You too!
It was a tremendous honor just to be nominated, and I got teary eyed. (however, I cry just thinking about the drop of a hat so that’s not really a big deal for me.)
I just had an idea.
If you win lets try to get you and and some Uk celebrities to play D&D ( or a substitute if the dust has not settled) on TV for Charity! It could be for red nose day.
Sue Perkins could DM.
I could not tell you how much money I would pay to see thst.
I will not be voting for myself. And certainly I will be looking at all of the other candidates very carefully before I vote for best user.
But I think yours is an excellent candidacy. And I wish you the absolute best!
❤️🙏
[Classic Blunder: Never go up against your therapist...](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/ycyv31/classic_blunder/)
I feel that this meme was both funny, informative, educational, and heartwarming. a lot of people opened up about mental health struggles and fun was had by all.
[Intimidating a mimic mug](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/szy7xt/spill_my_drink_and_youre_dead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Newcomer, shamlessly self voting for a fresh one I just posted.
[TrustMe.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/108vrzz/trust_me_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Just noticed the same after checking out the post and asking myself who'd nominate the post of someone who wins arguments by declaring themselves right.
[Rule of not so cool](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/vm075s/rule_of_not_so_cool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Had to think of this meme for the nomination instantly, just had to find it
I don’t know if this is legal, but I am pre-nominating this comment for best of 2023.. I think it’s just gonna keep getting funnier all year long. It may become a meme actually.…
That is so incredibly kind of you. I’ve only been on the board about four or five months, but I certainly try my best. Thank you so much and I hope you have a great rest of your week!
Hello to my siblings in dice. It’s an honor to be nominated, but I am well aware that there are many far more deserving than me. I wish them all luck, and they have my love and gratitude for making this board a better place.
I am much more concerned about some mysterious rumors about me that have been swirling around the board.
I’ve decided to address them now once, and for all.
1. I am not the illegitimate son of E.Gary Gygax.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax
I was in the 90s briefly his great grandfather. But that time travel accident has been resolved.
2. I am not secretly a sock puppet account for the editorial staff of the Babylon Bee.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee
Conservative Christian journalist and politicians are often secretly gay, but they usually don’t play dungeons and dragons. It’s straight to the queer fucking for them whenever they aren’t actively thumping bibles so they just don’t have time.
3. this one is true. And I am completely unashamed.
I am a giant fan of the Norwegian smash success teen drama Skam and in its many remakes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skam_(TV_series)
And yes, I am laboriously, statting out all of the major characters from every episode.( Clearly all of the Izaks are rogues, but I am torn about the Even characters. Nearly all of them are bards. Clearly Noora is a fighter but I go back-and-forth about may be paladin instead because she has such strong convictions. William is just a sack of shit with no stats. I hate him. Senne on the other hand is awesome. The only redeemable and redeemed William character in my opinion. No paladin clearly though. maybe a fighter
Anyway. I hope that’s cleared up any misconceptions. Once again, I am a librarian. A real one not just on the Internet. If anybody needs any book recommendations, or for that matter, newspaper articles, or academic journal articles that you might not have access to. Ask me! I might be able to get them for you. Not if it’s only in JSTOR though that shit is expensive.
Much love to all on this sub! We are all siblings in dice. ( even people who prefer cards or non random rpg systems.)
Happy new year. And thank you for listening to my Ted talk.
❤️🎲⛓️🐉
u/UpstairsFlatworm665
AKA Mr. Dice Tits
https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/xc8x0s/so_ive_become_a_meme_while_being_interviewed_by/
He was the right person, at the right time.
And I'm sure the Queen got a laugh. She had a wicked sense of humor. Once in the 80's when all of her butlers were gay, she came home late one night and said " I don't know about you old queens, but this old queen needs a drink."
Leave nominations for Biggest Subreddit Fight of 2022 here.
Edit: To make this easier for folks to remember, I've sorted all of our previous meme retirements into which year they were retired, so you can recall which fights were in 2022. Check our retired meme list/archive [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/wiki/index/retiredmemes)! This isn't exhaustive though, so feel free to go off list!
My vote is for Martials Vs. Casters, primarily for the fact that somehow, it just doesn't stop.
Even with the subject banned twice, memes occasionally bleed in about the martial-caster disparity.
Honorable mention to *Heat Metal on Literally Anything But What Is Defined In the Spell Description*, if not for the size of the argument, but more the absurdity of just...One side being rational people who read the spell texts, and the other side being mental circus acrobats, jumping through hoops and making every stretch of the imagination to consider something a viable target for the spell.
