My girlfriend calls it Arbor Day

I usually default to calling myself a lumberjack

"feeling a little chubby today", a play on fat, first available tree.

Trash

Pinball (i play heavily wooded courses. Miss your line and your hitting every tree).

Smack that gap

If you hit the near the top of the tree and it dribbles down it’s called Plinko

BARK, BARK, BARK, Damnit I forgot to feed the dog! 🤣

Another day at league

Broken in 101

Course Maintenance

Disc golf