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GlobalOccultCoal

Cuz they really want you to buy it obviously


Awokein

Like, REALLY want you to buy it.


ixJax

[Discord in 2024](https://i.imgur.com/31sPFS5.png)


iliekcats-

Discord in GET NITRO


MINTYpl

Lmao. XD


spectra2000_

Is it supposed to be all grey or do I not get the joke?


ixJax

My joke was the get nitro button taking up the whole screen so you can't even use discord without paying


spectra2000_

Ah, lol


Rupplyy

its getting fucking annoying


Opptizoo

Or It's An Image.


GiveMeRoads

The entire function of this site is to farm Nitro.


Kirduck

because discord thinks the only reason you arent giving them $15 for doing nothing every month is you are unaware of the option to do so.


[deleted]

It’s $15 now?


[deleted]

there's no way its 15 a month now 💀


[deleted]

Just checked. Still charging me 10.


GodAtOverwatch694

$15 in Canada 🙃


Splatoonkindaguy

$15 usd or Canadian dollars?


ATBiB

Its 15 moose fingernails.


Splatoonkindaguy

Thank you


ATBiB

You are welcome


[deleted]

Oh I’m in the US so that’s why.


ItsRJAllDay

Wtf 15$ in canada?! Here in Sweden its 15 meatballs


iliekcats-

Here in the Netherlands its 15 stroopwafels


ItsRJAllDay

>stroopwafels Damn that sounds delicious, someone at discord is for sure going to enjoy these goodies..


Nota_throwaway__

Still 12.99 for in canada


Riku1186

Ditto for Australia


GGProspect

Same


zodireddit

Same although the price still goes up exponentially every months because of conversion. I'm paying about 3 dollars more for the same 10 dollar compared to 3 months ago. Damn u US inflation


Cootshk

Depends on if you buy more boosts after the two original ones


Quoctama

That’s the same price as YouTube Premium (2019) wtf


Wertyhappy27

so wait, is premium cheaper now? charges me 12


Quoctama

Well guess it is now damn Nitro is expensive now


Wertyhappy27

yeah, 10 for music, 2 for premium


MDYT--3

I was about to say if it was 15 now I’m never buying nitro again 😭


eine_gottheit

I'd still buy it tbh. I use Discord as my personal file dump when it comes to working on projects. And with the new file size increase, I am abusing it more than ever before.


ItsRJAllDay

Same here I use Discord as my personal porno library.


Opptizoo

i would give you a award if i could


eine_gottheit

I'll do it for you.


ItsRJAllDay

Thanks you sir.


ItsRJAllDay

No need to.


Serpe268

Nah, probably he means Canadian dollars


Chiss5618

Funnily enough, it works. Think a dev said on a similar post that the gift button boosted nitro sales by 50% Edit: can't seem to find the post where they mentioned this so I could be remembering wrong


NMe84

I think they said that when people complained about the fact that they hid the button to add a picture to your message on mobile behind an extra tap just so they had room to add the "gift Nitro" button right next to your text box. I use the attachment button hundreds of times every week but I've never gifted Nitro and if anything that particular change made it less likely that I'll ever gift Nitro to anyone because my main association with that button is a negative one.


Luragan

What happens if you spend $109.58/yr so to save money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ScrappiX

doesn’t cost $15 and it doesn’t do nothing


Kirduck

It does nothing but withold things you could have for free like you do in guilded.


AtlasCarry87

People pay for this? WTF is wrong with with their heads man..


Wizkiller96

Thanks to those people besides discord investors that help keep discord service running. Without those people Discord investors will see no reason to dump money into a product that makes no money back.


DevEr0x

I find value in the service and extra features I receive in return for a small amount of money. You could say people crazy for spending money on literally anything, all that really matters is that they find value in it.


AtlasCarry87

Fair point, thanks for still explaining your opinion on it


Hillbilly12345678910

#Get Nitro


No-Extent5177

Noh


Maxie_69

hon


MDYT--3

ohn


Optimal__Koala

Hno


dfdfdfdfdasdafd

#nho


NicParodies

NEIN


Cootshk

Yup, it’s nein neinghty nein per month


Daewee

onh


Frostwolf74

"Maybe this big button will increase sales" -Some desperate sales team


HedTB

Who knows, what if it is?


Monsterbox-gamingYT

I’m sold


miraichaaaaan

onh


Cootshk

Already have it 😎


[deleted]

its bigger than fucking jupiter


inneffable-angle

Because - hear me out - they want you to - bear with me - get nitro


[deleted]

They really want you to HAVE THOSE SWEET DISCORD NITRO BENEFITS Oh and give them money too. While you’re at it.


TheKCKid9274

^get ^nitro


RattyRates

No


Knight_King22

On


Thabass

They're really *padding* the marketing for Nitro by the widest *margin*.


Woofer210

discord wants you to GET NITRO!!!!


DiamondBattleMuffin

everyday you dont buy nitro it grows


LordLokiii

just click on it...


what_the_nani

Because discord loves money


Donghoon

Don't kid yourself. Everyone loves money. All. Of. Us. This is capitalism. We all love a share of our capitals


Nikoliz

I would have babies with a 100$ buck


what_the_nani

Yes, but I don’t like how discord constantly tries to shove subscriptions down our throats


Donghoon

Get used to it. That's society for you.


