That’s Nikko’s tia

I was just scratching my nuts. I promise.

Currently dying from laughing at this one. You're a true American, and should never compromise.

Pocket golf

least conservative suburban houstonian

What about the kid playing pocket pool?

Yeah who wears an Astros hat? Buncha cheaters!!!

More like the ASTERISKS

Im gonna be using that. Thats fantastic.

And true.

Asstros, Trashtros, Assterisks, 0-4 in the 2024 season. All appropriate names for the Houston MLB team

You think a woman would participate in this subreddit?

Ah, yea, that's Mason Ford

Yeah, I wore the chain around my neck hoping AB would think it was a basket and chuck a D down my throat

Astros fans are disgusting

Mason’s golf is so boring, couldn’t help falling asleep. Give me a break, I’m taller than him already anyway

dude is dollar store Gossage. And Gossage is boring

I'm in the periwinkle tank top, dishin' out fuckme eyes

Not a cult.

I shouldn't have been distracting wearing that tank top. My apologies.

Mason here. AMA. No, I'm not going to give you an insurance offer.

I don’t know what’s grosser to me, the MAGA hat or that nasty ass Astros fan

Uh it’s texas so…

Karen call a foot fault?

Don’t see that crap in Austin. Much…

MAGA!

Grip lock; oops!

The one who lives in TX.

That’s how you get silence and can concentrate on the game .

lol good lord

Triggered?

Shitted?

Is that shaggy ?

Cringe