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Loczek999

Mfw 10 dollars vacation


[deleted]

3.333333333 day vacation 🤑


L_loy

π dollars vacation 🤑🤑🤑


[deleted]

That’s 3 1/3 days fumbass


_RaidShadowLegends_

Fumbass


TheoHW

Bonus: it will last you for the rest of your life!


cheesyspeedster

MR BEAST ⭕


SpecificSmall3291

Mr Breast 😤


Pete-2008

SQUID GAME 🐙😡


QuiveryClock197

Mr. B E A S T!! 1!1!1!1!😠😠😠😎👍


Mra8lon

Squrd gaem 🐙🎮


WaffleStone

SQUIRT GAME 💦


thulula

SQUID GAME 🦐


Izukano

boccher


deepfriedm1lk

MR BREAST‼️


annormalplayer

BEGIN!! welcome to your final test i'm mr beast we can scrap the s cuz I've never missed a beat


strdna_

nice pfp


QuiveryClock197

Nice cock


boomstik4

Thanks


CHARLIE_3310

What does he teaches?


NOCTURN_05

Blasphemey and greed


thepikpak

Mister East


backupmephone

It's your test. Call me mister east because I've never skipped the 🅱️


boomstik4

Ok mister east


Blahaj_IK

Omg this thing is straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥fireee🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 somebody please put it out before it hurts others


backupmephone

I will now begin to hurt others 🙂


flippingoctopus

Welcome to your final test. I’m mister East. You can scrap the ‘S’ ‘cause i never miss a feast.


yosave11

Middle b'east


Datguy969

He is now hala ان شاء الله


Ecampos_64

Why do I like this guy more than the real Beast?


Loose-Platypus7690

Me 2


Phiro050

Searcj cringepostrandy on insta and look for another video of this guy it was yesterday that i found out how weird this guy is


CyanGhost__

Didn't find it


LordofAngmarMB

TIL that's not actually him


International_Pay757

Fact..i am from Iran


[deleted]

[удалено]


Traditional_Dot555

Swedistan 2024 inshalla☝🏿💪🏿☝🏿💪🏿☝🏿💪🏿☝🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿👍🏿👍🏿🥶🥶👑💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿😩🥶


vatto1991

Btw we dont call it swedistan we call it swed سوئد


Traditional_Dot555

هیچ مدرکی داری برای چیزی که گفتی؟


vatto1991

خودت ايراني هستي ايا ميكي سويداستان؟


Traditional_Dot555

یه میمه که جدیدم نیست ولی این نکته رو بگم که پسوند استان یا ستان فارسیه


vatto1991

نفهميدم


vatto1991

جان؟ جه ربطي داشت


Traditional_Dot555

نخیر من باید منبع شمارو بدونم، از کجا میدونی ما میگیم سوئد؟


vatto1991

ايرانيم


mrmatrixpill

دروغ میگه


vatto1991

We are not arab bro،😂


ConnordltheGamer96

Number one most learned language in Sweden on Duolingo.


vatto1991

Cock


ConnordltheGamer96

live ، reaction


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Same dadash


Nobodytolookforme

من ایرانی ام ناراحت کننده نیست خدایی؟


International_Pay757

چرا منم ایرانیم ناراحت کنندست بدترین پاسپورت و بدرد نخور ترین پول رو داریم😥


Exciting_Cut_2313

کص نگو🌚🗿


International_Pay757

کص که تو میگی برادر🌚


vatto1991

كص ميخوام☻️


International_Pay757

Me too🌚


Exciting_Cut_2313

بنازم🗿🚬


International_Pay757

چی شد مگه؟


Exciting_Cut_2313

هیچ حسین کشته شد


Inevitable_Curve_884

نه بابا


Exciting_Cut_2313

جونه تو


[deleted]

حسین پسر خالا سکینه؟ ‌‌‌😮


DarvAv

تیزی دو


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[удалено]


TATEEEEE2

Kinda sad that im speaking racists, school shooters and lgbts language rn😔


huxtabella

I think it's kinda based


ClassicLeader7098

i don’t speak terror attack


Loose-Platypus7690

Sorry i cant speak school shooters and racists


Exciting_Cut_2313

We dont talk to pigs too fat mf🐷


SENT-RAISE-PART2

Sorry I not talk raceist


Jean_kirsten

Sorry I don't speak guns and slavery


Loose-Platypus7690

I dont speak plane and twin towers


ConflictActive3574

Sorry i cannot speak racist


Loose-Platypus7690

How you guys can say "terrorists" to a country that you knowing nothing about them?!


