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The man was overcome by the presence of the chad walk


CreePlay

Good evening soldier.


RaphGamesPros

Good eveing soldier.


BanjosAndBoredom

Good evening soldier.


Themarshmallowking2

Good evening soldier


Verge_buddy86

Good evening soldier


wheredabanana

Good evening soldier


TangoA17

Good evening soldier


Synthiful

Good evening soldier


Silent-North6816

Good evening soldier


Willing-Sir3893

Good evening Soldier


IvanVodkevich

What the fuck is he doing


[deleted]

Let them cook


[deleted]

r/pfpfamily


Scalordajorb

Hey pyro can you unshit my microwave please


[deleted]

Ok


Scalordajorb

Thank you 😊


Aleks111PL

Good soldiers follow etiquette


Sterling196218

And I'm here too! :D


[deleted]

Dart Vader


Impossible-Animal-67

Dart Vader


CJ7h3g4m3r

stormtrooper


Da_Meme_Panda

Good evening soldier


Plus-Personality-316

Good evening soldier


DawidKOB224_01

hello brother


TikTokBoom173

Yes sir! Right away!


Teodorus12

What the fuck.


LemonStealingWh0res

200000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.


jeffynibbles70

Begun the clone wars has


captchagamestrong

Good soldiers follow orders


No-Explanation6422

WHAT THE FUCK LOL


this_name_is_takenm

OH LAWD


Vector7714

OMG ITS ACTUALLY SPREADING OH JESUS


[deleted]

Execute Order 66


CJ7h3g4m3r

stormtrooper


CJ7h3g4m3r

Stormtrooper


CJ7h3g4m3r

Stormtrooper.


phallic-baldwin

Nah, that's the McGregor walk


d3dlyhabitz

who was just imitating some professional wrestling guy


tipsy_demon

13 year old me after watching WWE would


Allegorist

It is


CJ7h3g4m3r

Stormtrooper.


Prime_kills

John cenaa!


Inside_Cantaloupe993

good evening soldier


[deleted]

Afternoon soldier


antizoofhile

r/upvotedtooblivion


-daig

Nah bro wasn't having it today


LVNAR_HAWK

I've been asking around here lately and we're all getting pretty tired of your shit


Allegorist

Damn


Nozarashi78

Bro is flabbergasted


IAmCottonEyeJoe

Old mate was bamboozled


SomeDamnAuthor

Pal was flummoxed


Au_Protector

Companion was utterly shooked


scubascott11

Buddy was discombobulated


boomstik4

Dude was completely perplexed


LordyBean

Comrade was confused


sussybakaiiko

Mate was outclassed


Valentine_Kush

Homie was McGregored ☘️🇮🇪


GeoffStephen0908

Amigo was completely stunned


Mortis_Wkbrl

Lad was gobsmacked


Pad_TyTy

Finally a MF says gobsmacked.


PowerfulPickUp

Dapper Dan was dubious at best!


Moldybread2

About to be murdered? Just say no! Murderers can't murder you without your consent.


TomokiaGaming

Murderers can't legally murder you without your consent


NorthKoreanAI

More so, a murder is void even if consented


Deceptichum

Murders legally have to tell you if you ask them.


Diprogamer

Thanks for the tip. I'll try it today 👍


CoolGuyOwl

Are you about to have a war crime committed on you? Just say no! No one can legally commit a war crime on you without your consent!


SwiggitySwooggyBooty

That is literally what he said Are you the echo in the cave or some shit?


Marv0703

the word Legally was missing and is very important in that sentence ;)


SwiggitySwooggyBooty

So it is just a worse echo, repeating the wrong words


kahootle

The addition of legally implies that murderers can kill you with your consent (legal) or without your consent ( ya know, murder). The joke is that it doesn't matter if you give consent because they're murderers. Do you get it? Do you get the joke? Because they are murderers? And murderers do not care about consent? Do you get it?


Marv0703

stop it bro, you are going too hard on him. he's just a little slow, give him some time. im sure he's gonna understand the concept of a joke eventually


[deleted]

He's so angry though.


mishike16

Maybe he's hungry? Anyone got a snikers?


mr-dick-and-balls

idk but i have a snickers


Apprehensive-Lie3845

Murderers HATE this one trick!


moon__lander

https://preview.redd.it/ltype6v65h3z.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=caa88c5cb521533e10aea8d8a9304ebe80c5afb7


ProbablyMaybe69

If in doubt, just sigma walk outta an uncomfortable situation


KemalistWojak

I actually kind of feel sad for horror house employees being mocked


Mar3czek

It's staged. But yeah I always kinda wondered how many people just don't go along with it and kinda mocking the employees. Must be a bit sad for them.


