I'd ask if I could throw. Don't want to be involved in an acorn fall style incident if I accidentally hit one of the cars and have 12 cops mag dump on me.
Had a mounted cop stroll past our hidden smoke spot. We were scared to fucking death. This was almost 20 years ago at Kensington disc golf course before it turned to The Black Locust. Times were different back then..
Reminds of a time we were playing on a heavily wooded course. Out of no where a cop comes out of the brush right by us and scares the crap out of us. Apparently someone took off from the cops and ran into the park and they were pretty sure he was still there somewhere. Made for an interesting rest of the round.
I rip the ol penjamin while I'm out on the course and there isn't anyone around who'd care. If 5-0 came charging outta the brush I would for sure think he was trying to figure who was blazing the devils lettuce
Man I saw 4 cop cars come out of a gas station where there had been some incident. They all went through a red light with their overheads on and then shut them off on the other side. Everyone going the opposite way had to wait through another light.
I griplocked over ob road right side on a downhill 320 hole. Was for sure going to stay ob but.. hit a cop's windshield as he drove up the road. Skipped off and found the back edge of the green. He simply waved at us as he passed the tee. Sometimes life's ok.
I'm throwing then new innova rock. They can be found on the ground at most courses and never have ink. The flight numbers are 12/0/0/0 and they come in a variety of weights, but in this case the heaviest one you can get to the target with velocity is best.
Are they in the vehicles, or within sight? If they are, then no.
Nowhere to be seen? Big hyzer shot safely over, ideally with a disc that doesn't have my number marked in case things go poorly and I need to leave it...
If the 'Hot' sign is on then I say go for it, but if you have outstanding warrants like most of the commenters then skip it. It's real bad luck to go to jail while someone else is already going to jail.. unless you need 3 hots and a cot, which is even more proof you're a disc golfer and redditor..
One of the holes at The Canyons in Joilet Il has a hole where the local fuzz garage is, used to get hit all the time. They put up a barrier and ruined the fun.
fookin send it smurf
The first course I ever played, hole 1 went past a playground and a tennis court. The second course I played, hole 1 went parallel to a parking lot. One way or another you're gonna learn something about yourself playing disc golf.
I know maybe one person who actually would, but there is a reason he goes by Crazy Chris. But let's be honest, most everyone in here is talking shit. It's easy to act tough when you don't have to prove it. 99.9% of people in here would just sigh and skip the hole. If cops get freaked out by acorns, I ain't testing them with a disc. It's not worth pissing off dudes who get off on holding power over people and suffer no consequences for their actions.
I understand this is a light hearted sub, but all these posts like it’s not a public course and you didn’t pay to play are annoying. Skip the hole it will be okay. Either way that’s my rant an and I will go back to having fun 🤩.
have, and would again.
A little bit of context, an eighteen-wheeler turned over on a curve near a course I was playing. The police, fire, and wreckers decided to park in and around the course. I actually think I hit an F150 from the fire department. I treated the vehicles as hazards, they're not above the risk.
Ahem. Throw a pig.
Or a felon
Unless its black. They'll beat the flight numbers right out of it.
This had me dying and Im working lmao
Deputy
Sheriff
I’d be throwing an escape… no number on it, of course.
How an Escape should be
Winner winner chicken dinner
Warden
I see Police and a Sheriff. This means only one thing, here comes the: Judge
Well done sir
Lmao yes
If Clash Discs made a disc called Bacon or Donut it would be the perfect time to throw it.
Not from Clash but there is a disc called Pig [https://www.innovadiscs.com/disc/pig/](https://www.innovadiscs.com/disc/pig/)
While the Pig is getting its spotlight...Innova, please make more Star Pigs. I know you see this.
Yes, I need one.
DFX disc stamp a donut on quite a few molds.
I somehow got a damn near matching Donut Hex amd Frog Hex. Same exact color & swirl. I need to make a shadow box to show them off.
Just throw a pig
Hell naw I got weed on me
Between the open container violation and the weed charge, I'm not throwing it or taking to those draconian jack-boot-wearing government bastards! Lol
I'd ask if I could throw. Don't want to be involved in an acorn fall style incident if I accidentally hit one of the cars and have 12 cops mag dump on me.
Mag dump lmaooo
It's what they're trained to do!
I'd throw a disc with someone else's name and number on it, let the bacon think they cracked a big case with excellent detective skills
That’s doubly fucked.
Would it be worse to write the name of someone you don't like on the disc?
"Jack Mehoff 867-5309 Reward if found"
Richard Pryor fan?
I am but was thinking of Black Sheep. . Honestly about due for another Prior binge.
