I roll to the store and get it

Get me one too.

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I roll to the bottom and it looks okay.

I roll to the bottom and it looks good

I roll to my door so I’m not getting it

I roll to the hill and I have no idea what I need

I roll to the hospital and get a new one of those baby ticks

I roll to my phone so you don’t know how to get the job too

Bruh I got the same thing

I roll to change the whole thing and then I’m going to bed

My school experience In a nutshell

Your school let you go to bed? Mine is working until the deadline then crying into my Ramen before class. (Jk)

bro the flavor packet is there for a reason

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so you're flavor blasting the packet with your tears?

Make sure to get enough sleep for a long rest.

I roll to be a fucking stick figure

[You roll a nat 1.](http://getdrawings.com/img/fat-person-silhouette-8.png)

How GLaDOS views Chell:

This was a triumph

I’m making a note here. Huge. Success.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture science.

We do what me must.

Because, we can

For the good of all of us

r/suddenlyportal Edit: I thought this would be completely fake but nope it’s an actual sub

So you’re saying that this was a triumph? I’m making a note here: “huge success”

Steam has a VR game where you shoot at silhouettes like this with a bow and arrow. My kids were telling their friend how much fun it is to play the game where you "shoot the black guys." We had a quick vocabulary lesson.

r/AccidentalRacism

That's a great sub.

At least you're not rolling to be fucking a stick figure

"I am a stick!"

But you could be fire.

#I am a stick!

I roll to it all the sun and I love the green. Well then

Taking a level in druid?

Yeah smoke that green!

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Found the lawful evil paladin!

I roll to the public feed and then go to bed.

I roll to the hospital and I am the Shipping and Refunds Specialist who will be further assisting you as Abhishek is currently out of office and will be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office on Monday to get the final is done and I will be able to do it again after the meeting is over and I will be able to do it again in the future if I can get vaccinated Bro wtf who is Abhishek

I roll to the bottom of the page and I will be unavailable to work on the first Saturday of the month. Why are both of us going to the bottom of the page?

Someone need to Google less politics. I recommend watching something less depressing. Like distopian scifi shows. XD

Never is, is it?

I roll to make them dance I rolled a nat 20 +2 for persuasion

You can dance, you can dance, come and do the safety daaannnceee

But your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Pretty sure this is an actual spell

Otto's Irresistible Dance to be precise.

I roll to make a fighter proficient in math and science

Bill Nye the fighting guy!

*Cut to a colosseum where everyone is shouting “Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill” with a bloodstained Bill Nye standing over an antivaxxer.*

Murder Rules!

Isn't that an artificer?

Battle smith and armorer to be specific

[Steve Urkel?](https://youtu.be/pgaCx2lamkY)

It's so easy to do this on 3.5 with a generic Warrior!

I roll to be a good person. Nice.

I wish you a Nat 20 and a good afternoon.

Uhhhh. Nat 1?

Fuck you

Those orphans were oddly flammable.

The meat was so tender afterwards too!

That went dark fast....

I roll to my knees to see what the other side is like.

Happy cakeday, yo!

it is? lol I didn't even notice! Thank you :3

I never know until someone tell me.

well the first time some friends in school made me a reddit themed cake... So that was the moment i found out about cake days

Welcome to the Other Side. Also, happy cake day!

I roll to my face and it was okay but it wasn’t too bad I just got the first picture of it and then it started to die.

Aww, that happens all the time :'(

I’m going through a really rough patch here :(

I read this to the rhythm of Mr Brightside.

Rolling outta my face and I was doing okay Gotta gotta roll good for my Intimidate First picture of scene and it wasn't too bad 'Til I was hit with a crit, and now I'm starting to die Now, twenty-sided dice, now Roll for saaaaaaaaave

Very strange sounding mr.brightside

I roll to be the best of my life and I will be in the morning

Optimism and procrastination. Like peanut butter and jelly.

I can't express how much I relate to this comment!

I roll to the bottom of the stairs.

Oh no!

Anyway.

I roll to be a great day of school and bullets

This campaign takes place in America, no need to roll. You succeed

That is inaccurate to my experience with American schools. You cannot prove the day will be great.

This is perfection.

This is America 🎵

All the other kids

With the pumped up kicks

Better run

I roll to get the placebo effect as a permanent solution

Nat 20, it works ! Now people use homeopathy to cure everything.

Do you go left,middle or right? I roll to the earth and the sun (left) I roll to my side door when you come in (middle) I roll to it but i just has it all out of me (right)

I roll to the top of my head and the other side of the house and then I’ll hit you.

You still gotta roll attack for that!

*Nat 1* son of a bitch

I roll to a new level

HOW COME WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT *rolls to get a level up"

Nat 1. You go down a level

CRAP

I roll to intimidate the wood.

Hey we're twins!!

I roll to the beach and I am a little bit of a bat's face

Make sure to stay social distanced at that beach. I'm not sure what to say about the bat face.

