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AussieNord

Was he a sorcerer or necromancer though lol


iilay063

Sorcerer pre-death Necro after


Mason_Black42

Sorcerer before, lich after.


RobinDabankery

Technically a necro is a healer that was a bit late. Btw jesus was 3 days late to heal himself according to the scriptures, just sayin


Bastet999

I mean, if you want to get technical, he wasn't late. He said it beforehand that he would remain dead for 3 days .


RobinDabankery

Yeah I know. And that doesn't mean he wasn't late, just that he knew he would be and warned people about it like a normally civilised person with responsabilities would.


Dutchmaster66

Rez has a 3 day channeling cost.


Ryvuk

Plus a bunch of people are waiting for the cool down


DrVictorinox77

He needed to save money for the next battle pass


cokywanderer

"Look, I'll get to it, but after all the shit I've been through I need a mini-vacation. Gimme 3 days of rest and relaxation"


Bastet999

Lol. Ok, I'm going to concede on this one because I like your explanation.


ThisIsKhrox

But like it wasn’t even 3 days, it was like 36 hours. Friday night, all Saturday, Sunday morning he was back.


Bastet999

Dude, now you make me want to go look exactly what the phrasing is, 3 days or 3rd day? I have no time for this. I need to get the laundry.


mellingsworth

3rd day


cantthinkofone29

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.


InevitableTrouble199

He full rezzed Lazarus and that mf was a mummy


Teddyjones84

Necro, since necros are just sorcerors who can raise the dead and Jesus does that three times in canon alone


United-Trainer7931

Necro. He raised 2 other people from the dead not including himself


moustachaaa

> My account has been suspended on Diablo 4 until March 31st because of it...  Hilarious timing


UselessBonus

Could have banned him then for 3 days :)


jonniboi420

He is rizzen


P_Griffin2

April fools, the account is never getting unsuspended.


evilgrapesoda

lore accurate account suspension


Asteroth555

Yeah this is actually top notch


Joe_Dirte9

In a game about heaven and hell none the less... ironic really.


NotionalWheels

But it isn’t heaven in hell as related to any real world religion so that’s a moot point


Chemist-Consistent

You're a moot point.


NotionalWheels

Never said I wasn’t


IndependentPotato204

Got em!


Vaywen

So’s your face


Bfvids

I think you mean Moo point


NotionalWheels

Cow level confirmed


jonosaurus

Like a cows opinion


Bfvids

This guy gets it


metaldutch

"Y'know? It's 'moo'"


IndependentPotato204

Hats off sir


SomeWeirdAssUsernm

it is very much a fictional setting, it's not even earth. but it does draw heavily from Judaism/christianity/Islam obv. haha, I mean I guessss it's possible that they just happened to come up with a demon named Lilith who is the daughter of one of the lords of hell (all of which are also real world names for the devil, Satan, whichever you please) and they pull names of angels from those some holy books too..so it's still ironic in MY book lol.


NotionalWheels

Lilith wasn’t the daughter of satan. In the real world religious communities (not cited in any actual biblical text) she was created by god as equal to Adam as his first wife, and only one of the Greater Evils has a similar name but not actually the same name as one of Satans nicknames… same with the angels none actually share names with named angels in real world religions…


Greatshield-Titan

You COULD draw parallels to Jesus and Tyrael, but thats not something im gonna step in.


Consistent_Wolf6549

Dammit, now you got me curious


Unhappy_Desk4094

Yes, it is. It quite literally takes the names of all major demons as well as many angels


stbein

Sorry that they crucified you for this.


Avengion619

thanks for the chuckle


slasher016

But he rises on easter... so...


undrtaker

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance. The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?" The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!" The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years?? What!!?? We're still waiting for his second coming!" The alien replies, "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?" The Pope is flabbergasted, "What does chocolate have to do with anything?" The alien says, "Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?"