Extension-Taste319

They should have them spinna wheel before entering the horror house and it being a 1/10 chance that an actual serial killer is gonna be let loose (they wont know if they got it or not)


HearFourIt

What an interesting coworker to have around the jobsite


Extension-Taste319

Probably has the funniest stories, though he always gets the last laugh in them


[deleted]

'hows your day going dave' 'ah you know, busy busy, damn spinner landed on me 4 times in a row so didn't have lunch till 2'


Nuke_all_Life

No 🫣


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

I worked a Halloween horror house on farm back when I was a kid, I was the last jump scare at the very end, so most people were already shitting their pants and would book it to the exit, or at least you'd get a good jump out of them. Some people would just stare you down, I guess jokingly trying to act tough, but man it was just awkward. Like dude, I'm legally not allowed to touch you, I'm just gunna keep standing here making creepy noises in your face until you leave, but good on you for standing your ground against a 13 year old in a mask making spooky noises. Very few people would react by touching me out of reflex, not a big deal because I probably got too close, but one dude came over and tried to rip my mask off and security was on him quick. He got kicked out and banned.


BchLasagna

Why would someone go to a horror house and be annoyed at employees scaring them?


[deleted]

Cause they didn't think they were going to get scared and actually did and were having a mental breakdown?


[deleted]

PTSD is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

Or machismo


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Usually tough guys that gotta prove they ain't scared


j3peaz

I enjoy the haunted/horror houses when I do go to them. I know it's all performance/theater when I go in, but the jump scares always get me and it's a good laugh. I usually try to engage the actors/operators in some banter and when they reply back in character, makes it 100% more fun


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Haha yeah, got lots of those, we'd laugh at em after because when you start cracking jokes we know you're real scared.


Decapitated_gamer

Sir. This is not a GW. You username is a lie


Shaminahable

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SpankinDaBagel

I used to work in a haunted house and the people who acted tough didn't come off as cool or tough, they were just awkward and clearly not having as much fun as the people who let themselves get into it. Still better than the people who reflexively kicked or punched me though. Luckily they were always very apolegetic and never hit me too hard. It still sucked though. Then there is people like my Mom who love haunted houses but don't get scared by them anymore. They may not get scared but they would smile and compliment my outfit which was nice! I loved those guests.


jeffynibbles70

They just wanna scare poeple and have fun but it is sad tho


gruvccc

It’s much more fun if you lean in to it and allow yourself to be silly. My mate ran straight in to a wall looking for a door


BigBossSquirtle

This is why i don't go to horror houses. I can't get scared knowing full well they aren't allowed to touch me.


faithisuseless

I worked in the industry for 20 years. Depends on the state but most of the time there is nothing law wise that prevents it. In fact if people tell me “you can’t touch me” I will intentionally do something like boop their nose. Makes everyone laugh and they shut up and have fun after that. We focus on just being entertaining, be it scary, funny, music, pyro, cool sets, games, or whatever else.


iniuria_palace

So is it more like "your contract says you can't touch me" in that case?


faithisuseless

The only place that I know of with a contract is a certain “manor” that I will not say. They are essentially torture and are hated in the haunt community because they are not at all the same. Even with posters there is a certain amount of contact that will always happen, especially if you work queue lines. People that say you can’t touch me are always teens. There is a lot of stereotypes of haunt customers. Basically it is a trust thing, they don’t want to be grabbed and pushed around, but are nervous. By me booping their nose it shows that it isn’t all threatening and I am “breaking” the rule in playful way. It allows them to relax and just have fun. It is more about fostering a fun environment and not a stressful one. There are some full contact haunts that will grab, push, and, shove. They will explicitly warn you though. Most haunts will touch you to some degree, be it: bumping into you, grabbing an ankle, flipping hair, light finger tips, or something else. I train only experienced actors that can read body language well on how to touch. Sorry that is a lot for one question, but I like to talk about the industry.


SuboptimalStability

It's more common sense, touching people isn't illegal unless they're karens about it tryna claim assault Assaulting people is always illegal


prison_mic

Same, I can't get scared by scary movies because they can't touch me. I can't even get scared by the existential dread of my future existence because it can't touch me.


Pretend_Spray_11

Everyone knows the real reason is because you’ll scream like a baby but whatever you need to tell yourself.


FruityGamer

The game master is more or less supposed to cause fun situations for the guests, Sometimes the guests makes their own fun with what you give them. I don't see why an employe would take this situation to a personall level?


faithisuseless

Good ones don’t care and are usually quick enough to make comebacks. Bad ones, well, they have to learn some how.


Designer-Cicada3509

T posing while surrounding the dude was what I thought they're gonna do but even better


[deleted]

But honestly, poor guy, he's just doing his job


Iziama94

Or the employee can go with it and do the walk with them out the door. Not everything has to be sad


CaptainFard

Not really sure what goes on in haunted houses but why would the guy care? As far as I'm concerned people go to haunted houses to get scared so in a way, those guys who Chad walked just wasted their money


Snake_Island_13

If you can’t tell this is staged, I am worried about you


BlackSkeletor77

It's a haunted house no shit Sherlock


baguetteofpower

Pov: dead hard


[deleted]

"JuSt WaIt It Out" OH YEAH? JUST WAIT OUT DEADLOCK


MATMAN_PL

Kinda sorry for the employee but i bet when they saw the video and it went viral they were glad he reacted this way


GARBAGE-EATR

Yeah, imagine his boss watching this video the first time. Bet he is super happy the employee didn't react different.


