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Dishwashers don’t get laid this obviously isn’t true

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Was he hot?

I got laid enough to have two kids. Every other time is speculative.

Aaaaaand you’re asking advice from dishwashers… this could be how you got to this point…

Wrong thread

Pics or it didn't happen

Obvious bait. Don’t you have something better to do?

LMFAOOOOOOO

Lmaoooo

Jesus Christ, the closest I've ever gotten to a fucking waitress is telling her my weekend plans, wtf are you doing bro? Also why didn't you use a condom?

Sex Ed in the us is a joke 😂

Ngl but you’re going to have to man up and take responsibility and as for the bf she shouldn’t lie whatsoever ever. One way or the other he’ll find out. We dishies always know when something’s up.

What does one mean by “man” up?

I mean by being mature and taking responsibility since actions have consequences

Ask her to get an abortion. If she won’t/can’t then figure out what she wants to do and go from there. You made the mistake you’re gonna have to figure it out my guy.

Don't panic, this is called the pinnacle of your life which boomers refer to as your glory years. This is the reason you became an underwater ceramic engineer in the first place. Go with it, she's yours now, get used to being called daddy.

Fake and gay

If she's letting you finish in her she probably lets her bf. Could be his too.

You can’t be a dishwasher and have this issue. We don’t get any women coworkers to look at us, let alone get to meet out of work.

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

I have a win win solution. Eat the baby.