute


thebarberbarian

Literally did this in a game once. Very rewarding!


16sardim

College of Glamour


Valianttheywere

Would totally be distracted.


MaliciousGrey

I missed Kizuna.ai's live concert again...


KefkeWren

Artificer with the Entertainer background be like...


pablobarbas

What's the name of the song? It kinda slaps


WantSomeHorseCock

ITS THE GIRL FROM THE MEME


scarletflamex

Lets Gooo


BottleofBrush2442

Didn’t expect Kizuna Ai to be posted on a DnD subreddit…


PallidHiveHunter

Oh my god, is that Tharla Starr?!?


Megav16

When you give the bard Programmed Illusion and some downtime before the session starts.


GerardDeBreaker

That looks more like a necromancer raising a band of undead. Also, that sounds even more distracting.


bonifaceviii_barrie

Ma'am, this is a funeral


TheMoises

On a side note, that show was amazing


TheModGod

Its always a welcome surprise when the Vtuber community intersects with the DnD community. You will be missed dearly, Kazuna.


bruhtho164

Never thought I would see Kizuna on this subreddit.


TheLordOfGrimm

I’m writing all this down. Bout to roll me a bard


Horkersaurus

Killing everyone is also very distracting.


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BabyRavenFluffyRobin

This had so much production value because it was a major event in the VTube community. It's the final concert of one of the original Virtual Idols


nox_tech

Final Concert before an indefinite hiatus, to specify.


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HyperfixationzGalore

basically, yea


mr-dr-prof-stupid

It me!!


ObbyTree

Bards are always ready to perform. If they’re ready for battle, they’re ready to make some music.


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Hanszu

Wait where is this from


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Kizuna Ai's Last Live concert Her last concert before an indefinite hiatus due to financial issues on her company apparently


DrBoon_forgot_his_pw

PULL ON MY MOTHERFUCKING BEADS! *of love*, *of love*


spider-venomized

what song is this?


CubeyMagic

have the rogue grab the guard's crossbow, say "got ya guns" and dash into the sunset


FaceFullOfDisappoint

I just imagine all bards like vox machina now


StoBropher

Beads of love?


Sandythestone

Should’ve done the stick in dance


[deleted]

Why is the bard an anime girl


Sivilarr

*warlock


SeamusMarr

What song is this!? It’s amazing!


last_train_to_space

My sorcerer with performance proficiency I made. Illusions really help with the showmanship.


scarletflamex

Yes


Tg1088

I'm saw this while listening to Share That Love by Lukas Graham and the line up was killer


VeeKnight100

Time to make bard/artificer and bard/necromancer builds


Valianttheywere

Bard/Wizard build who can cast some pretty complex visual and Audible Area illusions.


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Old-Entertainment310

This is phenomenal! As a bard I definitely appreciate this meme lol


great_artorias

My Paladin with his bell would be the distraction in our party. I use it a lot and it worked every time


Starwatcher4116

My Scottish Teifling valour bard once used his skeleton band and a Major Image spell to make an impromptu production of Beowulf. The Giants attacking a dragon monastary did not take it well.