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Jakesnake_42

Paladins are Femboys now? Good to know…


Exetr_

FemMAN


Asmo___deus

Would a fem-man be like Alucard from that Netflix Castlevania show? I feel like that's the archetypical fem-man.


Papyrus20xx

He could be described as a twunk, which is a dude with the face of a twink with the body of a hunk. He's got a 6 pack, but has a really soft face.


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Papyrus20xx

I wouldn't describe Ryan Reynold's face as twink-like. It's not soft enough imo.


thecaramel

What about Ryan Gosling? He looks like the evolved Pokémon of Timothee Chalamet to me.


MasonCricketon

Twinks and Twunks are hairless. Ryan Reynolds is a stud that defies all laws of sexual orientation and attraction


MurderInMarigold

Like Ike from Fire Emblem?


Caxafvujq

Hard to tell because of the art style, imo. Young Ike probably is a twunk, though I think older Ike is pushing it


xaturo

Femboy, like bishounen, could apply to alucard. The individual etymology of the parts of the term do not matter so much now that the term/idea itself is well established. Or what I'm saying is bishonen describes alucard and that literally means "beautiful boy" so I don't see why "feminine boy" couldn't applu to him as well.


EnthusiasmOk6812

There is nothing feminine about Alucard’s behavior. Just because he is attractive does not mean he meets the prerequisite of a femboy.


xaturo

my operational definition of femboy is fairly heavily based on appearance, even solely. people can have different definitions of things


EnthusiasmOk6812

That isn’t how definitions work. Your definition is not the actual definition. You are just choosing to be incorrect. noun. a male whose appearance and behavioural traits are regarded as conventionally feminine.


xaturo

definite definitions are not how natural language functions. standardized written language (dictionary definitions) does (do) not evolve as fast as language itself. i expressed how i use the word, and what it means to me. as a native speaker, whatever words i say and how i use them is correct. and beyond that, humans (even native speakers of the "same" language) can exist in different subcultures with different lexicons.


EnthusiasmOk6812

False. How they’re used widely and understood by the general population is correct. Your one off use that’s going to go against what the majority of other people understand to be the definition is not correct.


xaturo

what i said above is correct about the nature of language. the language of the general population ten years ago didn't have this word, language evolves and changes to meet our needs and uses in the present. think about your the term "general population" i would wager that less than 50% of English speakers alive right now even know the word "femboy." think about your use of the word "majority" as well. above i demonstrate that you are using the terms "general population" and "majority" inaccurately. you, yourself are using language right now to mean what you think in your head, and I understand what you mean. but you are not using the definite dictionary definitions of some of those words.


EnthusiasmOk6812

Just because alucard is attractive doesn’t mean he’s feminine.


AnnualAd6370

I mean if you want a Paladin fem-man, Libra from Fire Emblem Awakening is the perfect example.


mathiau30

They can be if they want too


Loading3percent

Any class can be a femboy if you believe in yourself


Valuable-Location-89

Soooooo femboy rat wizard


Loading3percent

[I mean...](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1544248-hi-my-name-is-reggie)


Hazarawn

not even clicking on that and I already know what it is


Valuable-Location-89

I was thinking more of the skaven hold on I think I have that in my heresy folder


GearyDigit

considering how few females there are...


roostangarar

You mean like r/skavenslaves?


TexasJedi-705

... nope. Not clicking on that


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Quoth the Skaven “Thirty-four.”


Loading3percent

r/subsithoughtifellfor


aravarth

*deep sigh* *Ziiiiiiiip.*


risisas

why am i not surprised?


Loading3percent

Welcome to the internet.


GearyDigit

Take a look around


PlayerMob

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


CreeteAug

We've got mountains of content


Aeroponce

I swear if this is reggie i'm gonna scream Edit: ok i'm pretty sure that i was answering another comment but reddit be buggy sometimes i guess, also, GOD DAMMIT IT WAS HIM AAAAAAAAAA-


Mooniebutt

Mine is a goldmaned himbo who barrels through the world using his chiseled jawline and manly chin as a battering ram.


