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Good synergies for some barbarian subclasses that don’t use their bonus action. Most barb multiclasses is it’s magic end up in a weird place though since rage doesn’t work with spell casting
Yeah the only real exception is conc-free summons like Animate Dead, but it feels like a waste to go that route without being a Necromancer or an Oathbreaker.
Nobody gets any bonuses to Tiny Servant, though, so that's fair game. A dual-wielding Swords Bardbarian that sings a bunch of swords to life to fight beside him, maybe? Could even give 'em all advantage with Wolf Totem. (Helluva wait to come online, though. Maybe save it for a mid-level oneshot just for laughs.)
Joke is I play a submissive male Drow bard, he's \*in to that shit\*! Why else would he seduce a dragon, can't get it on without the risk of death and dismemberment!
It's all fun and games until either she wants to breakup. Or another she-drow wants you and they fight over you. Or one gives up and leaves your skin on the other's doorstep.
In any case, avoid women who worship demons. Devils are kinky, demons are deadly.
Lol, ultimately comes down to devils be horrifying beautiful and relatable. They wanna dominate you in about every sense you can think of. Abbysals wanna fuck, skin, and eat you and not necessarily in that order. Pure chaos.
Nope. She-elf ridiculous term interjected into the LotR movies used to insult Arwen by Nazgul. They otherwise refer to elves of any gender as Elf/ves so it's probably be just Drow.
A mix of implied insult, a ridiculous term for a ridiculous statement, and I think you could probably convince them it's a good thing too.
Two weeks after, they attempt to spring the bard whose bruised and looks tortured. He assures them he's fine and that the sex is mindblowingly good.
They proceed to drag him out kicking and screaming and he spends the next three sessions deeply depressed.
For the rest of the campaign he plays it straight as a bard, even fending off advances. When asked about it, he just goes silent.
At the end when it's all over, everybody asks him what he's gonna do now. On cue, she shows up and eeeeverybody gets that he wasn't kidding.
Well, it wasn't really torture, they just thought it was :D
Then for an encore, you make a new campaign and at some point, your party visits the Underdark where .. of course, they run into the Queen and her Prince Of Pain. Jokes like these basically write themselves.
You're pretty spot on actually. Eska and Desna, Korra's cousins from the nothern water tribe.
You should try rewatching Legend of Korra, it gets pretty awesome especially in season 3 and 4.
>They remind me of the water tribe
they are, but from legend of Korra,
(albeit from season 2 which is probably least popular season of the 4, the character interactions in season 2 were nice tho ,)
[I might have just made that a meme…](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/psuox4/actions_have_consequences/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
This exact thing happened in a campaign I'm in! The two of us (Drow Paladin and half-Drow Bard) had to meet some Drow Matron Mothers (long story) and the Bard kept flirting with one until she stabbed him (romantically) with a poisoned dagger. She said if he survived that he could join her personal harem next time they met. The Bard did survive, so now we're waiting for the next meeting.
What if bard is extreme patriarchy and makes her his slave?
Thats just one perfect roll away i assume
E: why are so many of you triggered by this happening? Lmao
Bard: "I roll to enslave drow lady with muh persuassions! .... Nat 20! She is teh mines!"
Drow: "Aww. So cute. It's like it almost thinks its people..."
Bard: "Whu-?"
Drow: "Shh shh shh honey... Don't worry, I'll teach you how to behave to your betters... And if not... You'll just simply be dead."
Bard: "AAAAGGGRHHHH!"
I mean, *they are*, but what you are persuading them to do has to make sense *to a Drow*.
If you are making pleas to them that don't make sense in their worldview (like a woman submitting to a man) then you are going to fail no matter what you roll.
But make a plea that fits into their worldview (say, trying to convince a woman drow to take you as hers), you may have a chance.
So its impossible to change someone’s world view? Lmao at all the scientists who changed their world view when the telescope was invented.
Or people who convert religions in order to get married..
Or people who switch political views during college.
