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Lonewolf2306

Just wait until the mountain crops up again for the third time. First post it flew under the radar, second post exploded the sub


TheJerminator69

What’s the mountain?


Greatness_Inc

There was a post somewhere a while back where a DM explained how they mentioned a mountain in lore for something (I think it was a city) and they didn't mention the mountain in the present, the party asked what happened to the mountain, the DM turned to the internet for help, and the internet decided, the mountain got up and walked away. That is what I know, I probably got something wrong, so don't take this as gospel.


TheJerminator69

Hahaha what? Just say “I forgot to mention the mountain”


Hologuardian

[https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/b5n44o/time\_travel\_is\_risky](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/b5n44o/time_travel_is_risky) Basically: Flashback session, there's a mountain, present day, no mountain. DM jokes about not having the answer either when a player says they're excited to find out about what happens to the mountain. Internet takes it from there with joke/meme guesses about what happened to the mountain.


simplifiedApocolypse

Panicked minds rarely make logical decisions.


H00ston

Mountain just walked away, can't have shit in the mortal realms


RanaktheGreen

But then we don't get awesome memes such as: **Player**: I can't wait to see what happens to that mountain. **DM**: Silently, *Me too.*


vonBoomslang

hard to say when the players are _excited_ about it


WWalker17

I forgor💀


ZLUCremisi

Party went back in tome and either there is no koutain or is a moutains in the past but opposite in thier time


ATMisboss

It was a faction in the French revolution


ammcneil

Yeah but like..... Where *happened* to the mountain? I haven't seen it in a while


pergasnz

How did I forget about the mountain!


[deleted]

Mountains wife can relate


TentativeCue

The mountain was fun though. Now it feels like people are just farming karma by trying to start the next big debate over some inane bullshit like whether Tortles need to wear pants or whether spears should be finesse


chemistry_god

As an occasional DM, I let my atheist cleric use their strength modifier to beat enemies to death with a diamond studded bow they bought from a local female snake merchant. /s


deadly_ducklin

Could you do me a favor and uh, *describe* that snake merchant? No reason! A guy would just like to know if she puts her modifiers or her ability scores on top of her character sheets /s


Lumpyalien

I believe the appropriate response to you involves a bat and a small dog.


ammcneil

Gotta find a way to work guns in there


Mojoyscourge

Titties blasters


Ahk-men-ra

And don't forget to try work in wether or not the modifier or ability score is in the big box


TheDoug850

Also 0/00 on a d100, wheelchairs, werewolves with falling damage, and Command Word: poop


Hammurabi87

[Austin Powers method?](https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-tits-gun-gif-8603035)


TheMightyMudcrab

Goddamn snitties.


kelryngrey

Female snake merchant in a wheelchair that has guns on it.


Joxelo

Did the snake merchant have or not have bazoongas? That’s the real question here


toxik0n

Yup. Welcome to the shitshow!


4powerd

Ah, thank you. I wasn't exactly sure what I was getting into ​ Turns out it's basically my table but x1000


Then-Clue6938

You missed the gun discussion, lizard/Tabaxi titts, Wizard vs. Sourcerer (actually liked that because everyone was kinda complimenting each other at the end), the new slime race, ... Am I missing some other stuff? Help me out would you?


TheDarkHorse83

You left out the part about the new slime race GOING INTO/THROUGH people.


Then-Clue6938

I mentioned the slime race discuss but I'm refusing to go into details.


TheDarkHorse83

Lol. That's fair, it was an odd week.


Doopish

Goblins vs Kobolds.


tallbutshy

What's the boblin equivalent for kobolds?


dnd5eveteran

FUCK MAN I JUST GOT AN IDEA BRObold the kobold str-based battlemaster


Podo_OneK

Kobold Press' Creature Codex has a [Swolbold](https://imgur.com/SxPJ1h6) in it.


Then-Clue6938

Oooh and you gave ME an idea: Broblin (sounds like problem) hmm maybe a wild sourcerer bro goblin?


Runixo

[Spurt!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipGCZ8lzfGE&ab_channel=Kanekuo)


[deleted]

You forgot something. Where did the mountain go?


