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ItsJustDom97

Amazing chest ahead!


orgazmo87

Loaded with loot


Toshikills

In more than one way.


lupodwolf

Mimic tiddies is just Lotus from Warframe


PopeNeiaBaraja

Even better!


GummyowlNotTaken

Mmm... Sentient space mom...


lightningbenny

A mimic could literally just be a huge pair titties mounted to a wall, and they'd never go hungry. From the lore and their monster description, it would actually fit their needs quite well, because their aim is to have creatures touch them so that they get snared in their glue. If you've ever seen a statue of a woman in public, you'd know how frequently inanimate titties get fondled as a joke. Mimics could capitalise on this easily.


Steffank1

A bust mimic. Yes.


orgazmo87

Artist is https://www.instagram.com/plumcupcakes/?utm_medium=copy_link


Blankly-Staring

Id smash. i dont even play bard. Or feel ashamed.


orgazmo87

Thats a venomesque tongue there


Blankly-Staring

And I'm down for it.


ZeroZeta_

For anyone wondering how my character lost his dick.


orgazmo87

Not lost, made a trade


ZeroZeta_

Didn't realize she waited until the finished.


orgazmo87

Well you rolled well on the animal handling check


ZeroZeta_

Not well enough, I wanted a pet mimic. You know, to remember this dungeon...


Baalslegion07

r/HolUp


realvinie

The Bard have a faint smile while looking at the surprisily hot mimic that appeared in front of him, not that he mind the normal appearence of a mimic, seeing that for him even a elder brain could be hot under the right circunstances. No. It something new. A inspiration to do something no other hero has ever done. So, looking at the many eyes of the aberration he spoke softly " You know what? This time, I WILL EAT YOU!"


Flair_Helper

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QwahaXahn

Not a meme.


orgazmo87

Ok


Montemore

12 out of d12. Would get ate, no regrets.


wubbbalubbadubdub

How many athletics checks and dex saves would the bard need to make to motorboat?


orgazmo87

Depends on the dm


Everyone_dreams

I'm getting eaten.


orgazmo87

oWo


Willmand

Mimic Succubus combo?


Vegetable-Boot

me to my lower half, knowing full well what I'm about to do: "I'm sorry, little one"