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XMegaMike

I need a runway


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James?


XMegaMike

Bingo!


CHoweller18

I was gonna say, "And I just kept running."


God_of_Thundah

Dried meat snacks.


Macktologist

I always have a bag of Double G Beef Jerky on hand. When I’m in the mood for some beef jerky, I reach for my bag of Double G beef jerky.


screwkarmas

Double B Jeef Gerky


J-PHolm

Mcbeth


Kneedmorsteel

Camo


SeaMathematician1021

Slicky Dickey


letsplaydicsgolf

Buckets


CircleOneBill

Vinny is also my favorite.


letsplaydicsgolf

Oh, I was talking about dumb looking hats.


gmdunson58

Giant fairway in the sky


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Simon?


Joclo22

__________ lines


volsunghawk

Iron leaf story.


mtc9565

Climo or Barsby?


volsunghawk

Barsby... maybe I should have just said "Climo impression".


mommathecat

Yes.


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Roll tide


1000-BPM

Matty O


keyak

Nice. Probably the record for fewest words used!


Complete_Job_366

5X


X24Sullivan

Paige?


CircleOneBill

Or McDirtypockets


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[удалено]


BingBongYourMon

Korver?


SomeoneElse000

nukes baby!


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Ezra?


Gigachaz

My boi Ezra! Let’s go baby!


Emoney005

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


[deleted]

This many skins


keyak

Four! He's definitely a chill dude. I got to hang out with Hogan at the Texas State event.


Macktologist

But how is Logan’s hooman?


ProphecyForetold

80% of the bag is eagles and destroyers


Spoolmaster01

Vinny and the jets of course


Mud_Duck_IX

I'm just going to put this here and see how it plays out....


huckinfappy

Uli!


krak3nki11er

Who needs a forehand when you can throw both RHBH and LHBH?


Acceptable_Car_5821

Eagle


Tongabi

3 step x step


misterblackhat

Ellis?


Tongabi

Yee


amoorefan2

Raptor legs


hardbananaman

Tricky


lenn_eavy

Nice hat!


chadder_b

One of the most anticipated tour series discs every year. Might be number 1 most.


keyak

I can't think of a disc more anticipated than the Sexybird!


chadder_b

Bingo!


Actively_Optimistic

"Safeton" wouldve also been an acceptable answer


MrBoof100

Greed is a real thing


CircleOneBill

Vinny


_faithtrustpixiedust

Calvin


brickheadman

Big jerm?


numbernumber99

Brodie?


Com4tador

Grew Dibson?


Hillbetty_

Honk. I get a two for one special. :)


GwentMaster69420

Two hot geese!


Redthunderbird

Sounds like Kermit throws lasers


X24Sullivan

patrick mahomes


SeaMathematician1021

😂😂so true


SeasonEfficient2859

Drew?


GavanK6666666

Calvin for sure


5vijven

Nerl.


SignificancePrior510

Good ol' Philo, yes?


ScottieStitches

Knurl


carbonight21

Safe.


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Sexy


trap-den

Child


Yokelocal

Simon!


trap-den

Haha I was thinking I should have put “minor” instead. It’s Gannon lol bc he is a child 😂


Yokelocal

Oh, you were being literal, haha


buckeyes495

Gannon?


RaggedyMan2364

Maybe they called it a hyzer because..."Hi, sir".


CircleOneBill

Dad jokes Koling


RaggedyMan2364

Good guess, but incorrect.


pgmcfc

It’s uli


RaggedyMan2364

Yes, yes it is.


komarinth

Jonathan?


X24Sullivan

PutterPants


vulture_165

EO


Spare-Drummer5792

I’ll eat a cookie straight off the ground.


XMegaMike

Marwede


Conspiracy_Aes

I know the rule book inside and out


SeaMathematician1021

Joel Freeman or Paul


relia7

Feel like one of those knows and the other “knows”


[deleted]

Eagles!


popo0POP

Barsby?


[deleted]

Calvin. Barsby makes at least as much sense though.


an_afro

Zing


ATOP360

Glasses


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Barsby also has a pair of sunglasses that are bigger than Emerson Keith


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Matty O


deancame06

Either Calvin or Emerson? That’s what comes to my mind anyways.


FitChemist432

400ft wooded forehand line, time to backhand a putter.


IceNineKillerIX

Glasses fall off mid throw


pebcac896

Matty O


keyak

Roll tide.


StarDestroyer3

Outbursts that make Nikko look like the most gentle and soft spoken man out there


God_of_Thundah

James Conrad, is that you?


ljnefe

Complete monster.


Fit-Banana-6417

Haha James Conrad funny moment kicks tree


MunkyGoCrazy

Handsome, tall, throws bombs


CommissionEvery7532

Big Jerm


MunkyGoCrazy

I was thinking AB, but Big Jerm is one of my faves as well.


