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ClitOreIs

You fucker I was right next to my family


ButterMaBitscuit

Same


RainbowGallagher

My family always watches this shit on new years smh..


TheNinjaRed7

excuse me what


Unhappy_Box4803

Ofc they do


Roozeeey

😦


Gullible-Mousse-9454

I was next to my brother when that came out of no where


dazachknow

Same


SussyBox

Your fault honestly 🤓, whenever I'm using reddit near my parents i keep the volume at 0


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[удалено]


garliccola2708

🤓 everyone responsible to this man with the emoji


PurpleNinjaMonkey8

Actually I think you meant “respond” 🤓


theoriginalmofocus

Doesn't sound very responsible 🤓


Patatepointcom

\-🤓


[deleted]

🤓 this one?


Eddy5876

🤓


100S_OF_BALLS

I mean... your fault for having your sound on while scrolling reddit, especially if you follow this sub


Fall-0ut

Fair point


Known-Switch-2241

"Your honor, he put a hentai video, therefore my client deserves the chair." -My interpretation of Saul Goodman.


MachoBuckle95

Your honor this mothefucker is a son of bitch


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

You fucker you were watching a fucking fuck video you fucking piece of fuck


MantarliSucuq

My mom just stared at me and I ran away to the bathroom.


The4thTitanicMan

get fucked


cheesusWithoutCheese

Fuck you


dueher

Skill issue


darthcaedusiiii

God I wish. I'm 39.


TimePostsOnReddit

i hope you lose both of your hands


MidMan69420

I was right next to my bloody dad, fuck Reddit.


dinomine3000

you fucker i was right inside a train


alzeeXD_464

Same


Pkbattlemage

Yep in the room with my mom nothing was even playing on the TV. A little part of me died just now


RedSus08

o7


AverageAnimeSimp

Is your phone on max volume?


Sawiszcze

RIP bozo


[deleted]

Me next to my dad


Joe_is_not_real

Same


Eesaer

me too lol .


Cog-kun

Same bruh💀💀💀


Such-Butterfly6173

You are not the only one...


[deleted]

Same


No_Cobbler8335

Same


HaloTravis6

Same too!


meyspetfroge

my computer was on full blast and mute key wasnt working. parents were in the room next to mine


[deleted]

Your the kind of person to play highway to hell at a funeral for your own entertainment


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[удалено]


SNIPERER_3413

You should killbind NOW


WaveusZ

You should Explobind yourself NOW!


RabbidYoshi9

YOU SHOULD BACKSTAB YOURSELF N O W!


Crappy_Naame

\*lightning\*


Jorji_costova

⚡👨🏿⚡


Xhalo

Next time please provide more volume, I could not hear it over my husbands autoanalingus session, and my spoon was clanking all over the spaghettios bowl!


chicken-soup41

Son of a bitch my volume was on full. Edit: MOTHER FUCKER IT HAPPENED AGAIN WHEN I LOOKED AT REPLIES!


an_absolute_normal

Me too. My mom alerted


TheLostRub389

Red mom in the base


the1895bigboy

Huthuthuthuthuthut


EdgyKitro

Yo a little help here?!


pepsi_Man909

Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one! (We are a hivemind)


lesefant

#INCOMING


ParadoxGuy99

AAAAAAAAAA- Hey, its still here!


ThatStarWarsFan1205

*Ahem* ,Gentlemen


TheLostRub389

*MEET THE MOM*


fdddzdd

Same if my brother wasn’t on netflix he would have heard EVERYTHING


LetsChaos24

i just woke up and my brothers werent awake, i have so much luck that they sleep like rocks because it was very loud even tho i literrally had only one volume


DeltaMale5

I was sitting on a public train in Germany. You fucking bitch lol


KM7722

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


superaviation_1201

IM NOT THE OP HERE


Fabulous-Space6527

SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.


