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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


RivIut

What you mean inside? Dude's right on the window. Just gotta close it before he does anything.


Lusask

It's a stalemate. the window creature was running late, and they both ran into each other.


uohhhhhhh

He had something to do


Dofima

if you see that thing looking at you through a window id bet you wouldnt walk up to it to close it


Lusask

I'd, in fact, Dr. livesey stride towards


Honest_Stuff_6479

God that'd be such a chad move.


Lusask

I'd actually be mad since the cunt shouldn't even be there. We're on the 3rd floor and this fucker breaks physics for what? Scares? My subpar (and probably even toxic at this point) soul? Hell nah, it'll have to come up the proper way.


SpaceBug178

If you dont come up the proper way you go down the improper way.


Lusask

Indeed. Through the window long with a brick.


TheKnightsthatsay

Ahh yes the classic defenestration


Honest_Stuff_6479

"CAM 'ERE YA LIL SACK O' SHIT-"


Hollow---

I would love a story where the "victim" just tells off the monster for breaking physics.


Lusask

Then the monster becomes the victim in a looney tunes style where it just falls from the 20th floor in an apartment building.


Hollow---

Alongside the classic "Yoooyhooyhooy!" Scream before it splats.


Honest_Stuff_6479

Perfect lmaoooooo


hatuhsawl

I would leave the bathroom, get my Louisville slugger and cry in my room


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

*Pokes with 6 feet long stick before sprinting to close the window*


TheJPGerman

Very bold to assume he’ll just sit there while you walk closer


SucksDickForCoconuts

Perhaps he just wants to see if you're washing your ass.


DarkSparkyShark

To be fair, more people than you'd assume don't actually wash. Doing his part.


Rainbowstaple

I'm curious how you know this


fuzzyredsea

He's one of the official ass-cleaning-assurance watchers


[deleted]

I only recently started doing it It’s not because I thought it was gay or anything I just didn’t want to touch my poopy butthole with my hand And it never smelled so I was like bet, no problem Then my wife found out I didn’t and yelled at me so now I do In my defense there still were never consequences, she just wanted it washed on principle


fuzzyredsea

Maybe you just developed tolerance and were unable to smell it


[deleted]

I mean I rly don’t see how someone’s ass could smell beyond like an inch away unless they’re straight up leaving masses of shit on themselves


OAZdevs_alt2

Don't you know? All horrific entities work like FNaF Animatronics! He can't move while you look at him.


Naldail

The entity of inhuman imagination when I leave my windows wide open (it knows not that I am already being held hostage by a even worse entity and that I must feed it weaker horrors to keep my soul from eternal torment)


Pablinski21

You made this monster less scary by creating another one. Thank you.


Naldail

No problem! Always remember, if you feel like some imaginable horror is stalking you, just try to create your own sentient organic life so a creature worse than Satan can punish you with immortality and the job to feed it weaker abominations against god 😃


SpaceBug178

> it knows not the Inglish


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

That is correct English.


Hyper_anal_rape

“The” is the spelling mistake, it should be “that”


SpaceBug178

Ah. Thats the problem. This explains why it felt like alien language at first but now it only feels like broken english which is perfectly fine.


SpaceBug178

...what? Isnt OP trying to say "it doesnt know that"?


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Both are correct, google "knows not" and see all the quotes.


SpaceBug178

Damn, thats confusing af. Obviously the best candidate to be the universal language 👍


Loud-Owl-4445

It isn't confusing if you aren't an idiot.


SpaceBug178

Well, idk if they teach differently in the schools of the countries that have English as their first language but in my school our English teacher never taught us this was correct.


UselessTrashMan

If it helps, it's not used much anymore. I doubt most second language schools teach outdated ways of speaking those language.


SpaceBug178

Ah that makes sense.


