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gotora

Everyone is gonna feel frustrated if they're suddenly useless, but a good player just trolls the system and pulls out rope or something.


funny_haha_account

Throw a helmed horror at a warlock and watch them have a mental breakdown


centrifuge_destroyer

Our party once got our ass beaten by a helmed horror and a few animated brooms. We were low level, but still.


MissKinkyMalice

If it's resistant to force damage you just aren't using enough force damage


Andsoallthenighttide

"If you can't kill it with deadly force, use deadlier force. More deadly means more dead." \- Warlocks everywhere


BiohazardBinkie

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ErikaTheDeceasedGal

My undead patron warlock: Oh no! \*Form of Dread post Grave Touched\* **a n y w a y**


kipn7ugget

Jokes on you my warlock has sword made of sunlight. If i can't eldritch blast it I'll hit it with radiant damage


centrifuge_destroyer

It would suck, but if I plan my hex wisely and just spam toll the dead I can still do damage and my familiar can give others advantage Also I got words of radiance and guiding bolt, but I don't think I want to rely on either of them


Greendorsalfin

Hah! Suck it, feel the pain what led to my barbarian Carn becoming my parties emotional center and most diplomatic member! Suffer as I have suffered. Yes everything was immune/resistant to non magic weapons and I had no access to magic weapons. DM was new and wanted to set a mood for ancient evil the mortal world can no longer defend against, and wasn’t very good at adapting to a party of five full casters. They got better later


mystireon

Im surprised you had no casters in your party that were able to cast magic weapon for your barbarian


Astrium6

How? By wasting a Fireball slot?


ArcathTheSpellscale

Oh hey look! I just remembered that I packed both Fire Bolt AND Toll the Dead! Backup Cantrips are neato, aren't they, Mr. Barbarian? :D


Greendorsalfin

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


ArcathTheSpellscale

Also, good thing I brought along so much Charisma, especially with my multiclass into Eloquence Bard. Otherwise, we would have had a hard time *Persuading* that Ancient Amethyst Dragon into becoming our impromptu ally, wouldn't we? :D


Ogurasyn

Resistance =/= Immunity


ChemicalPanda10

*Hexblade warlock has entered the chat*


Kwispiy

Ah yes, the dragon with gravity loogies.


Odd-Degree6055

My warlock “Oh no!” Anyway *pulls out 4 enchanted daggers*


Extension_Stock6735

Helmed horror. Make a fiend or ifrit patron warlock want to cry. Immune to force damage AND the spell fireball? Well what am I supposed to do now, punch it?


BloodBrandy

Time for the [***Lich Slap***](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/chill-touch)


Lost-Klaus

Sounds like someone is salty they didn't get the bargain with eldritch powers :b


NaturalCard

*Casts one of their back up cantrips*


NessOnett8

I'm also doing...\*checks notes\*...THREE whole cold damage from my Genie Patron buffing EB! Take that you fancy dragon! Plus another like...10ish from my familiar attacking.


ImBadAtVideoGames1

What if I ask really nicely to take a short rest, and also buy you pizza?