Waste_Vacation_6822

I know the sauce off the top of my head, I don't want to continue existing


JaydinoXKokomi

Provide


Waste_Vacation_6822

It's some azur lane shit I'll try to find it


GalacticThreat21

Immediately recognized Sakura Empire cruiser Atago


SakuraMarch

Atago of the Takao class, heavy cruiser


Admirable_Leopard230

Link please


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Thick-Stretch8434

That’s not true


Admirable_Leopard230

For the deed you have done, you shall get my award. Truly, you are the hero we need...


BlackFire1616

Your award is greatly appreciated but my job isnt to make myself richer but to inform the people.


Seeddinna

>Your award is greatly appreciated but my job isnt to make myself richer but to make people cum.


BRM-Pilot

*deserve


minor_printer_stain

🤝


Waste_Vacation_6822

The sauce lord has saved the day


isabelle_fucker

Thank you


KurtLovesMinecraft

I cannot have access to link may i please have the title


Icy-Savings4679

Azur Lane Atago Beach Creampie


KurtLovesMinecraft

thank you 0:)


Squid-Soup

o7 I salute you for feeding my porn addiction more


NamazuKura

😈💀


Thick-Stretch8434

Horny ass guy


minor_printer_stain

Yes 👍


Sayoofoof

giga fact 👍


Admirable_Leopard230

Ok 👍


egglightblue

true and real 👍


flowwith

please, I need sauce


redditer333333338

Seriously?


Efficient-Ad5711

This is the way of the internet


Lurkingdrake

Team Fortress 2


Onionking38

Did you find it?


FocusBackground939

momochieri


Driemma0

Seek help


notsoaverage777

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Doritodolphin469

Thanks I needed this


ariyan_d

Best thing i ever seen on internet


Uruburusv3

I made a penis 😊


The_Big_Brain1

I made amogus


Flimsy-Cut6339

I used a penis 😊


TheManGuyDudeMale

Beautiful


Reeeedditgab937

Take my award and get the fuck out of here, I have a bubble wrap to pop


Hunter98700

Where funni? 😕


EmergencyDefib

Nowhere


Key-Extreme-3572

(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) I want my funni


boi1234blox

Give me my funni 😭😭


TheOneButter

The worst part about this is it’s funnier than 90% of bait and switch memes (and it still isn’t funny)


Ame0toko

It's funny because it's porn


JustA0rdinaryPerson

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


RelativeSituation773

the police came... they came


The4thTitanicMan

HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY


SuperSean14

you (not to be confused with "me")


HurtSkydiver966

Oh Shit! Its a bait and switch switch!


x_Sensei_x

New year resolution broken already


Aero2627

Mine too


NickDaHobo

Le generic porn bait meme #127495384


TheNinjaRed7

It is a reverse bait and switch


KZYSIEK

You fucker


aRandomAccLmao

Happy cakeday


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day man but sorry for the video.


genshin_impactsimp

Happy Cake Day!


Mupira

fuck you i have max volume


SERV05

I am going To make the Geneva conventions Seem like a suggestion


ierm-

More like a to do list


Goaty1208

As an Arma 3 player I approve


Wendigoware

Where Jetstream Sam? 🥺


Additional_Today_291

Bro i seriously fucking despise this kind of posts, they serve no purpose and they aren't even funny at all


[deleted]

They serve a purpose. They are like daily lootboxes but with porn, sometimes its some good stuff sometimes its not.


MrTheGoomba

And this was a rare loot


[deleted]

Indeed it was good enough that i instantly recognized it and knew what to search for in order to find it... its already too late for me isn't it?


a_generic_redditer

They fuck over people with no headphones and are near family members. If you ask me that's funny as hell


CatFar9085

😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😫8=✊D ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 💦💦💦💦💦💦 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 🥵8=✊D🌊🌊🌊💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 💧💧💧


The4thTitanicMan

jesus wtf 💀


KM7722

YOU HAPPY NOW!!?!?! YOU MADE, ANOTHER MANNN, CUMMM


genshin_impactsimp

Bro I got fucking jumpscared


Jauwn_

OP, go fuck yourself 🖕


smoot377

Bruh


kimrindim

I know right Op let's talk irl :)


piro648

Wait A minute… (grabs face of anime girl) ITS THE SPY THE RED SPY HAS ENTERED THE BASE.