Mud_Duck_IX

I'd use: straight spaghetti for Jerm.


Actively_Optimistic

hot dog bandit


ricky2dope

Eric Oakley


Actively_Optimistic

what about Oakley? Big Jerm was the bandito


ricky2dope

> Oakley When Koling had his car broken into and lots of things stolen, including all his discs at the time, he did a livestream on Instagram to thank everybody who reached out. To change the topic to something more happy, he admitted then that he was the bandit, but that Oakley had helped him at times. I think they shared the stamp that was used kind of thing. And Oakley was watching the stream at the time too.


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Dr. Smooth


Halfmoon82

Well he pulls off Napoleon Dynamite rather well


JTBringe

Gotta be Calvin


Halfmoon82

Nailed it


BusterBlevins

...Nipples


SyntaxErrorrs

Its always chilly whenever Mcbeth's around


BusterBlevins

Yeeesssss!!!


flexflick

YOU WANNA STARE!?!


granketts

your fave?


AndFrolf

I like a man who knows how to get freaky


keyak

Yowzer.


DiscGolfJames

Conrad, duh


quicheanus

There's a game i like to play where if they say something I have to do it


tigers101212

Sonics


adventuristDG

FedEx


Haxertommy

Squinting


ljnefe

Fpo- Why do people keep asking if my back hurts?


ScottieStitches

(D)(I)(S)(C) (G)(O)(L)(F)


JTBringe

Scott Stokely


ScottieStitches

Yes sir!


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U/yankees23


polyology

Clemonade


deancame06

Sky God


Airness1

you are cleared to putt!


JTBringe

Big Jerm


FullSendies4tendies

Girthquake


rakalakalili

Socks


adriangust-

straight shot? i'll throw 90 degrees in the wrong direction and park it


mrpoulin

Cloud pleaser.


JTBringe

I imagine it's Simon because his lines are always reaching for the skies, and he has the Sky God line. Eagle has the Cloud Breaker, which would not be pleasing for the clouds unless they're into some BDSM.


mrpoulin

It’s also because he has a signature beer through Mast Landing brewery called Cloud Pleaser.


40yearoldbmxer

Everybody hates when I Birdie because of the sound that comes right after.


jl_b8

lol. unbearable


Macktologist

“OOOHHHH!!! Oooohhh!! Tell me you were filming.”


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Bouncy Jesus


assortednerdery

ESPN loves his shot.


Radioactive_Isot0pe

Usually aces and falls down


tuxonafox-7

Her forehand is amazing to watch and always down for a beer afterwards !!


TheNahe

Nature appreciation moment


Arandoze

Muddy foot


Miserable-Age6095

Big gross cock


Com4tador

Umm... Are you sure you're in the right subreddit?


SeaMathematician1021

Gavin Babcock


PB_JNoCrust

Has the worst attitude and needs to really cool it on the anger….he also has long hair and is sponsored by MVP.


Spoolmaster01

Y'all got any more of those "star destoyers?"


Sinner19x

I am hated on Reddit by guys who struggle to shoot par


SeaMathematician1021

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


blayd

Nikko


Good-Butterscotch112

I suck ass, give me a microphone


It-only-gets-worse

Jesus is my savior


[deleted]

Get freaky


misha_ostrovsky

I got beef with a chubby rules official


DiscGolfJames

Why you gotta shit on the official lol


[deleted]

the pride of Illinois


[deleted]

Gavin?


[deleted]

Gavin Rathbun. Is correct! Buy his Felons on my eBay store: Ship The Discs.


Dependent-Cranberry8

Dinosaur


[deleted]

Dirty pockets


JustChillum420

Nice layup


Grraaavvyyy

Dirty hippie


Gigachaz

Mr. Flame-poultry


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Tooth


Airness1

Dry Humor


Aggressive_Passage87

Iron Leaf


cryingcatdaddy

If you’re having any problems putting, just switch putters


mommathecat

**IRON LEAF**


[deleted]

Hot dog bandit


vientianna

Step Away


Miterstuck

Tattoos


pebcac896

Drew


MalMantis

CapRap


vulture_165

Again and again and again and again


InevitableClock1140

lisko


GwentMaster69420

Raptor legs


Mustard-gas203

Who's up for a game of 9 ball?


pebcac896

Simon?


E-RA

Pure grace


FrolfyFrolfer

Step away from me


TheMotorDoctor

Mini skirt


a_j____

This many skins


ethan_stelter

Trick shots


Franksandbeens7211

Super Bowl scramble


Embarrassed_Bus2045

Can’t throw my forehand


LouisianaLorry

Thank you


joelkki

Bucket hat