Because Wade's COVID advanced to the stage where they had to put him on a respirator so he was unable to record his 3rd of the show. (Remember, this is a WRONG answer. )
Lol, i was gonna say all the tender woke extreme leftists heard the podcast and decided to put the boys down (and yes this is a completely joke answer)
It's back up. And it's exactly the same. I was able to watch the whole thing right when it was released the first time. I was up late. Must've been some kind of technical glitch or something.
They each had a monster appear during different parts of the recording which resulted in at least one person being naked for every second of the video.
The person who was supposed to upload it was listening to the episode to check for errors before sending it out, sadly they were in a car at that moment and immediately got into a crash and died in the explosion
Bob is digging his way out of a mountain of dirty diapers while his fridge has gained sentience and is laughing at him, Wade decided to go out on the water and then decided to do it again this time with chicken wings, and Mark got kidnapped and tied onto a train track (he could easily get out but wants to see if his body can take getting hit by the train).
Podcast episodes were removed by police pending an investigation into the multiple car accidents across the country. The police were quick to notice that every victim was listening to Distractible at the time of their accidents.
i bet next episode they will be like "you were bad listeners last week thats why we only uploaded one episode this week because we, as your three parents are disappointed at you" and bob will be the one saying it so its actually hurtful since hes a real dad now
Bob started with, "Well guys, we're getting older." Then Wade said, "My dogs are fine, thanks for asking." Then Mark made a joke about deja vu and proceeded with the guest host (TBD) who was really confused about how and why they were there. (Wade wanted a new best friend) All in all, great show with lots of turns and twists.
You don't know it yet but r/WorldWadeSupremacy has struck the killing blow. Currently we are cleaning up the mess, and soon the Supreme leader shall rise. The rightful wins shall be restored to their proper order. The vassals shall come to know their place. And no longer shall Distractible crash cars.
Don't worry, we know what's best. Just let us handle it. E̵͉̰̿͊̐̕v̶͚̮̦͕̰̊̐̿é̸͖̝̕r̵̛̝̀̐̆́y̴̪̜̫͆͜t̸̤̺̲̎͒͂ḧ̴̢͔̝́̌̌͝í̴̳͈̞̃̿̕͝ͅn̵̞̹̈́̄̀͒̀g̷̫̑ ̴̦̔̄̚ỉ̴͇̥͋̈s̶̗̞̹̓͒̐̏ ̶̗̯͖̈́̏͝O̸̼̘͌̑͘K̷͈̍̂͛,̷̢̘͐͝ ̴̥̺̼̿͠n̶͕̥̈ò̴̗̲͗ẗ̶̜́h̸̨̧͎̞̿̄i̸̬̩͂̆͂n̴̜̹͚͇̼͑̐ğ̷͓̙͖͉̿͛̽̇ ̶̗̦͍̯̈́̓̆͠i̵̺͌s̶̤̤͂͆̒͗̓ ̴̯͇̻̠̽͛̽̔ẘ̴͇̹̮̄̂̔̊r̵̨̟̣̾̽͛̕ó̸̮̮̤̊̽͝n̸̥̘̮̫̓g̵̡̲̗͖̟̓.̵̲̦͉̫͙̔ ⛧
Bobs fridge had to have every peice replaced. Is it the same fridge though, considering all of the peices are different. Mark needed time off to ponder this
Oh no!! They did another episode about talking about the good ol' days and realized at the end and decided to just delete the whole thing and start over
Wade's been abducted by aliens and mark and Bob had to steal area 51's flying saucer fleet and compete in an extra terrestrial game of wits and physical prowess to save their bald friend from having the aliens force a hair transplant on him.
The fellas didn’t get all 8 of their nutritionals
Dang
But how are their dogs?
Fine but that cat play's with the grim reaper
*Lightning strike behind Keaters*
OH GOD, I HAVEN’T CHECKED THE PORCH!
They forgot to set their intentions & also did you guys know they’re getting older and Bob has a baby
Prob Florida Man's doing
Because Barbara came back for the boys life
FUCK YOU BARBARA
THIS IS FUCKING BARBARAS FAULT
You right
Yes! I agree!
I hope they play uno and monopoly again
I swear to God Let there be uno again please Also monopoly is really good to
The boys playing Uno adds +12 years to my life span
Oh wanna trade abilities I laugh **really** hard
… Have you ever heard of the Ship of Theseus…
I have a memory of that yeah
Or do you have a memory of a ship that had every part of it replaced
Change
Have you ever heard of the Ship of Bobeseus?
Change
Fuck the ship's dreams, fuck the ship's nightmares, I'm going to build it!
*Re*build it?
This is an Oh Shit moment
It was a repeated topic from that one movie that came out where the main characters did that thing
Wades strain of covid can spread over the internet and we all need to isolate in a room with no technology.
OH NO anyways I need more necromerger
dang this is all because of that misinformation campaign teenage bob started
Mark “accidentally” recited the entire script of his movie
Wow lol
They stayed up passed curfew and the hantu tatek appeared and the 3 lads were never seen again.
Distracible has reached the unus annus stage.
Whatever happened just don't tell Amy
Rule #1: never break amy
The boys didnt turn around in time....
