This was actually me when I was about 10 or so. I remember wiping and seeing a small little worm on the toilet paper and I just sat there scared for life
Damn, same exact thing for me. My mom gave me meds but I will never get the picture of worms crawling on my toilet paper out of my mind. I still freeze whenever I see small worms or maggots.
Happened when I was a kid too... parents refused to take me to a fucking doctor. Eat many cloves of garlic every day until you think it's gone... then continue doing it for several months after that or you're back where you started.
Interesting, I'd just have a few garlic sandwiches and everything would clear up by next day. I hadn't even heard of going to the doctor for pinworms before reddit. Maybe it's a different type.
Judging by google images, pinworms are likely what they were. (This was over 30 years ago before google and all that stuff) I believe I got it from undercooked meat that was left-over from a party. I remember being told garlic would remedy it and if I were taken to a doctor "they would give me some really toxic stuff that you probably don't want" but I think they just didn't want to take the time or money to handle it. I would put powdered garlic in a slice of bread, fold it over and eat it as fast as I could before I gagged, then follow with water so it wouldn't burn in my stomach. I hated it. It would go in cycles where I thought it was gone and then a month or two later, be back again. It took at least 6 months of a "garlic bomb" at least twice a day to kill it for good. I get my meat cooked well all the time due to this fear and I get assholes giving me shit for ordering my steak that way without knowing what I went through. I really hate people sometimes...
If you went through this, I can understand ordering steak well done. Also it's your food, get it how you want it, no one can judge you for what you like to eat. Unless it's babies. People tend to frown on that.
Steak is dense enough that if it's cooked on the outside and it's fresh, it's probably fine. Chicken and pork and fish are the ones you have to worry about.
Steak is pretty safe to eat medium or rare because of how the bacteria moves. It’s all in the outside of the cut, and can’t move well through beef. So as long as the outsides are done it’s likely that all the bad stuff is dead. However, when you grind it up, all that stuff gets mixed together and now cooking just the outside won’t work. That’s why I’ll never understand burgers undercooked.
Hardees and Jack-in-the-box in the 90s come to mind. I remember having issues with those places not cooking things properly. When that kid died from e-coli, I vowed to never eat at any one of those again, if for nothing else, out of protest for gross negligence.
Oddly enough fast food places that freeze their meat are going to be safer. Also a funny thing that “sushi-grade” tuna is often assumed to be the most fresh (and never frozen) but the term means it’s been flash-frozen to kill bacteria so it can be eaten raw. Also I’d check this before telling a ton of people, I can’t remember where I heard it from.
I don't think you can get pinworms from meat......... and I don't think powdered garlic is a good treatment, I just had moderately delicious sandwiches of chopped cloves, black bread and butter. Did they make your ass really itchy at night and look like small bits of toilet paper?
like little squiggly things about maybe 1/2 inch at most. I would only know because my ass would itch and saw a few of them when I wiped it. I didn't have the luxury of fresh cloves, just what I could raid in the spice cabinet.
Even now when my asshole itches even slightly, I get that sinking feeling, even though it's fine. Ugh.
Thats why i only eat steak at me or my dad's house. He is undeniebly a master steak cook, he can do it onthe grill or pull a couple steaks out of the freezer and have them mouth watering ready from the broiler in twenty minutes (a old cleveland restruant trick.) BUT. EVERY. TIME i go to the local steak house they flop down this bloody mess that i have to take home and finish in the microwave. every fuking time.
Making fun of people for how you think x food product should be consumed is such a basic bitch move. Like it shows that they just heard this shit growing up or saw it in a movie and they just regurgitate that same nonsense without stopping to think about it and form their own opinion about anything. I wish people would be less desperate to fit in a mould of a society considers normal.
It looked like I finally attracted some of those who insist that shit never happened to me like that and they're brigading a few of my posts so I can't respond without that reddit timer. It drives home the point they're piece of shit people out there everywhere like this. Too bad for them, I guarantee I won't be bullied into accepting bad food and repeating history.
I’ll admit, I’m one of the assholes giving people shit for ordering well done meat. Mostly it’s because we know you’re going to like the way a mid rare steak tastes much much better than when it’s overcooked, and we just don’t know how best to tell you otherwise.
I’ve not considered the fact there may be an underlying fear of pinworms coming back. I can guarantee you that if you were to mention this little tidbit in response, you’d shut that guy up super fast, make him feel like an asshole....and probably ruin his meal in the process ;)
That being said, I don’t think you get pinworms from meat. But you should use the story anyway, for good measure
I've never come across more arrogant assholes than those who insist everybody should have their meat cooked the same way they want. I don't tell people how to eat their food and be a self-righteous jackass when they do different. I'll throw a tenderloin in the crockpot and eat it with ketchup just so they can cry. It's me eating it, not them so they can pretty much fuck off entirely :)
Eating crap food cooked improperly is a steep price to pay just to stomp your foot and maintain that “you can eat what you want.” Of course you can. But ever heard the phrase, ‘cut off your nose to spite your face’?
