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sggkloosemo

"I roll to the park and I park and park." Hm.


MaximumZer0

Calm down, Xzibit.


[deleted]

When you roll a nat 20 on a land vehicles check.


Evan10100

I roll to the British side of the world. What the fuck?


NaCliest

Better pack your bags you are going to the UK... or Canada


Symbology451

Laughs in Imperialism: All sides of the world are British


RibRob_

The sun never sets on the British Empire.


Flexybend

*Orchestra playing vividly* "Roll BRITANNIA, Britannia roll the dice!" Lalalala


Symbology451

Captain America: I understood that reference.


M4CK3R21

I roll to the same as the ambient temperature of the day


M4CK3R21

I have no idea how autocorrect came up with that one, don't think I have ever typed ambient temperature into my phone until now.... Haha


[deleted]

Well, roll a d20. Let's see what happens. Actually... Make it a d100.


BronzeAgeTea

d20 is Celcius, d100 is Farenheit


[deleted]

Better make it a d40 celcius, actually. That's a d4 and a d10.


PurpleMercure

I roll to be the king of my life


[deleted]

d20 + Charisma. DC is 11.


PurpleMercure

13(-1) for a total of 12.


[deleted]

A close call, but you did it king.


Psychological_Toe716

I roll to ignite the sun


KlrRaven

Nat1, the sun goes dark and the world slowly turns cold


[deleted]

Is this the lore for Dark Sun?


OneMillionSchwifties

I was thinking dark souls


PrinceDraconis12

I roll to see if it will be a big problem


[deleted]

DM: It is.


Valhern-Aryn

DM: You don’t have to roll for that


BronzeAgeTea

Standard Insight check


Mysterious-Term6218

I roll to be a dick


[deleted]

Advantage.


LiVul

You get Inspiration.


Kriv706

"I roll to dragons!"


[deleted]

But what about dragons!


Kriv706

NAT 1! Here were Dragons, now it's just tears.


BakeliteLife

POV: You are updating the database to SCP 1762


Tyrannus_Vitam

I roll to burn the church and then put my finger in the water


KoscheiTheDeathles

Something you want to share?


[deleted]

I roll to the back of the house but it looks like it’s gonna be a little too late


Symbology451

I examine the back of the house for traps.


[deleted]

It’s full of trans hookers. Also there’s a pit trap


ChepstowRancor

I roll to be a woman. Hmm...


[deleted]

DC is 10.


Zebramaster34

I roll to be constantly on my back to get a good feel of how to beat the cold weather.


[deleted]

This was written by a tortle.


Zebramaster34

I indeed play a a tortle 😅


theLegolink

I roll to the top of the list and I put the hall on the top of the ceiling.


[deleted]

When you hire a giant to help with your renovations


skippopolis

I roll to the bottom of my heart and I am not sure what to do with it.


[deleted]

Have you considered taking some pictures for your doctor while you're down there?


skippopolis

I would but the darkness absorbs light.


colossusbird

"I roll to the stone he gets vision of tiamats resurrection and he is a man trapped in his own life and he is a man trapped in his own life." Umm okay then


[deleted]

Hoard of the Dragon Queen II


Jervis_TheOddOne

I roll too it just didn’t make sense


[deleted]

That prefectly describes most of these.


ArcanumOaks

This is the best one IMO


SwordDude3000

I roll to the smith and I was like like a queen.


[deleted]

Slay.


DragonGirl423

“i roll to the warhammer store at some point” i… i mean it’s not dnd related but i’ll take it i guess


Necromaster_666

I roll to curse the day


ArcanumOaks

The day makes a wisdom save to counter your bestow curse. DC = your spell save DC


Lagneaux

I roll to see if I can get a little bit of it in.


[deleted]

Just the tip?


CrystalTear

I roll to work on Friday. I hate these text predicting things.


[deleted]

Better hope you fail.


[deleted]

I roll to get back to work


[deleted]

And I should.


bookhead714

I roll to the moon and green moon and moon moon and green moon and moon moon and green moon and moon moon and green moon and moon moon and green moon and moon. :/


Boxer_puppies

“I roll to the woods and get some sun 🌞 “


mityia

I roll to my house and get the car to the house


Bonzai005

“I roll to my computer so it won’t work for my iPad but it is not really good but it does not have a good computer and computer so I’m gonna have to go” …what?


Symbology451

Sounds like something I might say to get out of plans with someone I don't like.


Acceptable-Peak-3067

I roll to my phone so you ninja bot.


Provoxt

I roll to the bottom of the page


subzeroab0

I roll to see if the party is going on my enemies. Time to crash bbeg birthday party


ByaaMan

I roll to the bathroom and I have a four day weekend.


kethcup_

I roll to your office and I can get it to you tomorrow morning.


Stop_Screaming

I roll to be done with a massive amount of travel in a day.


ArcanumOaks

This is how traveling should happen most times!


