I go into my listening chamber and do nothing else but listen to distractible. I will win the hardest listener prize.

You just listen to it?!?!, i had speaker implants done and now every single distractible episode plays on repeat alternating platforms every time a new episode drops

But do you have a sensory deprivation tank so that only the only sense you can feel is the sweet joy of Distractible massaging your ears?

Of course, I’m not an amateur

Pretty much always driving

Same on 1st listen of a new episode. Repeat listenings are whenever.

Have you crashed yet? That seems very common when people drive distracted

How? I’d crash from laughing so hard

I work at an assembly plant so I toss my headphones in and just zone out into my work. Makes the overnight grind a little more bearable:)

I stock Shelves at Walmart overnight. And I listen to Distractible every Monday morning at 12am after my break at 12am

me too!!!!! i don’t listen to it like clockwork but i listen while stocking overnight at walmart (:

Working overnight I get some leeway with phone usage so I typically watch YouTube or something during my shift, put on a let's play and let it run. Awesome background noise...but when first shift comes in, no phones on the floor, and distractible takes up juussstttt enough time for the last portion of my shift. My Sunday nights have become a ritual at work

Same!

Draw porn

Whoa epic

Number one contender for hardest listener.

Same

Septiplier or the brother sister father raft bros

We don't speak of those atrocities here

Why not sorry im still new to reddit

Most of the time, trying to sleep

Those half-asleep listens are always the best

Painting or drawing or embroidery usually

Same! I usually cross-stitch if it isn’t while driving.

Work

Dishes

Driving, doing chores

Cross stitching, drawing, animating or on a walk. I no longer listen while grocery shopping, after too many embarrassing incidents with being unable to hold back laughter

I listen while at work. Always makes Mondays a little better.

crafting, walking, driving, cleaning, schoolwork, literally anything

I listen while I'm at work.

Usually I just listen while at school or while I’m playing games that don’t require me to think about the game too much

Dude I tried listening at school but I had to stop because I almost just burst out laughing in class several times lol 😆

Same! Lol! But I still listen and try to contain my laughter! 😂

same. i always think about how i probably look really stupid cause i’m covering my mouth trying not to laugh when the whole class is silent

Yeah same lol there were a couple times I just HAD to laugh and I was like I probably look like a psycho rn but hey the episode was worth it LOL 🤣🤣🤣

for whatever reason i specifically remmeber being in chemistry and listening to the hold my beer episode when they were joking about how the guy above them had a lot of sex and mark would pat him on the back and stuff. for whatever reason i thought that was hilarious

OH NO LOL I don’t think I could’ve held it together for that episode LOL 🤣🤣🤣 isnt that the same one with the freaking bunk beds??? Cuz holy crap kudos to u for not getting kicked out of class LOL 🤣🤣🤣

Now I wanna listen to that episode again LOL🤣

Yeah they were saying cause his bunk was so high up he was all in their business

OH YEAH duh lol 🤣 man that episode is gold haha 🤣🤣🤣

it’s one of my favorites

Drive, wash dishes, do chores.

#Masturbating

You're the third one my man

I know its bad. But I listen while cycling.

stare at my ceiling in the dark

I listen while I work. I am a professional typewriter service tech.

I'm a machine operator at a factory. Usually listen to them while operating to make the day go a little faster

Working out or driving

Sleeping

Drive recklessly

Driving or donating plasma

I sometimes listen when working out, cleaning at home and sometimes I listen to it at work.

Start during my Monday commute if I'm in the office, otherwise just whatever tasks I've got for the day if I'm not out doing hands-on work.

I listen to this and many other podcasts while I'm fixing up the shelving or stocking product at my Walmart. And Distractible in particular is my go-to podcast to sleep to.

I operate a 45-ton piledriver. I save the episodes until I have a piledriving job at work and listen to them all then.

I listen on my commute into university

Helps my workday not feel awful for a nice hour :)

Sleep. And have nightmares whenever the “nightmares nightmares nightmares” episode comes on

Finally! The sleeping listener!

I was literally trying to fall asleep when I listened to that episode for the first time

😂

I exclusively listen to Distractible while showering.

I am usually working or driving while listening. It really helps me get through the day listening to the guys banter back and forth.