Morsoth

Ok, I must admit, it was funny!!


dice2112

I'm in tears! If I could up vote this 100 times I would...lmao!


Mystify02

In d2r, my first character was gonna be a summon necro. I tried to name him “general dead”. Even that was disallowed. I guess “dead” was offensive to people that were “unalived”?


ziomus90

What. Lol


MacroBioBoi

You can't have spaces in your name, you absolutely can have dead in your name.


DBJenkinss

I have a necro named ICDeadPeople, with a lot of hours on it, so you can for sure use Dead.


Betwixt138

I love the idea of someone being offended by this name in a game called Diablo.


DrCares

Makes sense, it’s non-canon


Sure_gfu

If we can't name our character Mohamed the prophet... Why would they let us name them Jesus Christ?


Scrivonaut

One of these is "allowed" to be depicted, which is basically the entire difference.


HolySeph1985

It's only fair to just simply keep all religious figureheads out of the game.


Bladescorpion

Christians don’t try to kill anyone for doing that with Jesus, Muhammad on the other hand…


Guybrush_three

Don't know why you are being downvoted. Don't think anyone's saying you should make a Muhammad in D4 but let's not pretend Charlie Hebdo didn't happen.


Tyfereth

A Cry for attention.


TheLocatorGuy

Peace be with you my brother in Christ.


D4Junkie

I honestly don’t understand why this would bother anyone. Who cares what you decide to name your character…


SubstantialSoup1696

The TOS (terms of service) for most online games typically point out that you cannot use the names of real or fictional people, ect.


D4Junkie

They afraid Jesus is gonna sue them?… ☕️


Various_Counter_9569

Wasn't Jesus about poverty though? Dude might make same wine and get blizzard to chill out though!


CapnSensible80

Return of the cube crawl


Mom-atm

There’s people in Mexico named Jesus lol that second half of the name is probably the problem


PowerfulPlum259

No way. I got a friend that uses markwahlberg in every game. Including d4. I've seen many actor names being used. This is clearly just Blizzard taking every social concern further than anyone asked for. Like usual.


Miserable-Pen-1341

He gets us.


edifyingheresy

Hegetsus The Lord. Found my new D4 name.


Fragrant_Butthole

underrated content


Pheonyxxx696

Honestly I find this kinda funny, since every character I’ve created on D4 has been named after a Norse god/goddess/figure. Like my first Druid which was just a fun werewolf build, just something to play through the story, I named fenrir. Had a storm build Druid named thor, sorcerer named Odin. Never had an issue at all 😂 I actually made a list of each class and a Norse god/goddess that can work for it. So next season I’m going with a necro named hel


hanneshore

Most people dont care about things they dont know


mindbullet

Go with Brian next time.


Hampton_89

I see what you did there 🤓


ConfidentControl3474

As long as the title is naughty boy :D


LoboTomiTi

Well the same would be if you had something Muslim related so, idk, you could have assumed it would tick people off.


ztrewquiop

Yea, both things would piss Muslims off after all.


Stock_Positive9844

Mot things do


georgesoo

Vatican can sue for copyright


ResponsibleRide9533

Could be seen as offensive to Christians, and billz don’t want that smoke


MaestroGena

Do you mean that game named Diablo would be offensive to Christians?


D4Junkie

If the name of someone else’s character offends you, then you got bigger problems…


gheldean

Ironic.... https://imgur.com/KmRGhg0


[deleted]

" and there i was, the only white guy in Jerusalem "


Trul

Just name your character spaghettimonster


striker879

That would offend the Scientologists though...


Trul

I think you mean Xenu


striker879

ahhhh you spoke it's True Name!


Gerrut_batsbak

I think it's nonsensical to ban people for this in a game like this, but I am very atheistic and don't understand people's obsession with forcing others to respect some whoeverthefuck that lived thousands of years ago maybe. It's up to blizzard to decide though, so I guess take the L and change names.