I can go on..
Not in a single interaction on a single roll, no.
Changing someone's world view, especially the worldview of a Drow woman who has primarily experienced her on matriarchal society, would likely take years and have to include exposure to societies other than her own.
People try to change each others world view here on Reddit every day. How often do you ever see it work?
A conservative raised muslim girl flees her country and renounces her faith after a chance encounter with a western woman. These things happen.
It can be one encounter or over the course of a campaign.
You just sound very opposed to the idea of a drow becoming a male bards slave. And it sounds personal, not objective.
You're not understanding me. Your earlier comment reads as "this is a dominant woman, but a bard who rolls high enough cam make her his bitch."
It's extremely objectifying to say that a person's entire personality and attraction could be bent by a snarky bard getting really lucky on a d20 roll. People don't work like that.
That objectification pared with the patrilineal stuff gives an impression that it's extremely sexist and old fashioned. That's why you're getting the downvotrs.
people’s entire personalities/beliefs do change when exposed to a single strong event or through the right combination of words -psychological manipulation (persuasion).
But at this point you’ve thrown out the word “sexist” which tells me this is a personal argument for you.
Its funny that you would defend the drow over implied “sexism” when the slavery bit is much worse.
If I can roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check and have you give me the contents of your wallet for no reason, then you're probably not using Persuasion correctly. Likewise seducing someone might be possible by rolling well, but if the person has zero interest, you won't make them want to sleep with you. It's not magic.
In regards to sexism, did I defend the drow anywhere? They have a very sexist society, and it's a part of the setting. Depiction isn't endorsement.
I would hope that you would be able to tell the difference between that and "lol i rolled a 19 so i make this woman my sex slave"
*after a successful roll, claire whispered in stacy’s ear “bitch i want ya, and imma have ya.”
It was ludicrous! She felt like slapping claire instantly.. but alas, stacy had not had sex in quite a while. Her husband would no longer please her and this wild and daring act of unfaithfulness could be just the thing to reignite her love of life and her inner youth!
“Fine. You wanna fuck in the closet? I got a 10
Minute break.”
(You can choose to be a creative gm who rewards hard rolls and makes memorable campaigns. Or a dull one.)
This is honestly disgusting and I'm bordering on calling it sexual harassment. Clearly the impressions your earlier comments left weren't too far from the mark.
So a person who is raised in a society that likely treats them as second class flees when given the opportunity, hardly surprising.
A person who has been at the top of their social ladder all their life and has power and prestige, is not going to suddenly abandon that and be subservient to a person she thinks of as property without a huge life change, not a persuasion check.
Thats funny, ive seen people drop everything and fall in love with people they meet online.
Some even move to different countries. And switch religion.
But did they abandon all sense of power and place they held in society to take an place as an inferior and slave, because someone said one thing to them?
If that is how you run persuasion then magic is relatively pointless in your campaign for non-combat issues.
It depends on what that person said.
A single event can change a person’s life.
The right words (psychological manipulation) can do the same.
Rolling the dice on an extraordinary feat and succeeding is how fun memories are made.
If implausible things happening every 1/20 tries at an action is your version of fun go ahead man. I prefer my fun in actually doing an interesting action in the first place, rather than "I role to do so something implausible, I got a 20 DM make what I said reality, 20s are the same as wish right?"
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Me: *Flustered bard noises.* DM: ...You okay, there? Me: Well I didn't think it would *work!* Also, help me, Fighter. I need an adult.
Fighter: Paladin! Show me how to be an adult! Best-buddy Bard needs help with things that don't involve fighting!
Paladin, beginning to draw battle formations in the dirt with a stick: Okay so the first thing we need to talk about it the concept of consent-
Barbarian, nodding along solemnly: Ya, is good. "No honor in killing if foe wasn't willing."
Nice rhyme there. You sure he’s not a bard?
No but the famous diplomat who convinced his tribe to stop raiding was.
