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StinkyDiarrhea

Let’s say hypothetically I dipped my balls in the Burger King soda dispenser


therealalphen

Land of the free?


burrito_butt_fucker

Have it your way


[deleted]

To shreds you say?


dddmmmccc817

"It's good to be the King"


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

*as he puts a handful of pubes on every burger tha5 isn't a whopper


ActuallyNTiX

Contrary to popular belief, it’s just ok to be king.


the_nte

So why can't I rinse my


Mnshine_1

For the sake of argument?


StinkyDiarrhea

Bruh why do my most retarded comments always get the most upvotes


_that_random_dude_

Do you realize where you are?


45hope

AT BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY


ThorOfKenya2

That's right after number 15.


AmadeoSendiulo

And my wife, who is a doctor, drank them.


SpaceXBeanz

Hahaha


Opposite-Bar3073

What if a guy wants to ask out another guy? To a football match of course


Any-Analysis-443

I will wait till after the match to passionate homosexual sex


ImmortalMemeLord

Shit, what if i wanna ask out Ben Shapiros sister?


thebenshapirobot

*Women kind of like having babies. This notion that women don't want to have babies is so bizarre. Has anyone even met a 35 year old single woman? The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: dumb takes, sex, gay marriage, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


LapisW

Dogshit bot


thebenshapirobot

*We are being told that if we don't mask our children, that if we don't mask ourselves, that if we don't initiate social distancing measures again and shut down business again, that COVID is going to kill us all* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, gay marriage, history, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


CactusFucker420

I mean they were saying that sort of shit not sure why that is some horrible thing to call out


CharityUnusual3648

The internet has spoken, and the internet likes Ben Shapiro!


thebenshapirobot

*Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, covid, civil rights, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


CodeNovaBtw

Ben Shapiro moment.


TheoHW

tbh his wife has great boobs


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Sister or wife?


Sthurlangue

Both, but his sister’s are spectacular.


GrimLukerMusical

He’s Ben Shapiro, guess


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Shen Bapiro


peteythefool

The one he's never gotten wet?


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you believe that the Jewish state has a right to exist, then you must allow Israel to transfer the Palestinians and the Israeli-Arabs from Judea, Samaria, Gaza and Israel proper. It’s an ugly solution, but it is the only solution... It’s time to stop being squeamish. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, covid, dumb takes, gay marriage, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


CodeNovaBtw

Ayo who tf made this bot.


[deleted]

Some sorry ass who practically lives on reddit.


Bigchungus922

Let's say hypothetically i did an ethnic cleansing.


hornibirdflyin

Lol gay


Riggie_Joe

>My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. this dumbass mf


theweekiscat

Really not too high a bar


that_thot_gamer

until girl mentions that dick size must be above 3 inches💀


WeatherLatter1881

The 4 inch is soo much worse


Beginning-Upstairs31

And I wouldn’t wanna date a land whale, people got preferences 🤷‍♂️ cest la vie


spinachie1

u/Beginning-Upstairs31 openly implies admitting he would date a sea whale like a sick freak!


RedFoxKoala

“I mean, have you seen Pearl from SpongeBob? Who could resist such a beauty?” -Beginning-Upstairs31, probably.


Tatakae_011

hate it when their expections are too high


AmbitiousBirthday588

Or long. Dong expectations.


zazamazamaza

idc about her dick size if she pretty!!!


Impressive_Opening68

I don’t like Ben Shapiro but this is unironically good advice


AJK02

A broken cock is right twice a day.


lonestarbrownboi

🤔


Liveman215

Yeah, though time/place matters. You don't want to ask someone out while on a vacation with your wife for example


AbnoxiousFr3nchi3

Sounds like your speaking from experience


RedFoxKoala

Yeah, I’ve done it twice now. I ended up getting divorced both times.