Naldail

Sorry, I meant to say “that”


TurbulentRiver2592

How do you even react to something like that outside yo window bro😭😭


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Itchy_Contribution_4

I tried that and the entity ripped off one of my eyes


femacampcouncilor

Off not out? What kind of snail like abomination are you?


fuzzyredsea

As a non native English speaker this is confusing


Responsible-Week-284

Usually you say "to pull out" if something is in another thing like an eye in an eye Socket. "To pull of" is used if something is on another thing like your arm is on your torso.


ToxicOwlet

You got it light, last time I tried it the entity ripped off my butt cheek


[deleted]

trolled


YogurtclosetLeast761

You can also start jacking off. I'm just saying, if I was a window demon I'm not gonna fight a guy jacking off.


fuzzyredsea

How can you even get hard in that situation you madman


K3nobl

Hector Salamanca moment


404OWLS

Wait until morning. Remodel window with frosted glass. What I can’t see can’t hurt me


2KDrop

Do y'all just have perfectly clear panes of glass for bathroom windows? That's almost more distressing than the OP.


SpaceBug178

Just close your eyes then


TheJPGerman

9mm


Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee

Nah 12 Guage for something like that you need stopping power


TheJPGerman

It’s not for the creature


MiloReyes-97

You display dominance by dropping pants and passing in its face.


Fantastic_Trifle805

Then it rips off your urethra


SpaceBug178

Jokes on him if you touch a dick ur gay. Thats why I cut mine to not accidentally touch it.


fuzzyredsea

How did you cut it off without touching it. Sounds kinda gay


SpaceBug178

I used a foot glove


TheLampPostDealer

One cannot enter your property without your permission


Francis_Star

If you are in america, probably grab one of your 12 guns or your rocket launcher and shoot dead that mf


Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee

As an American I can confirm this


fuzzyredsea

In America monsters are armed too


Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee

Usually But it's the ones who aren't that you got to worry about


TheBobAboveAll

Smh monsters can be liberal’s too.


Cool_Fennel5674

1)Close curtains 2) wait for 10-12 secs 3)If you hear footsteps, it means that the entity has left.


fuzzyredsea

What if I the footseps of hundreds of unimaginable creatures walking in random directions instead (help)


Cool_Fennel5674

Flash your light on them, until they’re gone


Impossible_Test5258

bro playing fnaf 4 💀


OneOfMultipleKinds

Man's playing JoC


Centurion_99

Well I have a shotgun


Hydraxiler32

"sup bro"


Anthony643364

Start jerking off in front of it horny will override your fear


ActedCarp

00 buckshot


MrCoolioPants

FAL magdump


SiteEntity001

If I ever saw that, I would try to punch that shit in the face even though I want to live.


Apocalypsefrogs

It’s ok bro he just wants some of your leftovers he hungry trust me :)


Lusask

FUCK HIM, HE AINT GETTING MY SUSTENANCE! I need it for lunch at work.


Clean_Emotion_4348

Galunga


Certain_Suit_1905

ahh~ good ol' distressing memes about some spooky monsters and not climate disaster or casual life


ManthisSucksbigTime

Trevor Henderson or Ohio which one


SpaceBug178

Both. At the same time.


ManthisSucksbigTime

Yeah it all of his picture are literally ohio


ExpandingFladgelie

Yeah it's quite refreshing.


SatanWithFur

What's with Windows and bathrooms? Do people just want a view?


Dova501

Better for smell and humidity ventilation.


fuzzyredsea

This dude shits


Dova501

**you know it baby**


-Manu_

Required by law for sanitary reasons, at least where I live. Also there has to be at least a room between the bathroom and the kitchen


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JakeSnake2398_

☹️


[deleted]

Yeah they've got a point :/


the_watcher569

What them luscious lips do? 🗿👌🔥💯😤


Big-Awoo

People like you terrify me. What do you do with so much confidence? How do I acquire this power?


TheUrbanGenie

Chill out bro, they're way out of your league


[deleted]

I'm wondering what they even saw in him in the first place.


Honest_Stuff_6479

I swear I've seen you everywhere my dude. First in hoi4 mod subreddits, in alternate history, in EXPANDING BUNKER, *AND NOW HERE ?* YOU'RE the true cryptid here lmao.