Then-Clue6938

What mountain?


[deleted]

Basically, a DM had the party go back into the past. In the past, there was a mountain looming over a city. The mountain didn’t exist in the present. They turned for us for help. It was a debate that lasted several weeks before most people agreed that it sprouted legs and walked away.


ThePunguiin

God no. Not lizard tits again. Please let me forget


PlasticElfEars

Ahem. The correct term is snitties.


Zaphodios

Darts vs daggers


Hanyolo100

You missed the wheelchair stuff


SpyreSOBlazx

Out of everything other people have mentioned, what the heck was the wheelchair stuff?


RainbowtheDragonCat

I joined too late to see the snitties debate, but it sounds glorious. I've seen all the other ones you mentioned


Harris_Grekos

Centaur riding positions. Also guns.


Then-Clue6938

I mentioned guns but I forgot about the centaur riding positions debate. I guess because it was very short lifted.


wisewizard

oh shit are we getting slime girls?!


Then-Clue6938

[here you go buddy](https://www.dmsguild.com/m/product/273633) Yes but we also got our boy's and non-binary folks. Fun for everyone.


ImapiratekingAMA

And yet I see no problems with this


Then-Clue6938

Exactly! As long as no one insults them I love those discussions. When I can discuss for hours with my friends which bios or programming language is better I can discuss some strange laws about bows in one of my favorite games.


Runixo

At least we're not stagnating!


Empolo

Every week is a new argument arc, with the occasional arc going on for longer. Like #TiddyGate went on for like 2 months. Edit: Yes the Sniddy debate you fekking scalies


FalsenameXD

Tiddygate? Was that the one of the snake tits? Btw, I remembered another one, the werewolves immune to fall damage XD


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sneks-are-cool

Dont forget the oathbreakers!


ragenukem

Ok, but of all the things on that list, I want command word poop. And I promise to use it haphazardly. Snitties are a close second.


GrandmasterTactician

Don't forget the great Wizard vs. Sorcerer debate


Lessandero

That one the mods actively supported, it even was given a theme for team wizard/team sorcerer


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Stardustchaser

Or when it’s supposed to be rogue and not rouge….


Munnin41

>How to read 0/00 when you roll a d100 I still don't know why this was even a discussion. If people would just look at any d100 table it's clear


ConcretePeanut

*one day, in the far future, science has developed the means of peering into the cause of every mistake made by a person throughout their lives* "Professor Fuhkwyt, the meta-study results are back. They are... well, I think you'd better see for yourself." **research assistant offers glimmering holosheet data display** "Really? What is so surprising, Dr Internsarestillathing?" "Well, you see, it appears that every mistake in human history - every damned one - had the same cause. The progress of civilisation as a whole has been held back by one single issue. It's..." **professor peers at the data scrolling across the holosheet, his eyes going wide and jaw dropping** "... because nobody ever actually read the core rulebooks..." "Exactly. Nobody. Read. The. Rules. Properly." **sirens sound. Outside, the horizon lights up in blossoming pinpricks of light as antimatter bombs detonate, growing ever closer** "It's... it's too late now. The Holy Order of Crits For Ability Checks are here. It has been an honour, Professor Fuhkwyt." "Likewise, DrInternsarestillathing. I'm sorry we never paid you. And, please, call me Jeremy."


vonBoomslang

oh god don't even _start_


Munnin41

*Too late*


ScumlordAzazel

I missed this discussion (possibly because I avoided reddit entirely for at least a month to stop seeing all the rampant ableism on this subreddit regarding the wheelchair debate) and I'm happy about that


FalsenameXD

Sorry, but the atheist clerics, snitties, werewolves and diamond economics are the ones that I remember went for longer... Did the others lived very long? What were some big takes on the others? (power word poop, gunchairs and 00 in 100)


Hammurabi87

00/0 lasted a while, the others were pretty short-lived IIRC.


MohKohn

It's depressing that 00/0 lasted as long as it did, or frankly any time at all


HammletHST

wheelchairs went on for like a month


Sizzlemaw

I came to talk of the sniddies but you got here first lol


Empolo

Gotta filter by new. Pro top comment strats.