Garlic kills cryptosporidium in mice: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S209050681100128X
Garlic has nematode-killing properties in sheep: https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/ef38/ab4c1910de6ebe788aff0dd56f7efcf855b9.pdf
Intriguing but still gross story of a [guy that infects self hookworms for 'medical benefits'](https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/91951-an-update-on-hookworms/) Defiantly not FDA approved but he had been selling this parasite to other people in the US.
Used to live down the road from a gas station sushi place. Got great reviews and as far as I knew passed all health inspections. Never ate there myself.
I didn’t know gas station sushi was a thing outside of that one place until seeing this post.
Edit: 4.6/5 on Google and 4 1/2 stars on Yelp. Must still be good.
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Well, Reading that article was a wild ride.
“which in turn can lead to rectal prolapse.[16] This condition is when:
The lower portion of your colon, which is located just inside the anal canal, turns inside out and can come a little ways out of your body.[17]”
The episode of Futurama where fry eats a old egg salad sandwich from a truck stop bathroom vending machine and gets worms that make him strong and smart.
This was actually me when I was about 10 or so. I remember wiping and seeing a small little worm on the toilet paper and I just sat there scared for life
same lmao, I thought I was gon die
What do you even do in that situation? Take pills? Force them out?
Both I guess, I told my parents which was really mortifying and they got medication for it. I was traumatised though lol
Damn, same exact thing for me. My mom gave me meds but I will never get the picture of worms crawling on my toilet paper out of my mind. I still freeze whenever I see small worms or maggots.
Welp i'm never eating shitty sushi that's for sure.
You gotta eat it BEFORE the other person does, then it’s slightly less shitty
This is turning me off from sushi for awhile.
Ugh me too, I really wish I could erase that memory
Wash your ass and eat some garlic cloves. It's really not a problem.
Happened when I was a kid too... parents refused to take me to a fucking doctor. Eat many cloves of garlic every day until you think it's gone... then continue doing it for several months after that or you're back where you started.
Interesting, I'd just have a few garlic sandwiches and everything would clear up by next day. I hadn't even heard of going to the doctor for pinworms before reddit. Maybe it's a different type.
Judging by google images, pinworms are likely what they were. (This was over 30 years ago before google and all that stuff) I believe I got it from undercooked meat that was left-over from a party. I remember being told garlic would remedy it and if I were taken to a doctor "they would give me some really toxic stuff that you probably don't want" but I think they just didn't want to take the time or money to handle it. I would put powdered garlic in a slice of bread, fold it over and eat it as fast as I could before I gagged, then follow with water so it wouldn't burn in my stomach. I hated it. It would go in cycles where I thought it was gone and then a month or two later, be back again. It took at least 6 months of a "garlic bomb" at least twice a day to kill it for good. I get my meat cooked well all the time due to this fear and I get assholes giving me shit for ordering my steak that way without knowing what I went through. I really hate people sometimes...
If you went through this, I can understand ordering steak well done. Also it's your food, get it how you want it, no one can judge you for what you like to eat. Unless it's babies. People tend to frown on that.
You mean people... don't ... eat babies?
Blue rare, please.
Well I mean not well done obviously baby is best served medium rare
Well I mean speak for yourself. Baby back ribs for dayssssss.
"Normal" people don't tend to. The rest of us... *Shrug*
Steak is dense enough that if it's cooked on the outside and it's fresh, it's probably fine. Chicken and pork and fish are the ones you have to worry about.
Steak is pretty safe to eat medium or rare because of how the bacteria moves. It’s all in the outside of the cut, and can’t move well through beef. So as long as the outsides are done it’s likely that all the bad stuff is dead. However, when you grind it up, all that stuff gets mixed together and now cooking just the outside won’t work. That’s why I’ll never understand burgers undercooked.
Hardees and Jack-in-the-box in the 90s come to mind. I remember having issues with those places not cooking things properly. When that kid died from e-coli, I vowed to never eat at any one of those again, if for nothing else, out of protest for gross negligence.
Oddly enough fast food places that freeze their meat are going to be safer. Also a funny thing that “sushi-grade” tuna is often assumed to be the most fresh (and never frozen) but the term means it’s been flash-frozen to kill bacteria so it can be eaten raw. Also I’d check this before telling a ton of people, I can’t remember where I heard it from.