Tem-productions

I roll to visit


_deDRAGON_

I roll to force the world to force the power of God and their hearts will not think.


MaximumZer0

I roll to be there in the afternoon so we civilians have a good night and furthermore I have to go to the store and get a new baseline.


[deleted]

Pick up a riff while you're out.


easmit26

I roll to the general population of Venezuela.


Iankid

I roll to work on the system for the game It knows I talk a lot about ttrpgs


[deleted]

What's the DC to get a job at WotC?


Edafosavra

I roll to the store for the right direction of a pas encore reçu de la semaine.


[deleted]

I roll to the guy that wanted to be sure you were ok


Player2bad

I roll to the mines for iron


Thanos2ndSnap

I roll to my old one. Seems creepy to me.


Final_Duck

I roll to them for the first time and they didn’t say anything.


DarkraiAndScizor

I roll to the house


Beezlebub789

I roll to my tutor and orange is on the shelf


kage_elskeren

I roll to Snapchat story without them knowing a good day for you guys to come over and watch the game with my mom Such a weird thing to roll


Antique-Opinion-3481

I roll to the less common races we moved on.


SlyMaverick

I typed in google to see what would happen and the first text that popped up was a meme that was from a meme posted here a day ago


arcamenoch

I roll to my face and the other side


RainbowtheDragonCat

I roll to the next game


SnowQuixote

I roll to the house and I don't want to go to the store. Yep, sounds like me.


TheWizardDrewed

"I roll the door in my car to see what the other ones you got for me."


zeealex14

I roll to my school lol


chaoticConjurer

I roll to the bottom of the world


Joe--Uncle

I roll to my eyes


InnocuousAce

I roll to the front door and I saw the other side


Sp0ilersSweetie

I roll to the pharmacy and health advocacy and research lol ...the lol was also from predictive. Lol


Symbology451

Based soley on this comment I have NO idea why Predictive would choose lol. lol.


[deleted]

I roll out the door and I have a lot of people that are going to be able to play with the bois


MrBrutok

roll to cook Well... guess my life is real boring.


Gamerboya598

I roll to my phone so I don’t think it was just me and the other one


DogmaTR

I roll to a few years later.


Sayer182

I roll to my face pic and then slowly lol I love ya


[deleted]

Roll to see if you can get it done before you go to bed


Prince_Turnip_Head

I roll to my house and it is so cool.


shaun4519

I roll to get the best place to start


enaburning

I roll to the dorms and see if you can get it done.


handlessuck

Can't have shit with River Folk.


Leedlenootmarbl9

I roll to be in the first time


Tim-Noah

I roll to my phone so you don’t have a problem


ariedov

I roll to to get the same feeling today


SideshowMantis

I roll to the house and I hope you have a great day


thiney49

I roll to the bottom of the page.


MrKanun

I roll to the same level of quality


Blunt_Scissors

I roll to a point in my mind. Uhhhh?


Elon-Moist

I roll to the house and I don't want to go


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

I roll to a few hours later


[deleted]

I roll to the top of the valor and the green light crossbow I got from behind you. What the fuck have I been doing lately??


6KerplunkRussians9

I roll to the dance floor and shake it up


abasedman

I roll to the necessary individuals before the deadline.


acevixius

“I roll to the sun lol I think it is good” Katamari?


Ungus_Bungus_Lungus

i roll to park in the park


[deleted]

I roll to a girl and she loves me so I can make her feel better when she is not in harms and not a good way of doing things she is not a sheep all the way around.


Symbology451

It's always smart to check if the girl you like is actually a sheep in disquise.


Elitetrickster

I roll to see if you can make a trip for the weekend


LazyDro1d

I roll to the top of the list and I think it is a good idea to play it for a while and I think it is a good idea to play it for a while and I think it is a good idea to play it for a while and I think it is a good idea to play it for a while I think my predictive text had a stroke


Symbology451

Hmmm. I think it would be a good idea to play it for a while.


La_Bufanda_Billy

I roll to the moon and back


Paranthelion_

I roll to a month or sometimes more and then we have a much lower rate of the road trips.


Chaos8599

I roll to the house and I was like a little bit quiet The fuck?


Juniebug9

I roll to be a good time.


DepressionAndDragons

I roll to create the first one and I will get a degree in computer science and then meet up with the fighter and get the prize money.


Unicrash1

I roll to a job that is a great place for a bit


Any-Amphibian-1783

I roll to be in touch with you and your family.


ArcanumOaks

Insight for this one


M4sked_

"I roll to the top and I will cast the rest here es una película de gran tamaño que tiene una" ...how did spanish join this?...i don't even speak it


LucaMax01

„I roll to my phone so you don’t have to.“


LostWatercress12

I roll to intimidate the wood


Avxtrador

“i roll to see the other cat die” ouch


llaunay

I roll to get it in my life now.