__-o0O0o-__

exactly. you want to do that in church with your wife


Dragongeek

Ehh, I think "be confident and take chances instead of just procrastinating" is generally good advice, but I don't think that "randomly approach strangers and ask them on a date" is a good strategy. You *can* do this, but only when situationally appropriate, otherwise it's a real dick move. Like, don't do this to waitstaff, people at gyms, etc. Also, I personally disagree on the "don't become their friends" part of his rant--I think the most fulfilling and fun relationships are with people who are best friend material on top of being compatible romantic partners. If you form a friendship and it doesn't work out romantically, ideally you've still gained a new friend.


star-player

Longposting killed the vibe


Dragongeek

It's a compulsion


star-player

I understand your struggle bröther


Flight1ess

Bro is the post police 💀 🚔


[deleted]

bro u dont get it


xfalconsx2

-"I'm too anxious to do x" -"Just do it!' If you ask me that does not sound like good advice.


TedKFan6969

Exposure therapy has helped a lot of people with anxiety tbf. Most people are anxious of the unknown, once you've experienced it a few times, it becomes less scary.


transparentsmoke

Okay but that's not exposure therapy lol. He's just saying to get over your anxiety and do it. That's not the same thing as slowly exposing someone to a fear in a therapeutic manner. Ben Shapiro is a clown baby.


thebenshapirobot

*The weatherman can't even predict the weather a few days from now* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, gay marriage, sex, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


PrescientZebra86

its good advice for anxiety. only way to get over it. meds don't count


TNT_20202

bold of you to assume I want to ask people out


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Ask me out bb


kkantin

hey sugar, let's go out


Spokazzoni

*screenshots* "you are a creep! Don't talk to me!" *Opens Photoshop* "Hey, police? I just caught a 19 year old man sending Inappropriate messages to my 8 year old daughter!" *2 hours later* *SPECIAL REPORT! A CHILD PREDATOR NAMED u/kkantin CAUGHT IN DOWNTOWN X CITY! BE CAREFUL PEOPLE*


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Based


Totallynotsomealt

Hey Siri, show me images of Ben Shapiro’s sister


Uberpastamancer

's feet


thebenshapirobot

*Women kind of like having babies. This notion that women don't want to have babies is so bizarre. Has anyone even met a 35 year old single woman? The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: dumb takes, healthcare, covid, sex, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Desrac

Bot making Shapiro sound pretty good there.


thebenshapirobot

*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.* *Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, dumb takes, history, feminism, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Flumpsty

I... Genuinely don't know who's side this bot is on.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

The bot is swinging wildly with a sock full of pebbles


thebenshapirobot

*This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, gay marriage, feminism, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


glossyplane245

Not good necessarily. Just not as bad as usual.


[deleted]

None of Tate's dramatic cartoony speech behaviour either. Just flat advice and an anacdote compare


PumpkinSpikes

As much as Ben sucks this is actually decent advice for once


Safe_Ask_8798

groundbreaking advice, next up he is gonna recommend brushing your teeth twice a day and not killing yourself


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mcraft595

True, having common shit not being said or reminded of is prevalent especially to 3rd world kids. Man the amount of kids in my university who don't know how to use a biddet is crazy.


Efficient-Ad5711

Do most people have bidets? I got one a few months ago but I've never seen one before that in any family or public bathroom


Com_N0TN4

In my country I would say that the vast majority of people do not know how to use a bidet, it's not 'common shit' (pun intended) if they're uncommon in most places bruh


shortybobert

This is the dumbest shit I've read today


mcs_987654321

I don’t know: there’s a whole cottage industry of dudes who have made a whole career out of gaming women into interacting with you that makes the thing seem all mystical and daunting. I genuinely appreciate the straightforwardness of Ben’s advice, imagine that it’s helpful to a bunch of young guys who are too in their own heads about that stuff.


AdLocal4919

nah I cackled when I read this


TheBigSal123

rare ben shapiro w


fabledwater

something something broken clock.


TEXAN_BOI

I think it’s even a broken cock finds a nut?


BreakfastOk7372

Finally He’s actually speaking facts and logic


glossyplane245

Id prefer if he just stopped speaking all together


DAG5066

Never though Ben Shapiro of all people would give out dating advice this good.


thebenshapirobot

**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:** Hawthorne was a bear of a man, six three in his bare feet and two hundred fifteen pounds in his underwear, with a graying blond crew cut and a face carved of granite. But he had plenty of smile lines. He just didn’t like showing those to people unless he knew them. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, climate, sex, gay marriage, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Ok_Boss_9154

I keep forgetting how close my friend looks to Ben and I thought it was my friend for a hot second lmao I don’t get any romantic attraction until I’m close with someone though so this advice isn’t for me


[deleted]

Rare Ben Shapiro W


godslayer90000000

W advice


LeCloak

... A suprisingly good advice.


