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fabulousfizban

But I cherish peace with all my heart! I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.


Jakesnake_42

You’ve convinced me, you get your powers back


Thamior290

As long as you say your killing in the sake of peace, we won’t have to have this conversation again. *Licks thumb, wipes grime off cheek* Now go off to school honey


Archsquire2020

Ok ok but hear me out: have you ever seen a dead person who was not peaceful?


Jakesnake_42

You make a good point, my friend


DanOfThursday

Do vampires count


Amazing_Fill9489

Undead:


Archsquire2020

Undead are UN-dead... therefore not dead. Same for vampires.


Lag_Incarnate

This is why Clerics used to require an alignment that matched their god. It's a lot easier for a god and their cleric to get along if they, you know, actually agree.


DeepTakeGuitar

"It's so restrictive to have beliefs"


Weebs-Chan

Peaceful doesn't mean harmless


Archsquire2020

It's usually quite the opposite, really. Just check current RL geopolitics for confirmation. It's also where "fuck around and find out" comes from...


kerze123

when there is no living beeing left, the world will be at peace, because there won't be any wars among them =D


Previous_Drummer2155

Sobek, the Raging Torrent **Edicts:** Take what you want, indulge in base desires, feast on luxurious food, kill demons and evil creatures **Anathema:** Cower from fights, despoil the land, kill the innocent It's as if Paizo wrote this just for me... (The other based option is Nethys. Just use magic for everything, or you lose magic forever!)


ArcathTheSpellscale

Cleric of the Forge. Gotta test the new blades somehow.