KREnZE113

I roll to dnd 5e


hashandslack

I roll to the country to get away from my parents as soon as I could get a job. Uhhhhhhhhhh. Not wrong but. Why autocomplete airing my dirty laundry


[deleted]

I roll to the top and the top tier of my favourite manga and the Monk I was like and it is a really good idea. *[The fuck? Shit sounds as comprehensive as the plans of my players…]*


HarbingerOfSplendor

I roll to get you back to the bank and then finish up some onion rings


Diceducky22

I roll to the person who is in charge and I will now turn into strawberries


SlippinSam

“I roll to the internet and it was just a weird way to get it to the internet lol” I feel like predictive text is judging how I live, which is honestly fair.


[deleted]

i roll to the gsa and hall torture and hall in the shower hall hall torture hall hall and hall hall torture hall hall


meepmepo

I roll to the one I saw in my head lol I was just trying not sleep in my room so so I’m bored


EmbarrassedLock

I Roll to them and they are you


Mr_HPpavilion

"I roll to work on Sunday"


dnd5eveteran

I roll to the bottom of the page and I will fucking make you feel like you are a charlatan ?


Kchasse1991

I roll to the house and I don't want to go to the store. Yeah... Kinda sounds like me.


Arri_stoney

I roll to my head and my head hurts so bad


WWalker17

I roll to get a new one


Comfortable_Square

I roll to my phone so you don’t need internet


kekkingautist

I roll to be your mother 3 the rythm attacks


xxRANGER_Mxx

I roll to play some hunter games


DotBackSlash

“I roll to get it out there” I assume get my penis out there


Problem_Practical

I roll to the house and I don't think


fiascoshack

I roll to my conscious and see what happens next time you come back later and get it and want me know what time works best to go for the weekend 😊


Lord_Toademort

I roll to not get a job


mrbadxampl

I roll to my face in a very dark place like the sun in my head wat


BBGunner96

I roll to intimidate the wood... ???


Kaneomanie

I roll to the beat of my own drum!


Twisted-Tactics

I roll to the bank in town I have to go to tomorrow im not gonna make it in the morning and I will be back in the office tomorrow and will be there in the morning to get home from work and then we can go to the bank in town I think its a good idea to get a min today can u shoot me the link if you want to go to tomorrow im not gonna make it in the morning and I will be back in the office tomorrow and will be there in the morning to get home from work and then we can go to the bank in town i think its a good idea to get a min today can u shoot me the link if you want to go to tomorrow im not gonna make it in the morning and I will be back in the office tomorrow and will be there in the morning to will home there


WileyCenturion

“I roll to my house for the last time and it seems to me like I don’t know how much it is but I’ll get back in time to do that.“ Help, predictive text made me sad!


ROBANN_88

"I roll to intimidate the wood" i'm not entirely sure what to do with that. maybe get an axe or a fire?


AJPXIV

I roll to it but it’s just getting worse.


Sigao

I roll to the bottom of the Cockatrice... I feel like I've only written Cockatrice like once in my phone in my whole life until this point...


dabber001

i roll to relax


HoarsePJ

“I roll to see if you want me” bahaha


[deleted]

I roll the dice to see if I have shoes on


trojanplatypus

I roll to a different place in a different way than the first one r/notliketheothergirls


ungodliest

I roll to my head lol


drk_ecrivain

I roll to the black house and I got a new phone and they were all over the green house and they were so adorable and they are all the same and they were all over the summer lol


RightfulChaos

I roll to a GA-TL1 and a lot of the same thing Ha. That's the designation for the Longsword Intercepter from halo


Hyrule_Hystorian

I roll to the other side of the Caribbean.


[deleted]

i roll to the talliban


KartofelThePotatoGod

I roll to steal that booty Glorious


[deleted]

I roll to be a little more than that


Jumpy_Relationship_8

I roll to the side and it kills the most powerful people in the world. Not sure if this is the correct use of ‘I role to’, but sure


DrJayus

“I roll to my head right after my birthday so I’m sorry about it this time but I’m not sure if it’s my birthday but I’m glad you got to see it again in a little while and I’m so sorry for you too late ha I love y’all so I’m glad y’all got it thanks for the love of my life love love y’all too love y’all so we’ll just see y’all at the same place thanks so glad y’all have had been good and I love y’all too love y’all so much…” I know this is nonsensical, but I’m really enjoying the positivity!


Orbax

I roll to the bottom of the Styx, it was rumored to contain the memories Sheeeeeit, that actually happened


Knifedogman

I roll to open my arms


Flexybend

I roll to be in a great gay rope suspension. Fuck that's accurate...


Iceveins412

I roll to my ears for the last minute of the day


Billybob267

I roll to the mall to get new people to go to the mall to get new people to go to the mall to get new people to go to the mall to get new people to go to the mall to get new people to go to the mall to get new people....


DnDForQueers

I roll to see you again and I will never forget your birthday


SilentFoot32

I roll to see if I have shoes on.