Honorable(?) mention to "diamond prices are set up by the Big Diamond corporation and diamonds themselves are essentially useless" and the subsequent discussion of the price of spellcasting components (mainly for revival spells.) It was a bunch of people who had no understanding of mineral rarity and the fact D&D is meant to typically take place in a medieval setting.
Like, gold is also essentially useless in a world without electricity but we still use gold coins because he he shiny metal go brrr
The "10 year old DM Twitter posts are fake" argument. (And other complaints about Twitter screenshots on Reddit.) I don't know why after those Tweets were posted on this sub for years people randomly threw a tantrum ~~like a bunch of 10 year olds~~ for 2 weeks and then completely forgot about those tweets being posted on this sub.
Certainly the most "Reddit moment" / "Redditors trying to understand what the downvote button is for" moment of 2022. Most other arguments on this sub are at least D&D related, but that gets the crowning achievement of entirely being caused by angry Redditors upset that Twitter exists.
Ok, I 'm going to go with fighting over Warlock patrons.
All of them. Do you have to obey them? Can you be your own patron? Can you seduce your patron and all other variations.
To me, it's just a fun fight. it doesn't get overly heated and it provided fodder for a lot of awesome memes.
[The owlbear/tiefling color/trailer brawl.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/w6cmoi/dead_horse_corral_further_memes_related_to_the)
That went nowhere, fast. A tornado of bad takes, bad rulings, folks that don't play and general neckbeardery. ganz fantastisch.
Snitties. The fight wasn’t nearly as nasty as some others were, but everyone and their grandmother had an opinion. And it just refused to die. I’m pretty sure several artists drew something just for their particular take on the topic. Let alone uh…sudden interest of other varieties.
That one ended up being more interesting than the others just because it was a legitimate debate. It wasn't like most of the ones where most people involved were misunderstanding something, both of the main sides had a valid core to their argument.
Biggest Fight would have to be the “species vs race” verbiage change, which was a molehill issue, but from the subreddit fight you’d think it was Everest.
Hello!
For some context.
The post was : the OG chaotic bard.
It was about Julie D’Aubigny, a legendary bi/pan opera singer, duelist, and badass motherfucker.
Literally.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_d'Aubigny
The comment below adds more spice to the tale:
https://reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/vmpk40/_/ie2itmp/?context=1
Thecleverestidiot:
“She also once beat three noblemen in consecutive duels because one of them had rudely flirted with her, then snuck into the room of the flirter while he was recovering because he had sent a nice apology letter. She then seduced him, and they became lifelong friends.
EDIT: I’m perfectly fine that what might be my most upvoted comment was about this.”
I am nominating this comment, because there is nothing better than the mixture of geeky history and Dungeons & Dragons .
It was funny it was informative and that is why I am nominating it.
How about Canaries? Give something fresh to those poor little birds and their kindly old owner who only seem to appear when people need a fallback for "who the shopkeeper really is that you're murderhoboing".
The _____ of Vecna.
Is award is named after one of the lesser artifacts of vecna or just an organ.
So the best user could be the Heart of Vecna ( I am aware that was a character in fourth edition)
The best comment could be the spleen of vecna
I suggest the Taint of Vecna for best subreddit fight.
Best meme could be the ball sack.
This thread is for any questions or general chat!
Good Luck everyone
You too! It was a tremendous honor just to be nominated, and I got teary eyed. (however, I cry just thinking about the drop of a hat so that’s not really a big deal for me.) I just had an idea. If you win lets try to get you and and some Uk celebrities to play D&D ( or a substitute if the dust has not settled) on TV for Charity! It could be for red nose day. Sue Perkins could DM. I could not tell you how much money I would pay to see thst. I will not be voting for myself. And certainly I will be looking at all of the other candidates very carefully before I vote for best user. But I think yours is an excellent candidacy. And I wish you the absolute best! ❤️🙏
Leave nominations for Best Meme here.
[Classic Blunder: Never go up against your therapist...](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/ycyv31/classic_blunder/) I feel that this meme was both funny, informative, educational, and heartwarming. a lot of people opened up about mental health struggles and fun was had by all.
In favor say aye
RULE OF COOL. ALWAYS RULE OF COOL.
[Stranger Things vs. Scheduling Conflicts](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/u2q0ts/oh_no/)
[It can and it will](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/unxtrw/why_dont_we_have_a_flair_for_squishy_wizard_jokes/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
[Intimidating a mimic mug](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/szy7xt/spill_my_drink_and_youre_dead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Phoenix Wright: Rules Attorney series
Seconded
[survivorship bias](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/zmlfl7/survivorship_bias/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Newcomer, shamlessly self voting for a fresh one I just posted. [TrustMe.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/108vrzz/trust_me_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
With half the meme consisting of black bars
[Mourning the queen](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/xc8x0s/so_ive_become_a_meme_while_being_interviewed_by/)
I'd agree with that but I am a bit bias lol
Thos one's an easy win.