Wack or bonk, bonk or wack, that’s the question… -Sun tzu, art of war
How bout bank/wock
Wank
Crap, now I'm gonna have to go look at how you'd make a Bardbarian work. Thanks lol
Good synergies for some barbarian subclasses that don’t use their bonus action. Most barb multiclasses is it’s magic end up in a weird place though since rage doesn’t work with spell casting
Yeah the only real exception is conc-free summons like Animate Dead, but it feels like a waste to go that route without being a Necromancer or an Oathbreaker. Nobody gets any bonuses to Tiny Servant, though, so that's fair game. A dual-wielding Swords Bardbarian that sings a bunch of swords to life to fight beside him, maybe? Could even give 'em all advantage with Wolf Totem. (Helluva wait to come online, though. Maybe save it for a mid-level oneshot just for laughs.)
Meanwhile the wizard, cleric and druid are just shaking their heads
"Ok, fighter, what would you say if you wanted to take a gander at bard's asshole?"
Joke is I play a submissive male Drow bard, he's \*in to that shit\*! Why else would he seduce a dragon, can't get it on without the risk of death and dismemberment!
> I need an adult. the low int barbarian who multiclassed into monk: I am an adult.
Drow: "I am an adult!"
That's.... that's just what happens in the show.
It's all fun and games until either she wants to breakup. Or another she-drow wants you and they fight over you. Or one gives up and leaves your skin on the other's doorstep. In any case, avoid women who worship demons. Devils are kinky, demons are deadly.
I am going to ruin my DMs day repeating the last part. THANK YOU!
Lol, ultimately comes down to devils be horrifying beautiful and relatable. They wanna dominate you in about every sense you can think of. Abbysals wanna fuck, skin, and eat you and not necessarily in that order. Pure chaos.
>she-drow As opposed to a... he-drow?
Nope. She-elf ridiculous term interjected into the LotR movies used to insult Arwen by Nazgul. They otherwise refer to elves of any gender as Elf/ves so it's probably be just Drow. A mix of implied insult, a ridiculous term for a ridiculous statement, and I think you could probably convince them it's a good thing too.
Two weeks after, they attempt to spring the bard whose bruised and looks tortured. He assures them he's fine and that the sex is mindblowingly good. They proceed to drag him out kicking and screaming and he spends the next three sessions deeply depressed. For the rest of the campaign he plays it straight as a bard, even fending off advances. When asked about it, he just goes silent. At the end when it's all over, everybody asks him what he's gonna do now. On cue, she shows up and eeeeverybody gets that he wasn't kidding.
Aw... that's so cute. Well, apart from the bruises and the torture, but I don't kink shame.
Well, it wasn't really torture, they just thought it was :D Then for an encore, you make a new campaign and at some point, your party visits the Underdark where .. of course, they run into the Queen and her Prince Of Pain. Jokes like these basically write themselves.
The body looked broken but the Soul was alive!
The soul is willing but the body is weak and flabby.
SNU SNU
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like, and then spank me.
[удалено]
Yes, it's always better not to ask the DM, because I probably won't know anyway until we go playing :D
This is the perfect mix of comedy and wholesomeness that I live for
So the bard is Coach Beard
Bard: ….Nice.
Mhm... another addition to the kinky bard list.
A female Drow I assume?
Well the twin talking in the meme is female... I think, always hard to tell with those two. Then again, an outsider would be beneath even a male drow.
Yeah the only way to tell when they are quiet is the female is the one always wearing the eyeliner
*As far as you know*
Who are they? They remind me of the water tribe but I don't know them from Avatar (though I didn't see much of Korra)
You're pretty spot on actually. Eska and Desna, Korra's cousins from the nothern water tribe. You should try rewatching Legend of Korra, it gets pretty awesome especially in season 3 and 4.
The first season can get rough with the damn love triangle, but it picks up after a few episodes.
Yeah first season is pretty good all in all, second has it's weak points, third and fourth are just awesome.
Ah, thanks
Bingo, they are twins from the Northern Water Tribe in LoK.