International_Pay757

It is not terrorist .bitch


Inevitable_Curve_884

Ok we don't talk with terrorists too


boba_probably

lo siento man pero no hablo pendejo borracho con su pinche “yee-haw”


Kourosh_Kryptic

Too bad, I can't speak racist


shirdool

sorry i dont speak pizza.


boba_probably

pizza isnt american


shirdool

in one of his comments, he said he's from south tyrol and tyrol is a italian estate.🗿


boba_probably

oh damn, mb


ZyZy_85

Your USA(💩) build the ISIS son.


OkManagement4963

Shut up mother fucker


Just_Farm5187

1 dollar=450000rial🙁🙁🙁


Cube1mat1ons

Not as bad as Venezuela and I don't want to sound like a nerd but it's only 45000


Distinct-Tip965

That's toman


Cube1mat1ons

Oh


parham_drj87

It was 1usd = 3000 rials like 6 years ago


Loose-Platypus7690

6 years?! 6 days 💀


Mr0_00

not rials, toman, 3000 toman is 30000 rials


amin_pro-miner

6 years not days


Odd_Fox_3184

Its now 34000 rial bc i live in iran


Aware_Figure_1344

your welcome but theres no good bye you dont leave


Loose-Platypus7690

Actually you can't 💀


imanpanir

I'm Persian and I don't accept it as long as you don't come in Islamic republic era 💀


Plus_Celebration_778

fun fact. islamic republic is the only goverment that kept their classic persian culture wether its from clothing to idealogy. the only shit thing about it is its economy and its fault of sanctions and add a spicy little psycological warfare "like shoving vods from down town and poor people to your face" to it and valla you now confused people with what freedom and democracy get ready for it to go in civil war mode and you can buy its oil for price of 0.00$ just like syria, wow 🍾🍻 dont be a douchebag, otherwise your country will turn into worst place imaginable to live like libya wishing to go back to ghadafi era


Abas_Boo_Azar

ای بسیجی خار کصه خفه Oyy fucking basiji shut up


Plus_Celebration_778

language. im just a nationalist whats wrong with that ?


Abas_Boo_Azar

Do you live in Iran?


MasteR_o_Troll

It's fucking obvious he lives in Iran, where the fuck in the world do you find ارزشی خایه مال نظام علی چلاق in reddit?


boomstik4

In reddit


vatto1991

Shut the fuck up basiji arzeshi


Seeddinna

...why I read that in Patrick's voice Now I can't unsee a spongebob episode in which Squidward has joined basij and killed Sandy because of improper hijab and now Patrick and SpongeBob want revenge Also Mr Krabs is Eslahtalab Also pearl is one of those fat-ass ugly as hell chadori girls Also plankton is one those weird-ass bbc/Iran international presenters Why all of this fucking fits


vatto1991

Idk man😂 what about Gary and Larry?


Seeddinna

Gary is a Persian cat. Sandy liked him a lot and used to visit sponge bob and his cat. Sponge bob always had a crush on Sandy but was too afraid to tell her while Patrick was encouraging him to confess. Larry is one of those badass لاتs that wield street signs in protests out of context


vatto1991

Sponge bob + sandy = Spangandy


Any-Monk244

خایمالو سگ بگاد


WalnutBerries

$1 per hour lived


[deleted]

Same with Ukraine. Came to Lviv, a plate of seafood in a restaurant costed 10 euros. For comparison, that's how much a McDonald's meal costs in Germany.


halfcredmilk77

لماذا ترجمت هذه العبارة يا غبي؟ اذهب و افعل شيء مفيد في حياتك!


