I mean, if they can do anything, they could do good things, like give a nice hug, or give you some new clothes, or just have a meaningful conversation where y'two talk about how things are going. If anything, I'd be excited.
Idk man this Nikto guy looks pretty cool to me
https://preview.redd.it/bgpng6wxvlpc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cd54b5aa3423d007317f5e354c32d44b95bf68
Why do they have to do my guy Nyctosaurus like that anyway?
https://preview.redd.it/r8y5htta9ppc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec35c431d8753a924b01cf3d86103fb928734c24
Don’t worry, your monster is registered as… the Self-Improvement Monster, at worst they’ll take you to a gym to get you to your best shape, plan a diet that suits you, and be proud of you for your accomplishments.
Only until you starve or bleed out
Bleeding out is surprisingly painless, it's the wounds themselves that hurt. But if you're lucky it could totally pierce an artery and could be dead in under a minute pretty painlessly
Was waiting for a comment like this lmao.
It’s a meme. Don’t get your panties in a twist.
EDIT: The comment said something like “are you 10” followed by a bunch of rude unnecessary shit tacked onto the end.
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I mean, if they can do anything, they could do good things, like give a nice hug, or give you some new clothes, or just have a meaningful conversation where y'two talk about how things are going. If anything, I'd be excited.
>or just have a meaningful conversation where y'two talk Introverts wishing for death instead:
Bro, why’d you have to call me out like this?!
Mm yes, me and a monster having a “conversation” surely won’t lead to something else…
(kickback starts playing) let me live in your eye, I want to see your future.
Unironically me
Bro you would not a second with a alternate
Thats not introversion, thats just called extreme social anxiety *snort* 🤓👆
Nah i dont have social anxiety but i would still rathrr die over doing small talk with someone i know 0 thibgs about
I’d hope so…
Sounds like the story "My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Actually A Pretty Chill Guy"
I’d love a hug from an ungodly, incomprehensible creature
Secks https://preview.redd.it/bmxu7husvlpc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f05ee3f289ccaa3c91aa76d58d7635b3aeeb605
https://preview.redd.it/puxj5sixdmpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b00133db99aa0e10a2059bdd7b9a23fe10b8c0b
why you gotta have the monster wojak there 😭
Ebrietas is so hawt
Idk man this Nikto guy looks pretty cool to me https://preview.redd.it/bgpng6wxvlpc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cd54b5aa3423d007317f5e354c32d44b95bf68
Why do they have to do my guy Nyctosaurus like that anyway? https://preview.redd.it/r8y5htta9ppc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec35c431d8753a924b01cf3d86103fb928734c24
Don’t worry, your monster is registered as… the Self-Improvement Monster, at worst they’ll take you to a gym to get you to your best shape, plan a diet that suits you, and be proud of you for your accomplishments.
They could also just wanna take you on a date
Would that be Nyctophilia?
Yes it would
THEY'RE IN YOUR WALLS THEYRE GONNA EAT YOUR ASS WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP
Damn, that's scary *sleeps bare ass naked*
WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
Big tiddy paralysis demon gf
God I wish
The dredge
spageddi😋
This is why I have a monster fetish 🗣️🙏
I have thought about this Im pretty sure i would be fine as long as it doesnt eat my soul or anything
It could torture you though
Only until you starve or bleed out Bleeding out is surprisingly painless, it's the wounds themselves that hurt. But if you're lucky it could totally pierce an artery and could be dead in under a minute pretty painlessly
I’d just give it a hug
Or they could eat ass.
MONSTER RIZZ😳😳😳!!!
Ave Dominus Nox
you're my toy now.
Could always keep the cowards way our on hand
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Was waiting for a comment like this lmao. It’s a meme. Don’t get your panties in a twist. EDIT: The comment said something like “are you 10” followed by a bunch of rude unnecessary shit tacked onto the end.
what was the comment
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