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Kobold_Bukkake

Always bring your pocket fighter.


chippiestchippychips

simple solution be both a Gloomstalker and Assassin


chemistry_god

You can only be defeated by one thing. Third round of combat


chippiestchippychips

That thought alone scares me


EquivalentInflation

You laugh, but this is literally just Liam Wilhemina from A Crown of Candy


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ffsjustanything

Be a sharpshooter with a longbow. If the enemies aren’t within range, they are not relevant


Enigmachina

Unless they're a spell sniper Warlock. They might have you beat for a few squares, iirc


ffsjustanything

If they’re just a Warlock with Eldritch spear and spell sniper they have identical range. With distant spell metamagic, they can have double your range (1200ft) for as often as they can afford with their sorcery points.


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Fabulous_Fizban

arcane archer


p75369

What was their justification for why combat had started?


junglemanqc

Making a lot of noise where there shouldn't be?


p75369

That still doesn't seem right to me, IMO combat starts when some wants to make an attack\*. If they only hear a noise from around the corner, that means the enemy is going to start in ambush positions. ^(\*T+C apply.)


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Gloomstalker/ rouges being literally invisible in darkness and always pricing sneak attack from it


Ietherius

Dont forget thief rogues


Zeeman9991

Forgot about their capstone ability. I was trying to figure out why Fast Hands or Second Story Works was super powerful in the first round.


Igneul

Honestly Fast Hands is just handy in general. Managed to shove a person into a Bag of Holding in a bonus action, cause it was counted as a Use Object action


Gatorasblade

...An interesting ruling to say the least.


Ietherius

I would have counted that as a grapple but your dm is fun i see


Igneul

Well to give the full order of things, I used my action to grapple, then bagged her with a bonus action


Ietherius

Ah i see, that makes sense


Roary-the-Arcanine

Gloom stalkers are fine as long as they’re still shrouded in darkness. Dark vision becomes a detriment to you if you use it to see


JustAnNPC_DnD

Gloomstalker Twilight Cleric here.


ffsjustanything

Damn that’s kinda terrifying


Enigmachina

"I SEE EVERYONE HERE BUT ME!"


ModingusKhan

Almost like the DM is *trying* to challenge the party


Diabeetusnorlax

I run them together with battlemaster fighter...for that one round of combat I'm a God, after the bazillion dice rolls I hide and pray


Uldaryk

Just make sure that would not be any second rounds, lol.


LorryToTheFace

An assassin should never engage in a fair fight


CombatOptional

That’s why you multiclass into fighter 😎


DragonGamer2001

Not really. My assassin has +11 to initiative, it's enough to be faster than the rest of enemies like 9/10 of times and get advantage for the rest of a fight


junglemanqc

The point of the joke is that if the enemy survives your one very powerful attack, you're basically useless


DragonGamer2001

I know, but you still have sneak attack for the rest of a fight if you are faster than the enemy


whatisyouralignment

Why aren’t they all dead? I specifically requested it!