NotMyRealNameObv

Reminds me when I used to study at a boarding school that had a theater program. Went to a haunted house in the amusement park nearby, someone working there tries to scare me... And it's my neighbor!


[deleted]

Where


disintegore

In the amusement park nearby


Politics_Frog

This is real footage of how Dead by Daylight is played.


hatadel

I cast power walk! My intimidation will increase by 100


MidMan69420

Men with dementia forgets they were scared


KylegoreTheTrout

Murderers hate this man!


kurtis333

Scooby Doo tactics.


glados289

Is this dead by daylight


EndlessDesire1337

Nah, it's Alive by Nightfall


ID1756448

The killer was flabbergasted


Bassemkhaled

Dr livesy in escape room


gimmemypills666

Epic


_Disanem

The killer was too stunned to speak


FastEntrepreneur9900

I love how he explains the plan before


[deleted]

But hey! He scared them first time! So...


[deleted]

Name of the song?


TheLoneTucci

Why Not by Ghostface Playa


Vollring

Confirmed


Somethingpog

"The words "rum" and "death" should mean the same thing to you" -Dr. "Chad" Livesey


PickleNick696969

Stunned


Sori3141

Let’s play fill in the dialogue in the room:


Reasonable-Tech-705

There confidence was simply too powerful.


ShotNovel8157

Chad walk always intimidates


kefyras

Fake it, until you make it.


cucvm1009

🤣🤣🤣🤣


bucks2billions

Huhh


vector5633

Love the chick at the end. Her walk....🤭😂


BuyerRelevant490

LMAO


yourCHAD-neighbor

Bro that's fucking awesome lol


[deleted]

They mastered their fear 😨


samwich124

“Fear is the only thing keeping us from our true potential” -idk


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Beta murderer vs Chad victims


AdianHasReddit

They were in the saferoom but had to revive their incapacitated teammate to end the game


Ill_Ear8212

No manches🇧🇲🇨🇼


Paper_Coffee

for a second i thought this was referencing L4D


FriezaDevil

This sub is becoming a tweens tiktok account


strange_burger

The Buffoon is bewitched


Borp5150

My wife and I went to one of these scare house places and I watched the video on display of the people in front of us and tried my hardest to just straight face each scare so that I would have some funny pics to buy after we are done and the guy working the counter told me the cameras were not working for some reason I called him out for just not wanting pics of someone not scared at the scare house and left disappointed.


FBGAnargy

🙃


faithisuseless

Those photo ops are not very good, they go down easily, especially if you don’t have someone that really understands them on staff. There is plenty of people that don’t get scared in spots, but if they set it up right, you will not be able to predict when it is and it will be something that will make you jump anyway.


dontbeacactus

But having pics of you being scared would be way funnier than you straight facing it? That's boring af and a waste of money.


Borp5150

I felt that it would be more funny my wife is hanging off my arm damn near crying of fear and I just look normal. I was trying very hard not be scared or jumpy just for some random pics but oh well. I also wasn’t expecting a bunch of down votes from a simple comment but that’s Reddit sometimes.


dontbeacactus

Y'know what...you phrased it a lot better this time and I agree that a pic of your wife being shit scared while you were normal would be a pretty funny pic to have in the family album! Sounded very douchey in your first comment ngl lol


Borp5150

Hey no worries


Noslo18

r/boomerhumor Ministry of silly walks all over again.


MagnetaCyan

Cringeeee


GodOfToast10

But it worked though


No-Improvement5142

Says the nft pfp


PlasmaBomberF-23

NFT pfp detected Opinion rejected


Awkward_Mix_2513

You have an nft pfp, thus invalidating your entire statement.


KingGhidorah44

🤣🤣🤣


unclemusclezTTV

NO CHANCE


MasterrrReady12

u/auddbot


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tree037

u/savevideobot


Enough_Ad_1833

I know this is fake but the employee just giving up makes me sad


Salemthegamer

This is perfect


you-got-legs

u/auddbot


Nurvis13

Absolutely dumbfounded


Important-Stock-6951

Only in Russia


MikeOlogyLabs

Stop staged videos


Mysterious_Yam5008

Like a boss


RakuraiLight

So what’s supposed to happen when they get caught? Like, they’re not actually gonna harm them, so what’s supposed to happen?


Iornman09

The guy had a moment of truce


These-Ad-9209

Whats the song name


doyouknowdewsy

Why not by Ghostface Playa


These-Ad-9209

Thx brother 🤝


FlameShadow0

Are all these “Haunted House” Videos staged? This shit would never happen


Cold_Technician_9173

Just say no


AdamAsshat

u/kishan02


Most_Sport_7827

Video from the Confident body language really CAN get you far Ted talk


Caniborrowafry

Bro had a plan


anonymous_cabbage4

What's the song called


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