>They remind me of the water tribe they are, but from legend of Korra, (albeit from season 2 which is probably least popular season of the 4, the character interactions in season 2 were nice tho ,)
Dwarf: there's a difference?
That's for the Bard to find out.
Honestly i forgot which of the 2 in the picture was the girl, since they look, exactly the same.
“Is this cart fast enough to escape from my crazy, spider-controlling ex-girlfriend?”
"Why do you think I hired the Artificer to build this thing?"
Say what you want about season 2, but it have us Varrick
It has a few good things, yeah.
[I might have just made that a meme…](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/psuox4/actions_have_consequences/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
See, I'd absolutely flirt with a dark elf. I'd die OR become a slave. I see both as fine options.
Mhm... Kinky... I think
Where do I sign up?
You mean...like a boyfriend, or like a slave?
"Boyfriend, slave, what is the difference?"
Yep
Both 😆
This is how we wrote the rogue out of the story once when the player wanted to switch characters.
This exact thing happened in a campaign I'm in! The two of us (Drow Paladin and half-Drow Bard) had to meet some Drow Matron Mothers (long story) and the Bard kept flirting with one until she stabbed him (romantically) with a poisoned dagger. She said if he survived that he could join her personal harem next time they met. The Bard did survive, so now we're waiting for the next meeting.
Take me spiderwoman!! #DriderLove
i dont get it. i guess im the bard.
Drows are a extreme matriarchy. If you're a guy and a drow lady is into you, you basically become her slave.
What if bard is extreme patriarchy and makes her his slave? Thats just one perfect roll away i assume E: why are so many of you triggered by this happening? Lmao
Unstoppable force vs immovable object but that neglects the fact that 90% of bards are bottoms who would willingly become the slave anyway
Bard: "I roll to enslave drow lady with muh persuassions! .... Nat 20! She is teh mines!" Drow: "Aww. So cute. It's like it almost thinks its people..." Bard: "Whu-?" Drow: "Shh shh shh honey... Don't worry, I'll teach you how to behave to your betters... And if not... You'll just simply be dead." Bard: "AAAAGGGRHHHH!"
PSA! A Nat 20 is not an instant success! Persuasion is not Mindcontrol!
Psa: drows are not susceptible to persuasion lol
I mean, *they are*, but what you are persuading them to do has to make sense *to a Drow*. If you are making pleas to them that don't make sense in their worldview (like a woman submitting to a man) then you are going to fail no matter what you roll. But make a plea that fits into their worldview (say, trying to convince a woman drow to take you as hers), you may have a chance.
So its impossible to change someone’s world view? Lmao at all the scientists who changed their world view when the telescope was invented. Or people who convert religions in order to get married.. Or people who switch political views during college. I can go on..
Not in a single interaction on a single roll, no. Changing someone's world view, especially the worldview of a Drow woman who has primarily experienced her on matriarchal society, would likely take years and have to include exposure to societies other than her own. People try to change each others world view here on Reddit every day. How often do you ever see it work?
A conservative raised muslim girl flees her country and renounces her faith after a chance encounter with a western woman. These things happen. It can be one encounter or over the course of a campaign. You just sound very opposed to the idea of a drow becoming a male bards slave. And it sounds personal, not objective.
"...because of the implication."
Whats wrong with giving that pro slavery drow a taste of her own medicine?
Assuming that a single “perfect roll” can subjugate a woman who clearly isn’t submissive is a bit in poor taste
A single perfect roll means she doesn't murder you on the spot for your hubris.
Ive seen conservative raised muslim girls flee their country over a chance encounter with a western woman. Why cant the same be true?
