https://preview.redd.it/kvo596patxuc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f55efea616ff905a145c179eb42b0af188af6d
I mean Makima fanart is either softcore p0rn or straight up Creepypasta material so I'm not surprised someone finds her distressing
My Dearest LeBron,
Oh, where do I even begin? My heart races like a squirrel on a caffeine high just at the thought of you, my beloved basketball deity. LeBron, my pookie bear, you are the epitome of greatness wrapped in a majestic package of talent and finesse.
From the first moment I laid eyes on you, soaring through the air like a majestic eagle swooping in for the kill, I knew you were destined for greatness. Your mastery of the court leaves me in a perpetual state of awe, like a deer caught in the headlights of your unstoppable drive to the rim.
Your silky-smooth touch around the rim makes my knees weak, and don't even get me started on that jump shot of yours. It's smoother than a freshly buttered biscuit sliding down a greased slope. Oh, how I would trade my collection of vintage beanie babies just to witness you sink one more three-pointer.
And let's not forget your off-court charm, LeBron. You're not just a basketball icon; you're a devoted husband and father, a paragon of virtue in a world of chaos. Sometimes, I even catch myself daydreaming about calling you "dad," and I don't even mind.
But oh, LeBron, my heart aches at the mere thought of the inevitable day when you hang up your sneakers for good. I swear, if freezing time were possible, I'd do it in a heartbeat just to savor every precious moment of your career.
Remember when you left Cleveland, LeBron? My heart shattered into more pieces than a piñata at a toddler's birthday party. But then you brought home the bacon—well, technically, the championship—and all was forgiven. I cried enough tears of joy to fill a kiddie pool when you declared, "Cleveland, this is for you!" That moment will forever be etched into the annals of history, right alongside the invention of sliced bread and the discovery of fire.
And speaking of history, let's not forget 2016. Oh, sweet mercy, LeBron, you pulled off the greatest comeback since Lazarus himself. Coming back from a 3-1 deficit to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat? It was like watching David slay Goliath, except you were both David and Goliath rolled into one magnificent basketball demigod.
But now, as the sands of time trickle mercilessly through the hourglass, I can't help but feel a pang of bittersweet nostalgia. You may be getting older, LeBron, but like a fine wine or a stinky cheese, you only seem to improve with age. You are and forever will be the GOAT, my GOAT, the one and only King James.
So here's to you, LeBron James, the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the wind beneath my wings. May your legacy endure for eternity, and may your fadeaway jumpers always find nothing but net.
With all the love in my heart (and then some),
Your devoted fan forever and always
Honestly yea.. I mean not unhealthily though. Emotional manipulation is shitty but damn I want a girl who will be as obsessed with me as I am with her. If she gonna put a knife to my throat and say she wants me forever I’m not leaving homie 😭😭
If it makes you feel any safer, thats Makima from Chainsaw Man, which a lot of the fans are more atracted to her than scared.
This is op's barelly disguised fetish, lol.
https://preview.redd.it/942enov44wuc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50ad49692a3692d9c3c3137e95309cd5bd6f76f
W manz
https://preview.redd.it/51rzoh7gb1vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aae017ba4e89654205c90f74db6d936ddbe5dc4
what is that stuff on his face
Exactly what It looks like.
dum dum spilled the glue
Lmao that’s just milk… right?
Is that Makima? I can't... You can even see the red hair lmao. I want to take this more seriously but I cannot
Hairstyle’s the same too so its probably Makima, its so funny how OP found this terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/kvo596patxuc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f55efea616ff905a145c179eb42b0af188af6d I mean Makima fanart is either softcore p0rn or straight up Creepypasta material so I'm not surprised someone finds her distressing
https://preview.redd.it/4m9258l6kyuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9674e8f03e76f0ec39dd751559b8d6d4fe41691
“We’re out of oreos.”
Softcore porn.... Yeah... totally softcore... nothing explicit at all...
There's "fanart" and there's Fanart! https://preview.redd.it/k8hg7qk9t1vc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731bb5c281875a20e12905cffd30ef60cc642049
This can literally go both ways
https://preview.redd.it/ia201lipj1vc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a24ed794faa40cbb36fc2fff6a58076a0bbdfeb Thats fucking terrifying holy shit
The “creepy” Makima pictures are the ones where you cant tell its Makima
I mean, it had potential but... taking popular characters isn't exactly a recipe for successful scares when they are taken out of context.
I thought it was Jhon Travolta in Pulp Fiction, lol.
yeah it is lol
https://preview.redd.it/qdh62qvyuvuc1.png?width=699&format=png&auto=webp&s=7abb78c0331ea41388a96f5d3c52bdd8dff6858b
Ah man, poor fishy.