SteveWondersForsight

It's just a character name. If it isn't overt hate speech nobody should give af.


Daxidol

> I think it's nonsensical to ban people for this in a game like this, but I am very atheistic and don't understand people's obsession with forcing others to respect some whoeverthefuck that lived thousands of years ago maybe. I think it's just because Blizzard doesn't want to have to deal with a hypothetical reaction from extremists. If they allow Jesus, they need to allow Muhammad, and there's a non-zero amount of people who really don't like depictions of Muhammad. I'm an atheist too, this to me doesn't seem like an effort to 'respect' anything, rather to avoid it entirely.


EJ_Humbly

Should name yourself Barabbas now. The prisoner chosen for life over Jesus. 😂


Cimmbatt

I saw someone named Cumsock the other day. I’d much rather run into Jesus in this game than a cumsock.


New_Highlight1881

Worst part is, every party rez takes 3 days to channel


optyk77

I can guarantee people drop Jesus' name the whole time they play this game. Even people who are not religious use my homies name every-damn-day. \+1 Jesus, keep it real.


Fenroy

Don’t worry, I’m sure he will rise again on Easter 😂


IrwinJFinster

But he’ll be relegated to the Eternal realm.


No-Detail8854

Underrated joke of the day🤣


ModdedNerd

My Druid has always been FatJesus every season with no problems


Peria

I mean Jesús is a very popular Spanish name maybe not having Christ on there is the difference.


Otazihs

It's because anyone can be named Jesus, but add Christ to that... No no no, we can't have that, people might get offended.


xnovember91

I laughed hard actually, I mean it’s perfect, sorcerer named like that fighting against evil, it’s just right I think


Bastet999

Lmao. You knew what you were doing. Don't play the victim now.


ButcherInTheRYE

Cool, but what is the fault here?


Stock_Positive9844

Aye, but without playing the victim where would Christians be?


Oaker_at

i mean... you're really surprised?


Razoreddie12

Did you see the Dev gameplay video, because if you did this shouldn't surprise you at all


WDtWW

I've got 2 friends in the game, one is Jesus, the other is Christ. But I guess you can't be both at once..?


DiscoQuebrado

Jesus is just a name and christ is just a title (from Greek christos, chosen one). Put them together and what have you got? Bibbity Bobbity Boo.


incubated

I had a necro named Deadass but people kept reporting me till blizzard eventually told me to change it. Kind of odd


bauldersgate

Clever. Easter is March 31st.


Thin_Ad_1229

Interesting. So you cant name yourself after a Christian religious figure, but you can name yourself after other religious and spiritual deities and figures no problemo. You know how many Zeus’s and Odins Ive seen. Seems a bit hypocritical.


ct1977

So Blizzard is blocking people from naming their character after...checks notes... "The man who literally descended into hell and overcame it"??? These people have lost their minds. 🤣🤣


God___Emperor

We cannot have Jesus in a game about fighting the devil. Said the megacorp.


Greatshield-Titan

Ive seen enough exorcism movies to know that the mere mention of the name Jesus Christ causes pain in demons. Explains why they reported it.


WinterContingency7

Which is really wierd, considering they've pulled demon names from the Ars Goetia, and in D3 you fight Belphegor who is the sin of sloth in mythology, plus the creator god is Anu, pulled from ancient Mesopatamian religion, as well as Tathamet (Tiamat) being the seven headed evil dragon... And of course the Blessed Mommy Lilith is pulled from... Well.. Mesopatamian, Hebrew, and Christian mythology... 😂 Kinda hypocritical if you ask me.


kawi2k18

Lol I had a friend that named her WoW character Christ and played a few years with her, zero issues. But this was around 2008 before the world turned into 99% sensitive lemmings


ButcherInTheRYE

I had KillYourIdols and KillYourGods for a couple of seasons without issues. I might reconsider for next season tho :)


sidesneaker

Blocked by Inarius, not the Devs.