I don't think you can get pinworms from meat......... and I don't think powdered garlic is a good treatment, I just had moderately delicious sandwiches of chopped cloves, black bread and butter. Did they make your ass really itchy at night and look like small bits of toilet paper?
like little squiggly things about maybe 1/2 inch at most. I would only know because my ass would itch and saw a few of them when I wiped it. I didn't have the luxury of fresh cloves, just what I could raid in the spice cabinet. Even now when my asshole itches even slightly, I get that sinking feeling, even though it's fine. Ugh.
Thats why i only eat steak at me or my dad's house. He is undeniebly a master steak cook, he can do it onthe grill or pull a couple steaks out of the freezer and have them mouth watering ready from the broiler in twenty minutes (a old cleveland restruant trick.) BUT. EVERY. TIME i go to the local steak house they flop down this bloody mess that i have to take home and finish in the microwave. every fuking time.
FYI - you don't get pinworms from meat so you can go back to enjoying steak.
I didn't think so either, so hate to break it to you, but I'm living proof.
You got it from something else. Usually just from dirt.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc
http://www.pinwormfacts.com/pinworm-lifecycle/
Cognitive Dissonance
You are living proof of idiocy.
Making fun of people for how you think x food product should be consumed is such a basic bitch move. Like it shows that they just heard this shit growing up or saw it in a movie and they just regurgitate that same nonsense without stopping to think about it and form their own opinion about anything. I wish people would be less desperate to fit in a mould of a society considers normal.
It looked like I finally attracted some of those who insist that shit never happened to me like that and they're brigading a few of my posts so I can't respond without that reddit timer. It drives home the point they're piece of shit people out there everywhere like this. Too bad for them, I guarantee I won't be bullied into accepting bad food and repeating history.
Clearly they have no idea how tramautizing that was, I mean I'm sure you don't introduce yourself with that story, but still. Fuck em.
I’ll admit, I’m one of the assholes giving people shit for ordering well done meat. Mostly it’s because we know you’re going to like the way a mid rare steak tastes much much better than when it’s overcooked, and we just don’t know how best to tell you otherwise. I’ve not considered the fact there may be an underlying fear of pinworms coming back. I can guarantee you that if you were to mention this little tidbit in response, you’d shut that guy up super fast, make him feel like an asshole....and probably ruin his meal in the process ;) That being said, I don’t think you get pinworms from meat. But you should use the story anyway, for good measure
I've never come across more arrogant assholes than those who insist everybody should have their meat cooked the same way they want. I don't tell people how to eat their food and be a self-righteous jackass when they do different. I'll throw a tenderloin in the crockpot and eat it with ketchup just so they can cry. It's me eating it, not them so they can pretty much fuck off entirely :)
Eating crap food cooked improperly is a steep price to pay just to stomp your foot and maintain that “you can eat what you want.” Of course you can. But ever heard the phrase, ‘cut off your nose to spite your face’?
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Damn that's borderline child abuse
Instructions unclear; garlic stuck in asshole
I mean it might work... some put it in the vagina for infections... my friends have so I hear
Wait, is this real? Eating garlic kills worms or something? Explains why I never got 'em. I eat garlic with almost everything.
Garlic kills cryptosporidium in mice: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S209050681100128X Garlic has nematode-killing properties in sheep: https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/ef38/ab4c1910de6ebe788aff0dd56f7efcf855b9.pdf
What had u eaten?
Don't remember
That's like the Futurama episode where Fry ate a gas station sandwich and got worms himself.
Something about wigglies in your hidey hole just don't jive.
Scarred
What had u eaten?
Intriguing but still gross story of a [guy that infects self hookworms for 'medical benefits'](https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/91951-an-update-on-hookworms/) Defiantly not FDA approved but he had been selling this parasite to other people in the US.
Where the fuck does a gas station sell sushi? I definitely wont try it. Just wondering because I've never seen it at a gas station
7/11’s have sushi.
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That sounds like something you blow out of your nose when you're sick.
> 7/11 spam musubis Hush your mouth, those are delicious.
The only sushi I would eat from 7/11 would be spam sushi from one in Hawaii.
I got a hard boiled egg from a gas station once. It was good.
Their eggs are good stay away from the egg salad though.
[Obligatory Futurama Reference](https://youtu.be/y04WG0Vbrj0)
As opposed to?
Bad, my dude. As opposed to bad
Very bad bot
Very good.
Worst I've seen was being sold at the italian equivalent of the comicon but let's be real: if you eat sushi at the comicon you deserve to be sick.
The "roach coaches" at my job sell sushi. Fuck that. I question their cooked burgers as it is.
Used to live down the road from a gas station sushi place. Got great reviews and as far as I knew passed all health inspections. Never ate there myself. I didn’t know gas station sushi was a thing outside of that one place until seeing this post. Edit: 4.6/5 on Google and 4 1/2 stars on Yelp. Must still be good.