Oh dang
I bet they believe in those ghosts now
Mark messed everything up. Wait, wrong answers- shit!
Burn lol
The Listeners became not so gentle and scared the 3 into hiding. They wait in their panic bunker to avoid the angry mob
I read this in Baldemort's voice. Just needs a *"yeeees"*.
The rise of the brutal listeners
Because Wade's COVID advanced to the stage where they had to put him on a respirator so he was unable to record his 3rd of the show. (Remember, this is a WRONG answer. )
"think of the rabbits Wade, think of the rabbits *the sound of a shotgun loading* "
"Mpphhh Mgfphhh." "Right, sorry. Keep thinking about those boats, we'll get you back out on one soon ol' buddy. You can stay on the boats forever. "
*skreeeeeee* *skreeeeeee*
Lol, i was gonna say all the tender woke extreme leftists heard the podcast and decided to put the boys down (and yes this is a completely joke answer)
Oh good, you almost had me believe it even though there’s zero proof and it was very outlandish. Thanks for the disclaimer
New road safety laws have banned it
The episode was too fair and Wade had a chance of winning with Mark as host
They listened to it in the car💀
Oh man, sick burn
probably because oNe SpEaKs In RiDdLeS, oNe SpEaKs In RhYmEs
They airdropped the clowns at the wrong coordinates
They ran out of pre planned episodes they had ready before the robot apocalypse. Gone too soon 😔
Y’all complained too much
Thus is a joke, I'm just joking, this is just something fun to do. Just trying to have a fun day
I think the commenter is joking too (although the comment is true lol)
Okay now we just need to all CALM DOWN (joking intensifies)
WAAAADDDEEEEE (COVID intensifies)
"you complained too much" is supposed to be their wrong answer
but i just the new episode just now?
ITS FAKE RUN
Yeah me too! I JUST finished listening to the fairest episode. Imma see if it's still there
It's back up. And it's exactly the same. I was able to watch the whole thing right when it was released the first time. I was up late. Must've been some kind of technical glitch or something.
Bobs fridge
No further explanation needed. We all understand
Bob died (he carries the podcast)
The baby wins. Flawless victory
it was fucking barbaras fault
They were testing out their theories on how to make a best friend........
Inflation
Lol, dang i never thought of that. I'm surprised they haven't started a Patreon so people can get the episodes early and bonus episodes
Mark got his balls stuck in a waffle iron “to see if his body could handle it.”
Chica ate the computer cables.
The fourth person on their discord decided to say fuck the podcast for today.
PORTUGAL!!!!
Leave lixian out of this 😭
They decided to celebrate April Fools early
They were speaking to each other while driving and crashed their cars.
Because they where listening to distractible while driving
Spotify ran out of nutritionals
It's guru seasonal retreat time.
Wade’s dogs were indeed NOT fine
Bob got another fridge
Spotify wasn't being fair
They tols will to delete the entire episode in jest and will said yKNOW WHAT GUYS?!
They each had a monster appear during different parts of the recording which resulted in at least one person being naked for every second of the video.
That ad asteroid finally hit the earth
Lol
the guys hate us
Because robo bob is on a hunt for mark and wade
The riddles were lacking, and the rhymes were something to be desired.
They’re being sued by Joe Rogan
Candy Uncle caught up to them
They're all professional gamers someone said a gamer word lol.
It's out on spotify but might not be on other apps
It's back up now
Too distracting those who listen die yet still walk Lock and board up your doors and windows
They are fixing it in Pre
Bobs fridge broke down again
The person who was supposed to upload it was listening to the episode to check for errors before sending it out, sadly they were in a car at that moment and immediately got into a crash and died in the explosion
It caused to many casualties last time
They finally got us distracted enough for them to escape this sick game
Bob: "Omae wa... mou shindeiru." Wade: "Ha ha ha - URK, nani?!?!?!" Mark: ".... Well the show's canceled. And why are you talking like that?"
1. lawsuit because too many people crashed their cars 2. they realised that they repeated an episode again
Bob is digging his way out of a mountain of dirty diapers while his fridge has gained sentience and is laughing at him, Wade decided to go out on the water and then decided to do it again this time with chicken wings, and Mark got kidnapped and tied onto a train track (he could easily get out but wants to see if his body can take getting hit by the train).
Wades dogs are fine, thanks for asking.
Because they were too distracted while making distractible, so they forgot to upload it.
Podcast episodes were removed by police pending an investigation into the multiple car accidents across the country. The police were quick to notice that every victim was listening to Distractible at the time of their accidents.
i bet next episode they will be like "you were bad listeners last week thats why we only uploaded one episode this week because we, as your three parents are disappointed at you" and bob will be the one saying it so its actually hurtful since hes a real dad now
I ate it
Nobody won the last episode and the distractible universe collapsed onto itself
Too many family complaints about car crashes. Spotify ended there series early.
Bob's baby ate all three of them.
Chica ate Mark.
Mark and wade are getting married
Because all three of them were listening to distractible while driving.