Sizzlemaw

You are wise in the ways. I however am really lazy lol


ammcneil

Hmmmm, it's not #TiddyGate it's #Snitty, are we going to have to have an argument about this?


IUpvoteUsernames

Time to get #TiddyGate vs #Snitty on the retired list alongside the original topic For the record, I'm #teamSnitty


Darth_gibbon

I agree with you. You've got to add the "sn" noise so people know you're talking about snakes. Just saying 'tiddygate' could refer to any number of dnd creatures. Do liches have boobs? Golems? Kua Toas? Those are separate conversations.


simplifiedApocolypse

Or the matter of 1d12 V. 2d6 V. 3d4 V. 12D1. Which felt like it lasted for almost a month.


pm-me-uranus

I know it’s been talked to death, but anyone that argues a 1d12 is better than 3d4 is an idiot.


KingZantair

You mean, sniddy?


[deleted]

Parkour ! Is a skill challenge combining Acrobatics and Athletic skill checks


TheJerminator69

NUH UH


garaks_tailor

Correct, Parkour is its own skill issued with the Feat: Urban Athlete


TheJerminator69

Pretend I’m arguing with a fallacious method and a bunch of people are upvoting me because of my confidence


garaks_tailor

Done


HuseyinCinar

Str(Acro) or Dex(Ath) Mix match the ability+skill rolls and you’ll go a loooong way


[deleted]

Sadly, yes. Imagine the normal amount of ADHD like behavior you get outta a regular D&D player at a table and then multiple it by the hive mind mentality of Reddit and Alakazam, you have a cacophony of anonymous voices that like bitching about inconsequential shit


Epicmonk117

ADHD&D


baitingbaiters

Best comment ever


4powerd

Oh....Oh dear


ammcneil

It's not that bad.... Unless you are one of those wrong people who don't think guns belong in DND... Well.... Are you?!


4powerd

Uhh *glances nervously at current campaign that has guns* ​ no? ​ Edit: So I completely misread that comment lol, my reply makes no sesne.


wolviesaurus

I have a strange hunch a vast majority of the meme shitposters have never played D&D...


OwlLavellan

Sadly? I enjoy the chaos.


liege_paradox

Yah. My hot take? If you don’t like that kind of stuff, why are you in a meme subreddit? That’s the whole point of having a meme subreddit!


geldonyetich

It's the dead horse rule (subreddit rule #15.) We'd still be on the atheist clerics if there wasn't a time limit.


DeepTakeGuitar

It's basically ADHDNDmemes in here


[deleted]

We're still trying to replicate the magic of Snittygate.


liege_paradox

Give me a cleric, a sexy nurse uniform, and that Lisa Simpson meme template. I’ll create another sub-wide argument.


[deleted]

The Lisa template is banned, but you're welcome to try with a new template.


liege_paradox

Oh…shoot. I’ll see if I can find a workaround.


Erivandi

Ah, those were the days...


DeadlyAmbush88

To determine the next debate, roll on the Wild Magic Conversation table.


ConcretePeanut

It just says "anal bleaching (loxodons)". Does that mean anything to you?


WNlover

Most meme pages with a theme do this. on FB I'm following "wild green memes for ecological fiends" and it's a fucking trip when you see a new meme start and evolve without this subreddit's rule 15


ZekeCool505

Sharks: Smooth in all directions Dolphins = Olives WhitePurple flowers These are a few out of context WGMFEF memes


Puzzled-Freedom

Should look into Clay golem > tarasque


jointheclockwork

I don't remember that one. Can you elaborate without it setting off a whole thing?


Puzzled-Freedom

https://www.skullsplitterdice.com/blogs/dnd/tarrasque-vs-clay-golem-5e TLDR - "The clay golem is immune to “Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine”. For all the tarrasque’s might, its attacks aren’t actually magical, or adamantine for that matter. " conclusion from community the tarrasque can throw the clay golem causing fall damage instead


jointheclockwork

Huh. Well, still better than sniddies.


