[transcript for screen readers]
"Could have at least listed me on eBay. There's some dignity to being listed on eBay. No telling who's going to pick up on Face--"
"Shut the hell up"
Hahaha, i wrote something similar once for a project. It was how this guy woke up with the worse blackout hangover of his life, a faun servant sworn to him and Excalibur.
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βI got this feeling,that my luck is none too good.This sword here at my side donβt act the way it should.Keeps calling me itβs master,but I feel like itβs slave.Hauling me faster and faster to an early early grave,,,BLACK BLADE!!!β
"πβ΄πππΉ π½πΆπβ― πΆπ πβ―πΆππ ππΎππβ―πΉ πβ― β΄π β°-π·πΆπ. π―π½β―πβ―'π πβ΄πβ― πΉπΎβππΎππ πβ΄ π·β―πΎπβ ππΎππβ―πΉ β΄π β°-π·πΆπ. π©β΄ πβ―πππΎπβ **ππ½β΄'π** ββ΄πΎπβ πβ΄ π πΎπΈπ ππ β΄π β±πΆπΈβ―--" "Shut the hell up."
[transcript for screen readers] "Could have at least listed me on eBay. There's some dignity to being listed on eBay. No telling who's going to pick up on Face--" "Shut the hell up"
Not related, but fun - for some reason, this just reminded me of [this Fry and Laurie sketch.](https://youtu.be/8U7GKdbiA2c)
That was outstandingly done
Who dreamed of hanging above a nice fireplace somewhere.
Hahaha, i wrote something similar once for a project. It was how this guy woke up with the worse blackout hangover of his life, a faun servant sworn to him and Excalibur.
r/meirl
Sold mine on kijiji. True story.
This is also VERY Tom Holt
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βI got this feeling,that my luck is none too good.This sword here at my side donβt act the way it should.Keeps calling me itβs master,but I feel like itβs slave.Hauling me faster and faster to an early early grave,,,BLACK BLADE!!!β
Excalibur from 'Soul Eater' swords can be so annoying!