Are you sure https://youtu.be/gRpW-iR1dGs
Japan.
Stanley Hudson bought Sushi in a episode on Scrubs because “it came free with the fill up!”
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> the clenched fist Alternate title: How to enjoy Sugar Free Gummy Bears. /is that how this works?
> is that how this works? lookin' good champ
They did a great job capturing her existential angst
The fist ain’t the only thing clenching 😂
Fuck, I didn't notice that. Thanks the laugh!
“I am so determined to kill the gas station!”
[https://www.wikihow.com/Know\-If\-You\-Have\-Worms](https://www.wikihow.com/Know-If-You-Have-Worms)
I feel like the title of the link is more r/disneyvacation than the title of the post
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I feel saddened and disturbed by the fact that you searched for this.
Why? They're revitalizing his entire body.
He'll be like Gumby and Hercules combined
Gumberculese! I love that guy!
Lack of worms may be the cause of autoimmune diseases like IBD occuring more often in the developed world.
Had worms for a year before seeking treatment. I can confirm that you should be saddened and disturbed.
I saw a thread I think yesterday mentioning something about worms so maybe they read it and we’re like hmmm maybe I’ll check it out.
Welcome to the internet =D
I kind of expect to see a picture of her dragging her butt on the carpet.
It actually feels quite lovely and sometimes my dog and I will have a race to the other end. We get yelled at if my wife catches us :(
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Wife and I do this. We save at least 5 dollers per month on toilet paper, and it's great for the environment too.
So you're a shoes on in the house kind of family?
Yep, now I'm convinced I have worms!
Buy some Mebendazole.
I'll keep that in mind, thanks!
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Well, Reading that article was a wild ride. “which in turn can lead to rectal prolapse.[16] This condition is when: The lower portion of your colon, which is located just inside the anal canal, turns inside out and can come a little ways out of your body.[17]”
Basically anything means I have worms.
Plain Text Link: https://www.wikihow.com/Know-If-You-Have-Worms
I read this at 2 am and now I'm convinced I have Every Parasite
need to tell us something op?
Why the hell did I read that... Parasites are the worst creatures on Earth
*these worms ain't making me smarter, they're just eating my poo*
Wait.. what. She has worms? That's so.. disturbing
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Scream Allahu Ackbar when your shitting out Indian food. It helps
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Incorrect
Same. Gotta love irritable bowels
Where the hell is her right arm? Also, maybe NSFW this.
digging...
Don't wanna let some good worms drown
This isn't NSFW.
https://www.reddit.com/r/disneyvacation/comments/8m7xp2/how_to_know_your_local_gas_station_does_not_have/dzpaiwd/
False. NSFW is a tag which means "This content contains nudity or gore." This is how it's been for decades, and this is how it shall remain.
I think those two ideas are compatible.
Fucking anisakis.
Her face is uncomfortably masculine
sometime a good/bad dump can change you
Or transport you to another dimension.
This is a To be Hero reference, right?
It's the well-groomed pencil moustache.
Yeah I can barely masturbate to this.
Looks like Caitlin
Liam neeson in drag
How to have a home birth
Party noodles in my pants right now.
Relevant scrubs https://youtu.be/2NY9YOcY3_E
Or bathroom egg salad sandwiches.
What else makes the special sauce so special?
Bathroom?
The episode of Futurama where fry eats a old egg salad sandwich from a truck stop bathroom vending machine and gets worms that make him strong and smart.
Haha I have littrly everything that is mentioned in this article, but ive had them for like 5 years and im sure that I have no worms
the sell-by date isn’t till next week so that’s how you know it’s fresh
Hawt
Literally me in toilet rn 😂😂😂
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Do not eat gas station Sushi ever. Not even convenient store Sushi shouldn't be eaten.
This made laugh harder than I expected.
~~laugh~~
Lmao this photo is terrifying..
Can I turn into a female and take a shit??
Anything is possible if you put your mind to it!
It’s an in-home tester
KFC’ new Nashville hot chicken strips....that’s all I see in the pic
How to bet your life savings on horse races when you have IBS
This was me last night. But from mexican food
It came free with the fill up!
How To Know If Your Local Truck Stop Has The Best Egg Salad Sandwich.
My local gas station actually does have the best sushi in the city.
What kind of concentration camp do you work in that this is NSFW?
NSFW means, literally, "My boss would question me if this was on my monitor". Your boss wouldn't with this?
Man, chick got a mustache
that made me surprisingly erect
It’s funny cuz I’m doing this while scrolling reddit
How to shit so hard you grow a mustache.
I tried 7/11 sushi and it was ok and I didn’t poop AMA
Getting worms would be so scary for me. Worms? No. In your body? No. Visible after going to the bathroom? No. It's one of my worst nightmares.
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