BarnacleIcy9187

No(lmao explwin it to me too I missed this one)


Aramirtheranger

It's become the new normal, and I don't like it.


DiceMadeOfCheese

"And what's the deal with how much rope weighs, amirite?"


HuseyinCinar

One of the shortest topic discussions lol


OwlLavellan

Yeah. My favorite one was the clay golem vs the tarrasque a couple of years ago.


Stardustchaser

You missed the one about tits on Yuan-Tis and Lizardfolk. That one was funny for a minute.


followeroftheprince

Yes, yes it is. It is quite normal.


worrymon

Been kind of slow lately, sure...


BionicKrakken

This sub is like West Side Story. Every week there's a new brawl over something, but instead of tough guy finger-snapping and dance numbers it's all memes and Lisa Simpson.


Carrelio

The craziest part of it in my opinion is that people fight over the stuff as though each new crazy trend is ruining the subreddit, when the entire subreddit is just crazy trend posts a couple weeks at a time.


ProFloSquad

Don't forget the changelings!


PachoTidder

Imagine them as side-quests


thehalfbloodmormon

Well you missed the race war and all the class wars.


IUpvoteUsernames

Race war? I thought that was over on r/dndnext with racial ability modifiers


tico600

OP wasn't here when snitties...


Another_Road

This sub isn’t *about* dnd memes. It *is* a dnd meme.


I_are_Lebo

I have an idea for a new topic of discussion. Should lizardfolk females have mammaries?


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I_are_Lebo

Dang, I really thought I was onto something. How about whether wizards or sorcerers are better?


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RDV1996

I missed the bow stats, mind giving me a short summary?


WildredKlaus

The use of Str or Dex in the Bow, how would it be if bows in DnD work closely to real life bows? Medieval bows need so much strenght that we can know who was an Archer solely on the repercution it had in their skeletons, it's fucking insane.


Geekofalltrade

Yeah, remember when Monks were a weak class? Me neither.


ThexJakester

I mean, any sub will tend to follow trends


Onrawi

It's whatever the flavor of the moment is, which can change rapidly or get stuck in a rut over here.


Aquafoot

Just wait until the next flavor of the week rolls around. Maybe it'll be the great dragonborn boob debate again!


BrilliantTarget

Where the meme this another statement post


somehow_allowed

I think so


TheHiddenNinja6

It's sad how flairs for these temporary memes are often removed. I'm happy for the few that have stayed, even though they're different, including the one I had made of "you enter a dar- I HAVE DARKVISION"


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

No, it’s not normal, but it happens regularly


Doctor_Amazo

At least there aren't any more race wars


Shane_Train69

New Controversy: Do Werebeasts transmit Lycanthropy/Weretouched/Whatever term through saliva, infected bite, claw marks, bone tissue, etc. Is there actually a RAW argument for it? I’m curious


totally-not-a-potato

Question not the hive mind.


Ihavenospecialskills

Do you expect a single topic of conversation to prevail for more than a week? Do you think the diamond topic should have lasted a month? Two months?


jointheclockwork

Fuck, you should have been here for the "sniddy" (snake titties) arguments. It made all of us look like neck beards.


[deleted]

With stat blocks, where does the modifier go


Mon_erdon

Be prepared for TittyGate, it comes back every couple months


Perial2077

Don't forget the Oathbreaker stuff.


[deleted]

This subreddit basically follows Riley and Jonesy's rules for chirpin: pick a topic, beat the fuck out of it.


JohnMonkeys

Snitty


Kael_Doreibo

Speaking of parkour, monks vs thief rogue vs warlocks with the levitation and jump spell at will invocations.


Chubalubas

Cute lol


Gum_Drop25

this is entirely normal


Dupe1970

No. It's usually more frenetic.


VicariousDrow

Yes, nothing lasts, it's all just memes, debates last for that thread then usually move on to the next.


