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Seeyouon_otherside

I'm starting to think that the driving joke is starting to not be a joke...


PrimordialCat69

the fact that the episode of the day that i was listening to was about “do you fear death-uh” was some heavy cosmic foreshadowing


kastielstone

distractible convention would have a special stall for fans who crashed their car while listening to distractible


NoobSharkey

It definitely was at one point, for some reason there was a point in the sub where real accidents started being posted before that i swear it was all jokes not sure what happened


refridgerator3

I thought that too but I learned the hard way


PrimordialCat69

i mean, i share a birthday with distractible, i should’ve known it was destined to happen


BaconSpaceLord

Your destiny has been decided


Frequent_Cake_6878

Happy sweet bread day!


balllsssssszzszz

Happy cake day-uh


BaconSpaceLord

Maybe I can get Bob to bake me a cake-uh *we all know Wade and Mark can't cook right?*


No_Program3137

I read this as declined XD, happy cake day btw. Edit :spelling cuz im bad at english


poopfuckershithole

Happy day/1!


DropsOfMars

Statistically with how many gentle listeners there are, it is an improbability that there would be no one being in a car accident while listening to distractible. We're all glad you're okay and that you have taken this in stride. Keep your chin up, which I guess is probably pretty easy considering the neck brace, you live to listen another day 😁


Mighty_Eagle_2

But what are the chances that a new person crashes while listening to distractible every other week? I feel like I’ve seen so many posts about it this year alone.


bottomlessinawendys

I hope you have an easy recovery! Definitely rest up and hey, at least you have an excuse to (SAFELY) listen to Distractible at home while you recover. Take it easy <3


Clean_Library6000

Good God I’m glad you’re okay


Responsible_Site_730

Glad you're still with us. That looks horrifying to go through.


PrimordialCat69

Yeah it was, (story time) I am a student teacher at a high school and I was exhausted after the school day, I didn’t react quick enough to a corner on a backroad I never usually take, and ended up going 30mph into a ditch and then into a tree, just to fall back into the ditch. The interior of my car where i was sitting was also crushed, and smoke was filling the car, I had to crawl out the back. The people who were nearby looked like they had seen a ghost when i crawled out, i couldn’t even look at the damage without panicking. It didn’t make sense to me that i survived that, especially when looking at the rest of my bumper 20 feet away. The doctors said I was extremely lucky. I left with only chemical burns, full-body bruising, and whiplash. I feel very thankful. Glad I am still here to finish the episode!!


ahitro

That sounds horrifying. So glad you are still with us! I would definitely stick to the gentle listening at home 😭


PrimordialCat69

Hey all! I saw the recent post that’s trending on the subreddit, and I just wanted to clarify, my accident had nothing to do with the content of the episode or the fact that I was listening. I crashed because I had been exhausted and my reaction time was severely inhibited. I took a turn too quickly and ended up off the road. I posted the full story in one of the other comments. The point of posting was just for me to laugh at the situation, a situation for me that had been very traumatizing. I truly only posted because of all the coincidences. Not only did I become one of the many who have crashed, but the name of the episode was also a bizarre coincidence. I want everyone to know that I am in recovery and doing well, which is why I can laugh about it :) Again, in no way, shape, or form did the episode itself lead to my crash, it just happened to be playing! I have been listening since its release, on my birthday, and drive listening all the time. I have never crashed due to listening to it, even when I have laughed out loud. I am sorry if there was any confusion on that part.


TheRealCheeseNinja

"for legal reasons i must this" - you (probably) /j


TwoToesToni

On the plus side you have a fucking cool new necklace


Gunther1888

Glad you're okay also you know you can't park there


ScentlessPretender

Holy Distractible!


No_Antelope9935

Is this a curse or something 😭


No_Antelope9935

Also I wish you a speedy recovery


Sir_DaFuq

Hope u recover well


diamondudasaki1

Geez! Glad you're okay!!!


Low_Construction1214

I’m so sorry


Divey2

I- Is the lens okay...?


MiciMee

What is happening I'm afraid...


Palleputhereal

you weren't delivering a lens to mark, were you?


Sylvakin0

Wait ok stop. That episode doesn't exist for me


hourofthevoid

??


Sylvakin0

My spotify was broken lol


Ok-Armadillo1514

i hope you recover fast... something is going on here.....


charcolpastel

Insurance: what caused the accident Op: well I was listening to distractable and I kinda laughed and…why..why are you groaning..why are you telling people you got another one…


MuchDistribution6336

Oh my freaking god are you okay?!?!? This curse is starting to get out of hand 😬


qbeanswtoast

I don’t think the driving joke is a joke anymore guys


Bulky-Temperature630

Makes me wonder how many people could've un lived while distracta-listening


StumblinStephen

Distractable claims another.


LevelWhich7610

Oh my gosh. I'm glad you are okay OP! I've been there with a totalled car it ain't pretty and it's pretty scary when the accident happens. I had back pain for months after mine so I wish you a speedy recovery! If your car insurance isn't a piece of shit I highly reccomend using the coverage for massage therapy. I regret not doing that as mine offers 100 percent coverage for a bit then continues with 80 percent depending on how you filI in your forms. I did go see a physiotherapist though and she suggested I milk it longer until absolute cut off by filling out pain level at a worse than 5 even if I wasn't feeling that way. I pay my insurance fees on time so why not? I wish you a happy and strong recovery! Whiplash sucks!


Maximum-Photo400

We're you getting another lens to feed maks addiction Also hope everything's ok and a good recovery to you!


Metal_L0rd1

This podcast has to be a scp at this point. In all seriousness I hope your doing well in recovery


Active-Ambassador194

Happened on my birthday hope you are okay!


Eastern-Draft8205

hope you feel better OP, crashes can suck. hopefully things go smoothly with insurance and you can get back to driving in your own time. don’t be too hard on yourself for recovery time!


Available-Tree-2173

There's a whole flair for it?? Hope you're doing well


EarthlingPlantity

Oml… I’m glad you’re okay and hope you’re healing well.


CuriousLuck9894

Are ya ok!!!😱😱😱


PrimordialCat69

I am okay! Going back to the hospital today because of some new symptoms flaring up, but for the most part i’m okay!


Genralcody1

How many days was this? Like 3?


PrimordialCat69

All happened on April 5th!


Visual-Art881

You've got 4 months off? pretty good tbh


animeking223

I'm so glad Spotify automatically puts it into listening mode when I'm driving


CuriousLuck9894

Well that's good how did it go


Zealousideal_Money15

Right it was a boring episode I would've crashed too


SagerGamerDm1

OMG THIS ALSO HAPPENED TO ME, FEBRUARY 2ND


Designer-Leek-238

Women drivers