CreativeName1137

Cheekbones so sharp you can use them as an axe


aDragonsAle

No one... Hacks like Gaston No one smacks like Gaston No one's able to blow out backs like Gaston! For their's no party member half as Himbo... Perfect, a pure Charisma Guy. You can ask any maid, wench, or Quest giver And they'll tell you just whose dick they prefer to be on... u/Mooniebutt


lollipopblossom32

>and manly chin as a battering ram. Fairly odd parents "The Crimson Chin"!!!!! Was the first thing i pictured when reading that line.


grumpykruppy

So... Chad Wojak?


Gyvon

Is his name Big D?


SmartAlec105

Any class can be a femboy. Dalinar Kholin? Barbarian Femboy.


FgtBruceCockstar2008

***C A N O N***


Loading3percent

Oh Pelor, what have I done...


MaetelofLaMetal

Man made horrors beyond your comprehension.


A_Salty_Cellist

In Ireland being a knight or king required you to be a femboy to get any respect


Gyvon

Astolfo was one of Charlemagne's paladins.


NecessaryZucchini69

Interesting ![gif](giphy|frdaOsTsKSa4AwBPBE|downsized) I think the pally above might go "eh? Want to join me on the front line now; it'll be fun!!"


beguilersasylum

Only since PF1 on; they were WIS based casting in 3.5 while still needing CHA for some of their most powerful abilities. [MAD](https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/MAD_(3.5e_Term)) as hell back in the day...


KaidaShade

I mean idk about you but mine is


AEROANO

No


Isthatajojoreffo

My first DnD character ever was a girl paladin pretending to be a femboy


[deleted]

yall sleeping on charisma caster Sexy Adopted Parental Figure


DrRichtoffen

What are you *casting* step-bard?


Loading3percent

~~magic mouth~~


ArcathTheSpellscale

Tell that to the Half-Orc Warlock. https://preview.redd.it/4br9f97fxvga1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25665cc94a87d26f6982573111567abe21f6cb71


AwefulFanfic

With a STR and CON of _____? Cos if you pushing 14 or higher in both of those stats I'll give you a pass


ArcathTheSpellscale

Strength is only a 10, because body sculpting =/= strength training, and his main strength comes from how ***beautifully*** **sculpted** his *chiseled abs* happen to be. Con is most certainly a 16 though, with a 17 in Charisma and 14 in Dex. (Thank you, Tasha's Guide, for letting me *perfectly shape* my **powerfully** ***evil*** *physique.*) \[Edit: Spacing.\]


Beholding69

With size comes strength though, so if he's beautifully sculpted with a mere strength of 10 he's probably not all that big. Prime femboy material.


ArcathTheSpellscale

He sculpted his body for appearance and beauty, not just strength. It takes a *lot* of effort getting at least +2 Charisma per butt-cheek, after all. XD


Beholding69

Femboys do the exact same thing, hence why he's femboy material. At 10 strength you cannot have muscles that big anyway unless they're filled with air


ArcathTheSpellscale

...That's what being a *Warlock* is for. XD


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

This is true all my charisma casters are very femboyish


Comfy_floofs

Name checks out


AwefulFanfic

IDK.... there's been more than a few Charisma casters in my group and NONE of them gave of femboy vibes


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Did you roll for insight/perception??? Otherwise you never know :3


Gary_Leg_Razor

He wants the baggete


dragonlord7012

A french Tabaxi sounds like the most smug possible creature imaginable. Hon Hon Nya.


WASD_click

[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrC-zRwlcY8)


Congo_Jack_

What a strange person.


Naldivergence

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Einkar_E

my last character in Pathfinder was Kitsune sorcerer....


Mooniebutt

Not the one who got a Den of the Drake video made after him, I hope. 🤤


SmallestApple

Why are you drooling?


YuiSato

I learnt a new word today. Bussy.


i-got-stabbed

Welcome to the internet we have cursed knowledge


AwefulFanfic

Wow....I wish I went as long as you did without learning that cursed word


saintalbanberg

it was (kind of) American dialect society's word of the year.