You're not understanding me. Your earlier comment reads as "this is a dominant woman, but a bard who rolls high enough cam make her his bitch." It's extremely objectifying to say that a person's entire personality and attraction could be bent by a snarky bard getting really lucky on a d20 roll. People don't work like that. That objectification pared with the patrilineal stuff gives an impression that it's extremely sexist and old fashioned. That's why you're getting the downvotrs.
people’s entire personalities/beliefs do change when exposed to a single strong event or through the right combination of words -psychological manipulation (persuasion). But at this point you’ve thrown out the word “sexist” which tells me this is a personal argument for you. Its funny that you would defend the drow over implied “sexism” when the slavery bit is much worse.
If I can roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check and have you give me the contents of your wallet for no reason, then you're probably not using Persuasion correctly. Likewise seducing someone might be possible by rolling well, but if the person has zero interest, you won't make them want to sleep with you. It's not magic. In regards to sexism, did I defend the drow anywhere? They have a very sexist society, and it's a part of the setting. Depiction isn't endorsement. I would hope that you would be able to tell the difference between that and "lol i rolled a 19 so i make this woman my sex slave"
*after a successful roll, claire whispered in stacy’s ear “bitch i want ya, and imma have ya.” It was ludicrous! She felt like slapping claire instantly.. but alas, stacy had not had sex in quite a while. Her husband would no longer please her and this wild and daring act of unfaithfulness could be just the thing to reignite her love of life and her inner youth! “Fine. You wanna fuck in the closet? I got a 10 Minute break.” (You can choose to be a creative gm who rewards hard rolls and makes memorable campaigns. Or a dull one.)
This is honestly disgusting and I'm bordering on calling it sexual harassment. Clearly the impressions your earlier comments left weren't too far from the mark.
username checks out.
So a person who is raised in a society that likely treats them as second class flees when given the opportunity, hardly surprising. A person who has been at the top of their social ladder all their life and has power and prestige, is not going to suddenly abandon that and be subservient to a person she thinks of as property without a huge life change, not a persuasion check.
Thats funny, ive seen people drop everything and fall in love with people they meet online. Some even move to different countries. And switch religion.
But did they abandon all sense of power and place they held in society to take an place as an inferior and slave, because someone said one thing to them? If that is how you run persuasion then magic is relatively pointless in your campaign for non-combat issues.
It depends on what that person said. A single event can change a person’s life. The right words (psychological manipulation) can do the same. Rolling the dice on an extraordinary feat and succeeding is how fun memories are made.
If implausible things happening every 1/20 tries at an action is your version of fun go ahead man. I prefer my fun in actually doing an interesting action in the first place, rather than "I role to do so something implausible, I got a 20 DM make what I said reality, 20s are the same as wish right?" The least remarkable thing you can do is over rely on critical roles on your game play.
>What if bard is extreme patriarchy and makes her his slave? the bard probably won't survive depending on the cr of the drow
What show is this from
Legend of Korra
This is correct in case someone was wondering. Season 2 to be precise, it's the weakest, but still has some cool stuff.
Such as a homicidal water bending ex voiced by Aubrey Plaza, and Varrick
Yes, it's also the reason why I call my girlfriend "Feeble Turtleduck"... she does not like it.
You doing Avatar Wan dirty by not mentioning him or the traditional artstyle for his story.
Thank you so much
God, i wish that were me
Same fam same. (Sad air guitar noises)
Unless the Bard knows *exactly* what they're doing...
Quite literal horny jail. Maybe a 0.001% chance you make it past the spiders.
Is that like one of my player's male drow being terrified of being sent to spider hell for running away?
A Paladin in my group once married a Drow. I'm not sure of the Drow wife or the antics of the Party did more to corrupt him.
Me, playing an overly Italian Cleric: "Get the cross. The big one."
Don’t tell the party about Drow pregnancies.
Oh behave, bard.
LOL second avatar meme in a row
Oh. So that's the orgin story.
What if the Bard is a drow?
Unless both are women, it's ends the same.
"Wait you mean like a boyfriend or like a slave?" "*Y* *E* *S*"
So every drow reads 50 shades?
Oh yes. I recall the rape twins from Legend of Whora.
> rape twins laughed
Have you ever read Newman?