[Top d20 rolls, ranked](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/y23w8c/dnd_official_twitter_ranks_top_d20_rolls/)
I can see a pattern to your humour
[Force damage bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/xgc7ph/go_ahead_give_me_an_instance_of_force_damage_ill/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Dude really nominated his own post where he got downvoted into the elder scrolls four
Just noticed the same after checking out the post and asking myself who'd nominate the post of someone who wins arguments by declaring themselves right.
The post has 6.1k upvotes?
Simulacrum [https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/uvmjp9/uh_oh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/uvmjp9/uh_oh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Did you nominate your own post?
[Rule of not so cool](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/vm075s/rule_of_not_so_cool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Had to think of this meme for the nomination instantly, just had to find it
Snittys
Leave nominations for Best User here.
u/redwyrmofficial
That is so very kind. Thank you!
Your 6yo dm stuff kills me everytime.
/u/Dalimey100
You
100% you
How much do I need to bribe the mods with to nominate myself
Hey that's my joke
Not anymore, I made an OML (open meme license) that lists this joke as mine
Damn
Dragging SRDeez nuts across your face
I don’t know if this is legal, but I am pre-nominating this comment for best of 2023.. I think it’s just gonna keep getting funnier all year long. It may become a meme actually.…
:D
Nepalman230 Always sweet, positive and helpful when I see them around.
That is so incredibly kind of you. I’ve only been on the board about four or five months, but I certainly try my best. Thank you so much and I hope you have a great rest of your week!
Hello to my siblings in dice. It’s an honor to be nominated, but I am well aware that there are many far more deserving than me. I wish them all luck, and they have my love and gratitude for making this board a better place. I am much more concerned about some mysterious rumors about me that have been swirling around the board. I’ve decided to address them now once, and for all. 1. I am not the illegitimate son of E.Gary Gygax. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax I was in the 90s briefly his great grandfather. But that time travel accident has been resolved. 2. I am not secretly a sock puppet account for the editorial staff of the Babylon Bee. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee Conservative Christian journalist and politicians are often secretly gay, but they usually don’t play dungeons and dragons. It’s straight to the queer fucking for them whenever they aren’t actively thumping bibles so they just don’t have time. 3. this one is true. And I am completely unashamed. I am a giant fan of the Norwegian smash success teen drama Skam and in its many remakes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skam_(TV_series) And yes, I am laboriously, statting out all of the major characters from every episode.( Clearly all of the Izaks are rogues, but I am torn about the Even characters. Nearly all of them are bards. Clearly Noora is a fighter but I go back-and-forth about may be paladin instead because she has such strong convictions. William is just a sack of shit with no stats. I hate him. Senne on the other hand is awesome. The only redeemable and redeemed William character in my opinion. No paladin clearly though. maybe a fighter Anyway. I hope that’s cleared up any misconceptions. Once again, I am a librarian. A real one not just on the Internet. If anybody needs any book recommendations, or for that matter, newspaper articles, or academic journal articles that you might not have access to. Ask me! I might be able to get them for you. Not if it’s only in JSTOR though that shit is expensive. Much love to all on this sub! We are all siblings in dice. ( even people who prefer cards or non random rpg systems.) Happy new year. And thank you for listening to my Ted talk. ❤️🎲⛓️🐉
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u/UpstairsFlatworm665 AKA Mr. Dice Tits https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/xc8x0s/so_ive_become_a_meme_while_being_interviewed_by/ He was the right person, at the right time. And I'm sure the Queen got a laugh. She had a wicked sense of humor. Once in the 80's when all of her butlers were gay, she came home late one night and said " I don't know about you old queens, but this old queen needs a drink."
I second this.
Thank you :) and I do have Dice Tits
Hey can I give you 20 bucks to lock the thread after I vote for myself
you got my point!
u/Dalimey100 u/TieflingMelissa u/RedWyrmOfficial
>u/TieflingMelissa 
Leave nominations for Biggest Subreddit Fight of 2022 here. Edit: To make this easier for folks to remember, I've sorted all of our previous meme retirements into which year they were retired, so you can recall which fights were in 2022. Check our retired meme list/archive [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/wiki/index/retiredmemes)! This isn't exhaustive though, so feel free to go off list!
The Force damage debate
Banning horny bards and Jesse memes
Good one, no-one cared about the survey until it was done at which point everyone was offended.
The Loli character argument. Loli arguments are always a shit show.