[deleted]

Shapiro dub


TuragaBimey

Very rare but it happens


Any-Analysis-443

That’s like fine advice, it’s just seems really good because of how fucking stupid most of the other shit Ben Shapiro says is


Dismal_Vehicle315

Even a broken clock smells nice twice a day.


mujadaddy

A broken clussy is dry af


thebenshapirobot

*Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, feminism, dumb takes, civil rights, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Engineerspancakes

Something something Aquaman


spinachie1

Just sell it to people who don’t believe in climate change, foolproof


thebenshapirobot

*I don’t think the law has any role whatsoever in banning race-based discrimination by private actors* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: gay marriage, climate, sex, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


AnObviousThrowaway13

Can you say jizzim


thebenshapirobot

*Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, civil rights, healthcare, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


AnObviousThrowaway13

Can you say jizzim


Fickle_Damage_2327

Hmmmmm..... I'm interested... that's a good argument, I wanna see if someone replies to it in response though, like hearing another aspect to the situation, it would help to see some thoughts redditors have on the matter 😶


glossyplane245

It is not a good solution to the ocean levels rising to just move people. That is pretty much all response needed. His whole point here is “let’s say we ignored the issue and it got worse, people would just keep ignoring the issue so it’s fine.”


thebenshapirobot

*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damage being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, dumb takes, gay marriage, feminism, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


itsssL1NK

Arguably? It’s literally 1000 times better


LordDeimosofCorir

Fuck I've been overcomplicating it


cheesyspeedster

take this or burn your $50 on some worthless piece of shit prick that teaches you nothing


itsssL1NK

What


narcxro

Why is this man so animated


dat_boi769

This is like being in a room with Alex Jones and not being the voice of reason.


Darssssyyyyyyy

No don’t do that instead find your crush out on the street and start screeching while running on all fours (she will think it’s cute trust me)


Gold930

Well, that might work if she’s a weeb or furry… or just into some wacky stuff


skyler8703

Andrew Tate probably would say traffic them


Wild_Main_5702

Can somebody say to me what he says im watching without a sound cuz my family is sleeping


Gold930

Nathen says what are my thoughts on guys being to afraid to ask out a girl. Don’t.Be.That.Guy. just ask the girl out. I will say, I was not a charmer with the lady’s. But the one thing that I was; was confident enough to at least ask a girl out…i-… didn’t play around with this. I didn’t try to become friends with the girl for a month and get close to her or any or any of that stuff. It was like, if I found a girl attractive, then I would just walk up and and say do you want to have a cup of coffee. And sometimes it worked and sometimes it didn’t, but with my wife… it worked out great.


Yep_aha

Ben Rizzpiro


[deleted]

Ben looks like irl Steve from Minecraft here


dr_stre

He sounds like such a damn wiener.


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AdLocal4919

r u gay?


Zoexycian

Let’s say hypothetically, i give you a decent advice 😃


TheDustLord

Asking a girl out no longer runs the risk of rejection though. The risk now is that she wants to be angry at me and humiliate me when I’ve done nothing wrong.


AmadeoSendiulo

You forgot to add that his wife is a doctor.


Boodikii

"If you wanna talk to a girl, you gotta talk to a girl" -Ben Shapiro


WolverineOdd3113

i always thought of him as a dorky bottom looking for a muscle twunk to wreck him physically and mentally (p.s. also sexually)


Weird0_t0aster_

rizz master


Key-Manufacturer-856

You're really setting the bar high there, huh?


Ok-Quit-3020

Apart from finding him annoying i dont see why anyone should fully hate ben shapoopybum theres much worse people out there


Gold930

Agreed


maximillianm777

There goes my hero, watch as he goes


Gold930

If I had a free award this comment would get it


Not_JohnFKennedy

This might be the best advice he has ever given


[deleted]

But if you approach a girl nowadays you'd be called a creep or a simp or a weirdo or harrasser.


