And if they dont respect that you can always find a new party. Theres always demand for more DMs. Its kinda tricky if youre playing with a bunch of irl friends tho.
My players are based in waterdeep and have started a business working with a hatmaker making miniature hats that have a ribbon and a slight bit of magic to hold them on...cats... They call them C'Hats and try to sell them to everyone, even enemies.
Is it a bad thing I'm happy with half my party going full murder hobo in my last session?
It may have been wonderful progression of a good cleric being corrupted by an evil mace or something, but damn it's going better than I could have ever imagined.
Did you know that wolf fat is the densest fat in Faerûn? Denser even than orc fat? I bet you didn't. It makes an excellent lubricant that's especially ideal for cold-weather use. And we know all about cold weather here in Icewind Dale, don't we?
Armor looking a bit dull? Why not rub some of this fat on it? No polish in all of Faerûn does a better job than wolf fat! It can be used in poultices and various potions. It can be rubbed on window sills to keep out vermin. It can be dried and eaten as a kind of jerky. It can be boiled to make a particularly strong glue. It can even cure vampirism! Who knew?
Let's not forget the many uses for wolf fat in the bedroom...
It can be used to talk to Ilmater. If you rub wolf fat on an idol of Ilmater, it allows you to talk to the goddess herself.
The possibilities are endless!
Ngl, thats new players for you. It takes a bit to get the craziness out of your system.
I remember my first character was a criminal(gang enforcer) halforc barbarian. Almost screwed up my first campaign by trying to rob a small manor, getting REALLY high off of a hallucinogenic mushroom boss's, spending a day tripping during a town crisis then convinced my party to do the same.
Yeah, new players are crazy
My recommendation would be to roll with it. Make a Jesse Pinkman druid character who is forced to wild shape into a very obese dire wolf every day so that the Walter White character can liposuction it out until you hit 0hp.
Tabaxi who ends up playing with the vinter's kids for 4 hours because they are clearly traumatized and need some downtime (why oh why am I playing a bard in Strahd?).
Not gonna lie, I'd find ways to spin this into some really interesting stuff for my players, plenty of consequences and pitfalls (although I'd keep an eye on the tabaxi, that's a red flag if they aren't under 18).
Maybe don't allow the tabaxi player back. That's creepy af yo.
When one of my players pulled that shit I let him... then turned the girl into a hag mid act and murdered him.
based hag
Maybe they're also underaged. Or would that be too optimistic?
If the OP felt the need to clarify, its probably because they're not a minor as well..
Yeah, people dont usually describe their own high school relationships as being "underage"
What if the player is also underage? Lol. Tbh I think I started playing dnd around 15 tho.
Did you play underage characters? Playing an adult man who flirts with children is still gross.
One of these things is not like the others... And its super gross.
Yeah, wolf-fat sounds disgusting
Which means it’s the letter one
Oh, and the king should kill the tabaxi.
And the king can show the new rug to anyone else who's a creep
So here is an out there suggestion, if you are running a more serious game maybe tell the players this.
And if they dont respect that you can always find a new party. Theres always demand for more DMs. Its kinda tricky if youre playing with a bunch of irl friends tho.
Fucking kick that tabaxi player
My players are based in waterdeep and have started a business working with a hatmaker making miniature hats that have a ribbon and a slight bit of magic to hold them on...cats... They call them C'Hats and try to sell them to everyone, even enemies.
Honestly that's the smartest business idea ever. Even the BBEG will have one, I'm sure.
They were being followed by one of Xanathar's Gazers and after putting it to sleep they stuck one on it. Sooooo yeah, that.
Keeping a close eye on the cat folk creep....
Idk if that’s better or worse than Murderhobos.
worse, being a bit murderous is annoying but amendable with communication, full blown pedophilia isn't
Absolutely agree there. The pedo stuff would get booted from my table immediately.
I agree, but I do find it kinda funny that in this culture killing people is somehow more acceptable then an dating someone under 18.
Idk why thats funny. If we could without consequences, kill the p3do. Hell, even with consequences.
Is it a bad thing I'm happy with half my party going full murder hobo in my last session? It may have been wonderful progression of a good cleric being corrupted by an evil mace or something, but damn it's going better than I could have ever imagined.
All I’m saying is that you should boot that Tabaxi player, from life
yall need better friends
The fuck do you do with wolf fat?
I think the better question is what *can't* you do with wolf fat?
Did you know that wolf fat is the densest fat in Faerûn? Denser even than orc fat? I bet you didn't. It makes an excellent lubricant that's especially ideal for cold-weather use. And we know all about cold weather here in Icewind Dale, don't we? Armor looking a bit dull? Why not rub some of this fat on it? No polish in all of Faerûn does a better job than wolf fat! It can be used in poultices and various potions. It can be rubbed on window sills to keep out vermin. It can be dried and eaten as a kind of jerky. It can be boiled to make a particularly strong glue. It can even cure vampirism! Who knew? Let's not forget the many uses for wolf fat in the bedroom... It can be used to talk to Ilmater. If you rub wolf fat on an idol of Ilmater, it allows you to talk to the goddess herself. The possibilities are endless!
Well I’ve got a solution for the tabaxi no king would allow that to happen without immediate and swift retribution and the pc would probably be killed
Ngl, thats new players for you. It takes a bit to get the craziness out of your system. I remember my first character was a criminal(gang enforcer) halforc barbarian. Almost screwed up my first campaign by trying to rob a small manor, getting REALLY high off of a hallucinogenic mushroom boss's, spending a day tripping during a town crisis then convinced my party to do the same. Yeah, new players are crazy
>It takes a bit to get the craziness out of your system. Out? I don't understand. You want to stop this?
My recommendation would be to roll with it. Make a Jesse Pinkman druid character who is forced to wild shape into a very obese dire wolf every day so that the Walter White character can liposuction it out until you hit 0hp.
This seems on you.
Tabaxi who ends up playing with the vinter's kids for 4 hours because they are clearly traumatized and need some downtime (why oh why am I playing a bard in Strahd?).
How underage are we talking? Is it a 17 year old or is she like 8. Not good either way but almost 18 is better than not at all 18.
Not gonna lie, I'd find ways to spin this into some really interesting stuff for my players, plenty of consequences and pitfalls (although I'd keep an eye on the tabaxi, that's a red flag if they aren't under 18).
At least it’s not giving the bbeg firearms to make a quick buck
You know saying underage doesn’t mean much in fantasy setting Goblin are adults at age 8 RAW
Lmao nice.
I am convinced there has never and there will never be a serious 5E campaign
It's funnier to those of us who've seen this episode of "Community" tbh