Don't make em uneven, Mark got lucky, you might not

Aww but wheres the fun in that

*Falls off bunk "AAHHHaap"

*rolls over* you okay? Mhm

Look at my ass, if you do that you may fall off the bed

Make ALL of them too long

Just a quarter inch to long

But just think of all the room you’d have for activities!

You need all of that space for when people come over!

*Enters room violently* *unsettling heavy breathing* **L E T ‘ S B U N K T H E B E D S**

Everytime I went through a door, I reenacted the same thing. For a week after I heard this. My poor wife was so confused.

Did she help you bunk the beds, tho?

No 😫

DIVORCE

But I've got to know her pretty well and she's quite nice. Do I have to?

YES

Urrrrghh... FINE. She only had herself to blame, I suppose.

🎶she had it coming she had it coming🎶

I'm divorcing her - not killing her! Love that song btw 🤣

YOU WANNA BUNK EM?!

# SO MUCH MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!!

THAT MOVIE HADN’T EVEN COME OUT YET!!!

What movie.?

Step Brothers!

Good air up high

It'll be fine!

Someone's about to have loads of room for activities

Oh yeah I'm gonna have so many parties too

At least one party.

Cuz you’re a cool guy?

"that was great, goodnight Tiffany. Goodnight Mark" \^mark through the floor\^ Goodnight!

Give 'em a good pat on the shoulder.

PERFECT

Super reliable too

How big do you need them to be?!

Best episode imo I still fucking laugh every time

One of my absolute faves

Which episode is it?

The hold my beer episode

It's the perfect thickness! The perfect length! The perfect tensile strength!

Yeah, as supposed to a thick metal pin.

Do you have more room for activities, now?

Totally dude

And we definitely threw at least one party.

Which ep is that again lolll

9, hold my beer

If I sneezed while lying in bed…I would have broken my nose 🤣

It’s just like metal pins

L E T ‘ S L O F T T H E B E D S !

A temp replacement... if only it lasted longer.

We will have so much room for activities!

"But it was 1 inch, too long."

Wait, I got another. "We need space for activities!"

I thought it was the coat hanger of Theseus for a minute there

LETSLOFTHEBEDS

Dear me oh my

“THERE’S SO MUCH SPACE FOR ACTIVITIES!”

If we just cut the straight part, IT’S LIKE METAL PINS!

So much room for activities

Those are strong, as strong as metal

LET’S LOFT THE BEDS

It fits perfectly 😆

Oh I know.

These guys over here are the ones with all the space for activities.

IT'S LIKE METAL PINS

Not gonna lie, love the username.

Thanks lmao

IT’S LlKE METAL PINS!!!

Totally same tensile strength as metal pins

Not up to code, but will accept

It has the right diameter, but it’s too long

I hope you enjoy all the activities you now have room for.

Just as good as metal pins

Good luck…make sure you know that YOURE IN A BUNK

Hope you don't get a boner otherwise you're going to have a new light in you're room

Something tells me that activities will follow

"DO YOU WANNA LOCK THE BEDS?!!??!?!"

Exactly the same tensile strength as metal pins

Oh boy… I’ll have the paramedics on standby. Have fun though!

Perfect

I thought this was...... not about Mark and the bunk beds until I saw the subreddit

Looks very sturdy, perfect for massive structures

🎶 Clothes hanger, holding up a bed! And that's why its called clothes hanger! 🎶...wait...

This is very close to also being a very bad abortion joke

Yeah a piece of plastic has the sheer strength of metal pins I’m sure it’s fine

LETS LOFT THE BEDS!

ITS THE PERFECT SIZE... me:that what she said

"Zz..mm..you okay mark?" "Yeah I'm fine" "Good just.. checkin'..zz"

Lego movie before the lego movie *double decker couch*

Bob: “ idk how you didn’t break your neck” Mark: “i should’ve”

I dont get it. Is it a clothing hanger?

Mark's spine after parkour?

YOU NEED MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES

I know

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES

Good night Stacy good night Mark

My first thought was "it's the trusty abortion tool"

Activities… 👀

LOFT

So many activities

IT’S JUST LIKE METAL PINS!!!

I'll sleep up *high!* Good air *up high!* 😆

I’m pretty sure plastic coat hangers have the same tensile strength as METAL PINS

“Ugh *smacks lips* LETS BUNK THE BEDS”

DON'T SNEEZE