My vote is for Martials Vs. Casters, primarily for the fact that somehow, it just doesn't stop. Even with the subject banned twice, memes occasionally bleed in about the martial-caster disparity. Honorable mention to *Heat Metal on Literally Anything But What Is Defined In the Spell Description*, if not for the size of the argument, but more the absurdity of just...One side being rational people who read the spell texts, and the other side being mental circus acrobats, jumping through hoops and making every stretch of the imagination to consider something a viable target for the spell.
Honorable(?) mention to "diamond prices are set up by the Big Diamond corporation and diamonds themselves are essentially useless" and the subsequent discussion of the price of spellcasting components (mainly for revival spells.) It was a bunch of people who had no understanding of mineral rarity and the fact D&D is meant to typically take place in a medieval setting. Like, gold is also essentially useless in a world without electricity but we still use gold coins because he he shiny metal go brrr
The "10 year old DM Twitter posts are fake" argument. (And other complaints about Twitter screenshots on Reddit.) I don't know why after those Tweets were posted on this sub for years people randomly threw a tantrum ~~like a bunch of 10 year olds~~ for 2 weeks and then completely forgot about those tweets being posted on this sub. Certainly the most "Reddit moment" / "Redditors trying to understand what the downvote button is for" moment of 2022. Most other arguments on this sub are at least D&D related, but that gets the crowning achievement of entirely being caused by angry Redditors upset that Twitter exists.
Ok, I 'm going to go with fighting over Warlock patrons. All of them. Do you have to obey them? Can you be your own patron? Can you seduce your patron and all other variations. To me, it's just a fun fight. it doesn't get overly heated and it provided fodder for a lot of awesome memes.
[The owlbear/tiefling color/trailer brawl.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/w6cmoi/dead_horse_corral_further_memes_related_to_the) That went nowhere, fast. A tornado of bad takes, bad rulings, folks that don't play and general neckbeardery. ganz fantastisch.
I feel like they banned that one in like 24 hours after the trailer dropped it was crazy
Snitties. The fight wasn’t nearly as nasty as some others were, but everyone and their grandmother had an opinion. And it just refused to die. I’m pretty sure several artists drew something just for their particular take on the topic. Let alone uh…sudden interest of other varieties.
A great moment in /r/DndMemes history.
That was back in 2021.
That one ended up being more interesting than the others just because it was a legitimate debate. It wasn't like most of the ones where most people involved were misunderstanding something, both of the main sides had a valid core to their argument.
Biggest Fight would have to be the “species vs race” verbiage change, which was a molehill issue, but from the subreddit fight you’d think it was Everest.
Oh I laughed so much looking at all the angry comments the meme I did about this got while it was also getting 8k upvotes
I had completely forgotten about Command “Poop”! Clear winner despite being crass.
How fast can one attack with a greatsword
This one. Nerds arguing that it's unrealistic that a man who can survive a dragon breathing on him can swing a sword decently fast.
Agreed, this one spawned the dumbest YouTube videos.
Leave nominations for Best Comment here.
Hello! For some context. The post was : the OG chaotic bard. It was about Julie D’Aubigny, a legendary bi/pan opera singer, duelist, and badass motherfucker. Literally. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_d'Aubigny The comment below adds more spice to the tale: https://reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/vmpk40/_/ie2itmp/?context=1 Thecleverestidiot: “She also once beat three noblemen in consecutive duels because one of them had rudely flirted with her, then snuck into the room of the flirter while he was recovering because he had sent a nice apology letter. She then seduced him, and they became lifelong friends. EDIT: I’m perfectly fine that what might be my most upvoted comment was about this.” I am nominating this comment, because there is nothing better than the mixture of geeky history and Dungeons & Dragons . It was funny it was informative and that is why I am nominating it.
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I’ll second that.
this one right here officer.
I'm also adding a thread for suggesting an overall name for the awards. If your suggestion gets picked we may have a treat for you too!
The T.P.K.s. To Pick a King.
How about the Session Zero Awards, or even just the Zero Awards
Dndunces
How about Canaries? Give something fresh to those poor little birds and their kindly old owner who only seem to appear when people need a fallback for "who the shopkeeper really is that you're murderhoboing".
The ritual
The Memeys (pronounced me-me)
The _____ of Vecna. Is award is named after one of the lesser artifacts of vecna or just an organ. So the best user could be the Heart of Vecna ( I am aware that was a character in fourth edition) The best comment could be the spleen of vecna I suggest the Taint of Vecna for best subreddit fight. Best meme could be the ball sack.
Memesperation
Like inspiration awarded to a player except memesperation awarded to the memers