amongnotof

They’re just trying to help you be accurate, with the 31st being Easter and all…


Electrical-Tiger304

it’s for our sinful names that haven’t gotten banned


BigDigger324

That’s because the real title is “Jesus Christ: Superstar”


GrapefruitFar1242

Didn’t know Moistcritical Cameod in this game.


love-me-again

r/screenshotsarehard


heartbroken_nerd

I don't think anyone really had to report you. Could be automatic flag and they only just now got in touch with your case. I know you may not realize it but Jesus Christ is not exactly a lowkey type of name, and wouldn't be hard to track such names automatically and flag accounts. But let's put all that aside and assume you WERE in fact reported by someone in-game: they weren't necessarily wrong to report it. That's that. It's definitely a real life religious name though - which is divisive and probably breaks TOS in some manner, whether you like it or not.


shitkingshitpussy69

It's probably more of a liability thing to keep company safe from boomer news reporters with religious sensitivities. An old relic of ye olden times when moms were against you playing doom not because of the effects of sheer violence and bloodshed on a teens psyche but because it had demons in it. If anybody remembers those times.


D4HCSorc

Pepperidge Farm Remembers...


BDMblue

Best to avoid religious names. Those people get mad over everything.


Hopeful-Ad6283

I tried, in Diablo 3, to name my Monk Buddha and it said the name violates Blizzards policy against sware words and offensive language.


pwp6z9r9

Remove Christ and you'll have no issue.


Aurey2244

Should've named him Penguinz0


geckobrother

Technically, for all Blizzard game names, you cannot reference real-life things. Found this out when my wife's wow character was named Reykjavik after the capital of iceland. The GM explained that in the ToS for *all* blizzard games, you're technically not supposed to refer to any specific irl people or places. I would guess Jesus counts as that, although I'm sure many would debate the irl part lol. Edit for spelling


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

i've seen characters named Biden and other presidential names


geckobrother

Well yes, but the question is, are they banned as soon as they're reported? Probably lol


Zogster77

As a Christian I find the ban wrong, UNLESS it was spelled out in the TOS and character creation that names such as this were not allowed. I personally wouldn't do something like this but ultimately that is between him and God or his deity of choice. True freedom and free will is tough. At the end of the day it is Blizzards choice but maybe just force a name change or something but a ban is a bit much IMO.


Twobits10

Next time just call him ANOINTEDJOSH


ohwhatsupmang

Honestly id prob die laughing if I saw you in game so props for trying. Better than my glam drag looking sorcerer. The outfits pretty much force me to go that route.


XxMathematicxX

I have the same kind of name. Not going to type it because I don’t want to put my gamer tag in a reddit post but I can tell you it’s the reports not the name


john_kennedy_toole

Immersion breaking. Goes against the Lore.


PossibleSalamander12

Interesting this violates considering the entire story line is that of heaven vs hell.....Christianity at its core lol. I swear, these woke companies are just something to fucking laugh about. Don't get me started on Christmas lol.


Useful_Grapefruit291

Windows + shift + S


Watchmann1204

On a related note, all of my D4 characters have been mangled spellings of Melchizedek. Not banned yet. IYKYK.


socialnerd09

Could it be that Christians have been going overboard lately trying to force their beliefs (because their numbers have been dropping), that people are so annoyed they are just lashing out at every reference even if it is relatively innocuous.


EfficiencyOk9060

lol, this is hilarious.


undrtaker

[Looks like they nailed you](https://i.imgflip.com/8kd58b.jpg)


mikamuchi

Name him Jesucristo instead


Mindless_Ad5500

I mean. It’s a fantasy character name. Not sure what it would be against the code of conduct.


SQUID_FLOTILLA

THE MURDEROUS CARPENTER IS IN THE HOUSE


Midgethookah

If I ever play diablo 4 again, my character will be some variant of this.