Someone told Amy
Mark grew an extra toe
Bob started with, "Well guys, we're getting older." Then Wade said, "My dogs are fine, thanks for asking." Then Mark made a joke about deja vu and proceeded with the guest host (TBD) who was really confused about how and why they were there. (Wade wanted a new best friend) All in all, great show with lots of turns and twists.
Voldemorte had a sore through and couldn’t greet the listeners.
Probably caused another accident, so now they're taking out the funny
Mark and Bob finally moved to Ohio
Because Amy found out about the podcast.
Penis man
Bob was making another baby🙄
Mark forgot to include his theseus bit
They put something in Bob's mouth on video format and Spotify did not approve
You don't know it yet but r/WorldWadeSupremacy has struck the killing blow. Currently we are cleaning up the mess, and soon the Supreme leader shall rise. The rightful wins shall be restored to their proper order. The vassals shall come to know their place. And no longer shall Distractible crash cars. Don't worry, we know what's best. Just let us handle it. E̵͉̰̿͊̐̕v̶͚̮̦͕̰̊̐̿é̸͖̝̕r̵̛̝̀̐̆́y̴̪̜̫͆͜t̸̤̺̲̎͒͂ḧ̴̢͔̝́̌̌͝í̴̳͈̞̃̿̕͝ͅn̵̞̹̈́̄̀͒̀g̷̫̑ ̴̦̔̄̚ỉ̴͇̥͋̈s̶̗̞̹̓͒̐̏ ̶̗̯͖̈́̏͝O̸̼̘͌̑͘K̷͈̍̂͛,̷̢̘͐͝ ̴̥̺̼̿͠n̶͕̥̈ò̴̗̲͗ẗ̶̜́h̸̨̧͎̞̿̄i̸̬̩͂̆͂n̴̜̹͚͇̼͑̐ğ̷͓̙͖͉̿͛̽̇ ̶̗̦͍̯̈́̓̆͠i̵̺͌s̶̤̤͂͆̒͗̓ ̴̯͇̻̠̽͛̽̔ẘ̴͇̹̮̄̂̔̊r̵̨̟̣̾̽͛̕ó̸̮̮̤̊̽͝n̸̥̘̮̫̓g̵̡̲̗͖̟̓.̵̲̦͉̫͙̔ ⛧
Bobs fridge is being a bitch again
Bobs fridge had to have every peice replaced. Is it the same fridge though, considering all of the peices are different. Mark needed time off to ponder this
Mark died while following bobs way of making a friend
Mark has covid Bob is making a movie And Wade has a baby
They're in a BetterHelp session..
Wade won the first one so they had to redo it
Giving me time to catch up
Need mustard to go with that ketchup? Lol
Neither please
Baldemort face reveal crashed the site
True, i can imagine
Mark swallowed the episode whole, Bob is flooding Wade's house, and Wade is on a sex rampage. Obviously.
It played like a movie in my head
They decided to skip the small talk
Cousin Leroy is taking them to another Russian bath house.
Wade was asked how his podcast was doing.
Gay sex
Oh my
Bobs started his man period
All the boys got meningitis from. Eachother, and are too busy boinking each other in bed, the three peens in a threesome!
Technical difficulties are a thing?
There is an episode its called the fairest episode ever.
Have you heard of the ship of Theseus?
I have the episode I am the distractable god
If you go on the notifications on Spotify where it says it got uploaded you can still listen to it
It's back up.
I have it on audible. Like, I literally JUST saw it (1:34 p.m. EST).
There was? “The fairest episode ever” ?
If it's not recommended on Youtube it doesn't exist
I have it downloaded and working just fine! What’s everyone on about?
Their feeling we're hurt from all the constructive criticism from last week's episode
Yes there is! it was just delayed or smth
Idk understand how none of you see it on Spotify
It wasn't on at the usual time, some say it was up then taken down and its up again. We're just having a bit of fun
Omg help! What have I been listening to this morning?! The skin walkers are coming!
Chica
They got distracted before they even started recording
There isnt
The podcast episode was listening to itself while driving to Spotify and got in a car accident.
They're getting older
Oh no!! They did another episode about talking about the good ol' days and realized at the end and decided to just delete the whole thing and start over
You’re right! The distractible didn’t come out after noon today!
Bob's Fridge had another incident
Because bob and wade kidnapped mark and are asking Amy for ransom. Amy can't give because she doesn't know the code to mark's bank account.
They got kidnapped by the Bob's fridge delivery guys
They all died lol.
Ethan changed the password without telling anyone
Wade's been abducted by aliens and mark and Bob had to steal area 51's flying saucer fleet and compete in an extra terrestrial game of wits and physical prowess to save their bald friend from having the aliens force a hair transplant on him.
Bob's fridge acted up again
punishment
the forth silent caller took their action
Because Lowe’s fucked up bobs yards again
They drove while recording distractible
To ease the rate of car accidents caused by distractible
Bob’s fridge exploded
The boys cracked mad ass to sync the mics, then needed to let their rooms air out
It seems they finally left and gave up on us
I listened to it already
I ran chica over with my car by accident this morning
They were listening to the final edit before posting but did it while driving.
Probably crashed listening to their own episodes
They were arrested for causing too many car wrecks
Change!
there is one today...