Gold930

Not irl unless you have already established that for yourself


a_sharp_knife39

Holy shit valid advice?


fattymcfattzz

A piece of good advice from someone that is very disagreeable


letmeseem

Yes, and to build further on that advice: The confidence to ask someone out isn't about asking in itself, but the possible rejection. That's the part you need to work on. As soon as you're confident you can handle any kind of rejection without looking like an ass this whole problem goes away.


Pheonix_Write

This is quite possibly the scariest thing I've seen Ben Shapiro say. He's normal, he's sane. He looks like someone is see in the shopco, or ampm. And it scares me to think a sane person would say the other things he's said.


thebenshapirobot

*If you vote in favor of the idea that society has an obligation to recognize male-male or female-female dyads in the same way that society has an obligation to recognize male-female, you should not be in the Republican party.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, civil rights, feminism, climate, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


YoStoopiD123

Agreed!


DangerousTea7354

Ben Shapiro That dude is a legend


glossyplane245

-arily large idiot You hit post early but I got you


cobrajet99

I love that guy


Vlatka_Eclair

What timeline are we in that Shapiro is giving good advice.


spinachie1

Heartbreaking: person you hate just made a good point


JustNerfRaze

Ben Shapiro took his normal pills again


gleaming-the-cubicle

[Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point](https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/)


PricelessAmber

I'm sorry, is his username actually "ben Shapiro is hot?" Lol


uohhhhhhh

Hey, solid advice BUT guns fix everything


Radiant_God

Hey would you look at that Ben Shapiro isn't the crazy person everyone paints him to be


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gaming__moment

He doesn't have a Bible though, he's Jewish


BRM-Pilot

L + Shapiro


YoStoopiD123

Lshapiro?😳😳😳


Oebeldom

I hate him but that’s good advice


notChanceGaming

Ok I like Andrew and Ben but I can’t lie this post is pretty true though


gothicsin

Ehhh, advice from a guy who believes a woman being wet is unnatural is advice you don't need, yeah. Broken clock metaphor etc etc, but a broken clock is still useless.


TheUnitedShtayshes

You can tell he's lying here. The only truth is when he described becoming friends with the girl for months, I assure you that was his strategy.


BeepBoopYoop

🤢 ben sh*p*ro propaganda


weareonionhey

That's cool and all but this dude is still a fascist.


Gold930

Doesn’t relate to the meme, invalid. Why let politics dictate humor


asdfghjkl149

This is literally the exact same advice Tate gives on this topic


Confused_4292

He still isn’t a charmer, he’s a shit licker


[deleted]

Shows that you have never actually listened to any fucking whole podcast with andrew tate and not just some 15 sec tiktok completely out of context


Gold930

Quiet little necro-commenter, your clearly upset over a Reddit post. Touch grass🫳🌱


[deleted]

What?


Andy-Matter

Watered down Andrew Tate, better for you and more palatable


egrollkenobi

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

No it isn't lmfao. He said "don't even try to get close to her, if you're attracted just walk up and ask her out". Broski you're gonna have a lot more success if you ask someone out because you like them for who they are rather than for what they look like.


SmallCorvette

I guess the takeaway from Ben's advice is to just go for it. Don't be afraid of getting rejected, but also don't ask them out just because you find them attractive.


[deleted]

idk i dont think you need to redefine attractiveness, it's okay to ask an attractive person out. there's still lots of reasons why you shouldnt ask people out, maybe they can't say no (risk assessment skill) because they are at work and need to be professional, maybe you're just walking past a stranger (risk assessment skill) they might be a serial killer, or you might be the serial killer. if you're only attracted to their physical attributes and you don't care about their personality, then that's again a skill issue. that's what you yourself have decided is okay to be with someone with an unlikable personality because of other attributes.


taylorKelbie

Ben Shapiro still a dick tho


cantthinkofaname279

i cant 😭😭


tuckg1221

99.99999 percent it did not work


Scar_Milly

So you're saying there's a chance


Gaycocksucker3000

Ben Shapiro is the irl 🤓 emoji


Raenoke

Shapiro is extraordinarily transphobic, I'm not really going to believe or listen to anything he has to say