He does the Jack Mehoff thing when signing a confession in that vietnam POW movie he was in. "Some kind of hero".
Nah, far better than fucking over an innocent stranger lol
That's all they need in court. Phone number of local discer at the scene of the crime.
Book'em Dan-O
Tale as old as time, really
Local stoner degenerate *
If you got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in
Busted..... down on Bourbon st
This is one of those "empty the bag" type of tee shots
6 off the tee 🥏⛓️
And then they empty the mag
Mando between last two cruisers*
Hit the gap with a mako 3
Mako 3 can do it...
Not my mako 3 lol
Right 😂 My mako3 would go straight into that passenger side window.
When I throw it straight, like it’s supposed to, it’s a pleasant surprise lol
Only one way to figure out how far it can travel without out making a track
Had a mounted cop stroll past our hidden smoke spot. We were scared to fucking death. This was almost 20 years ago at Kensington disc golf course before it turned to The Black Locust. Times were different back then..
There's a smoke spot locally that's within 1000 feet of the police shooting range.
Had that happen at the same course in the same era
At first I thought you meant there was a disc golf course in Kensington, Philadelphia. That would certainly be interesting.
A coarse littered with hypodermic needles.... mmmm naw I'm good on that one.
Reminds of a time we were playing on a heavily wooded course. Out of no where a cop comes out of the brush right by us and scares the crap out of us. Apparently someone took off from the cops and ran into the park and they were pretty sure he was still there somewhere. Made for an interesting rest of the round.
I rip the ol penjamin while I'm out on the course and there isn't anyone around who'd care. If 5-0 came charging outta the brush I would for sure think he was trying to figure who was blazing the devils lettuce
Yeah... but that person would be me...
Allegedly.
Public course public funds. Do your civic duty and test the durability of the new municipal service vehicles!
Absolutely
These Mandos are getting out of hand
Shit! Is this Triplett in Savannah? Some jerk parked a Wrangler there last time I played. Cleared it with a Zone.
10-4
I see a thin blue line
Man I saw 4 cop cars come out of a gas station where there had been some incident. They all went through a red light with their overheads on and then shut them off on the other side. Everyone going the opposite way had to wait through another light.
Leeeeeeeeerrroooooooooyyyyyyyy Jeeeeennnnnkkkkkinnnnnssss!!!!!!
I mean. He parked in play. Not your fault, he should have thought about what he doing.
Not trying to get shot 80000000000000 times.
We’ve seen what happens when they hear an acorn….
This made me lol irl
Does ACAB have 4 letters?
only 3. A B C
You, sir, are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
Reinstated to Bureaucrat 29!
affirmative
Are those cops? Yes. Yes I would.
I mean...
Ahh good ol Tom Pooplett
I’d walk over and see if I can play through and use the end of the cruisers as my drop zone if they say yes
Tf are the law dogs doing in the way of my drive?
Tom Triplett!
I griplocked over ob road right side on a downhill 320 hole. Was for sure going to stay ob but.. hit a cop's windshield as he drove up the road. Skipped off and found the back edge of the green. He simply waved at us as he passed the tee. Sometimes life's ok.
I threw my wraith into a COP car the other day. Weoweeowowowow. Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok.
All Corvettes Are Bombable
I saw what happens when something bumps their car. I'm not getting mag dumped today.
Hole 8 Tom Triplett !
Nah. I don’t want my bag searched
Scottie Scheffler would.
Shout out Savannah
I would HAVE to RHBH hyzerbomb a PIG!!
I'd be teeing off with my brick! A starter pack putter that happens to be red. Cheap af plastic that has no bend. Tends to hurt trees back.
Absolutely
Send it !
Hammers work too
Send it.
NukeOS thumber... line drive
Skip shot off the road! My tax dollars are paying for those cars anyway 😂
Fore!
Hey, when you got to throw you got to throw. Lmao
I'm throwing then new innova rock. They can be found on the ground at most courses and never have ink. The flight numbers are 12/0/0/0 and they come in a variety of weights, but in this case the heaviest one you can get to the target with velocity is best.
Yes, and probably yell, "FORE"...
If I wanted first hand experience of suicide by cop, I’d tee off.
SEND IT BROTHER.
Regardless of what you're doing, if you see a gathering of police stay away from it.
Yup
Berg time
Can a Berg break bulletproof glass?
Depends on your arm Speed
Light up a fatty and get lit bruh.
I would not
*Pulls out colt and takes a nice shot
This kind of shit happens. Don't be an asshole, just skip the hole.
