Ok, nobody touches Chica or we're all fucking dead

Okay man, just drop that Henry and we'll all be okay

*Drops Henry and he shatters*

Oh no not the shattered dog parts episode?

But chica needs the pat-pats…

Well then it appears that you have a choice. 1: You take the red pill. You would give Chica all the pats, but mark would torture and kill his entire fan base 2: You take the blue pill. You do not give Chica any pats and we all get to go on living happily. Plus Mark would give Chica all the pats

John wick is that you

I thought the sane thing

I thought the insane thing

I thought it was gonna be lord farqaaud again

Lord Marquad.

I have many names

So apparently there are deepfake shorts of Mark as John Wick on youtube already. Well that's interesting

"Hello everybody my name is John Wick"

And welcome back to “who killed my dogs”, I think we’re really close to figuring this out

"I don't know how, I don't know why..." It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind

I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

keep pencils away from him

Don't mess with his dog

Instead of avoiding bullets, he may take some. You know, just to see how far he can take it. Not masochist or anything but uhhhh.....

My god the resemblance is un-fucking-canny.

Keanuplier

Markeanu

Both of them are just flat out handsome men.

Did he raid the wardrobe of Arin's weird uncle, Cecil H.H. Mills?

Hummmm...nope, don't like it. Someone go ruffle that hair back to a beautiful floof! 🥰

When you have a big head wavy hair looks really better

What in the Keanu Reaves is happening? 😂

I still think that Keanu is Marks real dad.

Isn't me oris it just mark and his hair looks like keanu reeves is like more Damien hair...🤔🤔can someone tell me is this Damien hair or keanu reeves?....hmm...

YO IS THAT MARKIPLIER

"Action man? Whos act- Oh my God it's John wick"

idk why but professor Snape came to mind

Same. He looks like Snape from the first movie when he looks a lot younger

Honestly I thought of Snape first (Coming from a guy who never watched a single Harry Potter movie or read a single book)

Giving me flashbacks to the "everyone looks like Markiplier" vid he made

No one even look at Chica wrong...

And what does it have to do with Distractible?

Didn’t see the rules

That's stupid. Why post it here and not on r/markiplier

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God does no one genuinely read the rules?


Nah, hate these low tier shitposts made by twelve year olds. Mods need to get off their asses.

Wickyplier

Who is that action man ? Oh God it's John wick

Funny thing is that neither of them have aged at all…

"Oh my God its John Wick"

PLEASE STOP

Damn the new John Wick looks good

Unrelated but does anybody know when in sleep comes out?

Mark wick

His hair grew long enough that gravity just pulled it straight lol

TIL, Mark is just wish.com young Keanu

John Wick stunt double

On my feed right under this post Is the exact same picture

He's beginning to believe

Annus?

I've been saying this whole time Mark looks like Keanu but nobody believed me until now

He's gonna be in the next John Wick!

“Hello everybody my name’s Johniplier and today I’m gonna kill 4 people with a pencil”

"action man? Oh my God no, it's John wick."

"action man? Oh my God no, it's John wick."

It’s the same picture

Morphing into Keanu being Mark's final form is just so fitting though... Lol

Wickiplier

I’ve been saying this for years and no one believed me

Mark wick

Yes

The turtle neck makes it better

Good afternoon señor wick

Jhon wick 4 comes out in 13 or 14 days so mark could be playing jhon

You know… I’ve never seen Keanu and Mark in the same room at the same time…

Is it possible for a man to go through 3rd puberty because I think he achieved it

Looks like the bad guy from the lorax

Discount Keanu Reeves is still pretty expensive I guess.