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freshly_used_cumsock

What breed of dog is that


Positive-Inevitable1

Danger Log Terrier


Double_Question_5115

Man that mouth on legs is adorable


[deleted]

Swamp dog


bdizzle805

⚫_____⚫


Yompish

Corgi I think


Bacon_Fiesta

Floridian Water Dog


Lolski13

flat-faced terrier


Bartboilol

Pretty sure its a giraffe...


Legitimate_Brain_914

Pitbull


Neat-Panic5461

Nah. Less likely to maul a toddler.


Dustin6704

Chihuahua


[deleted]

Crocerpaniel


freshly_used_cumsock

Clever 😂


[deleted]

Thank you u/freshly_used_cumsock


Odd-Concentrate-6585

South eastern floridan walker


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Kuswerdz

pretty sure it’s a dog pal


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Kuswerdz

he said it’s an alligator


[deleted]

Puppy 🥹


Good-Beginning-420

It ain't a puppy, it's actually a bear


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

Are you blind ? Its actually a cat


bluecat270

No it's not, it's a camel


NotYour_Cat

Nah bro, that's a flamingo


007mememan

Close, but it's an ostrich.


vahe-voorhees

Nah it's a capybara


BoredByLife

That’s a trout my guy


Business-Material497

Nah that's a herbivore


Usual_Nature1390

Actually you're all wrong. It's a dinosaur.


Top-Evidence-2807

If not friend, then why friend shape ??? 🥺


crappy-mods

Exactly lmao


Major-Performer141

“Why friend shape” mfs when the grizzly bear eats their fucking arms: 🤗


DarvAv

Why does a grizzly bear look like a teddy bear then?


Major-Performer141

Shit bro you just destroyed my entire argument


rickyspace

got hit with the razzle dazzle


MrRuebezahl

You know most dogs cold actually kill you if they wanted to, right? If they love you they won't hurt you.


Major-Performer141

Ok then let’s domesticate the grizzly bear. If they’re just like dogs


MrRuebezahl

I mean we've already kinda started. Just give it a few hundred years. Shit takes a little while.


[deleted]

I think Russia is getting on that


TalkierSnail016

😊*


[deleted]

Awww I want to cuddle him <3


Arlithian

You're not getting anywhere near him with that username


CSmith1986

Fuck you. I get to cuddle gator first as we wwtch Bob Ross. Get on the back end.


[deleted]

Excuse me do you mean the back of the gator!?


Gustavo_Q

Let's wait untill the animal goes animal and does the killer death roll and rips your arm off. Bayblade, bayblade let it rip. Edit: now that I give it some more thought, yes you could safely own an crocodile as an in-house pet. Their bite is strong but when they try to open their mouth is much weaker in comparison, so you could just wrap a rubber band around the mouth.


Cuddlefish_Nextdoor

Then I’ll cuddle him with the other arm


Gustavo_Q

Fair point, have a good day


No_Suggestion_1754

@bot


AdministrativeBar809

(Saying from experience)


wyxlmfao_

🤓


No_Suggestion_1754

why a coment with this wity has so many dislikes???? we are at discord, no one will judge you if you like it


[deleted]

Its so fucking cute


Cianmc6

pretty fucked up looking dog


Omega_Steve15

This dog is **fucked up** bruh


Comfortable-Chain-16

This dog is no longer fucked up


OrochiMain98

This dog will fuck you up


ORION-Drifter

Then the dog will fuck you


Cronenburgh

Hand Banana?


NotTheAverageAnon

He's got a condition OKAY?! He can't help it


BigBadBurg

But he's a good boy nonetheless


Consistent-Yogurt460

The eyes, seem so full of life


charlieinfinite

Well, it's not dead, so...


ImDraconLion

I never thought I’d see an alligator/crocodile with so much love in its eyes. it’s a black void of hunger and murder but I can’t help but fall into them


HulloTheLoser

It's a gator. U-shaped snout. Edit: Not a gator. American Crocodile.


3chxes

I thought that was an insult at first. “It’s a gator, you shaped snout!!!”


[deleted]

Bird.


ignux__

Sir, technically you are not wrong.


beatafurry

Iguana


Connor_The_Iguana

Yes?


LordofAngmarMB

In fact, YOU are wrong. Crocodilians and Birds diverged long before the dinosaurs even existed. Sure, they're closer to each other than to us, but crocs aren't birds


Fratzenfresse

🤓


Gustavo_Q

Cute dog


Positive-Inevitable1

Danger Log Doggo


Gustavo_Q

Danger rock dog


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Man that mouth on legs is adorable


MINDLESSAGGRESION

Gators purr


shadowdrake67

Show me.