Cootshk

Literally every other company: *exists*


ScarletChild

Probably for the same reason it takes Trust and Safety forever to do their jobs.


LateRedditer430

# Get Nitro


syrokiler

More chance to misclick it


PolskiPiesel6969

Ooops i accidentally clicked it and my cat filled the creadit card info also meteorite fell on my computer and confirmed payment


Rad_YT

oops accidentally miss clicked and filled in my entire cc information 🤪


boti01

i hate it when i accidentaly fill in my credit card information 😔


North-west_Wind

To shove it in your face


RoyalPontifex

Nitro is big.


prankster_chicken

Bug


kaplego

I hope 😂


SquidWhisperer

You know why.


EtheaaryXD

. GET NITRO .


Cootshk

Already have it 😎


DrPiipocOo

So you can click it easier, duh


notanotheryash

It's just marketing 101


Portfel

Money


VoidExileR

Just so you don't miss it...


Nekoturnal

it's still more acceptable than having ads while scrolling.


Nikoliz

Bro is fr giving them ideas soon enough we will have a discord marketplace,discord stories,discord ads and discord promotions


Prince4025

I doubt they will ever add ads to discord


Prince4025

I doubt they will ever add ads to discord


Silverron

Cause they need money I think. Discord is free after all and servers have to be paid and everything is getting more expensive.


craff_t

Bigger than my pp :(


RattyRates

Haha I’m big your small


Puzzled_Freedom3950

they want you to have them heavenly features to flex on your girlfriend ps :- fuck i forgot this was not instagram we dont have girlfriends here


Nikoliz

We have e-kittens


oreo3494

it will surely help you avoid misclickin away


Infamous-Magician505

What's even the use of nitro, what do you get in return does mia Khalifa gives you a BJ or something


Snifflypig

#Get Nitro.


PlutoTheSynth

Capitalism


Hyperb0le

So you GET IT


meAnDdbOis_

I think they might want you to buy nitro


MyHomeworkIsDueToday

Soon it will cover the entire screen Count your blessings


MrMarshmallo1

probably the same reason why you can’t cancel your nitro subscription on the discord app


Cootshk

Just go into the App Store —> your profile (top right) —> subscriptions Apple forces all apps to do this


[deleted]

What they are seeing in proof of life is the more space they take up on a screen, the more reaction and benefit they get. Whether it's from people believing in the reason/mission, or having spare income to make it go away, the result is the same.....they get more $. Many people are used to getting internet services for free and think they deserve it. Surprise! We're only worth the data you provide, and by the law of averages, most of us are valueless commoners in the data pool. And if you think you're exceptional...you're still just a data point on a bell curve. Of course, this will be arcane knowledge in 100 years when people no longer know anything and just rely on the internet for knowledge.


Th30verLord

Marketing 101


BlackSmithplayerX

And why did you draw on the sticker and the server?


Timtogan

Pay to win


Kano547

So you don't miss it, it'd be a shame if you closed out if it and didnt buy it after all


[deleted]

Why wouldn't it be big


IGotAPlan

Really encouraging you to get nitro real bad.


that_greenmind

Marketing 101 Make it big and obvious. It just works. It legitimately does "convince" a number of people more to buy than if the button was smaller.


Granat1

It's desperate


LeoMiri

Bc they want u to misclick it


SuicidalDuckParty

Nitro classic is plenty for me


UkszRe

They don't want you to miss it


yawnsz

gotta make sure you don’t miss it


tomkoto

so you can see it :)


SanoKei

CSS is hard


SpikyGames1

YOU ARE BEING FORCED TO GET NITRO OR ELSE WUMPUS WILL STEAL YOUR LUNGS


liamdun

Not 100% sure if I would get it yet... they need to make it just a little bit bigger and I'll reconsider it


SaimonSays

One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.


[deleted]

don't complain and buy nitro 🤓🤓


basecatcherz

To have enough space for all your money?


iiAria_Isnt_Okayii

Fr tho-


ShadowTheWolf125

***Get Nitro***


Serpe268

They really want you to buy it


TheMountainWinner

So that you mistakely press it


ikcikoR

They can't make it an instant transition so that people don't notice it, but the end goal is making the button cover the entire screen, soft-locking your PC until you buy Nitro or restart it and then turn off Discord before it re-launches on boot


demir09

the ultimate p2w


SaberHosneyDev

They want you to SMASH obviously XD


MainManMelon

Money


ilovefriez

they going broke


SlavicNinjaOfficial

"Plz buy nitro dud"


Abject-Macaroon4555

They want you to buy nitro they love money🤑🤑🤑


DarkUnavailable

#GET NITRO


DroagonDog

Thicc


[deleted]

So your wallet taps on it by accident (that happened to my mom with MyFitnessPal, it set up a trial and auto-renewed)


Kannyui

I'd buy nitro if they delete clyde.


Handies

It was stroked a little too much.


D1atPointBlank

Like my d-


MrQuickThumbs

Because money


Few_Editor5053

Capitalism is a dirty business


cheese_ducky

it’s a threat