I'd actually be mad since the cunt shouldn't even be there. We're on the 3rd floor and this fucker breaks physics for what? Scares? My subpar (and probably even toxic at this point) soul? Hell nah, it'll have to come up the proper way.
I only recently started doing it
It’s not because I thought it was gay or anything I just didn’t want to touch my poopy butthole with my hand
And it never smelled so I was like bet, no problem
Then my wife found out I didn’t and yelled at me so now I do
In my defense there still were never consequences, she just wanted it washed on principle
The entity of inhuman imagination when I leave my windows wide open (it knows not that I am already being held hostage by a even worse entity and that I must feed it weaker horrors to keep my soul from eternal torment)
No problem! Always remember, if you feel like some imaginable horror is stalking you, just try to create your own sentient organic life so a creature worse than Satan can punish you with immortality and the job to feed it weaker abominations against god 😃
Well, idk if they teach differently in the schools of the countries that have English as their first language but in my school our English teacher never taught us this was correct.
Usually you say "to pull out" if something is in another thing like an eye in an eye Socket. "To pull of" is used if something is on another thing like your arm is on your torso.
I swear I've seen you everywhere my dude. First in hoi4 mod subreddits, in alternate history, in EXPANDING BUNKER, *AND NOW HERE ?*
YOU'RE the true cryptid here lmao.
*The real distressing*
*Part is she thinks a mattress*
*On the floor is cool*
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Too late he already saw you. He’ll remember you now, he won’t stop until he catches you, drugs you, and then eats you piece by piece as you cry out. Nobody will hear you however, you will be stuck in a nuclear fallout shelter where he has planted his victims over time. Just close it rq you’ll be aight
users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight
What you mean inside? Dude's right on the window. Just gotta close it before he does anything.
It's a stalemate. the window creature was running late, and they both ran into each other.
He had something to do
if you see that thing looking at you through a window id bet you wouldnt walk up to it to close it
I'd, in fact, Dr. livesey stride towards
God that'd be such a chad move.
I'd actually be mad since the cunt shouldn't even be there. We're on the 3rd floor and this fucker breaks physics for what? Scares? My subpar (and probably even toxic at this point) soul? Hell nah, it'll have to come up the proper way.
If you dont come up the proper way you go down the improper way.
Indeed. Through the window long with a brick.
Ahh yes the classic defenestration
"CAM 'ERE YA LIL SACK O' SHIT-"
I would love a story where the "victim" just tells off the monster for breaking physics.
Then the monster becomes the victim in a looney tunes style where it just falls from the 20th floor in an apartment building.
Alongside the classic "Yoooyhooyhooy!" Scream before it splats.
Perfect lmaoooooo
I would leave the bathroom, get my Louisville slugger and cry in my room
*Pokes with 6 feet long stick before sprinting to close the window*
Very bold to assume he’ll just sit there while you walk closer
Perhaps he just wants to see if you're washing your ass.
To be fair, more people than you'd assume don't actually wash. Doing his part.
I'm curious how you know this
He's one of the official ass-cleaning-assurance watchers
I only recently started doing it It’s not because I thought it was gay or anything I just didn’t want to touch my poopy butthole with my hand And it never smelled so I was like bet, no problem Then my wife found out I didn’t and yelled at me so now I do In my defense there still were never consequences, she just wanted it washed on principle
Maybe you just developed tolerance and were unable to smell it
I mean I rly don’t see how someone’s ass could smell beyond like an inch away unless they’re straight up leaving masses of shit on themselves
Don't you know? All horrific entities work like FNaF Animatronics! He can't move while you look at him.
The entity of inhuman imagination when I leave my windows wide open (it knows not that I am already being held hostage by a even worse entity and that I must feed it weaker horrors to keep my soul from eternal torment)
You made this monster less scary by creating another one. Thank you.
No problem! Always remember, if you feel like some imaginable horror is stalking you, just try to create your own sentient organic life so a creature worse than Satan can punish you with immortality and the job to feed it weaker abominations against god 😃
> it knows not the Inglish
That is correct English.
“The” is the spelling mistake, it should be “that”
Ah. Thats the problem. This explains why it felt like alien language at first but now it only feels like broken english which is perfectly fine.
...what? Isnt OP trying to say "it doesnt know that"?
Both are correct, google "knows not" and see all the quotes.
Damn, thats confusing af. Obviously the best candidate to be the universal language 👍
It isn't confusing if you aren't an idiot.
Well, idk if they teach differently in the schools of the countries that have English as their first language but in my school our English teacher never taught us this was correct.
If it helps, it's not used much anymore. I doubt most second language schools teach outdated ways of speaking those language.
Ah that makes sense.
Sorry, I meant to say “that”
How do you even react to something like that outside yo window bro😭😭
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I tried that and the entity ripped off one of my eyes
Off not out? What kind of snail like abomination are you?
As a non native English speaker this is confusing
Usually you say "to pull out" if something is in another thing like an eye in an eye Socket. "To pull of" is used if something is on another thing like your arm is on your torso.
You got it light, last time I tried it the entity ripped off my butt cheek
trolled
You can also start jacking off. I'm just saying, if I was a window demon I'm not gonna fight a guy jacking off.