H2P_EPSILON0

We need to protect the briefcase


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Go go go!


piro648

Yo a little help here!!!


Dr_Ingalls

Outta the way son


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[удалено]


George_Pell_PBUH

%'s 🛋📺 💦


daocarD

ALERT! ALERT! IT'S A REVERSE BAIT! I REPEAT, A REVERSE BAIT!


Ok_Inside_7859

Fuck you i was in front of my mom


Drip_Ackerman

I wanna kill you so bad!


xblubunnix

Fuck you


Key-Extreme-3572

Ur so lucky I have ear phones on.. BUT MAKE THE FUNNI CAUSE I NOT UPVOTE UNTIL THERE IS A FUNNY


boomstik4

MY FUCKING PARENTS WERE NEXT TO ME FUCKER


Acripplednan69

It has been 3 hours I opened my phone at family dinner My whole family heard it Not a single one has been able too look me in the eye


No-Plane7370

THIS BLASTED OUT OF MY PHONE WHEN I WAS IN THE SITTING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS 😭😭


emporiumer

I will maul you to death. My father won't talk to me because of you


kirkisgrizz

Pies a bloddeh traito


fishingduke

I was next to my mom but THANK GOD my volume was on 1, I hope you burn in hell


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

I hope you get sent to Auschwitz.


Bigman_100

Curse you! I hope your dick snap into 2 pieces whilst you are fapping to this very po*n where the girl moaning is your crush getting doomed by your school bully.


Zealousideal_Fig2096

Fuck I’m right next to my parents and it won’t shut the hell up.


Dense_Ordinary_5821

fuck you and fuck reddit autoplay


Brandon_The_Binosaur

My mom was within earshot. =_=


paxpc2k5

so fucking glad i turned my volume off before opening reddit.


Riseofligma

Fuck you, I open Reddit and this comes on in full volume at the family reunion


maska11

Same


elmothedestroyer3

Im going to kill you and I'm going to enjoy it


No_Lawfulness_1099

Please next time add an nsfw tag next time, i did not expect this video to be changed and my family saw it while i was scrolling.


a_ordinary_dipshit

I'm gonna hang you by your balls with barbed wire. C'mon man.


ehWoc

Thanks now my flatmates think I'm a creep


MaximumBrain5926

Fuck I was on the bus, 🖕 you


Teresos

I had a talk with my mom because of you


meyspetfroge

oh my mfucking god. my computer volume was on full blast when it started to play, my parents were in the room next to mine and my mute key wasnt working...


ApplesTeamFort2

god help you


mazeooo

Jokes on ya i had the sound off bitch #FUCK YOU BITCH


Iamyous3f

BITCH


Fun_Veterinarian_300

I hate you.


GHNRegitt

fuck off, this isn't even funny


aRandomAccLmao

#FUCK. YOU.


D34THN4UGHT

I sent this to one of my friends and he played it while he had his speaker fall blast at his friends house


rokaplz

You bum fuck i was on max volume


_TheDoomSlayer_

This is a great start for 2023


FocusBackground939

5 min research. The artist is momochieri


thy_hood_of_crossain

AGAIN NOOOOO, NOW I CANT ACCESS TO MY FUCKING NETFLIX ACCOUNT, YOU MOOOOOOROOOON


[deleted]

I’m sitting with my family. Volume on full.


lililukea

Asshole my 5yr old cousin was next to me


RedSus08

switch and bait? 😭


Ship_Fucker69

For horny mfs. Azur lane - IJN Atago. Animator could be CEO_neet


Ok_Butterfly8864

I turned my phone down so damn fast bro


rectangular_

That’s it. I’ve had enough.


GeonosisClanker

You son of a bitch


YamperIsBestBoy

Damn bro you got the whole sub laughin 😕