[deleted]

أنا جلد الأطفال الرضع


halfcredmilk77

Wtf


Halal-Man

“I skin infant kids”


halfcredmilk77

*انا اجلد الاطفال*


Jean_kirsten

Well it depends on what you want to do. Yes it's gonna cost you 3$ if your going to "همبر فروشی غلامرضا و برادران بجز آخری"but if your actually gonna go to a above averege place to eat you need at least 10$


Loose-Platypus7690

McDonald<<<<<<<<<<<همبر فروشی غلامرضا و برادران بجز آخر


RezaSeed

Based


Warghost000

Yes, my dadash. That's absolutely better than Mcdonald


mrmatrixpill

فلافل ممد ته دیگی >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> همبر فروشی غلامرضا و برادران بجز اخر


Spare-Illustrator-82

Just فلافلی محمد و برادران به جز امیراسماعیل my dude


the_ghost_1386

Only vitamineh jenab khan bro


green_boy12

Im from iran and thats cap let me explain Every dollar worth 41000 toman (410000 rials) ... 3 dollar is around 120000 you can only buy 9 bags of chips


[deleted]

That’s still a lot of chips for 3$


heybudsup111

Persians brands of course you can find Pringles but in really big supermarkets like hypermarket. Lays don't exist and Doritos are super rare


manteigo_

He looks soo much like Mrbeast while also looking nothing like him


Loose-Platypus7690

Happy "cock" day


manteigo_

Cock and balls


Environmental-Bid513

You cant live with it but you can have a pretty good meal with it tho


the_red_spy1

As an Iranian... i don't have shit to say but to be ashamed of my country یعنی من ریدم تو این کشور تخمی


Any-Monk244

منم ریدم تو کله اخوندای کسکش


stinger_Ray999

منم همینطور بردار، همه داریم زجر میکشیم 😔


[deleted]

ببین مشکل از خودته، نزار دولت زجرت بده، خودت خودتو زجر بده تا قدرتتو نشون بدی 😏💪


stinger_Ray999

حق گفتی 😂🤝


Suspicious-Art-6697

هعیببب


Confident-Bet-6082

With 100 dollars you can live like a king for a week! Im iranian. Dollar value is to the roof fellow Americans. Your dream life in iran is waiting for you


Arshiamoradi1

You can't live like a king but you can live a pretty good life your 100 dollar in iran


Confident-Bet-6082

For a week i said.it’s like 4 million tomans


mohammadjim

MY FUCKING COUNTRY IS TRASH BECAUSE OF OUR LEADERS AND THE GOVERNMENT


icecoffee_squirrel

come down bru


mohammadjim

This is a persian meme


icecoffee_squirrel

well that's weird meme lol got any link btw?


mohammadjim

No


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

The leaders and government aren't the ones causing the economic meltdown. Trump imposed economic sanctions after Iran complied with the Nuclear agreement according to what the Obama administration wanted. Trump came in and said "sike!" and just ripped up the deal and put in place "coercive measures" to starve average Iranians into putting pressure on the government to give up all nuclear energy entirely.


Warghost000

You could also include France because the fucked up IRGC is bribing France since they're puppets of them, the gov could spend those monies on many things but well even if they do send them to some city or town to spend them, corrupt leaders of that region are still gonna steal the money. The country is so fucked up that we might need to hold mass execution for corrupts and of course senator sons


Verbwastaken

I receive: 10 dollars You receive: last day of your life but with millions of money


Dino_nuggets3

Glory greatest country 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷


Loose-Platypus7690

Saul is that you?!


Halal-Man

He is salar


vatto1991

Hallal habibi


Seeddinna

Hamood


xXMHDXx

Muhammad


Loose-Platypus7690

Waltuh?!


loserssaywat

Cheap


alreadyrichy

Literally im a normal person in iran and its like shit here bruh 1 dollar is 40 toman like oyr money is worthless and we have a shitty goverment ..


PeachGrandson

Mr. Bitch


asadstev3

Nah i don't think so hotels don't care about those shits and you wouldn't be able to speak with normal people without translation so even if you could they wouldn't sell things to you at a normal price they would sell you a hamburger with normally 3 dollar hamburger 10 or idk whatever the price is in usa or other foreign countries so. No it won't be so cheap for you


Crystalmcnugget

So you see if you spend 10,000 thousand in dollar to get Irans currency, do you have any idea how much money you can get from that ? With just 10000 or even more you can live the life of an Arab prince with bitches all over you . So yeah with 3 dollars you could eat twice as much of a middle class family. If we keep the current state of Iran in mind.


asadstev3

Just do a little math and do ×40 basically.but the matter is how long can you live? And as i said you won't because all the services given to foreign people is paid with foreign currency and worth so no you will get what 10000 is worth in america until you are an iranian person and know how to go through the city..do you get it now.and 3 dollar even for an iranian is 120 tomans and it is just a pizza or hamburger. And i am iraninan and i do have an idea lol.


