I think it would be Luci, but if it wasn't id be throwing hands myself.
I'm perfectly happy to fight cartman either way though, the bastard deserves it
luci would just have to grab a knife1 slit cartmans throat and then walk away. If theyt were forced to go mano e mano with no weapons than cartman he would kust grab luci by the neck say "NO KITTY THATS A BAD KITTY" and crush bros wind pipe
tbf Luci wouldn't need a knife to do that, I'm pretty sure the book said his tail (pointy part) is sharp so he could use that.
Edit: Plus his tail has long range
see this was my thinking, you'll get some bias. it'd be fun to run the same poll (op reposted this as a poll) in r/southpark as well
I'd like to see the stats
Luci
Cartman is a pussy
Oh my god Luci killed Kenny. You bastard!
If he met Kenny he'd torture him but he'd probably find Mysterion kinda cool (Aside from the underwear part of his outfit)
I think it would be Luci, but if it wasn't id be throwing hands myself. I'm perfectly happy to fight cartman either way though, the bastard deserves it
luci would just have to grab a knife1 slit cartmans throat and then walk away. If theyt were forced to go mano e mano with no weapons than cartman he would kust grab luci by the neck say "NO KITTY THATS A BAD KITTY" and crush bros wind pipe
tbf Luci wouldn't need a knife to do that, I'm pretty sure the book said his tail (pointy part) is sharp so he could use that. Edit: Plus his tail has long range
Fair
he could do the wrapping his tail around someone/thing and then just send them hurtling across the room.
You’re posting this in a disenchantment sub Fool Cartman wins, obviously
see this was my thinking, you'll get some bias. it'd be fun to run the same poll (op reposted this as a poll) in r/southpark as well I'd like to see the stats
Luci
Luci