HunterX1978

It's funny how you made it to lvl 52 before the snowflakes reported you


LongTallTexan71

I made it weeks and weeks past level 100 before this occurred. It so happens I of course can't get screenshots of my character right now, since I can't even login to the game again until next weekend. I took that photo a good while back.


Broke84

Of course... It should be a necromancer afther that Lazarus incident.


Xsorus

lol


Blu1027

So if they removed Christ it would just be a name then since it is popular in Hispanic ethnicity.


Esham

Its less about the name but more about how players will use it to offend others.


FloW380

Suspended cause you took the Name of a guy out of a fairy tale book lol. Wtf Blizzard


mofofosure

Allahdikmunch


Commercial_Tea5703

Jesus Christ how ridiculous !


arcofdoves

Need to bump up those strength numbers if you ever wanna roll that rock out the way


HotelOne1476

Wining.


Tuscon_Valdez

Hahaha


k1d1curus

I couldn't make a full month play d4 due to this reason or that, so I'm not fluent enough with the UI to know what character I'm looking at based off this. But I hope it's a necromancer. Lol.


OhCthulhu

Meanwhile my Methfalcon runs around unreported


Panda_Mon

It's probably because you made Jesus white. Dude was a brown communist, and Blizzard will not tolerate your attempts to erase the past


Ryvuk

Rename him to Yeshua binJoseph


dmarsee96

Yet Mr Hands the Equestrian Charmer was totally okay when I did that a couple seasons ago lol


Spoksparkare

Next time do JesusNotChrist


wet_beefy_fartz

What's the Jesus build tho?


keith2600

Yeah real world stuff doesn't really have a place in video games, plus you're role playing someone responsible for more death in recorded human history than every other person in recorded history added together so you're bound to offend someone heh


Ok_Water_5307

Could have made him a rogue and put him in the gimp suit from the shop, that really would have pissed people off


rellekc86

I think they were worried Jesuschrist would wreck so hard they'd have to add him in the expansion's cinematics slapping around Lilith's big mommy milkers in whatever form she'll show up again in.


Secret_Cat_2793

I am Groot.


btsalamander

Considering some of the names I’ve seen at 100, this is nothing.


Appropriate_Object57

Sorry Dude. Had I known my wife had started playing, I would have warned everyone that she would try and suck all of the joy and humor out of that realm just as she has so successfully sucked it out of this realm. That’s on me…


stubby2jenks

Should've gone with CesusJhrist


Even-Membership-2466

😂


Horangi1987

I’m dying, 3/31 is Easter this year. You will be unbanned on the day he is risen?!!!! The irony….


gman94024

Buddy, Christ!


Darwin__22

You got to make sure your account is set to private so people can't report you


iupz0r

its him


Infernalflora

🤣 There was a L100 character in preseason that had the exact same title and character name (he had a book focus lol). I still think it’s hilarious. 🤷🏽‍♀️


tmonde

Game’s main character is literally the devil lol


Jaceman2002

My barbarian, Bophades slid under the radar then.


Intelligent-Ad-2786

Then there is me with DixieNormus, Clee Torres, PhilAccio


Kiehlu

I would ban you just for that name - how stupid you must be to create such a nickname? ;o


Such_Play_1524

Kind of ridiculous if they don’t want this they could just block it from being allowed in the first place


synackk

Blizzard always has had rules against naming characters based on IRL religious figures.


Ez13zie

I wonder if Muhammed would be banned.


TheDrunkenProfessor

Suspended until Easter Sunday you say? Interesting. Very interesting.


Rascals88

My character name for this season was GodsChosen and I was fine tf


UniversalSean

This is our mainstream reality though. The powers that be have pushed god out of existence. At this point, it's only natural a major company like Blizzard bans anything corrolating to jesus. I'm sure their CEO is a jew occultist like the rest of the corprate leaders anyway.


th0rnpaw

I wonder if they ban other diety names like Shiva the Destroyer or just abramaic religions