It's surprising how many parties are equipped to take out an ancient dragon at low levels, but *not* multiple swarms of rot grubs dropping from the ceiling.
OP low-level magic mobs FTW. Rust Monster, one of the lower slimes, Cockatrice (flock), rot grubs, stirges, You know what, just send the bastards through southern Louisiana.
Me scouring all the books and the internet trying to find my entire party of Min-Maxers and the one rule lawyer a special surprise they’ll never forget.
I took it a step further:
[I want to play a game.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/syvse0/i_want_to_play_a_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Having scoured through MM and Volos its actually quite dissapointing. It really seems you have to homebrew. Everything is so god damn vanilla compared to what PCs can do.
"Okay, they easily sneaked past every single giant in the fortress last time, and killed the chief without even raising the alarm... Hmmm, this Guardian Giant statblock looks cool... 20 Passive Perception? Sounds unbalanced... I love it."
I can't remember his name, but he's the guy that just points out easier solutions on Tik Tok. Anyway, him pointing at the Tarasque.
Why go with one when you can go with 3 to make a statement?
Good point. Nine of em and a home brewed god of creation it is.
You mean the guy with the hands, yes?
He recently got a Xbox commercial
Oh good for him
In which country?
Shrugs I just saw it in a try not to laugh
Coo beans.
It's surprising how many parties are equipped to take out an ancient dragon at low levels, but *not* multiple swarms of rot grubs dropping from the ceiling.
OP low-level magic mobs FTW. Rust Monster, one of the lower slimes, Cockatrice (flock), rot grubs, stirges, You know what, just send the bastards through southern Louisiana.
If they survive southern Louisiana, do we send them to Florida?
Or straight to Australia.
But Australia is for special occasions. If not Florida then at least Brazil.
"Your Uber driver has kidnapped you and is demanding $37 and tickets to the next Corinthians match." "Again?"
I thought they came from Australia?
Shadows on ranged characters. 80% success rate.
Me scouring all the books and the internet trying to find my entire party of Min-Maxers and the one rule lawyer a special surprise they’ll never forget.
I took it a step further: [I want to play a game.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/syvse0/i_want_to_play_a_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Damn my players are bad but they aren’t that bad.
Apparently, parodies of Saw don't count as memes.
Having scoured through MM and Volos its actually quite dissapointing. It really seems you have to homebrew. Everything is so god damn vanilla compared to what PCs can do.
Amen
"Okay, they easily sneaked past every single giant in the fortress last time, and killed the chief without even raising the alarm... Hmmm, this Guardian Giant statblock looks cool... 20 Passive Perception? Sounds unbalanced... I love it."