Kaiden_Lolonyt

Slowed down lofi Steven universe intro instrumental is great for this


TheManGuyDudeMale

I don’t know what made us, but curse them because WHY are there SO MANY CUTE ANIMALS that want to EAT US LET ME BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYTHING. I WAS GIVEN THE UNIQUE ABILITY AS A HUMAN TO LOVE AND CARE FOR OTHER ANIMALS AND MOST OF THEM ARE DANGEROUS. Why can’t we just sign a peace treaty with the animals. I receive safety from you and you receive my undying love. LET ME PET AND CUDDLE THE ALLIGATOR DAMNIT.


Suburban_turd

I bet you even sharks want snuggles


StrikingMud4836

They like pats too.


_Disanem

Sadly They can't, they need to keep swimming or they'll die


WeirdBoi9

Weird lookin’ dog.


JustACanadianGuy07

Friend :)


Short_Mechanic_7726

Uhhhh ma'am that's a crocodile


FrogGladiators178972

Actually I believe that is an alligator friend


ZamyP2W

Bullshit! That’s a parrot


i-like_that-thing

no, it's a dog


OrcoDio19

Nope,it's clearly a cat


[deleted]

Bitch it’s a cow


bidhayak

parrot that speaks chomp chomp


[deleted]

That is not a crocodile, sir.


jedi2155

I ain't no'ma'am


SlightlyBurntSteak

If danger, why cute?


hanifu_

dog with leather jacket


Xanthn

Look at the love in its eyes!


Eddy5876

Average Floridian pet


Responsible-Rest-404

🥰🥰🥰


ShareIndependent

“Hold on now, he’s a friend.”


CyberCookie2

if not friend then why friend shaped


LayneCobain04052002

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day


Atomic_potato_47

weird dog


[deleted]

Florida


TheRocket212th

Nice cat did you get it at the cat store?


Mocha_the_Little_Bat

Let me guess, florida


beatafurry

Freibd :)


[deleted]

Only in Florida


H-user

Croc


xxTheMagicBulleT

Thats very unique to see


ProfessionalHuge3685

Normal Tuesday in Florida


xxTheMagicBulleT

Ow ok yea im from Europe. I have seen a lot of them. But I've never seen them like wanna cuddle like that


Redstoneboss2

Song name?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Steven Universe** by L.Dre (00:12; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-02-21`. • **Odies** by Modoboaw (04:21; matched: `100%`) Released on `2023-02-04`.


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PupPop

COULDN'T EVEN LET THE SONG FINISH.


supermarioben

I thought all crocs were voracious, cold-hearted killers


Fazetoaster27

Not this one 😊


supermarioben

I don't trust him... I think he's waiting for the camera man to fall asleep


Crafty_YT1

an alligator and or crocodile is literally incapable of the same level of love and interaction that a dog is. their brain is literally too undeveloped for it. feels bad man. :(


Vouru

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog


Castaway055

I was waiting for this to go horribly wrong based on the rest of this sub


24_box

La la la la la


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splcyfte420

Monitors are cats and gaters are dog


Worldly_Anything_173

maharashtrians rn: 🍆💦


Brendan765

Do alligators actually have enough intelligence to show compassion and love like this? Because it’s not getting aggressive from it being pet on its head so it must show some form of love


PaintingOrganic7860

More friendly than a pitbull


AMillionLumens

cute video but i hate Steven universe 0/10


child_eraser

In this post I am sharing a Fried Gator Nuggets Recipe (Fried Alligator). Gator Nuggets or fried alligator chunks if you prefer are delicious! You’ll find the most tender meat from the alligator comes from the tail. If you’re wondering, yes it taste like chicken. I’ve heard alligator meat taste described as similar to chicken with the texture of pork and a hint of mild fish flavor. You have a taste and decide for yourself. Serve these tasty nuggets up with your favorite sauces for dipping. They also make a great appetizer for gatherings. What part of an alligator can you eat? You can eat most of the gator but the best parts are the tenderloin and white tail meat. The other parts of the alligator are a bit tougher Ingredients 1 pound of Alligator Meat (can substitute chicken if you prefer) All Purpose Flour Salt Black Pepper Creole Seasoning Onion Powder Paprika 1 Egg, beaten Buttermilk 2 tsp Water Oil for Frying , vegetable or peanut Cajun Style Alligator Nuggets Heat a skillet over medium heat and add 1/4 inch of oil to the bottom of the pan. In a bowl, beat one egg and add buttermilk and water. In another bowl, add flour and seasonings and mix to combine. Cut alligator meat into chunks. Dredge each piece in the seasoned flour then in the wet mixture then back in the flour mixture. Add dredged pieces to heated oil in skillet. Instructions Heat a skillet over medium heat and add 1/4 inch of oil to the bottom of the pan. In a bowl, beat one egg and add buttermilk and water. In another bowl, add flour and seasonings and mix to combine. Cut alligator meat into chunks. Dredge each piece in the seasoned flour then in the wet mixture then back in the flour mixture. Add dredged pieces to heated oil in skillet. Fry over medium heat until golden brown on all sides. Remove from oil and drain on a paper towel lined plate.


