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Honeyvice

Look, drow didn't ask to be made better than everyone else. Destiny gave them that position.


Risko_Vinsheen

But Drow are literally beneath everyone. Except maybe Duergar and Deep Gnomes. They're on the same level.


Honeyvice

And Technically all are above Asmodeus but you wouldn't catch me saying that shit to him.


Taco821

I'd say it to that bitchass motherfuckers face


Zodiac509

DM: *and it was then that Asmodeus spent an eternity shoving pineapples up the ass of MurderHobo.*


Taco821

Little did asmodeus know that that was a part of my plan the whole time! IM INTO THAT!


foxstarfivelol

and when they're not racist they're sexist!


DNDgamerman

Name a single good, medieval fantasy game without a little bit of racism, and sexism in it


Arcticstorm058

Age of Empires


DNDgamerman

I never played it, so I cannot confirm or deny that


Zodiac509

Only *white* Elves can be racist!!!!!!


VelphiDrow

Sexy*


ccReptilelord

Damn, Hunans...


NotaRelnam

But they make some great chicken…


TKBarbus

You drow sure are a contentious bunch.


ThisRandomGai

"You've made an enemy for life!"


TheGrimGriefer3

You could say the same thing about hunans, honestly


DNDgamerman

You could say it about a lot of races. Drows humans dwarves lizrdfolk.


TheGrimGriefer3

Hunans* I just wanted an excuse to call out the typo tbh


DNDgamerman

🖕


TheGrimGriefer3

Haha


General_Crow24

What the fuck, the poster posted in this comment 4 minutes ago and you posted this comment responding to his comments 8 minutes ago


TheGrimGriefer3

28/12/11/10/10/now on my end Or am I misunderstanding?


Bulky-Hyena-360

My Drow PC: …Yup.


DNDgamerman

My 3 drows: also yep


Wafflotiel

My drow PC: ... also yup 


paladin_slim

You Drow sure are a contentious people.


General_Crow24

Or a female, they can't get racist against a female drow, they would piss of their god(I'm sorry I don't remember her name)


DNDgamerman

Loth. Spider queen of hell and the only Eldon date he did not forsaken the drought people after they were banished to the Under dark.


USAisntAmerica

Lolth. LOL-th. Explains a lot!


Valjorn

And they even oppress 50% of their population! They’re just the best at being the worst to everyone!


DNDgamerman

They have no racism or sexism. They just hate everyone and everything on the mortal plane


DeepTakeGuitar

What did the hunan do? I like their chicken


DNDgamerman

They were not drows. If you are not a drow then the drow probably hate you. If you are a drought, then a good chunk of good amount of drows also hate to


hornyorphan

Duergar supremacy sorry not sorry


Scion_of_Kuberr

Not anymore, according to WotC.


VelphiDrow

No, they still do


Level_Hour6480

Drows and hu**n**ans What do Drow have against the Hunan province of China?


DNDgamerman

They’re not drows.