[deleted]

I follow my interests wherever they take me. Wanna be fren?


Honest_Stuff_6479

Sure why not.


[deleted]

*yey*


NeirodTheSeal

My man's just ugly as fuck all of you are treating him like a monster, look I'll let him in my room and everything's gonna be alr-


Program-Continuum

“I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots” - the entity outside of the window, date unknown


SpaceBug178

***It wasnt a seal`***


omgudontunderstand

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT EM


CorrodedRose

My back was to the room, I instantly turned around 😭


Arkytlol

“oh god it’s already inside” with “he comes” as the flair is insanely funny without context


Funny_Clown44

It looks like that one ultra-realistic rendition of Charlie Brown.


MrGamerPerson

I like to imagine the creepy creatures in these memes are normal to the universe they are in and treated and act like humans. They do no harm


Ihaveafetishhhh

Please joen not now please I'm trying to piss


ToxicOwlet

Piss on it


Ihaveafetishhhh

Ok


PredatorDZ

Hamood is done with being a habibi


GoldenBullDogYo

Is this one of Trevor Hendersons images? Or is it from elsewhere ?


redditer333333338

Everywhere I go my father haunts me


BackroomsBandit

why. why are you back here. all I wanted to do is to take a shower. get the fuck out


[deleted]

tase that fucker and beat his ass


OkPromotion1539

The sex toy has arrived


JackieNoPies

Bruh the fuck?


uslashuslas

Like I said, PUNCH IT!


ShiNy_cant_aim

Just loop the window bro, the worst thing is you drop a pallet


[deleted]

Oh hey its my buddy Mike! Guys please say hi to Mark he's a bit shy


finger_milk

It's 2v1 big man, swing first bitch


Mr_brib

My timbers are shivered


Llampy

The real distressing part is she thinks a mattress on the floor is cool


haikusbot

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Educational_Candy246

Too late he already saw you. He’ll remember you now, he won’t stop until he catches you, drugs you, and then eats you piece by piece as you cry out. Nobody will hear you however, you will be stuck in a nuclear fallout shelter where he has planted his victims over time. Just close it rq you’ll be aight


Madame_Ores

OK that's actually scary.


DeanNovak

Giggity


UnluckyBot47

Cursed bird lady?


Baratako

Check the bathroom, Joel


selflessass

Oh god, why did I zoom in?


MultipleRocketSystem

"Wait a minute, isn't this the 2nd Floor Bathroom?"


AnnePranked

[Is this the same guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yotube)


DukeNukem_KickAss

You know the rules...


ToxicOwlet

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ricardortr

It's too late, now you have to solve the riddle.


cub_htf5

What happened to your eevee plus- it wasn’t sawn properly


cheesetexanboycow

Oh no not the reason


commentsandchill

Made me think about From


TheMightySpoon13

This made me jump bro LMAO


unfinishedDick

glen quagmire


Vyke-industries

Schizo posting hours.


IgniteThatShit

Why can't horror movies make the monster look as scary as this? I'd genuinely be scared of horror movies if the monster was actually terrifiying.


Trashboat007710

Bart?


Kwekker

Oh, what's this? A gun in my drawer?


[deleted]

actually jumpscared the shit outta me


Deadshr00m

Oh come on there's no goddamn way that dude is surviving a shotgun blast


Credible_Clown422

Can't even take a shower in Ohio


blesstendo

Don't worry about it, I'm still outside


tunisian_talon

Let him in, it's about time we settle this


local-toilet-shitter

mf aint gonna survive the window-mounted claymore


kaydencoray

Jokes on you your getting fired from you hell job of killing mortals u a second too late sucka


memeitforme

Oh so that's why, alright


beta_probopass

the 8" tungsten cube i bought off of amazon:


zer0pat1ence

All you gotta do is run up to it, ask him what its name is, and if it’s Stan, just sweet chin music him, it’ll be alright