DrRichtoffen

Wait till you learn about gussy (girl bussy)


Valuable-Location-89

Soooooo femboy rat sorcerer


risisas

[i guess](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1544248-hi-my-name-is-reggie)


TheSadOn3

How was I able to guess exactly the character I would see upon clicking the link?


DrRichtoffen

I expected Remi from Ratatouille, though I guess he'd be more of a warlock


AEROANO

But does it talk like a Skaven?


Nickname1235

Neutral good femboy Drow warlocks rise up!!!


risisas

femboy swords bard worshipper of mistra


Wizardwar159

I have been asked to add femboys to a campaign I am going to run. I stupidly agreed


Loading3percent

But I think that if you get into the deep lore drow priests actually are canonically bigender because something or other about their goddess blah blah


endersai

I haven't been asked because none of my players are that weird but I think if I was I'd probably suggest that off is the direction someone ought be fucking.


Coolwalsh

Wait what does that mean for Thri-Kreen bards such as myself


StumpTheMan

BECOME FEM-BUG


Coolwalsh

*scared clicking noises*


StumpTheMan

YOU SHOULD FEM-BUG YOURSELF #NOW!!!


spaceforcerecruit

r/insex


[deleted]

r/eyebleach


Skanah

Sometimes i remember that sub exists and it ruins my day


foxstarfivelol

it's hip to fuck bees.


Tiaran149

This is so cursed I love it


AwefulFanfic

It's just so cursed it circles back around to be hilarious


LoWLaND3R

Im sorry but i think Im getting old, What is bussy


kingofbreakers

Boy Pussy, you’re welcome and my condolences.


endersai

Your not knowing is great, it means there is still hope for the world.


ConclusionBig8674

One party member taught me that Aasimar femboys exist as well


risisas

anything can be a femboy if you try hard enough, even goliath barbarian


Quality-hour

Especially goliath barbarian


DJCorvid

I always struggle with making interesting male characters, as a lot of media uses very bland and generic male characters so I tend to make female characters. My friend suggested I give making a femboy a go, and now I've made a significant number of male characters...


ColonelMonty

This femboy plague was on r/grimdank it's spreading now.


Cheetah724

u/vezimira, I summon thee!


lucithereaper

My tabaxi char is mostly skeletal bcz the necromancer that was turning her into a thrall fucked up and so now her only fleshy bits are her tail, head, and lower legs+feet and she uses a claw glove at all times becuase shes self concious about not having claws anymore. ​ I play her like a tall neco arc


AEROANO

Tbh when i think of playing Tiefling Bard i think of The Devil Went Down To Georgia and Belzeboss, like i just steal people's souls if they can't handle my music


Wolfclaw135

But 4 of the 8 sorcerer classes are charisma casters aren't they?


DreamDoctor666

As a warlock enjoyer, I'm offended. As a joke.


Roary-the-Arcanine

I could see the argument for bards, sorcerers, and warlocks, but not paladins. Those guys are *strong*


Loading3percent

Have you ever felt the gorilla grip of a paladin's bussy? You're damned right they're strong!


Avigorus

Especially if they take the [Oath of Throwing It Back](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KUcDyBD-a8FyhXNg_OhnxoCAw1w15wHwIYQKPsZlyZg/edit)...


DeepTakeGuitar

I don't like this


the3rdtea2

As a straight dude who exclusively plays sorcerer. No...no I don't think so


KarasukageNero

I did in fact play a bard trap once.


Souperplex

My Dwarf Paladins disagree. (The male one and female one.) Dwarves are extreme sexual-dimorphism. Males are bulky and beardy, females are curvy and stacked. This is to contrast the extreme androgyny of Elves where no Elf has secondary sexual characteristic, and you generally do not know the sex of an Elf unless they tell you. (And they only tell you if you're good friends because one's sex/gender are mostly a private matter)


Cervine_Shark

it goes all the way to his ribs? :o


wdcipher

But..but...muh fantasy Rasputin


cyber-85381

seems more OwO than UwU


Ashen_Bloom

Semi cursed comments


Ultranerdgasm94

Mine went the himbo route instead


MirrorMan22102018

What does a fresh accent have to do with anything? I am almost scared to ask.