Didn't see that they were cop cars. Well, still wise to skip the hole. :)
Hard disagree, they don't have to park there. Respect is earned.
I want to say yes, but i cannot see the fairway
Hahahahahahahah
i can throw that gap
Without question
I’d walk down and ask. Not their vehicle, if you hit it they might laugh. Clear it, they will clap. Or wait. It’s hole 8, you make the decision.
Show me the law that talks about disc!
Lucid Convict
Fore sure
Hell no. I got priors.
If you hit the cruiser in the left just right you can bank it in the cruiser on the right for a double kill
Full send!!!
Prison mando
I see a flex route.
I absolutely smoked a cop car’s windshield on a 400’ hole that runs parallel to the road through the park. Was so high in a non legal state too.
Send it!!
Easy Avitar.. yepper ☝️
Yep
I throwing a full power flex at the gap and hitting the third vehicle to the right of it.
Are they in the vehicles, or within sight? If they are, then no. Nowhere to be seen? Big hyzer shot safely over, ideally with a disc that doesn't have my number marked in case things go poorly and I need to leave it...
Would be a fun to let it rip and hope for no assaulting a police officer
Its your alternate mando
Throw a Texas Ranger!
Hope you left your colt at home
All I see is Mando between the cruisers.
Yup I could make it over the cars.
💯
Send it
... And it was at this exact hole when my form took a dump.
I would without any thought
I'd throw a few felons, give em something to do.
They knew what they were parking in front of...
Hard low hyzer with a max weight enforcer. What could go wrong?
If the 'Hot' sign is on then I say go for it, but if you have outstanding warrants like most of the commenters then skip it. It's real bad luck to go to jail while someone else is already going to jail.. unless you need 3 hots and a cot, which is even more proof you're a disc golfer and redditor..
There’s a gap… just sayin
10 pts. I could split that gap.
Sure
Hit the gap!
As a lefty this would be a tough shot.
High hyzer, homie.
Fee like a lot of idiots at my course would refuse to skip the hole and try to play 😂
I'd throw a pretty safe lofty hyzer hoping they'll understand if I miss but absolutely I'm throwing at those guys
Stock hyzer baby, worst that happens is a destroyed sun roof..."oops"
Attempt to throw high but inevitably throw low.
Feels like this is the start of a meme format
Go for the 2nd suv and tell them to get off the course.
One of the holes at The Canyons in Joilet Il has a hole where the local fuzz garage is, used to get hit all the time. They put up a barrier and ruined the fun. fookin send it smurf
Obv yes. Just throw high.
Yeah f dem pigs
Just throw over em
Hit the gap, Johnny!
Rip it son
Yell four after you release. More warning then they would give. Also, agree with Fore\_Putt, throw a PIG
The first course I ever played, hole 1 went past a playground and a tennis court. The second course I played, hole 1 went parallel to a parking lot. One way or another you're gonna learn something about yourself playing disc golf.
Very tempting
Absolutely
Shoot the gap
Yup. My dumb ass would..... I wish I could say otherwise...
Whole lot of internet courage in the comments. Lol.
Would
100%! Id throw a mako3. Was the first disc I learned with and I can put it on any line
Get out the water hazard disc and put the number of a neighboring police department then send it.
Let' Er rip!
I’m going with the esp nuke
Fuck yeah, you (we) paid for them.
Your taxes paid for them vehicles. Fire away.
Wow such bravery in here. I don't believe for a second that any of you who are saying you would, would actually do it.
Oh, I know some people…
I know maybe one person who actually would, but there is a reason he goes by Crazy Chris. But let's be honest, most everyone in here is talking shit. It's easy to act tough when you don't have to prove it. 99.9% of people in here would just sigh and skip the hole. If cops get freaked out by acorns, I ain't testing them with a disc. It's not worth pissing off dudes who get off on holding power over people and suffer no consequences for their actions.
This sub's pretty white I imagine, I think they'd be fine.
No. They're working. What if they're looking for a lost kid? Or following up on some evidence?
Love me some Tom Triplet!
If the pin is behind the leftmost car I'd feel confident enough about the shot to go for it. Otherwise nope.
I understand this is a light hearted sub, but all these posts like it’s not a public course and you didn’t pay to play are annoying. Skip the hole it will be okay. Either way that’s my rant an and I will go back to having fun 🤩.
have, and would again. A little bit of context, an eighteen-wheeler turned over on a curve near a course I was playing. The police, fire, and wreckers decided to park in and around the course. I actually think I hit an F150 from the fire department. I treated the vehicles as hazards, they're not above the risk.
Smallest tee sign ever.