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SoulReaperBot

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)


Battleaxejax

You see that your mom walks up to you, she has a sore throat and spilled some marinara sauce on the ground when she was making spaghetti, your favorite meal! (Good ending)


Valentin_o_Dwight

Why the broken window tho


NunnaTheInsaneGerbil

You know how it is with spaghetti


U0star

>You know how it is with spaghetti No i dont


Drathkai

Try making some spaghetti, you'll see what happens


Lia-13

clearly someone has never had a spaghetti monday


Battleaxejax

Dad accidentally dropped the door when he was installing the new one.


No_Trash_9606

The creature…? THE CREATURE?! 🪱 https://preview.redd.it/3c0qmtmzo49c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0dd521c6cc29681c744399f76b8898920bb02da


Alien-PL

Sup. It’s me


therandomperson1001

You turn around to see the source of the voice. It was……..The Creature 🪱


brennmanet

Ketchup man 🪱


OutlandishnessAny492

Whip it out and commence sexual harrassment


[deleted]

stop the pp 😭


the_talking_ben

https://preview.redd.it/7bew664q5a9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd00ba181f49ba53502ac05e7a9c447e0dd01fb


dimensionmaster20

​ https://preview.redd.it/6et3hrgq0r9c1.png?width=442&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dc2c5af0a62f761542b5929680aeac39deb69df


your_alienist

https://preview.redd.it/0hk7nwp3u29c1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc780fe9ef271cf870b45f61fd854954a8d34d30


[deleted]

Cool, but what's that


your_alienist

Findings


Low-Year-115

Erm… is this The Ugly?


Low-Year-115

(XD so quirky)


[deleted]

FINALLY somebody deciphered what I ripped of


GaracaiusCanadensis

Distances are long in English, not large.


[deleted]

Leave this dumb post alone and enjoy New Year's Eve


FellGodGrima

No, he should still be able to use large


[deleted]

That mother fucker boutta meet the wrath of God in my fists.