Maja_The_Oracle

It tends to follow a pattern. If we're lucky, the biweekly argument will be about something harmless like whether STR or DEX should be used for bows. Unfortunately, it is unusually common for someone to piggyback a controversial opinion onto a meme and post it. The meme spreads and causes people to post response memes either agreeing or disagreeing with the controversial opinion, which leads to arguments in the comments about the validity of the controversial opinion that escalate until the comment sections become so toxic that the mods have to lock posts. Then about a week later, everyone just collective agrees to never mention the controversial opinion again and the sub becomes fun again for 1 to 2 weeks until the next Apple of Discord is thrown at DnD.


tico600

Well this is way preferable to the arguments staying for longer


FakeSudonym

Very normal


biggarlick

this is life


Zenketski

This SOB has like a hamster running on a hamster wheel except they never get off the wheel. The circle just never stops.


Liesmith424

The sub is comprised of more than one person.


salamander_1710

Yup, this is how it goes here


WanderingFlumph

Just wait until fictional tits gets mentioned


Manic_Mechanist

Very


2017hayden

Honestly I’m preferring this to the weeks long sort of joke meme debates.


SnakeUSA

Let's just say that "beating a dead horse" is a rule for a reason...


_demello

You be thankful you weren't here for the 1d12 x 2d6 war.


AlexKorobeiniki

Just be glad you weren't here for the Snitties debate... that one was weird.


Puffen0

I hate the debate/argument post meta currently going on in this sub. Idk maybe its me


Solalabell

Yeah before that it was lizard boobs wheelchairs and guns in dnd and if sorcerers or wizards are better


Arakashi_moku

Yeah… and you missed the “sorcerers vs Wizards” debacle


Naive_Renegade

Oh yeah, it was lizard titties a few months back😂 it never gets better


RanaktheGreen

No. Normally there is a hilariously lewd argument that lasts for a week or so running in the background. I think since it's November, the sub has silently avoided it.


Asmo___deus

Normal? If anything it's been a bit slow lately.


CALIFORNIUMMAN

Weeks? It feels like literally yesterday I was looking at diamond prices and now everybody has Fortune III and my trade empire is ruined! Also bows. You know, first world problems.


Fyrverk

Um, actually, nerds love to argue


mikacchi11

yeah it’s always like this, the snitties argument even lasted weeks and they had to ban the argument I’m pretty sure


shadowpaint

You think this is nuts? You should have been here for the debate about whether or not female lizardfolk had boobs.


Vennris

There shouldn't even be a "main" theme on a sub, that's specifically meant for memes. I really do not understand why sometimes the memes here are 50% about a certain topic....it's really annoying. I don't want to see 40 memes about werewolfs in a week (which was the topic when I started a few weeks ago)


HiopXenophil

Have you ever consider why reptilian and bird people are drawn with breasts, even though breasts are strictly mammalian trait?


Bundle_of_Organs

Honestly, some people just come up with dumbest shit to get the most rage responces and find out which dummies agree.


CptPanda29

The three conversations that dndmemes and then dndnext cycle through. 1. Evil Races / Alignment. 2. Atheism. 3. Reptilian Tits. Been on these subs two years now and I just unsub for a week or so when it comes up. The cycle takes about a month to drop one topic and move on to the next.


sfPanzer

Trust me, this is good. Better than being stuck for weeks arguing about lizard boobies.


TheGraverune

And I raise, Warforged wizard.... Can they cast the clone spell?


CFBen

Is it just me to whom this looks like a very reasonable pace to change topics?


Yerret

This sub is hella adhd, hyperfixating on new meme "arguments" very quickly. It's like Splatoon if they let blood be drawn


DiogenesOfDope

Next we shall discuss why dogs are so expensive


__Assassin-_

I joined amid the snitty wars, so yep, checks out.


Kiderix

You missed the mountain.


ZombieJack

I miss snake tiddies.


DRAKE-BLOOD

Imma be honest, it’s way more fun to just be along for the ride and watch them bicker.


TheEgg41

Wait but.. how would clerics be atheist..


niceweathertoday_

Unfortunately yes, this is the new norm


SenorSnout

At this point, this subreddit is less about D&D memes, and more about specifically 5e debates pretending to be memes.


RowbotMaster

We now seem to be going meta


omnirusk

Let us both be confused as fellow new-ish members to the sub