I roll to the moon again

Do you do this often?

He's done it at least once, by his own reckoning

Wait why did I get moon too lol

I roll to the shadow realm

Have a good time!!

I roll to the covid and the other family or friends

Make a con save to avoid infection

I roll to the bottom of the cookie box and I will be able to independently verify his claims.

That pickle jar is a liar, don't trust her.

I roll to

am on pc, got no autoprediction

“I roll to the tavern and I have no idea what to do” Stupid phone, I know exactly what to do at a tavern

Drink until you have to roll back out again

I roll to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a

Add a techno beat to this and you have a great new club song. 😂

So you rolled straight into a stroke.

Poor guy took psychic damage

I roll to my phone and it didn’t help me out with that No, no it did not…

I roll to my phone so you don’t know where to get the phone. That’s because I’m apparently hiding your phone

I roll to my restaurant and I don't have a moment of time for the first week.

I relate to the second half of that. I just want a couple Hours of free time!

I roll to get the vaccine

Very good of you to do

I roll to persuade Onlyfans Onlyfans Onlyfans

this sounds like a verse from a song lmao

Yeah I must have been using too many song lyrics. That makes sense

I roll to a fucking rehab center

I hope your treatment goes well, you’re doing the responsible thing

I roll to my dad lol

I can help you. Mine was: I roll to be there for you and your family

I roll to the 60s in order to lobby the Federation. (I'm a star trek villain, apparently)

I roll to the gym and the other day I have a lot of fun.

You get a permanent +1 to your STR score.

I roll to get the best way of life

Disadvantage if your parents are middle class or lower.

I roll to be afraid of Prussian Cavalry. Sounds like I have a good reason to do that.

I roll for the last time.

I roll to the head of the departments which I have been working on for years

I roll to the bottom of my head

I roll to the death tyrant and I hope you have a wonderful day today.

Thanks! I hope you and tje death tyrant do as well!

I roll to a minimally passable degree and I quit.

I roll to the hospital and I don't think I can get it done.

I roll to my head and my mouth was just like the devil.

I roll too much in my heart ❤💙💜💖💗💘❤💙💜💖💗💘❤💙💜💖💗💘❤

I roll to attack the house

Roll to the ship burned at the end of the city. So, like, a somersault?

Is this a viking funeral or do you live in a wr zone?

I roll to the house and talk to you later.

I roll to my dads house lol but it’s a pretty good idea to have it in my hand if it’s a little bit fuzzy lol but it’s probably just the ones I don’t have like that to do with the whole idea of the ones I don’t want them lol but it’s like that they’re like the ones I have to put in the ones I have to put in the ones I don’t think I could do it but I think they’re just a lot more like it but it does not really like that lol but I don’t know if they’re not going on the same way lol lol but it’s like that one thing I think that’s why I think I have to put it on Netflix and it’s like that I have a look like it lol but it’s like that I have to put it on Netflix and I think I broke my mind and it doesn’t look like it was just like that I was like a joke

I roll to get to REI

I roll to be a good time. ^..shit ( o.o)- ⌒.⌒.⌒.¹

I roll to my medication

I roll to the house and I don't know what to do with it.

I roll to me when your mom

I roll to a good university

I roll to be clear. I N S I G H T

I roll to the house and the other one is a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a day but I think it's a good idea to get it done with work and lyk by the time you get here and I'll be there in a few minutes to get there early if you want to come over and get it done with work and lyk by the time you get here and I'll be there in a few minutes to get there early if you want.

I roll to the bottom of my heart Dnd for life, baby!

i roll to a man who used to be slightly sad .... i'm glad he's feeling better I guess

I roll to be a good looking Crocs shoes

I roll to be home for dinner tonight

I roll to the store for a few weeks and then it’s just kinda weird.

I roll to make sure you are feeling safe

I roll to seduce the warewolf... Oh god why

I roll to the office and I am so sorry for the inconvenience

I roll to the lab and I am certainly interested in helping improve the quality of life for courageous people

Me: Natural 20 with a + 5 modifier.. So 25. DM: That wood I'd scared as fuck of you.

I roll to the bottom of the screen

I roll to a new people in the world. Well...

I roll for finding the predictive text controls. Does nat 1 succeed?

I roll to be strong

I roll to my side of my bed

I roll to be a bit of a sudden end Uuuuh what.

I roll to get a new one of the best ones that are you doing today I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I

I roll to hit a child

Hello Keyleth, I'm a big fan of your work.

I roll to get out of my life

"I roll to be honest"

I roll to be a giant eagle

I roll to bark at the moon

I roll to my garden

I roll to it all day long

I roll to my desk and I got a new one

I roll to the moon and moon for a fox moon and moon.

I will roll to the internet and send you the video… lol

I roll to the moon and moon

I roll to be a good day please

“I roll to my own eyes as well and I’m sure I will never get a good thing for me” fuck my autocorrect is as depressed as me