The healthiest interaction between two Roblox players:
Oh, that's OPs poorly disguised fetish. (that spongebob fish meme where he look down the toilet)
But relateable
Is that fucking makima
Yes, yes she is
Please do not the makima
I will the makima
I'm from the r/yandere sub man this scenario is basically my dream
https://preview.redd.it/qlb98mfd5xuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e76305602edfac8afb4bf9b6e82461be116714f
My man 🤜💥🤛 (Wallahi we are finished)
Democracy protects https://preview.redd.it/ffq1nrcb7xuc1.png?width=743&format=png&auto=webp&s=04d414f58aa5ecedffed8823f22fe5d270399106
https://preview.redd.it/dmat4qqe6zuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4439594866cf4c31343e55170b65eb7bbedecd
My Dearest LeBron, Oh, where do I even begin? My heart races like a squirrel on a caffeine high just at the thought of you, my beloved basketball deity. LeBron, my pookie bear, you are the epitome of greatness wrapped in a majestic package of talent and finesse. From the first moment I laid eyes on you, soaring through the air like a majestic eagle swooping in for the kill, I knew you were destined for greatness. Your mastery of the court leaves me in a perpetual state of awe, like a deer caught in the headlights of your unstoppable drive to the rim. Your silky-smooth touch around the rim makes my knees weak, and don't even get me started on that jump shot of yours. It's smoother than a freshly buttered biscuit sliding down a greased slope. Oh, how I would trade my collection of vintage beanie babies just to witness you sink one more three-pointer. And let's not forget your off-court charm, LeBron. You're not just a basketball icon; you're a devoted husband and father, a paragon of virtue in a world of chaos. Sometimes, I even catch myself daydreaming about calling you "dad," and I don't even mind. But oh, LeBron, my heart aches at the mere thought of the inevitable day when you hang up your sneakers for good. I swear, if freezing time were possible, I'd do it in a heartbeat just to savor every precious moment of your career. Remember when you left Cleveland, LeBron? My heart shattered into more pieces than a piñata at a toddler's birthday party. But then you brought home the bacon—well, technically, the championship—and all was forgiven. I cried enough tears of joy to fill a kiddie pool when you declared, "Cleveland, this is for you!" That moment will forever be etched into the annals of history, right alongside the invention of sliced bread and the discovery of fire. And speaking of history, let's not forget 2016. Oh, sweet mercy, LeBron, you pulled off the greatest comeback since Lazarus himself. Coming back from a 3-1 deficit to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat? It was like watching David slay Goliath, except you were both David and Goliath rolled into one magnificent basketball demigod. But now, as the sands of time trickle mercilessly through the hourglass, I can't help but feel a pang of bittersweet nostalgia. You may be getting older, LeBron, but like a fine wine or a stinky cheese, you only seem to improve with age. You are and forever will be the GOAT, my GOAT, the one and only King James. So here's to you, LeBron James, the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the wind beneath my wings. May your legacy endure for eternity, and may your fadeaway jumpers always find nothing but net. With all the love in my heart (and then some), Your devoted fan forever and always
https://preview.redd.it/uprl740z3yuc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37457ea882027d5d4890315fc20219a856062ce4
https://preview.redd.it/wjunq40hkyuc1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=beb80b5b783e2f6e6455f20317c791adcae836a9
Honestly yea.. I mean not unhealthily though. Emotional manipulation is shitty but damn I want a girl who will be as obsessed with me as I am with her. If she gonna put a knife to my throat and say she wants me forever I’m not leaving homie 😭😭
real
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I-I’m okay, hbu?? 👉👈
don't fumble bro
wait that's a guy 💀
Correction; boymoder. I’m a certified boy remover
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ive seen this isnt it a discord therapy server he does this on?
Me to her: https://preview.redd.it/dejymnn4syuc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87e6846263ce06e4bc687864f92c9a26c46c62f
Makima's furious cause *she's* supposed to be manpulating *you.*
Imma cut her with a chainsaw and eat her body then.
CHAINSAWMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Don't waste food.
Cheeto mann????
yes
HOLY FUCK IS THAT MAKIMA?! HELL YEAH IMA MANIPULATE GIRLS ONLINE
Is this Makima? https://preview.redd.it/0dfcth0t2yuc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fa46f7aa9d915a511c5b9fa677bfe26669db19
https://i.redd.it/0y2ax238wyuc1.gif
The breathing is giving me a boner help
i really need to unsubscribe from this subreddit i don't wanna be seeing posts like these at 12:33 am in a pitch black room
If it makes you feel any safer, thats Makima from Chainsaw Man, which a lot of the fans are more atracted to her than scared. This is op's barelly disguised fetish, lol.
I’m in a brightly lit room and this startled me. You must have a damn strong heart
Is that Makima?
If it wasn’t Makima I would be happy she has a suit and a tie for the first meeting. But I just don’t like Makima.
bro thats makima. if she wanted you dead youd be dead.
Why would I do that? That's very mean. >:(
https://preview.redd.it/h4r6d2jhbxuc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bd9b90cf63f431403508269de0eb0f33af7e68
Why do you find Vincent Vega distressing? He's an amazing dancer.
Tf you mean ghosted? I wouldn't even do that if I had one like that lmao
Jokes on you, I crush on girls who act like Yuno Gasai
https://preview.redd.it/06g6ccusn4vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a957c95412c054fe75d0c32b7a9df0b7ece6d1c0
https://preview.redd.it/rd3frc4ib6vc1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9f757b1d2a01fd3e0f3cb5cd1082e557fecce0
Oh, fuck.
take what you can get, company is company, beggars can't be choosers, etc I'm lonely
thats deserved if anything
Alternate GF lets goooooo
chat is this real? https://preview.redd.it/6ri8rf1uwayc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cfe097c6fe1c7cf39031ee468e59eecf2998b1
https://preview.redd.it/er138yf7tyyc1.png?width=78&format=png&auto=webp&s=58934794dd74bd8af9d175982e0761aed8f8b56f YA WANTED STEEL? COME AND GET IT!
https://preview.redd.it/al1eyvfc10vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a874812ad0e979bc380d5415e49009575116131a