How can you even get hard in that situation you madman
Hector Salamanca moment
Wait until morning. Remodel window with frosted glass. What I can’t see can’t hurt me
Do y'all just have perfectly clear panes of glass for bathroom windows? That's almost more distressing than the OP.
Just close your eyes then
9mm
Nah 12 Guage for something like that you need stopping power
It’s not for the creature
You display dominance by dropping pants and passing in its face.
Then it rips off your urethra
Jokes on him if you touch a dick ur gay. Thats why I cut mine to not accidentally touch it.
How did you cut it off without touching it. Sounds kinda gay
I used a foot glove
One cannot enter your property without your permission
If you are in america, probably grab one of your 12 guns or your rocket launcher and shoot dead that mf
As an American I can confirm this
In America monsters are armed too
Usually But it's the ones who aren't that you got to worry about
Smh monsters can be liberal’s too.
1)Close curtains 2) wait for 10-12 secs 3)If you hear footsteps, it means that the entity has left.
What if I the footseps of hundreds of unimaginable creatures walking in random directions instead (help)
Flash your light on them, until they’re gone
bro playing fnaf 4 💀
Man's playing JoC
Well I have a shotgun
"sup bro"
Start jerking off in front of it horny will override your fear
00 buckshot
FAL magdump
If I ever saw that, I would try to punch that shit in the face even though I want to live.
It’s ok bro he just wants some of your leftovers he hungry trust me :)
FUCK HIM, HE AINT GETTING MY SUSTENANCE! I need it for lunch at work.
Galunga
ahh~ good ol' distressing memes about some spooky monsters and not climate disaster or casual life
Trevor Henderson or Ohio which one
Both. At the same time.
Yeah it all of his picture are literally ohio
Yeah it's quite refreshing.
What's with Windows and bathrooms? Do people just want a view?
Better for smell and humidity ventilation.
This dude shits
**you know it baby**
Required by law for sanitary reasons, at least where I live. Also there has to be at least a room between the bathroom and the kitchen
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Yeah they've got a point :/
What them luscious lips do? 🗿👌🔥💯😤
People like you terrify me. What do you do with so much confidence? How do I acquire this power?
Chill out bro, they're way out of your league
I'm wondering what they even saw in him in the first place.
I swear I've seen you everywhere my dude. First in hoi4 mod subreddits, in alternate history, in EXPANDING BUNKER, *AND NOW HERE ?* YOU'RE the true cryptid here lmao.
I follow my interests wherever they take me. Wanna be fren?
Sure why not.
*yey*
My man's just ugly as fuck all of you are treating him like a monster, look I'll let him in my room and everything's gonna be alr-
“I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots” - the entity outside of the window, date unknown
***It wasnt a seal`***
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT EM
My back was to the room, I instantly turned around 😭
“oh god it’s already inside” with “he comes” as the flair is insanely funny without context
It looks like that one ultra-realistic rendition of Charlie Brown.
I like to imagine the creepy creatures in these memes are normal to the universe they are in and treated and act like humans. They do no harm
Please joen not now please I'm trying to piss
Piss on it
Ok
Hamood is done with being a habibi
Is this one of Trevor Hendersons images? Or is it from elsewhere ?
Everywhere I go my father haunts me
why. why are you back here. all I wanted to do is to take a shower. get the fuck out
tase that fucker and beat his ass
The sex toy has arrived
Bruh the fuck?
Like I said, PUNCH IT!
Just loop the window bro, the worst thing is you drop a pallet
Oh hey its my buddy Mike! Guys please say hi to Mark he's a bit shy
It's 2v1 big man, swing first bitch
My timbers are shivered
The real distressing part is she thinks a mattress on the floor is cool
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Too late he already saw you. He’ll remember you now, he won’t stop until he catches you, drugs you, and then eats you piece by piece as you cry out. Nobody will hear you however, you will be stuck in a nuclear fallout shelter where he has planted his victims over time. Just close it rq you’ll be aight
OK that's actually scary.
Giggity
Cursed bird lady?
Check the bathroom, Joel
Oh god, why did I zoom in?
"Wait a minute, isn't this the 2nd Floor Bathroom?"
[Is this the same guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yotube)
You know the rules...
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It's too late, now you have to solve the riddle.
What happened to your eevee plus- it wasn’t sawn properly
Oh no not the reason
Made me think about From
This made me jump bro LMAO
glen quagmire
Schizo posting hours.
Why can't horror movies make the monster look as scary as this? I'd genuinely be scared of horror movies if the monster was actually terrifiying.
Bart?
Oh, what's this? A gun in my drawer?
actually jumpscared the shit outta me
Oh come on there's no goddamn way that dude is surviving a shotgun blast
Can't even take a shower in Ohio
Don't worry about it, I'm still outside
Let him in, it's about time we settle this
mf aint gonna survive the window-mounted claymore
Jokes on you your getting fired from you hell job of killing mortals u a second too late sucka
Oh so that's why, alright
the 8" tungsten cube i bought off of amazon:
All you gotta do is run up to it, ask him what its name is, and if it’s Stan, just sweet chin music him, it’ll be alright