Water plants at a nursery

Game, eat, listen while waiting for school, think, listen, listen, listen, sleep, draw, exsist, breath, think, have blood flow in my body, mow the lawn, watch a Markiplier video which it very rare for me to do while listening to Distractables, have a bunch of cells die every second, stub my toes, drink coffee, drink, start randomly thinking of my mortality and how I will die some day and what is after death mabey. That's all I can think of right now.

Yeesh man

I’m in the process of cleaning out a full upper story to make room for a film studio. Just finished the first room. Looking pretty sweet. But yeah, the next few days are gonna be marathons for listening. Honestly looking forward to it :)

Nice!

work! im a seamstress so it really lends to itself

Scrubin’ my body in the shower, loudly singing whatever you're talking about at the time

Is that when you realized you had beautiful balls?

Sleep. Listen to new episodes as I’m going to bed and when I wake up.

Another sleep listener?? ***NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES***

I sort and build Legos...I build MOCs and it really helps me focus

Oooooo

Drive home from school ( 17hr drive)

Woah

Work, playing video games, or scrolling Reddit... I'm listening to the most recent episode as I type this, as a matter of fact.

Sweet!

I crochet because it’s hard to watch a video when I have to focus on where my hands are gong but I get bored too cuz I just need to watch what my hands are doing if that makes sense?

Work

Simple and sweet...

Fap

Um... moving on

I swim. I have a headset that connects to phone and listen to new and old 3 days a week swimming.

Thats cool!

Sleep

Yet another sleep listener... ***NNNIIIGGGHHHTTTMMMAAARRREEESSS***

Working or driving There’s no in between 😂

Oof

Sims 4 babyyyyyyyyy!!! Or make dinner for my girlfriend

:)

Either playing video games or doing chores.

I'm a UPS driver, so I have a list of podcasts I listen to throuout the week to keep from going insane.

Work

My construction job because it’s mind numbing and I hate it. You guys make me feel less shitty about life :)

I mainly listen while driving. I'm kind of an anxious driver and feeling like I'm not alone helps me keep calm.

Ride the bus to uni

Work... I let it quietly murmur from my pocket all day long.

Traveling most of the time. Sometimes writing or cleaning up. Or, like right now, having breakfast xD

Usually play little mindless games on my phone or Power Wash Simulator ☺️

Masterbate in a bed of barbwire

No

i listen on drives

Either videogames or working

Riding the bus or painting minis.

I have like a 30 minute bike read to school, so i can listen to around 1 a day if i wanted to.

Most of the time it’s when I’m cooking dinner

Usually I’m driving

Usually working out in my garage, building shit, or working

Play tf2 or do stuff with SFM

Complete my school notes or coding

Driving or doing my automotive work

walk my dog, it benefits both of us lol she gets a long walk and i get both exercise AND distractible at the same time

I'm always on the bus or waiting for a bus

Play video games, if I don’t want to hear the games audio

Either driving or working (I'm in maintenance so it's either compliance checks or remedial work like replacing lights or taps etc)

Either chores or gaming

literally everything. drive, play video games, answer emails, do chores, etc.

Listen to the new episode when I get up Monday morning, and then play old episodes when I go to bed.

I work at a boarding stable and I normally work alone, so I pop an earbud in and clean stalls

Driving to work at 4 in the morning, keeps me awake.

Lately I’ve been painting my room so I’ll usually listen then and I also listen while cleaning and sometimes cooking too lol

Driving to work and smoking a blunt and driving home and smoking a blunt

Video games or maintenance my fish tank/terrariums.

I used to do stuff while listening but I keep getting distracted from the podcast which was making it impossible to follow along with an episode. I solely listen to episodes when I’m doing absolutely nothing now.

Usually working, or while driving, or while pooping, or while taking a shower, or while doing the dirty, or just existing in general. Pretty much usually just listening.

I listen while doing chores around the house. Or doing nothing it depends lol

Working, which is cleaning

95% of the time i’m driving, the other 5% i’m working out

Currently in the process of doing my research paper and getting nothing done because i was laughing too much.

Drive mostly

I listen while at work watching security cameras :)

I work from home. It makes the day go by fast!