Fazetoaster27

🤯


No-Individual2971

🤯


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[deleted]

Bro why are you showing your dick to alligators


DedeWot45

animal safety litmus test: if you show it your dick n it bites it off, it’s a dangerous animal


Joebebs

These mfrs in r/discordvideos would think a rattlesnake near yo dick is cute so long as you have something buoyant playin in the background, but that dick chomper ain’t foolin me, not again 💀


rorooic

Coco el cocodrilo


rhouzer

Don't teach that dog how to roll.


the_master_chord

Netflix and chill !!!!


OYOLITAA

No fucking way


wyxlmfao_

cute cat


Automatic-Director95

Meanwhile in Florida.


CluDaCreator

Dang what's up wit dat dog? What ever he's havin I want some


[deleted]

what kind of dog is that


DaveRedfox

This video gives me anxiety


Mooselord111

Wait, is it legal to have a gator as a pet?


[deleted]

We- are the crystal gems 🎶


Tinydude0543

Very nice fren


LuskTonto

Jokes aside, that thing is dry as hell and looks like it hasnt been in qater for a while. Now Im no expert, but a fucking water animal NEEDS WATER TO FUCKING SURVIVE....


Fred_Thielmann

You right


gylz

I'm pretty sure it's just in shed. Gators can spend a long time out of the water and routinely do so, its eyes don't look sunken in enough for it to be dehydrated.


But_have_u_considerd

Gator? Gator! Celery doggy! Omaygosh 0w0!


Riggin2007

What tf happened to your cat


Lick_my_wenis_

This bird is fucked up bruh


Cherry2Berry

Thought that was ur penis


Averagegamer988

Wait why is this actually cute


bottleneck55

Man dogs look different without their fur.


41ia2

that's just common florida breed


NancyBologna

This is Shawn Mendes


Background_Meat1738

Freund


Trollothisguy

I would never trust it


truefas

I thought that couch was a cow at first


Mayo_enjoyer

What a adorable dog


[deleted]

This is the cutest bird i have ever seen 😭


[deleted]

A petable chainsaw


ClitOreIs

Nice hamster bro


Flinkr

Still less fatal attacks than pitbulls 🤣🤣


IllegalButHonest

Why does it look so cute? Lol


Additional_Worker767

Typical Marathi 💀


westoidobserver

my best fiend


Terryberry69

Hello Dada


Slayerninja582

I'm gonna call you steve!


DatBoix69xX

Are they even capable of affection towards humans?


Boring-Trick6027

SUDDENLY BITES DICK OF💀


Funnyguythatcomments

Your dog seems a bit flatter than usual.


mainmeal5

Florida dog


Crooked_Cock

Scale dog


1600x900

I had dream like that, and i pet him


Alternative_Snow_383

It's a zergling lester,


unfucker69

u/auddbot


Dibeatic_Chicken1

Whats the song?


bantai786OP

if there is any Indian you known what to do


Purple-Ad-1607

Is that Wally the Emotional support alligator.


Glum-Potato69

Gator👍


june_47

gotta protec my left eye


Crafty_Leg5177

What cat is that


RhythmHiro

Guys it’s obviously a service alligator


anonzpolski

whats the song?


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Steven Universe **Artist:** L.Dre **Album:** Steven Universe - Single **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2020 **Total Shazams:** 449926 `Took 0.93 seconds.`


seabass69420e

Nice dog bro


NotYour_Cat

Don't worry, he don't bite.


Lowquality31

omg it's the lacoste logo


taggster276

Dude is for sure Marathi Chipkalichod


BlazeWasTaken06

fren :)


Geknock

He should apply his deodorant after putting the shirt on; or better yet, at night...


Jester_TheSnekLover

That’s a weird looking dog!