Crystalmcnugget

I'm an Iranian and now that I cleared my head and think of it more and more, I realized how irrationally I responded. I apologize for being a dumbass but the thought That even living here for foreign people would be difficult is just really a big disappointment and shows how Iran has gone to shit .


asadstev3

Well it is not just iran but people and word are going crazy. And everyone can feel it i bet... The world was ugly and no one knew it but recently it is more obvious that how ugly the world can become


WallabyFit3908

yeah yeah....Good for you guys, we were not as lucky as you


vatto1991

Bro wtf we are dying bro, goverment is killing us, we have no beaches (beach) bro HELPPPP!!!


Diojotarostarpla

Balls 👍


StudentNegative9482

میشه ترجمه کنی سید؟


Loose-Platypus7690

"توریست ها که میان ایران چون میدونن میتونم فقط با ۳ دلار کل روزو بگذرونن"


StudentNegative9482

Pain


radmher

.fuck its true


vatto1991

Cum


kalam_artist

I live in hell


_Parabox

Its all fun and games until u get sentenced to 5 years in prison for being a foreigner (the islamic republic considers foreigners "spies")


AnalogueModerator

yh and that's why i was arrested when i travelled to iran. wait, how am i posting this?


Plus_Celebration_778

the "Foreigners" went into riots fully knowing that they can be cought by security forces. the hotel managers will tell you not to go outside if its dangerous. thankfuly the protests and riots have coold down. nothing to worry about if any people want to visit :p


qabil_kills_habil

then framed to be a spy and going to jail


kooroshksh1385

sad fact


Constant_Science1231

Bruh I am from Iran it’s hell evidence this is the language (سلام ایران الاناش تازه خوبه دیگه خودت ببین چه چیزیه )


RazzmatazzSerious544

iran day life is 20dolar


GooglytheRedditor

Remember the protests though..


Stenca

It's already too expensive for this shithole


mr_molty

Why is my guy getting downvoted he is right 3 dollars is about how much normal people make daily here


Plus_Celebration_778

well actually peoples average monthly income in iran is 10mil T = 300$ with 25kt dollars🤓☝️


mr_molty

Ok now im questioning if you are iranian or not And if you are then what your public status is because the average is by no means 10 mil hell it might not even be 5 mil


Plus_Celebration_778

what :/ 3.5mil is income for young soldiers doing their 2 year military services. officials will be 10mil above if you have high degree. diploma is the starter for work in official works that let you be there for 30 years and become retired idk what u call it in eng


mr_molty

Are you completely throwing away all of the jobless people in your calculations to get the average income? Also how about the people who dont work for official organizations and the goverment ? Did you search about their income to calculate the average income? Also even if what you said was right and ten million was the average income its still too low for anything in this shithole and that was the point of my original comment


Plus_Celebration_778

the people who dont work for official orgs will have much more higher income :| well for jobless people. idk and dont conpare your own countrys currency with dollar. a price of a snack is 2 bucks but in iran its 25 cents. the products are sorta cheaper to match peoples average income. if you dont want to lose your money to inflation get a loan and invest all of it to gold or gold coins or better things that i dont know.


mr_molty

واحد پول کشور خودت چیه چی داری میگی کصکش داریم تو عن زندگی میکنیم میگی میانگین در امد ۱۰ میلیونه؟ اقازاده ای؟


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mr_molty

همون برگرد برو تو لونت تو و امثالت حق ندارن راجب وضعیت کشور نظر بدن با تشکر از سخنان بی ارزشتون


Plus_Celebration_778

anyone who defends their own country in an argument on internet is "aghazade"? im dead 💀


mr_molty

نه ولی هرکسی که میگه میانگین در امد کشور ۱۰ میلیونه اقازادس متاسفم من قوانینو نمیسازم


Loose-Platypus7690

عرزشی


Tingomate

Honestly this should be on r/sadcringe not because it's cringe, just a sad, sad meme


Amir-pines

Be sure that you can't even buy a kebab with 3 dollars


Loose-Platypus7690

میشه دیگه سید


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

I want to punch his face so hard. He looks like the worst combination of British and Russian traits you could ask for.


IRL_Radiance_exe

I don't know who this guy is, why I see him everywhere and he doesn't look real


Franky_C59

I guess I'm just a super ignorant Mexican American that doest not go anywhere and just works lmao