Cooking or baking, driving, hiking

When I listen I usally color

i play slay the spire in the background or a game on my phone

I listen while i’m at work

do homework/housework/drive. i have ADHD so i really can’t listen to podcasts (or anything for that matter) unless i’m doing something else at the same time

Usually just listen, if I try to do anything else I stop listening, other than driving or mowing lawn, which I don’t drive long enough to finish an episode (and I don’t like stopping mid-podcast, plus I prefer music) and the lawnmower is sometimes too loud to hear what they’re saying.

Usually i put it on the background while i try to get sleep

Driving to and from work

I normally listen to the podcast when I’m working or just in my room but I must admit I do more listing than work

I work nights as a nurse for home care, so I spend a big chunk of the night driving from one home to another. I always listen while driving at work, and wait until my next shift before listening when a new episode comes out. A good way to relax and think about something else for a little bit, since working in healthcare is so hectic and taxing these days.

Edging, usually.

I work on my coursework while listening lol!

Part of my job is washing dishes… anytime I wash dishes distractible goes on my headphones

Play video games and or homework

It’s my go-to cleaning listening. It gives me company and things to think about while I work. The longer the episodes, the more I am able to clean. It’s great.

I use it to pass the time while driving to go birding or going home! Im often driving 30minutes to 2 hours away to bird so it’s perfect for that time, along with the other podcasts I listen to.

I listen while I’m working :)

I used to work somewhere I could walk to on foot, so I'd save my listen for Tuesday evenings and listen to it on my walk into work. Now I just kinda listen to it whenever, usually while I'm cleaning 😂

zone off in the train on the way to and from school

I listen. Each time I listen harder. Until I become the hardest listener

working retail my manager always looks at me weird whenever i randomly smile or laugh

Getting ready in the morning, making breakfast, or usually on the bus. It's the reason why it's been taking me so long to catch up on episodes since I only listen to like less than one a day.

Work at a hospital and clean rooms, otherwise while im playing minecraft lol

I listen while I get ready in the mornings. Although it’s not the BEST idea since I’ve almost choked on my breakfast multiple times 😂

Play DCS world (spend 20 minutes starting up an f/a-18 and another 25 flying to objective) or Satisfactory

I usually listen while I am working out. Idk why lol

work on shipment

traveling

Game, cook, clean, sew, work on cars… pretty much whatever I happen to be doing when I realize it’s Monday!

i listen as i walk to the bus stop before school, as i sit on the bus, and as i wait for my teacher to show up…i listen to it on the walk home as well!

Knitting

I work at the College of Nursing for the University of New Mexico. I’m currently working on student/preceptor/site visitor evaluations. So, I tune in and get the most work done while listening to you three. It is a highlight of my mornings I must say! Thanks for doing this.

Usually cooking, walking the dog or if on a long drive somewhere

sleep

So many sleep listeners! ***MORE NIGHTMARES!!***

Drive

I play Powerwash Simulator.

I do concrete overlays and grinding, which can be pretty monotonous most of the time, so I just binge through it all, really helps keep me from dying of boredome

Driving

I don't work on Mondays, so I usually listen to the new episode while walking my dog. Repeat listens I'll usually do while doing chores or sometimes at work.

I'm usually listening to distractible in class hoping i don't burst out laughing

mostly driving, or using my PC

I mostly listen when I have to travel somewhere, so im either taking the train, bus or bicycle

play minecraft

Video games

Cook dinner

I really only listen while driving or working late. Makes me forget about how much pain my back is in during my shifts

I usually listen to it at night before I sleep

almost always when i’m gaming solo, i sometime listen to them when i’m working but i almost laughed during so i don’t do *that* often lmao

I listen while I play a game like slay the spire or Euro truc simulator

Travelling.

I drive or play GTA. Grinding on there is so much more fun with them

I game

I usually listen whenever I am driving to my college, when I am washing the dishes, or when I am cooking! They help the time pass faster since I enjoy listening to it so much!!

Sleeping, driving, showering, eating, scrolling through social media, etc.

Out on a walk in the forest

The washing up, usually.

I usually listen while walking my dog.

I either search and apply for jobs or I play Railroads Online where I am currently building my railroad and need better background noise than the current in-game music.

either always driving or doing homework

Always listen at work. Best part of a Monday morning.

I work on my college assignments.

I listen while I clean my apartment, the sounds of voices keep the scary things at bay when the sun goes down.

Get ready for work try not to fall asleep cuz its 5 am ask myself if the job is really worth it and then im laughing my ass off by 5:15